Board 8 > Doctor Doom travels through Kanto with a Magikarp as his starter: A Watery Grave

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EvilJawless
03/22/12 9:41:00 PM
#401:


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Can't wait for the Sabrina fight.

Oh yeah, that should be quite interesting. Blaine too, since he's supposed to be a world renouned scientist and all that.

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DoomTheGyarados
03/23/12 8:13:00 PM
#402:


ROAR
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Achromatic
03/24/12 1:30:00 AM
#403:


Doctor Doom walked briskly through Saffron City. He had no business here and therefore every second he spent here was a waste of his very valuable time when he could be doing something important, such as finding new minions or crushing someone’s hope. Better still Doom could be crushing many people’s hope at the same time to further increase his efficiency rating. He noted with mild interest the decent amount of power coming from the Gym at the far northeast corner of the city. He had been informed in one of the many dossiers he received from the Joys that the leader employed the use of Psychic Pokémon and that the young woman had not been defeated in a straight Pokémon battle in years. Psychic users had always held Doom’s interest even as a young man. Their intellect was more often than not above average and their arrogance was nearly suffocating. Crushing those who thought themselves superior to Doom in any facet, much less that of intellect, was always a pleasure.

Doom returned his focus back on the path in front of him. Thoughts of battle against that particular Gym Leader would have to wait. No matter how strong the woman was supposed to be Doom knew that she would not measure up to his strength, and so without a doubt that she would not provide Doom any meaningful amusement he turned back to his real priority: Vermillion City. His minion, Bill, had done a satisfactory job of providing him with a ticket for the boat that docked there. Doom had spent a sizable amount of his money to procure rare materials from a distant land and it had taken some stiff bribes for these materials to be smuggled onto this ship. Doom cared little for a fortune that sat idle however, and the money meant nothing in comparison to the amazing experiments Doom would be able to conduct once Doom got everything he had ordered into one of Doom’s many laboratories.

Meowth passed by his master on the bike Doom had gifted him as the two entered the guard station. Unlike the previous guard this one did not stop their progress and after a moment Meowth, followed by Doom, had made it to route six.

“Vermillion is just up ahead, master! I am so excited, it has been so long since I’ve seen the ocean.”

Doom ignored Meowth and continued down the path. After a short time Doom, as if on cue, snapped his fingers. The guard station, now a good quarter mile away, blew up in a towering inferno of fire and smoke. The smoke began to slowly swirl as it went skyward until it formed into a sinuous shape. Before long a massive and terrifying Gyarados made entirely of smoke was dominating the skyline.

Eat your heart out, Voldemort!

Meowth, more curious than caring about the loss of life, turned to his master. “Why?”

“Why not?” Doom responded.
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most_games_r_ok
03/24/12 8:34:00 AM
#404:


“Why?”

“Why not?”


Yesss

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beavis666x2
03/24/12 8:36:00 AM
#405:


Awesome.

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GeneralKenobi85
03/24/12 10:53:00 AM
#406:


He should have said "Wynaut?"

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GenesisSaga
03/24/12 8:48:00 PM
#407:


^Nah...

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beavis666x2
03/25/12 8:33:00 PM
#408:


Doom will not purge.

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Kenshin171
03/26/12 5:29:00 PM
#409:


He shall not purge.
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beavis666x2
03/28/12 4:15:00 PM
#410:


Doom will not purge on my watch.

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Achromatic
03/28/12 4:15:00 PM
#411:


Instead of talking about the purge so much, talk about what you hope to see next or something!

The purge talk makes me sad.
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most_games_r_ok
03/28/12 4:17:00 PM
#412:


hope

YOU HAVE NO HOPE

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GeneralKenobi85
03/28/12 7:01:00 PM
#413:


i certainly do hope to see Doom crush the hopes of many a man as he continues his death march through Kanto.

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Kenshin171
03/28/12 7:13:00 PM
#414:


I look forward to Doom visiting the truck near the S.S. Anne.
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GeneralKenobi85
03/28/12 7:17:00 PM
#415:


From: Kenshin171 | #414
I look forward to Doom visiting the truck near the S.S. Anne.


Oh god

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Dark Young Link
03/28/12 7:19:00 PM
#416:


Kenshin171 posted...
I look forward to Doom visiting the truck near the S.S. Anne.

That will be glorious.

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MeteorExF
03/28/12 10:02:00 PM
#417:


From: Kenshin171 | #414
I look forward to Doom visiting the truck near the S.S. Anne.

That truck better meet the worst of fates.

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Dark Young Link
03/28/12 10:35:00 PM
#418:


^What other fate does one meet when they stand in the way of Doom?

