Board 8 > Why Did They Lose? Mario vs. Bowser

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~*~THE OFFICIAL TOPIC SERIES~*~

These things run 24 hours for 24-hour matches.

The rules are of course, to come up with a humorous reason as to why the loser of the most recent contest match lost, or to second someone else's reason. Reasons have to be original, so reasons that have won in previous contests aren't eligible.

List of past winners: http://board8.wikia.com/wiki/Why_Did_They_Lose%3F

Previously...
Why Did They Lose Again? Cloud Strife vs. Sephiroth

Winner (13 votes): So you just got your ass handed to you against Link and Ganon, and while you're still surviving and getting to an Inn, guess who you run into? GARY MOTHER****ING OAK. - ZX_Lucian

Runner up (5 votes):
***FF7 SPOILERS***

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
People Lied
Then Aeris Died - Shoenin_Kakashi


Without further ado,

Why DID Mario vs. Bowser lose to Link vs. Ganondorf?

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because Link

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From: sonicboom510 | #002
because Link

This

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From: Regaro_Ukiera |
MWC is god-tier

It is written: "Only Jay Solano can defeat Link."

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The LAW can't wait to Bomb Dodongo's
Then Ganondorf kicked Mario into a pit, IT BURNS.

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From: TheCodeisBosco | #004
It is written: "Only Jay Solano can defeat Link."

I'll go with this.

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Because it wasn't Sonic.

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Because this is GameFAQs, and on GameFAQs Link will always be da B(ob-)omb!

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Mario and Bowser thought Link and Ganondorf's "tennis match" was for fun.
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It is written: "Only Jay Solano can defeat Link."

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"The courtroom is the garden of holy judgment. Those with lechery in their hearts should leave this sanctuary at once!" ~Franziska von Karma

LINK! He come to town! Come to save the Princess Zelda!
Bowser took her away
Now the children don't play
but they will when Link saves the day
HALLELUJAH!

Now Link! Fill up your votes
So you can shoot your sword with power!
And when you're feeling all down
Ganon will come around
So be brave and not a sissy coward

Now Link! Has won the day!
Put Mario in his grave
So now Zelda is free
And now our hero shall be
LINK! I think your name shall go down in GameFAQs History!!!!

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It's kind of been done PK. Not_you did it last year in fact.

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From: TheCodeisBosco | #004
It is written: "Only Jay Solano can defeat Link."

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From: sonicboom510 | #002
because Link

yup

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GenesisSaga posted...
It's kind of been done PK. Not_you did it last year in fact.

ah mmk <shrug>

then

because Link

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"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama

4 votes

Because Link - sonicboom510


It is written: "Only Jay Solano can defeat Link." - TheCodeisBosco

3 votes

N/A

2 votes

N/A

1 vote

The LAW can't wait to Bomb Dodongo's
Then Ganondorf kicked Mario into a pit, IT BURNS. - Shoenin_Kakashi


Because it wasn't Sonic - Wanglicious


Because this is GameFAQs, and on GameFAQs Link will always be da B(ob-)omb! - GenesisSaga


Mario and Bowser thought Link and Ganondorf's "tennis match" was for fun. - SilentWanderer

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cloud and l-block beat link too but

From: TheCodeisBosco | #004
It is written: "Only Jay Solano can defeat Link."

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some line about the guru winner here

There votes were in another castle, The castle of Hyrule.

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Why? Why did they lose?

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Eh heh heh. Tempting...

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sonicboom510 posted...
because Link

that's about it really

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AranShiizaa posted...
There votes were in another castle, The castle of Hyrule.

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Anagram posted...


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Anagram posted...


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It is written: "Only Jay Solano can defeat Link."

This times infinity.

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From: Anagram | #020

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Anagram posted...


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SuperNiceDog won the Guru contest super nicely!

TheCodeisBosco posted...
It is written: "Only Jay Solano can defeat Link."

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Then I bust out Sudowoodo, and you're like "lol grass" so you try fire BUT IT DOESN'T WORK BECAUSE SUDOWOODO IS A ****ING ROCK!

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Because Link.

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sonicboom510 posted...
because Link

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From: Anagram | #020

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AranShiizaa posted...
There votes were in another castle, The castle of Hyrule.

This right hurr.

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From: TheCodeisBosco | #004
It is written: "Only Jay Solano can defeat Link."

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From: TheCodeisBosco | #004
It is written: "Only Jay Solano can defeat Link."

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Bump

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Another bump

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It is written: "Only Jay Solano can defeat Link."

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TheCodeisBosco posted...
It is written: "Only Jay Solano can defeat Link."

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11 votes
It is written: "Only Jay Solano can defeat Link." - TheCodeisBosco

10 votes

N/A

9 votes

- Anagram

8 votes

N/A

7 votes

Because Link - sonicboom510

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3 votes

Their votes were in another castle, The castle of Hyrule. - AranShiizaa

2 votes

N/A

1 vote

The LAW can't wait to Bomb Dodongo's
Then Ganondorf kicked Mario into a pit, IT BURNS. - Shoenin_Kakashi


Because it wasn't Sonic - Wanglicious


Mario and Bowser thought Link and Ganondorf's "tennis match" was for fun. - SilentWanderer

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It is written: "Only Jay Solano can defeat Link."

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It is written: "Only Jay Solano can defeat Link."

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From: TheCodeisBosco | #004
It is written: "Only Jay Solano can defeat Link."

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Damn you guuuys

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Anagram posted...


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Waldorf: So Link won another contest, huh?

Statler: Better link me away from that site then! Do ho ho ho!

Both: Oh ho ho ho!

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It is written: "Only Jay Solano can defeat Link."

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AdmiralZephyr posted...
Waldorf: So Link won another contest, huh?

Statler: Better link me away from that site then! Do ho ho ho!

Both: Oh ho ho ho!

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