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ScareChan
01/27/12 6:28:00 PM
#1:


Yeah! SOMEBODY CALL MY MAMA!

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SHINE GET 64
01/27/12 6:31:00 PM
#2:


FUNKY'S ON A ROLL

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ScareChan
01/27/12 6:31:00 PM
#3:


Natalya fart

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Rad Link 5
01/27/12 6:33:00 PM
#4:


What do you think buries her more? Getting squashed by the entire divas roster? Or farting?

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DpObliVion
01/27/12 6:35:00 PM
#5:


Are they really showing this entire match again? This was too long the first time.


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Rad Link 5
01/27/12 6:39:00 PM
#6:


They condensed it a little.

Gotta remember, as Wrestlemania draws near, Friday Night Smackdown slowly becomes Friday Night Raw Rewind.

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Coffee Ninja
01/27/12 6:39:00 PM
#7:


ARRIVE

TROLL

LEAVE

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DpObliVion
01/27/12 6:41:00 PM
#8:


Oh well, at least we get Cena's rage face again.


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SHINE GET 64
01/27/12 6:43:00 PM
#9:


DpObliVion posted...
Oh well, at least we get Cena's rage face again.

but we didn't :(

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Sir Cobain
01/27/12 6:44:00 PM
#10:


as buried as the anvil was in wcw

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DpObliVion
01/27/12 6:45:00 PM
#11:


Yeah. They keep denying us our Cena rage face. A-Ry music, too. Sigh.


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14_and_counting
01/27/12 6:46:00 PM
#12:


1 HHH vs Cactus Jack
2 Angle vs Benoit 2003
3 Royal Rumble 1992
4 Jericho vs Benoit 2001
5 Rock vs Mankind 1999
6 Royal Rumble 2001
7 Royal Rumble 2007
8 Royal Rumble 2004

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SmartMuffin
01/27/12 6:47:00 PM
#13:


Attn TNA: You know an angle is failing when your own announcers, on tape and probably reading from a script, struggle to make it through...

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Coffee Ninja
01/27/12 6:48:00 PM
#14:


We got A-Ry music on NXT!

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Rad Link 5
01/27/12 6:49:00 PM
#15:


Things That Have Happened To Natalya Tonight:
-Farted. Teddy, Aksana and Santino sold this as the most wretched smell ever.
-Had Booker T and Michael Cole imply she was not attractive.
-Got squashed in literally five seconds by Aksana.
-Got killed by Tamina post-match.

Seriously, she had to have spurned somebody's sexual advances for this kind of sustained burial.

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Coffee Ninja
01/27/12 6:49:00 PM
#16:


From: SmartMuffin | #013
Attn TNA: You know an angle is failing when your own announcers, on tape and probably reading from a script, struggle to make it through...






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14_and_counting
01/27/12 6:56:00 PM
#17:


Remember when alot of us thought this whole diva angle was leading to Natalya turning face and the two facing off at WM? Yeah, that won't be happening....


This sucks.

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Rad Link 5
01/27/12 7:05:00 PM
#18:


Maybe Natalya is going to be part of an angle about how stinky her farts are. How she has the stinkiest farts and the other divas don't like her because her farts are really stinky. And how the stink of her farts brings disgrace to the Hart family name, in contrast to Tamina's incredibly pleasant farts bringing honor to her family name. Natalya will even try to win matches with her farts, but the farts will knock the referees out, allowing her opponents time to recover. This will all lead into Natalya changing her ring name to Nattie Neidfart.

The original ending to that Henry/Show match:
PWInsider.com reports that the original plan was to see Daniel Bryan attack The Big Show with a chair after Show had knocked Henry to the floor, leaving Show to make a comeback and Chokeslam the World Champion, leaving him for dead. Henry was then to splash Bryan with the show going off the air showcasing the ‘impossible’ task he has on Sunday in trying to retain his Gold.

That would have been pretty much perfect. Man, Henry's injury really screwed this build-up.

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ScareChan
01/27/12 7:10:00 PM
#19:


Kinda dissapointed no one noted how you were supposed to think this was a Jericho topic and you got swerved by Funkasaurus

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Rad Link 5
01/27/12 7:12:00 PM
#20:


Too distracted by Natalya's stinky farts.

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DpObliVion
01/27/12 7:16:00 PM
#21:


So how bad is Henry's injury, and how much longer will it continue to affect him?