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kevwaffles
03/28/12 10:37:00 PM
#419:


From: Dark Young Link | #418
^What other fate does one meet when they stand in the way of Doom?


Technically the truck is just to the side, slightly out of the way of Doom.

Or does it start blocking the path? It's been over a decade since I actually played this.

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beavis666x2
03/29/12 8:55:00 PM
#420:


I'd like to see Meowth kick some ass.

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beavis666x2
03/30/12 8:48:00 PM
#421:


What about the Machop building the building?

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MeteorExF
03/30/12 8:50:00 PM
#422:


Oh god, the pokemon fan club...

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Achromatic
03/31/12 4:34:00 AM
#423:


In case you are curious, I am actually doing some research for the next few scenes because I had trouble finding it online <_<.
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GenesisSaga
04/01/12 7:19:00 PM
#424:


I don't mind. Knowledge is power after all. And Doom IS power!

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Kenshin171
04/02/12 8:01:00 AM
#425:


Doom is bump.
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Achromatic
04/03/12 11:03:00 AM
#426:


Doom and his starter Pikachu in Pokemon Yellow have arrived in Vermillion!

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_Regaro_
04/03/12 11:06:00 AM
#427:


bah

when in doubt, Doom writes his own scenes

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Achromatic
04/04/12 7:23:00 PM
#428:


As your USER OF THE YEAR I promised 100 more Doom updates before the year is out. Let's all work hard for me to reach this goal!

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Achromatic
04/04/12 7:27:00 PM
#429:


Doctor Doom continued his journey to Vermillion City unimpeded until they were within the city limits. This is where everyone should have ran screaming in terror and prayed to their chosen deity, but ignorance left the people unaware of what horrors awaited them.

As Doom and his faithful Meowth entered the city the first thing he took note of was the giant cruise liner that had docked on the far end of the city. Unlike Cerulean this city was not populated by very many buildings and it was easy to see that there was still a lot of room for growth here. Doom could already visualize several corporations and factories that would make good use of the water front once he had freed these people of their delusions of freedom.

Doctor Doom entered the Pokecenter and without saying a word to the local Joy began his slow descent into his underground laboratory. Doom, in all of his wisdom, had made this particular area very big so that it could act as one of his central base of operations while he was stationed in this world. The port had too many uses not to have such a large base of operations nearby.

After several flights of stairs, because god knows Doom nor his Pokemon get the workout they need when in battle, Doom punched in a forty digit long code into a keypad and walked into his lab. Not that anyone could have gotten into his lab regardless, but Doom liked 40 digit codes. It would be wise if you never questioned why.

Meowth was awed by just how expansive the place turned out to be. He didn’t think it was possible to fit all of this beneath Vermillion! Meowth looked to his right and saw a large area that had a green signed marked “Training” on the door.

Doom took notice of Meowth's observation. “Doom is pleased that you took notice of that particular area so quickly. That is where you and your Pokemon shall train while Doom is out conducting research on the pain tolerance of various native species.”

“But master, I don’t know how to train-“Meowth was interrupted by a backhand from Doom. Meowth rubbed his face and cursed his own stupidity. He had so deserved that.

“Then you will learn how to train. Doom will be gone for several hours, when Doom returns he expects certain standards to have been met. If such a simple task is beyond you, there will be dire consequences.”

Meowth nodded fervently. He didn't want to know what his master's definition of dire was.

Doom swept out of the room and made his way back to ground level. Now that Meowth was being efficient Doom turned his focus to what brought him here in the first place. Doom was Doom, therefore Doom was wickedly clever and his plans reached farther than anyone was capable of seeing. For his plan to succeed, however, Doom needed to conduct a key piece of research. The S.S. Anne held a key to this research and he would crush whoever got in his way. He would also crush those who did not get in his way, but if he actually announced this then those who were not directly in his way would have hope, and it was that hope that Doom was eager to crush personally.

Doom arrived at the docks and looked around. There was no one walking about. It was easy for Doom to deduce that everyone who would normally be milling about had decided to take a look at the ship in port. That would not save them from Doom. Doom continued towards the ship when something caught his eye. A truck was parked on the opposite side of where the ship was. Doom walked up to the truck and inspected it closely until a cruel smile had formed on his lips.

Doom was pleased.

They had already taken his shipment off of the boat.

Time to experiment!
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Anagram
04/04/12 7:31:00 PM
#430:


Getting to the good parts, I assume.

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GeneralKenobi85
04/04/12 7:42:00 PM
#431:


Oh lawd

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cody11533
04/04/12 7:52:00 PM
#432:


99 more Doom updates this year. Glorious.

