Board 8 > Doctor Doom travels through Kanto with a Magikarp as his starter: A Watery Grave

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I miss Doom... :[

Doctor Doom casually took a sip of his wine as he watched the snow fall just outside of his castle’s parameter. He had installed shielding years ago to ensure that nothing so natural as snow sullied the great wonder of a structure that was his headquarters, but even so he almost enjoyed watching the snow fall. Sometimes, albeit rarely, the planet was capable of producing events that did not utterly bore the great mind of Doom, and despite himself he had always held a small fondness for watching snow fall. It was beautiful in its own way, watching it slowly come to the ground and meld into a near endless sea of white.

Doom sat his goblet down and turned back to his current project: a Christmas present for one Susan Storm. Doom did not like giving out presents, mostly because the time to devise one was better spent finding a way to torment his would-be rival Reed Richards. However Doom was nothing if not an over-achiever in literally everything he had ever done, and therefore he had realized two days ago that giving a present to Susan was torment for Richards. The fact that he still had a lingering fondness for the woman did not enter into the equation. At least no equation that Doom was willing to admit to.

Doom was proud of his work, for it was his and therefore worthy of the feeling known as pride. Doom knew from experience that the rest of the so called Fantastic Four had a way of grating on one’s nerves so he had engineered a machine that allowed the user to go into a pocket dimension to get some peace and quiet. Susan’s mind had been poisoned against him but Doom was confident that she would receive his gift. Richards would spend a week trying to find the trick to the device where there was none to be found. Doom would be plotting less selfless acts while that fool wasted his time on a perfectly nice Christmas present. Doom cackled victoriously.

Doom outwits Richards again!

Doom’s cackling was interrupted by his motion detectors buzzing. Doom raised an eyebrow. Who would be so brazen and stupid to come to his Castle on Christmas eve? Doom walked with authority to the window and his eyes narrowed. How predictable.

The Human Torch, Jonathan Storm, was outside trying to pierce his shields and failing miserably. He was good at failing, he should have found a way to make it profitable. However through his constant battering of Doom’s magnificent shields the fool had managed to melt all of the snow outside.

Doom had liked that snow.

Doom quickly pressed a few buttons on his gauntlet and the Torch was quickly snatched out of the air by a mysterious force and brought directly into Doom’s throne room.

The Torch tried to attack Doom but Doom was ready for this reaction and smoothly dodged a pillar of flame while closing the distance between them. Before Johnny could react Doom had a gauntlet around his throat and was squeezing the life out of him.

“Doom does not forgive intrusions, Jonathan. You should remember this well.” Doom kept squeezing until the Torch flamed out and went limp in his grip. Doom released his grip and watched with a small amount of satisfaction as he hit the floor boneless.

Doom rubbed his chin. Perhaps this was an opportunity. He gained little from torturing this wretch. It was the holidays after all. Two presents were surely better than one.

Doom prepared.

Two days later Susan Storm finished signing for two packages from Doctor Doom. She knew Victor fairly well and knew him to have a twisted sense of honor. It was beneath him to try to trick her with a present, despite all of the great evil he was capable of.

She eyed the large present, about five feet squared. She took the note from the box and opened it.

May this be an everlasting symbol of the great mercy that Doctor Victor Von Doom has the capacity for. Remember this always.

Sincerely,

Victor

Susan raised an eyebrow and once again curiously glanced at the package. Shrugging her shoulders she began to unwrap it. Then she let out a scream.

Johnny Storm, the Human Torch, was cryogenically frozen in stasis in an elf suit.

Doom is kind.

And Doom is Christmas.

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Doom!

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Happy New Year, Doctor Doom.

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Happy Doom Year!

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Wait, why did he attack Doom's palace?

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The Human Torch tends to get hot-headed. At least he's cooled down now.

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2012

The Year of Doom

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The implies that most years aren't years of Doom. What's wrong with you?

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Hah, elf suit... That's great.

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Doom is alive!

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Doom is eternal.



(Isn't he?)

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Doctor Doom waved his hand in dismissal of Misty's enthusiasm.

"Fool, Doom has many tools at his disposal. Your display of excitement is meaningless."

Misty stuck her tongue out at Doom which let the genius and future ruler of this pathetic world see just how much she cared about his opinion on the matter.

Doom's fist clenched in outrage. Such ill-tempered disrespect would have to be met swiftly and harshly.

She will not get away with it!

"Your brief moment of advantage will not avail you for long! Now witness as I choose to end your delusion of competence! Doom shall unleash an ancient power upon your head! Go, Xavier!" Doom elegantly threw a Pokeball and his Omastar popped out of it.

"Who names a Pokemon Xavier?" Misty said, unable to stifle her laughter.

Doom had named Omastar Xavier because he found it amusing to think of Charles Xavier as an ancient old man who everyone had thought extinct for several years. Doom was not ready to share his ingenious humor with someone so unworthy as Misty of Cerulean.