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edwardsdv
01/27/12 7:26:00 PM
#22:


To answer MWC:

It would be one thing if when Trips and Taker and Rock came back they put people over and it improved hte product long term, instead it actually stagnates the product and the part-timers ALWAYS seem to go over to keep them happy.

Everyone loses and the average fan is left feeling that the biggest stars in the company arent around 80% of the time, while still preventing them from getting invested in someone else. Its hard to get casuals to care about Dolph Ziggler or Cody Rhodes when even the WWE is saying hes third-rate basically.

I mean heck if Punk cant go over, no one really can I will STILL be surprised if Cena goes over after that ass-kissing Raw after mania that did nothing but put the rock over. Literally everything else took a backseat. For a guy who barely works there.

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Masato_Tanaka
01/27/12 7:26:00 PM
#23:


I really hope Mark is able to fight at the RR.

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Masato_Tanaka
01/27/12 7:27:00 PM
#24:


And anyone who thinks Cena isn't going over The Rock at Mania is crazy. That's obviously where everything has been headed.

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SmartMuffin
01/27/12 7:28:00 PM
#25:


From: Masato_Tanaka | #024
And anyone who thinks Cena isn't going over The Rock at Mania is crazy. That's obviously where everything has been headed.


WWE stupidly botching the ending to a really long angle? That NEVER happens!

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14_and_counting
01/27/12 7:30:00 PM
#26:


From: edwardsdv | #022
To answer MWC:

It would be one thing if when Trips and Taker and Rock came back they put people over and it improved hte product long term, instead it actually stagnates the product and the part-timers ALWAYS seem to go over to keep them happy.

Everyone loses and the average fan is left feeling that the biggest stars in the company arent around 80% of the time, while still preventing them from getting invested in someone else. Its hard to get casuals to care about Dolph Ziggler or Cody Rhodes when even the WWE is saying hes third-rate basically.

I mean heck if Punk cant go over, no one really can I will STILL be surprised if Cena goes over after that ass-kissing Raw after mania that did nothing but put the rock over. Literally everything else took a backseat. For a guy who barely works there.




Right, but this was MY ME roster, so I'm booking obvioulsy. Taker and Trips are now enhancement talent at the major PPV's, they are not going over, they are going to put over the Zigglers and Barretts of the world. Again, except Taker at Mania, but just fighting and hanging with Taker at Mania is enough of a rub I believe.

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PrivateBiscuit1
01/27/12 7:30:00 PM
#27:




So... Z True Long Island Story is moving to WWE's Youtube Channel now.

But lmao @ the canned boos for the announcement.

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14_and_counting
01/27/12 7:31:00 PM
#28:


From: SmartMuffin | #025
WWE stupidly botching the ending to a really long angle? That NEVER happens!




It's only a botch if face Cena goes over.


Everything else is acceptable.


(Including Face Rock beating Heel Cena)

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GTM
01/27/12 7:32:00 PM
#29:


From: DpObliVion | #496
So uh....yeah, how long until Brodus Clay actually starts to get competition?


The return of Vladimir Kozlov!

From: 14_and_counting | #017
Remember when alot of us thought this whole diva angle was leading to Natalya turning face and the two facing off at WM? Yeah, that won't be happening....


Natalya and Drew McIntyre to have a valiant comeback and destroy all competition

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Majin Lou
01/27/12 7:46:00 PM
#30:


tag

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Rad Link 5
01/27/12 7:52:00 PM
#31:


From: PrivateBiscuit1 | #027


So... Z True Long Island Story is moving to WWE's Youtube Channel now.

But lmao @ the canned boos for the announcement.


Does anybody else have a bad feeling about this? I have a bad feeling about this.

From: 14_and_counting | #028
It's only a botch if face Cena goes over.


Cena rises above hate. Beats The Rock.

Rock shakes his hand out of respect. The two celebrate together as they go off the air.

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14_and_counting
01/27/12 7:53:00 PM
#32:


From: Rad Link 5 | #031
[quoted text]

Does anybody else have a bad feeling about this? I have a bad feeling about this.

[quoted text]

Cena rises above hate. Beats The Rock.

Rock shakes his hand out of respect. The two celebrate together as they go off the air.




Will literally be one of the worst angles of all time if this is how it ends.

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TheRock1525
01/27/12 7:58:00 PM
#33:


Will literally be one of the worst angles of all time if this is how it ends.