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_Regaro_
04/04/12 7:54:00 PM
#433:


From: cody11533 | Posted: 4/4/2012 9:52:57 PM | #432
99 more Doom updates this year. Glorious.


99 updates for DOOM on the wall, 99 updates for DOOM~


unfortunately I don't possess the time to go through the rest

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JeffreyRaze
04/04/12 8:35:00 PM
#434:


Me and a couple other users went through a whole 99 bottles of beer on the wall on a dead board over the course of a month or so >_>.

Also, yesss, truck'd

Also also,

He would also crush those who did not get in his way, but if he actually announced this then those who were not directly in his way would have hope, and it was that hope that Doom was eager to crush personally.

I am hopeful that the crushing of my hope will be imminent.

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BlackDra90n
04/04/12 8:38:00 PM
#435:


Omg the mystery of the truck is going to be finally be revealedddddddddd

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IloveYoda
04/04/12 9:40:00 PM
#436:


From: Achromatic | #428
As your USER OF THE YEAR I promised 100 more Doom updates before the year is out. Let's all work hard for me to reach this goal!


This is a glorious day.

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Forceful_Dragon
04/05/12 12:57:00 AM
#437:


From: Achromatic | #429
A truck was parked on the opposite side of where the ship was. Doom walked up to the truck and inspected it closely




o_O

Nostalgia'D

This can only be amazing.

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Achromatic
04/05/12 4:57:00 AM
#438:


Doctor Doom checked the contents of the truck and found everything was in order. This would go down as an excellent day on the road to his conquest of this world. Now all he needed to do was get the truck back to his base and he could commence with his work.

“Ah, Dr. Doom. Imagine seeing you again so soon. I didn’t think I’d have another encounter with you for a while yet!” A familiar voice said from behind Doom.

Doom turned around and immediately had to hide his displeasure. Before him stood the one man that Doom knew he needed to be cautious around for the time being. Doom was strong, and Doom was eternal, but to conquer this world the right way it needed to be done through Pokémon battle to the death. Doom, being great and wise, knew he was not ready to face this man. “Indeed. I thought they kept you League Champions quite busy. Why are you here?”

Lance smiled at Doom. “Oh you know, looking for some random youngster to scare the crap out of with my dragons. It is a free country, after all.”

“Not for long,” Doom murmured to himself.

“What was that?” Lance asked with a slight edge to his voice.

“Nothing,” Doom lied spectacularly.

Lance eyed Doom warily for a moment before shrugging his shoulders. “Nothing, you say?” Lance said conversationally before continuing. “Sure, why not. I am actually here on official league business. The S.S. Anne is a great opportunity to meet strong trainers from other regions. We at the Indigo Plateau are always interested in being at the cutting edge of everything Pokémon related. That includes being the strongest and most well-read Pokémon trainers.”

Doom considered Lance’s words. If Doom were a paranoid man he might assume Lance had been following him.

Doom assumed Lance had been following him.

“I see. I will take that into consideration,” Doom said.

Lance turned his head to the S.S. Annie and stared at it as he spoke again, “I heard what you did to Misty. Took her on in a battle of water and won. Brutally and without mercy.” Lance turned his attention back to Doom. “You are clearly not stupid. You have strong Pokemon. Such conduct in a gym battle is unacceptable. It will not happen again.” Lance spoke in a calm voice, but his eyes betrayed the unsaid threat that his voice did not.

Doom clenched his fist. This worm was lucky. So very lucky that Doom had long ago decided that this world would fall not from Doom’s own considerable might, but the skill he would show as a Pokemon Master. However that insult would not go unanswered. “When Doom greets you in the field of battle your Pokemon will wish that Doom had as much kindness as he did when he faced Misty.” Doom meant that threat with every fiber of his being.

Lance laughed.

Doom’s eyes bulged. This fool dared to laugh at him?

Well, apparently so.

“That’s funny. You? Harm my dragons? You are a funny man, doctor. I’ve wasted enough time on you, I think.” Lance’s smile grew larger as he noted Doom’s rage. He liked to press Doom’s buttons.

No one’s perfect.

Lance continued. “I can sense the great strength and skill you have. I have little doubt I will meet up with you again. Don’t be in such a rush to head into battle with me though, you wouldn’t like the result.” Lance gave an abbreviated salute and leaped off the dock directly into the ocean. At the last possible moment he was whisked away into the sky by an orange blur.

Doom shook with rage. He turned to the truck and quickly decided that his shipment would be safe to leave unattended for a little while longer. Doom looked at the S.S. Annie and smiled malevolently.

