Board 8 > Doctor Doom travels through Kanto with a Magikarp as his starter: A Watery Grave

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Oh god, I have missed three updates. Time to play catch up right quick.

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All caught up.

Lance sure is playing with fire, and by 'fire' I don't mean a lighter or some matches, I mean a veritable flamethrower.

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This is gonna hurt

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From: Kenshin171 | #450
I hope Doom is pleased with marvelous tales about himself.

Chris is the one who needs to hope that Doom is pleased.

If Doom is not pleased then Chris is the one who will not be pleased with the consequences.

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Doctor Doom was both an efficient and scarily quick intellectual. So as the minds of the normal mortals fought to comprehend what had just gone on before their very eyes, Doom was hard at work erecting barriers using arcane magics to assure that none of them escaped unless Doom permitted it.

Teleport isn’t going to save them now!

When Doom spoke, he did so with the deposition of a king, his madness hidden far from the reach of the common muck he had surrounded himself with. “Welcome, one and all, to the grand seafaring coliseum of Doom!”

Everyone’s attention shifted from the dead body onto Doom. General consensus: this guy was crazy.

Maybe the consensus will change when they are all in pieces.

An attractive brunette-haired girl with two balls attached to her waist spoke up. “Coliseum of Doom? Is this some sort of Pokémon challenge?” She asked.

Doom smirked. “That is correct. For you see little girl Doom has suffered a great many insults, so Doom requires sacrifice. Like the useless corpse that is currently seeping blood beneath your shoes, Doom is going to kill every single one of you.”

Everyone stilled at that proclamation. Well, almost everyone. From the far end of the deck someone broke out into a laugh.

Doom’s eyes narrowed. It was becoming apparent that someone was not going to make it to the Pokémon battle phase of this impromptu execution.

It’s going to be awkward if Doom is the only one with blood-resistant cloth on.

A blonde haired teenager, no older than sixteen, stepped forward and ran a hand through his spiky hair. “Not a chance, you masked freak. I have honed my battle technique through countless battles and hardships! You won’t lay a hand on me or anyone else here. Go, Blaziken!

A large red Pokémon came out of a Pokeball and immediately roared at Doom. It appeared the Pokémon was just as foolish as its trainer.

“Doom sees now. You wish to employ fire in an attempt to save your pathetic life. Very well, Doom did say this was combat after all. Doom accepts your challenge of trial by fire.” Doom’s hands began to glow as a sinister red light consumed the deck.

The trainer gritted his teeth. He wasn’t impressed with a simple lightshow. Someone should have probably given him better definitions of the words “simple” and “lightshow”, but there is a high probability if someone went to fetch a dictionary they would return to a pile of cinders. “Blaziken! Flamethrower!” the trainer suddenly shouted.

Doom’s eyes glowed in ecstasy. This was going to be fun. Doom pushed both of his hands forward and unleashed his vast powers on the incoming Flamethrower. The flamethrower fizzled without protest and soon the Blaziken was penetrated by the red light for several seconds before it dissipated. Doom turned on his heel and walked away from Blaziken.

The Blaziken readied another Flamethrower before it was interrupted by itself exploding into a gigantic ball of flame, its severed limbs flying all about the desk as the trainers scurried to avoid the debris. Miraculously no one was harmed in the explosion because Doom’s barrier protected them from the initial blast.

mir•a•cle: Gift from a benevolent God; Doom playing with his food before he roasts it.

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o_O let the games begin

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Doom IS excellent storytelling.

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Sooo, Doom is lowering himself to the level of a pokemon by battling them himself?
Pity that he lets his bloodlust get the better of his pride.

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From: DrJawless | #458
Sooo, Doom is lowering himself to the level of a pokemon by battling them himself?
Pity that he lets his bloodlust get the better of his pride.

Who are you, Dr. Jawless, to lecture Doom on what is and is not acceptable? You think you are capable of judging Doom? Never. Never shall you be worthy of leveling any judgment on Doom. Every decision Doom makes is calculated. Every action given an amount of forethought so great and of a quality so immense that it would shatter your tiny little mind to even ponder upon the mechanisms of its grand design for even the briefest of moments!

Do not presume to speak of Doom, lest Doom chooses to speak of you.

As for pride, Doom does not need such a worthless sentiment if it gets in the way of his designs! Doom wishes to inflict raw terror, to feel the panic rise up inside of his victims before he crushes them. Doom makes statements. Do you believe that any of Doom's mere minions could hope to make a statement as magnificent and as glorious as the one that has come to pass? Do you? Of course not. When Doom wishes to do something, it is obvious and should go without saying that Doom is always the best candidate to accomplish anything that Doom desires to be done.

Spare your pity.

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From: DrJawless | #458
Sooo, Doom is lowering himself to the level of a pokemon by battling them himself?
Pity that he lets his bloodlust get the better of his pride.

I think the initial killing of that one guy set him up in Bloodlust mode. He'll probably cool down and use his Pokemon. Then murder everyone.