"My naming ability should not be your concern, little girl. Your concern should be the fate of your Pokemon."

Misty's eyes widened as Doom raised a gauntlet covered hand.

"Xavier, slaughter," Doom said. His command was heeded instantly as several spikes left Omastar's body and launched themselves at Psyduck.

"Psy?" the water Pokemon said as a red light snatched him out of harm's way just as several spikes almost as big as him were set to pierce him through.

Doom chuckled. "For once, something that is not wholly stupid," Doom said with a sneer on his face, or at least his tone of voice really made it sound like he had a sneer on his face since it is hard to tell with that big mask still being there and all. " Spare your Pokemon the torment of being commanded by you in this battle any longer and just submit. Doom is merciful, if you surrender here I solemnly promise not to humiliate you further. Doom is honorable, and Doom will uphold his word."

Doom saw Misty hesitate only for a brief moment before her eyes hardened.

Good. Let he throw herself headlong into battle. Doom enjoys the destruction of fools.

"I admit, Doom, you are an impressive trainer. However by any count I am still ahead of this match! I am getting sick of hearing you talk. Maybe this will shut you up! Go, Lapras!" Misty threw a Pokeball and a moment later a shrill yell was heard throughout the Gym as a massive Pokemon splashed into the water.

Doom took out his Pokedex of Doom only to be interrupted by Misty's voice.

"Lapras, Water Gun!"

Doom's Pokedex was sent flying out of his hands by a sudden jet of water. Doom went rigid as he saw his device crash into the wall behind him, cracking as it did so.

"Do your Pokemon research before a Gym Battle if you are so great. I don't have time to spare your snarky piece of crap device. Let's go!" Misty shouted across the gym.

Doom remained still for a moment longer before his lips curled into a grin. So the little girl wished to fight in earnest with the great Doctor Victor Von Doom? Doom began to cackle menacingly as he thought of the prospect of this miserable excuse for an opponent having the audacity to challenge him with so much vigor.

"Very well Cerulean Gym Leader! Know this: Your arrogance and rudeness shall be repaid with buckets of blood from your precious Pokemon. YOU HAVE NO HOPE!"

----------For those having trouble following along with our story thus far:

X = KO

Misty:

Blastoise X
Psyduck
Lapras
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Doom
Slowbro X
Kingler X
Omastar
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YOU HAVE NO HOPE!"

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I do because I can.....and because I'm bored.

Whats with Doom fighting water with water.

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It doesn't matter if he's down by one... Doom will sweep everything left by himself. By Doom I mean the Gyarados, not the doctor though he could also sweep everything singlehandedly.

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BlackDra90n posted...
Whats with Doom fighting water with water.

Boredom. Might as well do something different.

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This is sex

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Doom is fighting water with water to crush Misty's spirit.

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Misty is brave.

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Doctor Doom pointed at the Lapras. "Xavier! Ravage!!"

The Omastar let out a volley of spikes from its shell aimed for Lapras's head.

"Lapras, Ice Beam!" Misty shouted as a response.

The spikes were met mid-air by a light-blue beam that instantly froze all of the spikes causing them to fall harmlessly into the water.

"Interesting. It seems that not every move you make is the incorrect one."

If Misty was wounded by the taunt she did not show it as she folded her arms against her chest. "Lapras, Ice Beam!"

Xavier did not wait for Doom's command a second time and launched an Ice Beam of its own. The two beams met in the middle of the gym mere feet above the water. Neither Pokemon relented and, after several moments, the air began to chill as the beams came close and close to the water. Finally the beams went into the water and almost instantly the giant pool of water froze over and the beams of energy ceased with both Pokemon now on top of the ice.

Misty rubbed her arms to try to warm herself. She wasn’t properly dressed for the change in climate.

Meanwhile Doom had barely registered the change in temperature. From his always keen observation he had noticed that the Pokemon, a Lapras apparently, had a strong affinity to ice given the power behind its attack just now. Omastar was strong, for it was Doom’s and Doom demanded nothing less than strength, but if not for the water to halt the attacks Doom knew with certainty that Lapras would have overpowered his Pokemon. Doom was a proud man, and he had every right to be for he was Doom, but he was also smart. He now knew to avoid a battle of ice with Lapras, and like everything else in this world he would use such knowledge to his advantage.

“Xavier. Ice Beam,” Doom said calmly.

Omastar obeyed its master and a moment later Lapras had fired its own Ice Beam to meet the challenge easily.

On the other side of the arena Misty fought hard not to smirk. She had Doom right where she wanted him. He was good, she could see that, but he hadn’t done enough research prior to this battle. If he had, he would have known that Lapras was an ice type and particularly strong in using attacks of that nature. He was too stubborn for his own good, she thought, and that would lead to his Pokemon’s downfall.

