Board 8 > Doctor Doom travels through Kanto with a Magikarp as his starter: A Watery Grave

(+) Yeah! (+)

Well worth the wait. That was excellent.

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^What they said

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“”You will find that at this Dojo skill matters far more than size! Machoke-“

“Devour,” Doom said with authority.

Doom coiled into a ball before leaping into the air. It was snack time, and Doom liked snack time.

“Dodge! Dodge Machoke!” Kyle screamed.

His efforts were for naught.

What happened next ended up sending six of the dojo students and three of the masters into psychological therapy for a decade. Doom the Gyarados plunged straight into Machoke, swallowed him up in one fluid motion, and then in the very next motion spit out the bones of said Machoke along the far wall in such a way that ended up spelling “Adequate.”

Best. Ever.

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Well, that should scare away most of the opponents.

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Doooooooooooooooom.

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This is still awesome,
I really enjoy reading this!

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That was sweet

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Doom looked up at Doom with no emotion in his eyes. “Doom is not normally so kind, Doom

I love parts like this for some reason. Like, I understand the context perfectly, but it's still delightfully hilarious to read.

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Bump of Doom

Bump after 7pm so this topic can last up to 48 hours without a post... of Doom

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Not required, as Doom is getting updated tonight.

I am in a very bad mood, but in a writing mood at least.

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This...


This is....


This is quite possibly the best thing I have ever read on the internet!

Correction: This is quite possibly the best thing I have read ever!!

My commendations sir!!

......err, I mean my commendations Dr Doom!!

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... my god, you mean there's actually still people who haven't read this yet?

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Doctor Doom watched as the remaining members of the dojo began to move the bodies of their shell-shocked comrades out of potential harm’s way. As if there was anywhere that was out of harm’s way if Doom wished them harm; what an utterly ridiculous sentiment for these fools to have.

However Doom observed that one man had not moved an inch the entire time. The man was simply standing in the back of the dojo staring impassively at Doom, his gaze never faltering. Perhaps he had a mental defect of some kind. Doom correctly surmised that this man was in charge of this shabby establishment. It was clear to Doom in a moment that he was the stupidest of the bunch. Who else but the runt of the litter would choose to have their gaze linger upon all that was Doom long enough to catch Doom’s attention?

That was an error in judgment.

Meanwhile as Doom took in the scenery Meowth had walked to the wall where the Machoke bones had been placed and started to tug at the one closest to the ground. Meowth figured since he wasn’t actually going to be doing anything of significance he could get a souvenir for what was bound to be a large collection of body parts that his wonderful master would leave behind on their journey together.

“So,” Doom began, “Doom sees that something has caught your eye. Doom bids you to speak up so that this charade of a standoff will end quickly so that Doom can get back to something more important. In this case, that would be anything but standing here rewarding you with Doom’s presence.”

The man grunted. “You who has stepped into this Dojo, are not doom. Doom is what is I am about to do to you through my elegant Pokemon. Hoo-hah!”

Doom’s face, obscured by his mask as it was, turned ugly at the declaration that he was not Doom. “You, lowly mortal, dare to lecture Doom on what it means to be Doom? You are insignificant. You are nothing next to Doom! You would know of Doom no more than an ant would of the tallest skyscraper! Doom is not something to understand. It is not even something to be spoken of. Doom is ever present, ever looming, only to be feared and worshipped by those who have tasted but a fraction of the power that is Doom. Those that have seen the signs of the heavens know that it is foretold that one day Doom shall rule this and every world. You will not deny Doom what is his! I shall obliterate you from this plane of existence and into the most hellish realms in all of imagining. Then, when your soul has been through all of the anguish it believes it can take I shall escort your loved ones personally from this very same world and have them join you. Their screams will echo for all of time, only matched by the triumphal laughter of Doom. YOU HAVE NO HOPE!”

The master of the dojo looked considerably less certain about the idea of facing Doom than he had mere moments prior to Doom’s hate-filled speech. The presence this man commanded reminded him of a slender girl he had met for the first time three years ago. He had recklessly challenged her for the right to change Saffron City into a Fighting gym city.