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up.

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I am enjoying this fast paced Doom.

From: Achromatic
once he had freed these people of their delusions of freedom.

Also, best things I've read in a while. All hail Doom!

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Yeah people got a bit used to a snail pace with holidays + some bad crap going on for me + a long ass move.

But I am about 90% settled now so I can get back to writing a lot, and Doom is easy stuff.

Oh, and I am fond of the section you quoted. Very spiffy sounding.

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Do not presume to speak of Doom, lest Doom chooses to speak of you.

Best.

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Kentucky Fried Blaziken.

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It's awesome that I can come back from a trip and have Doom updates waiting for me.

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I apologise. I am but a mere mortal, I should have known that I could never understand Doom's actions.

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how far is he?

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How far is who?

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crazyisgood is known for asking random questions and thrives on any attention this is met with, Chris. I wouldn't. I just wouldn't bother. >_>

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Question when I do Doom/Pony crossovers should I post them n here or the pony topic.

Also no update today I didnt sleep much last night and I am in a daze heh.

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chris is falling behind already ^_~

I smell a three-update-saturday in the offing.
And it will be glorious!

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Doctor Doom surveyed the deck and was satisfied to see the seriousness of the situation was beginning to worm its way into their little minds. Their hope would soon be gone, and after that their lives. Perhaps when he was done conquering this world he would build a castle made partly of bones from the people here. On the other hand perhaps that was a bad idea; after all it was a well-known fact that human bone did not hold up well as a building material. Well known to Doctor Doom, at any rate; after three castles couldn’t be held together Doom had recycled the bone in other, more profitable ways.

It wasn't Doom's fault if people couldn't tell the difference between narcotics and bone dust, and the treasury of Latveria didn't fill itself. Doom made a mental note to have an auto-filling treasury here in Kanto when he had crushed everyone who opposed him.

One person did not seem content to just lose one Pokémon today, however. “You freak! You cannot even properly have a Pokémon battle! I don't care! I didn’t like Blaziken that much anyway! However this is where I make my retreat. Go, Abra!” The man whipped out a Pokeball and out came the small Psychic Pokémon.

Doom snorted and folded his arms across his chest. “Doom is kind, so Doom will say this: Do not try to escape. You will not like the results.”

The man wore a manic grin on his face as he spoke again. “You are a liar. When I come back for you, the results will be far different. Abra, Teleport!” The Pokémon and its master disappeared from sight only to reappear a moment later screaming in agony as they came into contact with the barrier. The screams persisted for only a moment longer before a large demonic hand appeared out of the barrier and pulled both of them out of sight.

“Doom doesn’t often use barriers, but when Doom does he uses them as a conduit to a hell dimension,” Doom proclaimed proudly. Silence greeted Doom’s comment. Doom thought people should have more appreciation for the subtle art of dimensional manipulation. A pity they did not. “Now you know the price of non-participation. A fate worse than death awaits those who are too cowardly to face death bravely. However Doom is not without mercy. Those who agree to face Doom in glorious combat by Pokemon have a chance to leave here with their lives. It is simple: Defeat the great Doctor Victor Von Doom and you will be allowed to leave. As you have already seen Doom is capable of great feats of magic and skill, and Doom could crush you in a moment’s notice should Doom choose to do so. So have hope, if there is one among you who can defeat me you will all be spared. You have my solemn word.” Doom spread his arms out wide. “So who shall be the first to challenge Doom?”

“Me,” a man in sunglasses said.

There was an audible gasp from a few people who recognized the man.

Dom paid them no mind. “Very well. Doom sees you only have one Pokeball. This will be a one on one battle. I see no need for preamble! Go, Doom!” The mighty Gyarados unfurled itself from its Pokeball and let out a thunderous roar.

The man in sunglasses took them off and placed them in the front collar of his sleeveless shirt. He looked the Gyarados up and down and grinned in a feral fashion. “Now that’s one big Gyarados. You sure have raised an impressive specimen. Maybe it can prove to be a challenge to me. I doubt it though; it is at a perilous disadvantage against me.”

Doom clenched his fist. “You dare-“

The man’s demeanor shifted immediately at Doom’s reaction. “Shut up, maggot. You come into my city and threaten its people. Unacceptable. You are in need of lesson in respect, and Lt. Surge will be the one to give it to you! Go, Raichu!” The small electric Pokemon made its way out of the Pokemon and sparks flew from its cheek as it looked up at Gyarados.

Doom did not know who this man was, nor did he care. Doom was going to slaughter his Pokemon and then personally saw the man’s bones off of his body – while he was still alive.

Dom paid them no mind.

Well duh... That guy from The Fast and the Furious don't pay no man no mind.



“Doom doesn’t often use barriers, but when Doom does he uses them as a conduit to a hell dimension,” Doom proclaimed proudly.

Heh.

Man that kid with the Blaziken shall go down as the dumbest person in the Kanto region.