Doom smiled as he saw the very brief look of triumph in Misty’s eyes. The little girl thought that she had deceived one who could not be deceived. The look of horror in her eyes that was to come would be satisfying. The fly did always think itself clever before it was eaten, after all.

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Mindgamezzzzzzz

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Ugh leaving it on a cliffhanger.... Oh the humanity.

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i did not miss enough updates while i was gone.

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Only have to bump it once every other day if the last post is after seven EST...

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This just means I have to update every day after 7 PM so instead of lame bumps it is "Sir Chris you are amazing we love you."

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We agree

Sir Chris your updates are amazing we love them.

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amazing your updates are Sir Chris we love him I mean what?

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This continues to be great. Well, it's great anyway. Needs more continues!

Also, Sir Chris, are you still handing out boons for reviewing your Naruto Fan Fiction? I still have chapter 7 bookmarked from my previous attempt. I could really use some quality Title Ideas or City Names for a murder mystery story I'm writing! (Names are hard). Perhaps some sort of "X names for every X chapters reviewed" ?

You guys ruin everything...

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Doctor Doom watched as the two beams of ice battled for supremacy before Lapras' won out and knocked Xavier back against the wall. Doom looked at his Pokemon and noted that it had very little damage from the exchange. Just as he had expected.

"Just give up, Doom! My Lapras isn't going to be defeated by the likes of you. You aren't clever enough to defeat me!" Misty said.

Doom's eyes narrowed at the clear taunt. On the one hand Doom knew it would be prudent to delay using his trump card against such a worthless trainer as this gym leader. On the other hand Doom didn't give a damn about prudence.

"You will know Doom! Your insolence shall be rewarded with blood! So much blood! Doom grows tired of this game, and thus your Pokemon's puny existence has come to its inevitable end! Xavier! Execute!"

The Omastar charged another Ice Beam which was yet again met by Lapras' in return. This time, however, Xavier did not stick around for the result of the exchange as it instantly smashed through the ice it was on and submerged into the water.

"Running away? How pathetic of your Pokemon!" Misty yelled at her opponent.

Doom cackled at the insult. There was a certain madness in the laugh that had not been there previously. The normally domineering Doom no longer was concerned with Misty; only his bloodlust remained. "Words are meaningless now. All that remains is for Doom to show you your Doom, and it shall be written in the blood of your miserable excuse for a Pokemon!"

As if on cue Omastar burst from underneath Lapras and a moment later several spikes ripped through Lapras' body, bottom up, causing the large water Pokemon to cry out in pain as it fell on its side. The blood began to spill from three large holes in Lapras' back and stomach where the spikes had punctured.


"Lapras cannot continue," the referee said from his box off to the side.

Misty thought she was going to be sick as she reached for Lapras' Pokeball. She was going to need a lot of medical attention after that. Misty went to open the ball but found that she could not.

Of course she couldn't, because Doom would not allow it to be so.

"Why so eager to run, little girl? Doom did not say he was done with your Lapras."

Misty gritted her teeth. "If I don't return it to its ball it is going to die-"

"I DID NOT SAY DOOM WAS DONE WITH YOUR POKEMON, FOOL!"

Misty broke out into a cold sweat. That voice... that wasn't human, not in the least. What in the hell was she dealing with here.

Doom broke into a mad laugh. "You thought you could mock the great Doctor Victor Von Doom! You, who are so insignificant. You, who does not matter in the least. You, pass judgment on Doom? No... no and... no. That simply will not do. You do not judge what you can not fathom, little girl. You are going to be taught that lesson today. Doom is so kind. Doom will teach you a lesson today. All Doom asks in return is that you burn this lesson into your memory and that you always cherish it. Doom is sure that will not be a problem, of course." Doom turned to Xavier. "Xavier. Finish!"

"No!" Misty screamed out in vain.

Xavier launched several spikes at the defenseless Lapras which ripped through the helpless Pokemon's body easily. It did not suffer for long, however, as a spike slammed into its head causing its brain to begin to leak onto the ice below.

Misty vomited as the referee called for a pause in the match to clean up the remains of the Lapras.

Doom regained his composure as he took in the sight of the slaughtered Pokemon before him. Everything was as it should be. He then turned his attention back to his opponent.

"Clever enough for you?" Doom asked. He did not get a response.

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"I DID NOT SAY DOOM WAS DONE WITH YOUR POKEMON, FOOL!"

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Never call any product of Doom "pathetic".

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Now, I don't want to question Doom's tactics, but isn't attacking a pokémon that's already ruled as knocked out by the referee against the rules and ground for disqualification?

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From: bospsychopaat | #147
Now, I don't want to question Doom's tactics, but isn't attacking a pokémon that's already ruled as knocked out by the referee against the rules and ground for disqualification?

DOOM IS the rules!

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You really think that ref has the guys to DQ Doom after that?

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Doom starts to get maniacal. Love it.