Board 8 > Doctor Doom travels through Kanto with a Magikarp as his starter: A Watery Grave

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GenesisSaga posted...
Holy crap, you were serious.



Doom IS seriousness.

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Doom is bump.

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GenesisSaga posted...
Holy crap, you were serious.



XFD

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WHAT HAPPEN TO DOOM???

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From: Achromatic | #064
Misty promptly put her calm to her forehead, not even needing to look to see which Pokemon had come out. There could be only one.

what?

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Doctor Doom reached for a Pokeball and casually tossed it. The truth was that Doom didn’t even know what Pokemon was in that Pokeball. Nor did it matter. Doom knew that any of his Pokemon was up for the task of outmatching this Gym Leader’s Pokemon. Slowbro, his least useful Pokemon, had already proven that much. Even the most meager of Doom’s Pokemon made Misty’s look hollow and weak in comparison. None would stand before Doom.

The Pokeball opened and out of it came a Kingler. Doom had gotten this particular Pokemon in the wake of his battle against Mewtwo. It hadn’t put up much of a fight. It seemed overjoyed at Doom’s speech about crushing things under its might. The Pokemon had proven to be quite aggressive when he had let it out and it was eager to destroy its opponents. Doom had quickly liked his newly captured Pokemon. Well, that wasn’t quite true. Doom could not have cared less for the actual Pokemon, but the havoc it wrought in the name of Doom satisfied him.

Misty frowned at the Pokemon. She knew from experience that Kinglers were tough Pokemon to defeat, having tenacity few water Pokemon could match. She would have to make her choice very carefully. Looking down at her remaining Pokeballs she reached for one when suddenly a Pokemon came out of a Pokeball that she had not selected.

Misty promptly put her palm to her forehead, not even needing to look to see which Pokemon had come out. There could be only one.

“Psy…?” the small yellow duck Pokemon let out. It turned to his master with a look of confusion that would have left Slowbro puzzled as to how anything could possibly look that clueless.

Doom brought out his Pokedex of DOOM to scan the Pokemon.

Psyduck, the yellow duck Pokemon. Said to possess very latent psychic powers, generally speaking they are very weak and have nothing useful to offer to their trainer. Beware of the headaches, however.

Doom tilted his head. His Pokedex very rarely had a warning for him. Doom turned his gaze towards the Psyduck which in turn looked back at him with the most simplistic stare Doom had ever seen.

Doom does not like simple things.

“Kingler. Crush it.”

The crab Pokemon did not need to be told twice and quickly dived into the water, making a beeline for the Psyduck.

Misty let out an exasperated sigh. “Dodge, Psyduck!”

The Psyduck did not dodge. Instead, it faced away from the Kingler to look back at his trainer. “Psy!?” it questioned.

“No you stupid duck! Don’t look at me! Look at the Kingler!” Misty thought about what she had just said for a moment. “Wait no, don’t do that! Dodge!”

It was too late, however, and Psyduck glared at the Kingler with all of its might. Psyduck was very pleased with himself, he had done exactly as his master had requested. It was a first.

A moment later Psyduck was no longer happy as Kingler’s claw smashed down onto its head which wiped the one of two thoughts currently in Psyduck’s mind away.

Doom smirked. “Doom is pleased.”

The room suddenly darkened as a dreadful sensation filled the air.

Doom narrowed his eyes and looked at Psyduck whose eyes were currently glowing blue. They were the only light left in the room.

Doom is no longer pleased

That'd be what they call in the industry a typo.

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Oh man.

First slowbro broing it up, now it's Psyduck.

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Doom smirked. “Doom is pleased.”

The room suddenly darkened as a dreadful sensation filled the air.

Doom narrowed his eyes and looked at Psyduck whose eyes were currently glowing blue. They were the only light left in the room.

Doom is no longer pleased

Well that was quick.

GenesisSaga should have posted...
Well that was quack.

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Lol you make a funny

I just wanna say, as a Fantastic Four comic fan, your Doctor Doom is pretty spot-on, Sir Chris

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From: TheKoolAidShoto | #071
I just wanna say, as a Fantastic Four comic fan, your Doctor Doom is pretty spot-on, Sir Chris

Ah, glad to hear it! I have learned to bow before the glory of the Doctor Doom in my head.