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teaser bump

In addition, the next update is going to be the last of this topic. So I would appreciate that after it is posted people discuss Doom and possible subtitles for the next topic. Thanks.

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Wow didn't even realize we were almost at 500.

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I nominate "Topic to be closed in 2013" for the next topic.

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From: Anagram | #478
I nominate "Topic to be closed in 2013" for the next topic.

...Why?

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Doom continues to prescribe Doom upon the Inhabitants of Kanto.

Or something like that.

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Doom travels through Kanto: There Ain't No Gettin' Offa this Ship We're On

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Doctor Doom travels through Kanto with a Magikarp as his starter: UotY Edition

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Doctor Doom travels through Kanto: Of Doom and Vermin

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Also,

Doctor Doom travels through Kanto with a Magikarp as his starter 2: Electric Boogaloo

It's really more like the third topic. Or fourth, since I think the very first purged. But still.

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It will be the 5th, no topic purged with less than 450 posts I believe.

My memory sucks but I just re-read the first post of this topic and it says it is the 4th. I'll trust past me <_<.

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Doctor Doom was recalling where in his laboratory he had stored his bone saw as he glared at Lt. Surge balefully. This ignorant wretch did not know who he was talking to. Maggot? Instead of simply sawing him into pieces perhaps Doom would cut off a limb at a time and show this insignificant man what a maggot actually was.

Doom let Surge know Doom’s opinion of him. “Hmph. Doom knows talk is cheap, unlike you. You prattle on about this and that while just having sat back and watched that pathetic worm get himself killed. Doom despises hypocrites.” Some would have said that several opinions Doom himself had could be hypocritical. Those people had a tendency to be locked in a deep, dark dungeon somewhere far from anyone else who could hear anything they had to say.

Lt. Surge spat on the ground. “Necessary loss for proper recon on the opposing force. That’d be you, sunshine.”

“Doom shall see what you have learned then. Doom! Attack!”

The people scrambled out of the way as Doom the Gyarados reared up before lunging at the Raichu.

Lt. Surge was quick to counter. “Counterattack Delta.”

Raichu’s body lit up with electrical power before he delivered a lightning quick uppercut just as Doom was about to overtake him.

Doom was sent sprawling back from the attack, the electricity temporarily stunning him before he shook it off with a mighty roar.

“Again,” Doom commanded.

Doom rushed at Raichu again only for Raichu to perform the same counter. This time Doom was prepared for it and dashed out of the way of the punch at the last possible moment and smashed its tail into the Raichu knocking it roughly into the wall behind the electric Pokémon.

“Adapt or die, Surge. That is the law of Doom,” Doom said with quiet intensity.

Surge spat on the ground once again. “Raichu!” Surge barked. “Get up. This isn’t the time to be lying about.”

On cue Raichu did perhaps the world’s cutest kick-up and landed deftly on its feet looking no worse for wear.

“Doom sees that your Pokémon enjoys pain. Doom will be glad to accommodate.”

Surge’s harsh look turned into a cocky grin. “We’ll see about that, this battle is just getting started. Raichu and me have a few surprises up our sleeves.

Doom did not say anything, for he did not have to. Doom did not need such a paltry thing as surprise on his side. He was Doom with Doom, and that was all Doom needed.

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From: Achromatic | #486
On cue Raichu did perhaps the world’s cutest kick-up and landed deftly on its feet looking no worse for wear.

Yesss

Epic fight incoming.

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Doom the Gyrados VS Raichu the uh.. Raichu. Awesome, can't wait.

As for a subtitle, Doctor Doom travels through Kanto with a Magikarp as his starter: A Shocking Twist

As for another gym-type play on words.

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Except the only possible "twist" will be Surge's head from his insignificant shoulders, and that wouldn't be very surprising at all..


Maybe go with the word "Jolting" somehow?


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I don't think the title should focus on Surge, unless he actually last a decent time. Most of the updates in this topic was vs Misty so the title is fitting.

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Another valid point. But at the same time I'd rather not be spoiled on what the major content of next update is actually going to be since there is nothing that says Doom has to follow game rails.

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Or perhaps Surge escapes and to show his distain, Doom lets Meowth battle Surge.
Imagine being beaten by a Meowth as a trainer...

Ehh, that doesn't really sound like Doom would do that though.

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On cue Raichu did perhaps the world’s cutest kick-up and landed deftly on its feet looking no worse for wear.

Awesome.

Doctor Doom continues to travel through Kanto: A Surge of Competence!?

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Chris make a new topic

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I like that you think you have to tell me to do that =P

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I meant it relative to Doom making a new topic. I'd rather it be you making it than Doom making some kill-you-through-the-internet thing.

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http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/62524265

Someone update the wiki for me please, it is several updates behind.

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Well this was a quality topic

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From: GeneralKenobi85 | #498
Well this was a quality topic

Doom has certain things in store for those who think otherwise.

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Doom is eternal.

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