Board 8 > Doctor Doom travels through Kanto with a Magikarp as his starter: A Watery Grave

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Hello! This is the fourth topic in the adventures of Dr. Victor Von Doom's journey of conquest, slaughter, and dominion over the region of Kanto in the wider world of Pokemon. So far Doom has faced many not so tough challenges and has, as always, proven more than up to the task of claiming what is always his: victory. He currently has one badge, the Boulder Badge of Pewter City, and is looking for another as he is locked into mortal combat with Misty the Moist Mistress of Cerulean. He has done a lot already in his time in Kanto but the bulk of his journey is still ahead of him. If he is to defeat the Elite Four he will have to go to new heights of intelligence and new depths of madness. I have a funny feeling he's going to be alright.

If you would like to get caught up with the glorious triumphs of Doom or merely wish to re-read some of your favorite parts of the story it can be found at the Board 8 Wiki:

http://board8.wikia.com/wiki/Doctor_Doom_travels_through_Kanto_with_a_Magikarp_as_his_starter

It can also be found in a slightly more organized version on fanfiction.net: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6803324/1/ although this is a couple of chapters behind since Board 8 has first dibs on the majesty of Doom.

The Legend Continues...

Doctor Doom did not impress easily but a turtle with cannons on its back flying around doing its best human torch impression, minus the fire of course, was enough to at least intrigue Doom. The Blastoise turned its attention to Doom and let out a growl.

Doom raised an eyebrow. It appeared that the creature had gone completely berserk in exchange for its newfound strength and speed. The move rage slackened the harness of sanity from the mind and this allowed the body to reach its true potential. The creature did not even have the survival instincts to realize that looking upon Doom with such naked aggression had led to the enslavement or death of things far stronger than itself.

Doom made a mental note to teach every single Pokemon he had this move. Doom could never have enough abilities which enabled Doom to use Doom’s tools, what others referred to as Pokemon, to their maximum potential. Anything less would be uncivilized, for it would not be Doom, and Doom is nothing if not civilized.

“Is your Pokemon knocked out only after one punch from Blastoise?” Misty mocked. “And here I thought this might provide some challenge.” Misty had conveniently forgotten that her Blastoise now had only one arm to punch with due to the very same Pokemon that she now mocked. She should really work on that short term memory.

Doom’s eyes hardened as he looked down into the large pool. He knew the parameters of all of his Pokemon perfectly, for knowledge was power and Doom was the most powerful of them all. That Blastoise didn’t have the strength, enraged or not, to knock out his Slowbro in one hit. At least it better not if Slowbro wished to continue breathing. This could only mean one thing.

“Slowbro,” Doom said. He sounded very angry as people tend to do when they are, in fact, angry.

A few moments later Slowbro bobbed up from the bottom of the pool. “Bro?” it responded to its master in its normal tone of blissful ignorance.

“Has Doom told you what he does to those that deign to show sloth in the face of adversity?” Doom said silkily.

Slowbro made stabbing motions with his paws while shouting excitedly before doing what could only be described as a Slowbro’s version of an evil cackle.

Doom nodded his head. “Exactly. Now what exactly do you think Doom is going to do to you?”

Slowbro stared blankly at Doom for a moment before the Pokemon began to look sick.

Doom smirked. “You are indeed slow, but Doom sees you have caught up to the topic at hand. Since you understand, Doom would advise doing something, anything, to get back into his good graces.”

Misty coughed loudly which caused Doom to turn his attention back to her. “Hello? We are in the middle of a match here! It isn’t the time for you to be chastising your Pokemon! How utterly rude.” Misty folded her arms under her chest and glared at Doom.

Doom stared into Misty and the woman thought she could feel her very soul squirm under his gaze. “Doom does what he wants when Doom wishes to do it. Doom wanted a Pokemon battle. It was done. Doom wanted to show his Pokemon the proper way to conduct itself. Notice that too was done, little girl.” Doom paused to chuckle darkly. “However Doom understands how the folly of youth can make one impatient. Very well then, we can continue our match.”

Misty blushed. She wasn’t used to being talked down to like that. She liked it. Putting her affection for the man in front of her aside she turned to Blastoise. “Destroy him, Blastoise!”

Blastoise blurred out of sight just as Doom turned towards Slowbro. Doom said nothing.

