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Lopen
01/30/12 1:30:00 PM
#51:


This is kinda true. Even without the celebs WWE's HoF is kinda dumb. Like I personally don't think guys like Cowboy Bob Orton, a completely uninteresting wrestler who was a borderline jobber for most of his career that just happens to be Randy Orton's father, should really be in there either.

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DeathChicken
01/30/12 1:38:00 PM
#52:


He was really famous for being Roddy Piper's Virgil forever and ever, but yeah

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ScareChan
01/30/12 1:38:00 PM
#53:


You guys were talking about 50/50 feuds last topic. They can work but it has to be 2 faces or two guys that end up both being faces. They also need really solid and entertaining matches for it to work. Two guys that go through hell and back and find mutual respect for each other always gets me interested in them.


The highest 50/50 feud I can remember though was Angle and HBK where their rubbermatch was a 30 minute iron match on a special Raw.

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JaKyL25
01/30/12 1:42:00 PM
#54:


http://www.wwe.com/shows/eliminationchamber/2012/raw-elimination-chamber-2012-preview

Gotta admit I didn't see that coming.

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ScareChan
01/30/12 1:49:00 PM
#55:


So the only thing they switched on me was Kofi for Swagger. So either Swagger weasels his way in or Swagger defends the US title to have something on the undercard. But who the heck does he defend against? Ryder cant compete right now. No one around is really getting any time to do anything

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Dr_Football
01/30/12 1:54:00 PM
#56:


Maybe they really are about to push Mason Ryan and we get that

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JaKyL25
01/30/12 1:54:00 PM
#57:


From: ScareChan | #055
So the only thing they switched on me was Kofi for Swagger. So either Swagger weasels his way in or Swagger defends the US title to have something on the undercard. But who the heck does he defend against? Ryder cant compete right now. No one around is really getting any time to do anything


Option 1.) THE ONLY ROMPIN' STOMPIN' FUNKASAURUS IN CAPTIVITY

Option 2.) There are dirt sheet rumors that Mason Ryan is gonna get pushed again. <_<

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edwardsdv
01/30/12 1:56:00 PM
#58:


FOOTBALL'D

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ScareChan
01/30/12 1:57:00 PM
#59:


Funkasaurus doesnt need a title yet. He can still be entertaining without direction until right around Mania.


I like Ryan but I hope he imrproved enough to work well with Swagger. I love Swagger, but I buy Ryan doing power moves to Cena more than Swagger for some reason.

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ScareChan
01/30/12 1:57:00 PM
#60:


SaveUs.Masterpiece

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Lopen
01/30/12 1:58:00 PM
#61:


From: ScareChan | #059
Funkasaurus doesnt need a title yet. He can still be entertaining without direction until right around Mania.


I'm already bored of his shtick, honestly. Which is kinda weird considering goofy gimmicks are always my favorite. I can only take 4 minute intro + exit combined with 1 minute matches so often. Especially since he doesn't change his dance or even the way he squashes people.

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JaKyL25
01/30/12 1:59:00 PM
#62:


http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2012-01-23/john-laurinaitis-job-review

Some funny smark nods in there.

"Did you see Laurinaitis before being knocked out by CM Punk’s GTS? The man maintains calm at all times."

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ScareChan
01/30/12 2:01:00 PM
#63:


From: Lopen | #061
I'm already bored of his shtick, honestly. Which is kinda weird considering goofy gimmicks are always my favorite. I can only take 4 minute intro + exit combined with 1 minute matches so often. Especially since he doesn't change his dance or even the way he squashes people.




Oh I'm not saying he doesnt need to show more than what he has, I am saying he doesnt need to be in a program with anyone yet.

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ScareChan
01/30/12 2:02:00 PM
#64:


OH MAN GUYS I GOT IT

To weasel his way out of the chamber Bryan says he will accept Regal's challenge!