Will literally be the only way the angle ends without the WWE making it's current product look like absolute garbage.

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vcharon
01/27/12 7:59:00 PM
#34:


Like that wasn't what was going to happen from the start?

Plan: Get a really popular guy from the demographic that contains Cena haters. Endear him to the fans, get them going and at the end of the day have even him admit Cena is great. Therefore, if the Rock says Cena is great, everyone must agree.

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Rad Link 5
01/27/12 8:03:00 PM
#35:


I really only want it to happen to see the incredible reaction the IWC will have towards it. A full week (at least) of free entertainment.

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14_and_counting
01/27/12 8:06:00 PM
#36:


From: vcharon | #034
Like that wasn't what was going to happen from the start?

Plan: Get a really popular guy from the demographic that contains Cena haters. Endear him to the fans, get them going and at the end of the day have even him admit Cena is great. Therefore, if the Rock says Cena is great, everyone must agree.




Except not. Both Punk and Rock got the absolute **** booed out of them last year when they gave Cena compliments. Especially the Rock.

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Lopen
01/27/12 8:10:00 PM
#37:


From: SmartMuffin | #013
Attn TNA: You know an angle is failing when your own announcers, on tape and probably reading from a script, struggle to make it through...


Which one is this exactly?

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Lopen
01/27/12 8:15:00 PM
#38:


Also good lord Smackdown was terrible. Between this and the episode two weeks ago (I believe) I'm seriously considering giving Smackdown a break for a while. I remember back when shows had matches and didn't have a backstage segment about Natalya farting

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vcharon
01/27/12 8:16:00 PM
#39:


Means nothing. Everyone knows it doesn't work that way, doesn't mean that isn't what WWE is still going to do.

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Rad Link 5
01/27/12 8:19:00 PM
#40:


This was actually the first Smackdown for the year I thought was bad. Mostly had to do with 1/4th of the show being a replay of the Kane vs Ryder match/post-match, Natalya farting, and the Main Event getting cut waaaaaay short and having a kind of nonsensical finish thanks to the injury. But the Daniel Bryan vs Hoss matches have actually been pretty damn decent, so the past few Smackdowns have been wins in my book.

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Lopen
01/27/12 8:23:00 PM
#41:


There was a SD recently where every match was 2 minutes or less with the exception of the main event. It had Jinder vs Sheamus squash, Natalya vs Tamina squash, and Slater vs Brodus squash. I think that was the week where Show ran over AJ which I also thought was a really dumb finish (and given the way they're following through with it I stand by that). The lumberjack match and the show/bryan match where henry shoved bryan were good but that one not so much.

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Dauntless Hunter
01/27/12 8:28:00 PM
#42:


The Fart Dynasty

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Rad Link 5
01/27/12 8:30:00 PM
#43:


I loved it, personally. Him shouting at a blubbering Big Show after the match is stuck in my head like a catchy song.

"HOW COULD YOU BE SO RECKLESS?! SHE'S NINETY-FIVE POUNDS! THERE'S NO NEED TO BE THAT RECKLESS!"

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Coffee Ninja
01/27/12 8:31:00 PM
#44:


From: Rad Link 5 | #043
I loved it, personally. Him shouting at a blubbering Big Show after the match is stuck in my head like a catchy song.

"HOW COULD YOU BE SO RECKLESS?! SHE'S NINETY-FIVE POUNDS! THERE'S NO NEED TO BE THAT RECKLESS!"




Someone contact those Autotune guys, that did the HIDA YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE song

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PrivateBiscuit1
01/27/12 8:31:00 PM
#45:


YOU ARE A BASTARD!

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Coffee Ninja
01/27/12 8:32:00 PM
#46:


SHES 95 POUNDS YOU ARE A BASTARD
SHES 95 POUNDS YOU ARE A BASTARD
SHES 95 POUNDS YOU ARE A BASTARD

I can hear this autotune song in my head

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Lopen
01/27/12 8:33:00 PM
#47:


Strange strange people.

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Coffee Ninja
01/27/12 8:33:00 PM
#48:


better yet, where are the guys who did the JR "My Ass" song? They have a better chance of doing it than the autotune guys

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Rad Link 5
01/27/12 8:34:00 PM
#49:


From: Dauntless Hunter | #042
The Fart Dynasty


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01/27/12 10:59:00 PM
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