A moment later Blastoise was covered in a psychic aura as Slowbro held both of its paws out in front of him.

Misty’s jaw was slack in shock. She had never seen a Slowbro display this level of psychic power.

“Surprised little girl?” Doom asked. He didn’t wait for an answer. “I suppose it is only natural for a trainer of your level to not comprehend the magnificence of Doom’s glory. Allow Doom to put it into words even you will understand."

And explain he would.

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The Doom Continues...

Fixed, for Doom is Legend.

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Slowbro’s version of an evil cackle.

Excellent.

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Doom is back. That is doom.

This slowbro reminds me of something awesome.


I can't quite place my finger on what exactly it is yet, but it is awesome.

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Doctor Doom spread his arms out wide. The glory of Doom was currently making an appearance, and the deliverer of such a divine message was named Slowbro.

“Little girl, you have severely overestimated your place. Doom never comes unprepared. You look at Slowbro and you scoff. Just as I knew you would. I have done extensive research and found out that the latent psychic prowess of a Slowbro is surpassed by very few Pokemon. However weak trainers, like yourself, long ago gave up on harnessing that power because it had proven too difficult for you to master. No task is too hard for the great Victor Von Doom! Now you see the repayment for my time, Slowbro has unlocked his potential!” Doom reared back his head and let out a mad cackle. He didn’t think it was necessary to mention the modifications he had made to the Slowbro. This wasn’t show and tell after all.

“Um, is that all?” Misty asked.

Doom stopped his cackle short and clenched his fist. “What was that, wench?”

Misty laughed softly, the noise echoing in the gym. “Do you really believe a psychic is enough to hold back an enraged Blastoise? Look at your Slowbro, Dr. Doom, and notice the strain it is under.

Doom did not need to look. Doom already knew that the Slowbro couldn’t hold the Blastoise for much longer. That Pokemon had incredible strength when it was in its enraged state. Doom was impressed that Misty could tell that his Slowbro was under some amount of strain. Maybe she had some talent after all.

It was too bad it would not avail her here.

“Doom knows all, little girl. What you need to be concerned about is the fate of your Blastoise.” Doom turned to his Slowbro. “Crush it.”

Slowbro turned to its master with what could only be described as a frown. “Bro?” it questioned.

Doom raised an eyebrow. His Pokemon was questioning if that was wise; It would use up almost all of its remaining power to perform such a high level technique coupled with all of the energy already expended it was worried it would be of no use to Doom afterwards. Doom would have thought the Slowbro amusing for its devotion to him if the fool had not questioned his wisdom.

“Bro!” Doom shouted in the ancient language of the Slowbro, admonishing the Slowbro harshly for his lack of respect.

“Bro!” Slowbro apologized quickly before turning all of his attention, as well as all of his power, towards the immobilized Blastoise.

Blastoise began to vibrant violently. That was the first sign that there was a problem.

Blastoise’s eyes popping out and blood going, well, everywhere was probably the second. But honestly there was so much blood at that point it is hard to discern which order the signs came in from that point on.

The last sign though was obvious. Blastoise exploded from the outside in, sending all of his blood and guts flying across the gym.

Doom nodded his head in satisfaction. Doom wanted Blastoise crushed, and so Blastoise had been crushed. That was excellent. Doom turned to compliment the Slowbro only to find out that the Pokemon had been knocked out from exhaustion. Doom shrugged. He had been pre-warned that it would happen and honestly even he couldn’t be mad at Slowbro right now. It had actually pleased Doom, and that was a rare event indeed.

Misty, on the other hand, just stood completely still. She was covered head to toe in Blastoise guts as a large amount had mysteriously managed to make it her way. Then she screamed.

Doom once again turned to Slowbro and clapped three times. Doom was very pleased.

DOOM DEMANDS PRAISE.

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Achromatic posted...
“Bro!” Doom shouted in the ancient language of the Slowbro, admonishing the Slowbro harshly for his lack of respect.


Epic, bro.

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GeneralKenobi85 posted...
This is the sexiest topic on gamefaqs.

Second sexiest imo

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/61126697

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Doctor Doom could only assume that the referee crossing his arms and running up to Misty meant that there would be a short recess in the action. That suited Doom just fine, for it allowed Doom to bask in his glory. Doom glanced down at his Slowbro and once again nodded his head in satisfaction. He would have to reward it once this battle was over. He had whipped up a special blend of steroids for Beedrill, but perhaps Slowbro would be a more worthy benefactor.