He had been forced to bury his Primape in five separate boxes.

Meowth, on the hand, was very glad that he had made a note to always have with him instant-popcorn for moments such as this. His master was awesome.

“W-words will not avail you now, fiend! Go, Hitmontop!” The man said shakily as he gave a half-hearted toss of his Pokeball.

“A top,” Doom said. “My mother used to give me tops when I was a boy. Then she was sent to hell with an egotistical demon. I haven’t played with one since.” Doom’s voice was uncharacteristically soft as he seemed lost, for the moment, in a distant memory.

The master wasn’t going to let this opportunity go to waste. “Attack, Hitmontop!” The Hitmontop began to spin very rapidly.

“It has been a very long time since Doom has had the chance to play with a top. Doom finds that he yearns for that feeling once more.” Doom turned to Doom. “Spin,” he commanded.

Doom, knowing Doom very well, knew exactly what Doom requested of Doom.

The Hitmontop charged at Doom on its head, spinning at full velocity. Just as it was about to strike, however, Doom flicked its tail in such a way that not only kept Hitmontop’s momentum going, but increased its velocity multi-fold.

“Spin and spin and spin. Tops are not meant to spin forever, you will find. Eventually it needs to stop, as all things not Doom must,” Doom murmured, madness creeping into his voice as he spoke.

“Attack Hitmontop! Evade the tail!”

A useless command. Again and again Doom the Gyarados was able to make the Hitmontop spin faster and faster until before long the Pokemon could no longer hear its master’s commands, and it could no longer move of its own volition.

“Doom is afraid he has grown tired of playing with a top once again. Time to put the toy away. Doom!”

Doom flicked the Hitmontop one last time. As the Pokemon spun though red splatters began to paint the walls. Then chunks of a now dead Hitmontop soon marred the walls along with the blood. Before long bones found themselves scattered throughout the room and only a small part of the once whole Hitmontop rattled to a stop in the middle of the room.

“Given enough torque, even objects made to spin will eventually lose their structural integrity. How pathetic; it could not even live up to its namesake. What a waste.”

Doom recalled Doom to its Pokeball and slowly stepped towards the man who was now having a panic attack.

“You are Doom! I admit it! Please, spare me and my Dojo that I have worked so tirelessly to build. In return, you can have your choice of my two most prized Pokemon. Hitmonlee and Hitmonchan, strong fighting types who I have raised specifically to obey any master!” The man took the balls from his belt and placed them in his hands.

Doom rubbed his chin thoughtfully. “So what you are saying is that if I spare you I can obtain one of the two Pokemon in question, yes?”

The man nodded eagerly. He really didn’t want to die today.

Doom smiled down at the man. “I have… a counter proposal.”

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Badass.

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What if. Doom fused Hitmonchan and Hitmonlee together.

Hmmmm.

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Doom rubbed his chin thoughtfully. “So what you are saying is that if I spare you I can obtain one of the two Pokemon in question, yes?”

The man nodded eagerly. He really didn’t want to die today.

Doom smiled down at the man. “I have… a counter proposal.”

Mwahahahaha

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Doom

'so good'

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Yes, I must praise such wanton destruction of a Hitmontop. All hail Doom.

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Pissing off Doom...

Is there anything that shortens ones lifespan quicker?

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Hitmontop is an annoying bastard, so I approve

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Doom smiled down at the man. “I have… a counter proposal."

2 more for Doom's collection

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Doom

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I am moving this week and I don't know my internet situation so if I suddenly like, don't appear on the board for a bit just make sure to keep this bumped obviously heh.

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We always do bump.

Is this actively being put on the wiki?

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Wait, fanfiction.net, right.

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Both.

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Boom

(Bump + Doom)

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That is much better than "Dump"

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Doomp?

Doompa, loompa, doompa dee doo!
I've got another puzzle for you!

*Is destroyed by Doom before this can continue any further.*

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Boom

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Achromatic posted...
He had been forced to bury his Primape in five separate boxes.

Nice. It sound's like that only the Gym leaders are worthy of providing a minute distraction to Doom. All other trainers are gnats.

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Doom

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S***

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Hey guys, still at my brother's house with LIMITED ACCESS.