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JaKyL25
01/30/12 2:02:00 PM
#65:


From JR's Blog:

Yes, I enjoy the Brodus Clay presentation. No, I don't enjoy tweets @JRsBBQ from fans who want Clay to move up in competition immediately. Many fans today, got to assume they are younger in age, have little or no patience when it comes to character development. I like Brodus Clay's upside and am more than willing to sit back and enjoy its evolution.

He's calling you out, Lopen!

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voltch
01/30/12 2:03:00 PM
#66:


Jakyl, our hall of fame would never honour guys we've never really seen so we can't judge em!

Course some users have seen the 1970s guys but very few.

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Lopen
01/30/12 2:04:00 PM
#67:


Well it it figures that an uneducated Oklahoman bumpkin like JR wouldn't understand that the concept of evolution typically involves some form of change.

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Rad Link 5
01/30/12 2:04:00 PM
#68:


From: Lopen | #061
I'm already bored of his shtick, honestly. Which is kinda weird considering goofy gimmicks are always my favorite. I can only take 4 minute intro + exit combined with 1 minute matches so often. Especially since he doesn't change his dance or even the way he squashes people.


Maybe his punishment is not being allowed to do anything other than the same dance and squash routine week after week until fans hate him so much he has to be fired.

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vcharon
01/30/12 2:05:00 PM
#69:


Drew Mac will get fired on Smackdown and come to RAW as an unbeatable face of epic proportions. Watch out Swagga.

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ScareChan
01/30/12 2:07:00 PM
#70:


I think thats WWEs problem on the whole. No one really develops over time anymore. And because there are so few stars they HAVE to put everything on fast foreward with anyone worth a lick. They really need some help. This is why losing Jeff Hardy was an issue, same with (I know I bring this up a lot) Kennedy. Batista and Lashley were big time guys that bounced too. I like Christian and all but I didnt like his Orton feud much, There isnt a ton of guys Christian matches well with feud wise. Thats why TNA was a good fit for him.



To get back where it was WWE needs some big guys back like Angle or Lesnar and that gives them buffer to develop some younger guys.


Hell if you put Edge, HBK, or Stone Cold in just an on screen or GM role THAT would even help.

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ScareChan
01/30/12 2:08:00 PM
#71:


From: vcharon | #069
Drew Mac will get fired on Smackdown and come to RAW as an unbeatable face of epic proportions. Watch out Swagga.




I fully expect Drew's story to end up him being fired and Santino hiring him on the cheap, and to possibly fool teddy Drew wears as mask but comes out to his same music and comes out as Mac Drewintire.

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JaKyL25
01/30/12 2:10:00 PM
#72:


From: ScareChan | #070
Hell if you put Edge, HBK, or Stone Cold in just an on screen or GM role THAT would even help.


Triple H: "Hmmm, this is a good idea, but why stop there? THE KING OF KINGS would make an even greater GM of Raw, and it'll be fresh and original!"

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JaKyL25
01/30/12 2:15:00 PM
#73:


Now I'm imagining this whole thing running on a loop:

Triple H: "John, you are relieved of your duties."
*Kevin Nash attacks*
Superstars: "UNSAFE WORKING ENVIRONMENT!"
*Vote of No Confidence*
Laurinaitis: "My name is John Laurinaitis, Executive Vice-President of Talent Relation, and the new Interim General Manager of Raw."
*Punk spends months complaining*
Laurinaitis: "I will screw CM Punk!"
Triple H: "John, you are relieved of your duties."
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voltch
01/30/12 2:16:00 PM
#74:


Kevin Nash retired!

Who will be the next old man to cause carnage.

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JaKyL25
01/30/12 2:18:00 PM
#75:


X-Pac
Scott Hall
Chyna

They will just keep cycling through Triple H's past

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Dr_Football
01/30/12 2:21:00 PM
#76:


Lopen posted...
Well it it figures that an uneducated Oklahoman bumpkin like JR wouldn't understand that the concept of evolution typically involves some form of change.

too many long words

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Highwind89
01/30/12 2:38:00 PM
#77:


First two in that elimination chamber totally going to be Kofi/Ziggler. Blood feud continues.
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voltch
01/30/12 2:43:00 PM
#78:


hmmm, should we have two ECs in the future?