Doom returned Slowbro to his Pokeball and shifted his gaze back to Misty who was still shrieking as the referee tried to wipe the blood off of her with a towel which was proving inadequate to the task at hand. Apparently a Blastoise had a lot of blood on the inside.

Doom quickly realized, as he tended to do, that it was going to be several minutes before Misty was ready to perform her duties as Gym Leader. Doom was fairly confident he could ask for a disqualification for such a delay but decided to let the matter pass. Disqualifications were for those who did not have the full confidence in their victory, and Doom was nothing if not confident in his abilities; he had every reason to be.

Doom reached into his cloak and pulled out a small notebook. It was his to-do list. The book was more for show than anything else, but every now and again it was useful to have some of his better ideas written down just in case he came up with an idea so magnificent and grand in scope that lesser ideas, in comparison of course for nothing Doom did was truly worthy of being called 'lesser', would vanish entirely from his mind in the backlash of such an onslaught of glory and triumph. Also Doom had trouble sleeping on occasion.

Doom flipped the book open and scanned its contents. Humiliate Reed Richards was the first and only item on the first page. Next to the objective was approximately ninety check marks signifying how many times he had accomplished that task. Doom flipped through the first several pages knowing that there were only check marks on those pages as well. He really did enjoy the first item on his to do list and his diligence in pursuing Richards’ complete humiliation was suitable proof of that.

Finally Doom reached the page of objectives that related to the Pokemon world. There was, of course, the complete domination of the Pokemon world that was still in progress. He had added defeating Lance as a sub-objective earlier in the day to further that goal. He skimmed until a particular line caught his eye.

Eradicate the Zubat population.

Doom remembered the annoying creatures who dared to attempt to defy the great Doom by swarming him. They had failed, naturally, but their insolence would prove to be their undoing as Doom had mixed together a virulent poison that would spread throughout their population before Doom activated the execution order ensuring complete genocide of the species.

Doom did some quick math in his head and came to the conclusion that enough time had passed for the toxin to spread. Doom silently punched a few buttons on his gauntlet and the task was done.

Doom spared a glance towards Misty who was no longer covered in blood. She thanked the referee for his help and turned a heated gaze at Doom. “I don’t think I like you anymore,” she said.

“Doom does not care for you or for talk. If you can talk you must be ready to send out your next Pokemon.”

Misty snarled. “You will pay for what you did to my Blastoise!”

Doom said nothing and merely crossed his arms.

Talk is cheap, little girl…

She totally wants Doom

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Psh. Good luck with that, Misty. Doom won't even pay your miserable threat a modicum of attention.

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Doom did some quick math in his head and came to the conclusion that enough time had passed for the toxin to spread. Doom silently punched a few buttons on his gauntlet and the task was done.

And just like that the pokemon world became a lot less annoying.

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Doom did some quick math in his head and came to the conclusion that enough time had passed for the toxin to spread. Doom silently punched a few buttons on his gauntlet and the task was done.

Doom found a way to commit mass genocide and be a hero at the same time.

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Welp, better keep my Crobat in a safe place.

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Welp, better keep my Crobat in a safe place.


Nothing is safe from Doom!!!!

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No more DoomxMisty? =(

If Doom desires it then it shall be. If not, then it won't be. It's all up to him.

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GeneralKenobi85 posted...
From: Dark Young Link | #041
No more DoomxMisty? =(
If Doom desires it then it shall be. If not, then it won't be. It's all up to him.

Doom desires no woman, for no woman can measure up to him. He once that he might find someone worthy in the Genderswap Universe, but ever Doctor Dooma was definitely inferior to him.

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Anna, please. Doctor Viktoria von Doom was just too much Doom to handle obviously. As if a Doom could be inferior to anyone!

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GenesisSaga posted...
Anna, please. Doctor Viktoria von Doom was just too much Doom to handle obviously. As if a Doom could be inferior to anyone!

Alternate Universe Dooms are less inferior to Doom than anyone else, but they are still inferior to him. This is a canon fact in the Marvel Universe. He once destroyed an entire universe just because it was the monkey universe, and he found out his counterpart was named Baboon von Doom.

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Doom is etc

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Holy crap, you were serious.



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