News: I am starting a kickstarter soon for Doom: The Web Comic.

Just wanted to let you guys see some cool rewards:

For donating five dollars your name will be listed on the Donations page of the site, forever thanking you for helping Doom's conquest be brought to comic form. Not a thanks from Doom, of course, for Doom thanks no one.

For donating twenty five dollars, you will get the name on the Donations page as well as a letter written to you personally from the great Doctor Doom thanking you for funding his latest project of global conquest. As an added bonus, these letters will be posted on the website for all to admire.

Pledge $50 or more

All of the above + Doom will personally give you the honor of saying your name in the comic before crushing you in a swift and brutal battle in which blood will fly everywhere and you won't be in less than twenty pieces any longer. But Doom said your name! You get to choose the Pokemon you lead to the slaughter in this encounter.


Pledge $125 or more
Limited Reward: 3 of 3 remaining

First two tiers + Doctor Doom shall come across a trainer between Gym Battles who possesses an abnormally strong will. That trainer is you in this tier! You will have a three on three Pokemon battle with Doom where you choose all three of your Pokemon in a heated contest that makes Doom actually have to pay attention at least partially. Doom will also name drop you in the middle of a heated battle with a Gym Leader or Elite Four member of your choosing, fondly remembering how much of a challenge you were in comparison to his current opponent.


Pledge $500 or more
Limited Reward: 1 of 1 remaining

First two tiers + you will become Doctor Doom's new rival in the story after a certain point. You will face Doom multiple times, each time having new Pokemon of your choosing (or keeping the same) and each time bringing Doom to his very limits. Each of these battles would be given multiple strips of screen time and you would have limited creative control on how you would like the encounters to play out. As well, Doom will write journal entries cursing your name once a week for a year after your first appearance in the comic which will be posted on website for all to see how you, and you alone, infuriate the great Doctor Victor Von Doom.


Have fun with that thought.

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o_O those are some awesome rewards.

Only question is the big money prize. Will the eternal rival distract Doom from Richards?



Also how will using copywritten characters like Doom pose a problem in webcomic form? Is there going to be red tape involved?

Also I wonder how much changing will be necessary to minor plot elements to make them transition easier into a periodic web comic form.

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already pledged

in the future

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From: Forceful_Dragon | #345
o_O those are some awesome rewards.

Only question is the big money prize. Will the eternal rival distract Doom from Richards?



Also how will using copywritten characters like Doom pose a problem in webcomic form? Is there going to be red tape involved?

Also I wonder how much changing will be necessary to minor plot elements to make them transition easier into a periodic web comic form.

Fair Use considering I will be using the money not for profit, I think.

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Pledge $125 or more
Limited Reward: 3 of 3 remaining

First two tiers + Doctor Doom shall come across a trainer between Gym Battles who possesses an abnormally strong will. That trainer is you in this tier! You will have a three on three Pokemon battle with Doom where you choose all three of your Pokemon in a heated contest that makes Doom actually have to pay attention at least partially. Doom will also name drop you in the middle of a heated battle with a Gym Leader or Elite Four member of your choosing, fondly remembering how much of a challenge you were in comparison to his current opponent.

Glad I did some copy/paste work for that instead of paying full price.

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From: Viviff | #348
Pledge $125 or more
Limited Reward: 3 of 3 remaining

First two tiers + Doctor Doom shall come across a trainer between Gym Battles who possesses an abnormally strong will. That trainer is you in this tier! You will have a three on three Pokemon battle with Doom where you choose all three of your Pokemon in a heated contest that makes Doom actually have to pay attention at least partially. Doom will also name drop you in the middle of a heated battle with a Gym Leader or Elite Four member of your choosing, fondly remembering how much of a challenge you were in comparison to his current opponent.

Glad I did some copy/paste work for that instead of paying full price.

You won't be fondly remembered, but yes good value all the same.

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Fair Use considering I will be using the money not for profit, I think.

I would make sure on that. I feel like it becomes illegal the minute you start receiving money for it. Since you are not legally a non-profit but rather an individual receiving money to write a Doctor Doom comic.

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