Or a "super" chamber?

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JaKyL25
01/30/12 2:44:00 PM
#79:


http://vids.wwe.com/15078/wwecom-exclusive-daniel-bryan-be

RAGE

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Highwind89
01/30/12 2:47:00 PM
#80:


"I CARE AND HAVE APPRECIATION FOR AJ"

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ExThaNemesis
01/30/12 2:51:00 PM
#81:


dat wink

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PrivateBiscuit1
01/30/12 3:05:00 PM
#82:


Daniel Bryan the best.

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Panthera
01/30/12 3:08:00 PM
#83:


From: JaKyL25 | #065
From JR's Blog:

Yes, I enjoy the Brodus Clay presentation. No, I don't enjoy tweets @JRsBBQ from fans who want Clay to move up in competition immediately. Many fans today, got to assume they are younger in age, have little or no patience when it comes to character development. I like Brodus Clay's upside and am more than willing to sit back and enjoy its evolution.

He's calling you out, Lopen!


Many people today have some weird idea that it's apparently a good idea to put on boring TV and just tell your fans they're stupid for not liking it.

Not that Clay is quite at "boring" levels yet, but his every single segment so far has been identical. Not just similar, he does the same dance, yells the same couple of things, and hits the same moves in the same order. Establishing a monster with squash matches usually involves at least some slightly different moves used to squash each jobber!

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voltch
01/30/12 3:14:00 PM
#84:


What did Goldberg do again?

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Panthera
01/30/12 3:16:00 PM
#85:


I did say "usually"!

Maybe "ideally" would have been better

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voltch
01/30/12 3:17:00 PM
#86:


You have to start somewhere.

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ExThaNemesis
01/30/12 3:22:00 PM
#87:


I think voltch is implying that Funkasaurus should get the goldberg push.

I find nothing wrong with this.

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voltch
01/30/12 3:25:00 PM
#88:


FUNKAAAAAAAAA SAAAAAAURUS

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ExThaNemesis
01/30/12 3:30:00 PM
#89:


WHO'S NEXT?

Somebody call their momma.

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JaKyL25
01/30/12 3:33:00 PM
#90:


To be fair, each subsequent guy Clay has squashed has been one step higher up the food chain.

And the Regal/Vickie segment was different.

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X_Dante_X
01/30/12 3:43:00 PM
#91:


From: JaKyL25 | #090
To be fair, each subsequent guy Clay has squashed has been one step higher up the food chain.

And the Regal/Vickie segment was different.


Drew is officially higher than Heath Slater, excellent

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JaKyL25
01/30/12 3:48:00 PM
#92:


Former Intercontinental Champion!

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Highwind89
01/30/12 3:50:00 PM
#93:


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JaKyL25
01/30/12 3:51:00 PM
#94:


IC Champ + Tag Team Champ > 3-time Tag Team Champ

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X_Dante_X
01/30/12 3:52:00 PM
#95:


Does heath set the record for most number of tag titles reigns under different team names with the same partner?

I realize that is a lot of stipulations but GODDAMNIT I WANT HEATH TO HAVE A RECORD (shared with gabriel)

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JaKyL25
01/30/12 3:56:00 PM
#96:


Sorry, I think they have to share that record with the Acolytes/APA.

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Masato_Tanaka
01/30/12 3:56:00 PM
#97:


I don't really buy Flair being so low on that cumulative list from the last topic. Any logic behind that one?

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JaKyL25
01/30/12 3:57:00 PM
#98:


From: Masato_Tanaka | #097
I don't really buy Flair being so low on that cumulative list from the last topic. Any logic behind that one?


Flair was only headlining WWE cards for like a year.

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voltch
01/30/12 3:58:00 PM
#99:


Flair was in WCW for a longass time.

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JaKyL25
01/30/12 4:00:00 PM
#100:


Although if you're looking for Heath Slater records, as recently as a week ago he had the longest currently active losing streak in WWE.

Then he went and won a match on NXT.

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