Doom wanted blood and there was a big ship full of right in front of him.

How convenient.
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IloveYoda
04/05/12 5:55:00 AM
#439:


Lance has balls.

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GeneralKenobi85
04/05/12 6:31:00 AM
#440:


Lance can't comprehend the full power of Doom.

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muddersmilk
04/05/12 6:33:00 AM
#441:


Lance is an idiot.

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most_games_r_ok
04/05/12 6:45:00 AM
#442:


Lance is bold indeed

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Achromatic
04/06/12 2:15:00 AM
#443:


From: IloveYoda | #439
Lance has balls.


From: GeneralKenobi85 | #440
Lance can't comprehend the full power of Doom.


From: muddersmilk | #441
Lance is an idiot.


From: most_games_r_ok | #442
Lance is bold indeed


Well that's a reaction.

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Achromatic
04/06/12 2:56:00 AM
#444:


Doctor Doom proceeded to the entrance of the S.S. Anne where an usher waited for him.

“Welcome to the S.S. Anne, sir. May I see your ticket?” asked the young man.

Doom smiled cruelly. “No you may not.” Doom waved his hand and the usher was launched several hundred feet into the air as Doom made his way onto the cruise ship. Doom had been given a ticket by Bill so that he could retrieve his property in a quiet manner without raising any suspicion. Doom was no longer in a quiet mood and if there were no survivors there wouldn’t be anyone left to be suspicious.

There has never been better logic in all of history.

Doom recalled that Lance had said that within the halls and decks of this ship there were several strong trainers from entirely different regions. This was good, perhaps they could give Doom even a fraction of a challenge before he painted the walls red with the blood of their Pokémon.

Doom had not taken five steps into the ship before he was accosted by a cheery middle-aged woman.

“Oh that’s a beautiful mask! Did you get that in the Hoenn region?” She asked.

Doom clenched his fists. This was perfect, already there was a fool in his path ready to be destroyed!

“Doom challenges you to a Pokémon battle,” Doom said grandly.

The woman looked sheepish, not bothered in the slightest that he had ignored her question. “I don’t have any Pokémon I am afraid, I am just here seeing the sights.”

Doom growled. “Then you are merely in Doom’s way! Doom removes all obstacles!” Doom threw a vicious right cross at the woman’s head causing her entire body to be violently lifted off the ground and slammed into the side of the cabin.

Doom stepped over her body without a second thought and proceeded to where he knew the main deck was. The blueprints he had obtained had been very easy to memorize, after all. Doom had made a commitment to conquer this world through Pokémon mastery and not something as mundane and unsophisticated as murder but if he did not find a trainer soon Doom had no problems making a mistake and slaughtering everyone on the ship. Doom would have to make it to himself later.

Doom reached the deck in short order and his eyes lit up in excitement as he saw dozens of trainers who each looked ready for battle. This would be glorious.

As Doom was about to challenge the nearest one an object suddenly struck the deck thirty feet away from Doom and a red liquid, undoubtedly blood, spilled out from the impact.

Doom, a master of physics, mathematics, and the anatomy of the human body did not even need to look to realize that it was the usher he had gently displaced from the ground finally coming down from his foray into the upper atmosphere. Doom frowned as he noticed exactly where he had landed. Doom had wanted the corpse to be impaled on the spike that was two feet away from where the body had ended up. Doom needed more practice with flinging around live test subjects. Doom eyed the dozens of horrified trainers in front of him.

Easily solved.

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Dark Young Link
04/06/12 4:37:00 AM
#445:


Sucks to be people not named "Doctor Victor Von Doom" on the ship right about now.

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_Regaro_
04/06/12 5:21:00 AM
#446:


When doesn't it suck to not be named Victor Von Doom, especially in the presence of said Doom?

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kevwaffles
04/06/12 5:36:00 AM
#447:


From: Achromatic | #444
Doom had no problems making a mistake and slaughtering everyone on the ship. Doom would have to make it to himself later.


I'm assuming you meant up to himself later. Otherwise that vastly changes the meaning of that sentence.

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Achromatic
04/06/12 6:42:00 AM
#448:


From: kevwaffles | #447
I'm assuming you meant up to himself later. Otherwise that vastly changes the meaning of that sentence.


Indeed I did.

Whoops.

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Forceful_Dragon
04/06/12 8:31:00 PM
#449:


I wonder how many of the dozens of trainer will even earn the right to begin a battle with him before they offer themselves as a sacrifice of crimson pigmentation.

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Kenshin171
04/07/12 8:33:00 AM
#450:


Three updates was a nice way to come back to this topic! I hope Doom is pleased with marvelous tales about himself.
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