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Bump >_>

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actually this is disgraceful and uncanon doom only has blah blah blah

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From: sephsblade | #076
actually this is disgraceful and uncanon doom only has blah blah blah

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I can only imagine Doom lobotomized this man mid-sentence. With just a hand wave.

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From: GeneralKenobi85 | Posted: 12/18/2011 6:44:38 PM | #077
I can only imagine Doom lobotomized this man mid-sentence. With just a hand wave.

Such is the fate of all who mock Doom

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So did Doom just get bored of naming his pokemon?

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Heh, psyduck is awesome... I'm dying to see how this turns out

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GenesisSaga should have posted...
Well that was quack.

LOL

And T-A-G.

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Doctor Doom looked at the Psyduck with undisguised interest. Doom did not care if this Pokemon was supposed to be his opponent; he was fascinated by what the creature’s cellular structure must look like under a microscope. Its psychic powers not unlocked by mental stress like Doom was accustomed to, but by physical pain. Nay, physical trauma that should have killed the little duck only made it more powerful. It was outliers like this that made Doom drive forward in his conquest of this world. There were secrets to uncover, so very many secrets. When all and said was done, all of those secrets would be nothing more than another well of knowledge for Doom to draw from at his leisure.

Doom, however, was currently dissatisfied with the situation at hand. For the secrets of this particular world were not yet his, nor was the duck in front of him. It belonged to another. A lesser being. Doom would have spared Misty a glance at this thought if Doom felt she was worth the effort. He didn’t. Instead he looked at his own Pokemon and noticed the Kingler seemed a bit shaken by the display of psychic powers. This was why it hadn’t proven worthy of a name yet. It had not distinguished itself from others of its species. It would have been disappointing if Doom had held any irrational hope for this particular Kingler to be a standout. He had not.

“Kingler. Hesitation in battle is unacceptable. So don’t.”

Kingler took the words for the warning they were and quickly lashed out at the Pokemon in front of him, only to be sent hurling back the moment Psyduck noticed his advance. Kingler smashed into the wall behind Doom with a sickening sound. Doom felt no need to turn around; he already knew the result of the encounter. Kingler had failed.

Doom kept his eyes on Psyduck while he waited for some inane comment from Misty, as she liked to do any time one of her Pokemon did anything of minor achievement. When the comment did not come Doom turned his attention to her and, now that his eyes had adjusted to the darkness, could see that her eyes were glazed over as if she were in a trance. Doom chuckled and turned back to the Psyduck.

“Doom sees the servant surpasses the master. How quaint.”

Psyduck’s head slowly turned towards Doom. Then it spoke in a deep, resounding voice that Doom faintly recognized was in his mind.

Fool. I am beholden to no one. I am an ancient being trapped inside of this weak, pathetic creature. How one such as I ended up in this pathetic vessel I am unaware, all I know is the cravings of battle which draw me to the surface of this cesspool last only a fleeting moment. I should crush you where you stand, mortal. You may refer to me as Duck, and I accept gifts of gold, pearls, and donuts.

Doom tilted his head. That spiel sounded oddly familiar. He wondered how many cosmic beings out there had a fondness for birds. Before Doom could question the entity about, well, anything, the room brightened and Psyduck’s eyes returned to normal.

Doom’s ears were then assaulted by the sound of Misty yelling excitedly on the other platform, having noticed Kingler knocked out.

“Whoohooo! Go Psyduck! I knew you could do it!” She said, unashamed by the fact that only moments prior she would have given anything to recall her Pokemon.

Doom spared a glance to his fallen Pokemon and recalled it back to its Pokeball. Doom had learned long ago that every grand experiment needed its fair share of failures before perfection could be obtained. Doom didn’t think Kingler would appreciate what he thought of even necessary failure, however.

It involved boiling water.

Kingler stew

Sounds yummy

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Hm. Duck is pretty badass.

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Oh Dunk, you don't know who you just threatened.

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Dunk?

Donuts!!!!

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Doom shall not die on Christmas.

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Doom IS post-Christmas bump.

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So I watched the 1994 Fantastic Four movie the other day. Surprisingly not that bad. It's on youtube if anyone's interested.

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Where is my Christmas Doom story?

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Doom at Christmas/New Years bump

Doom IS absent.

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Doom IS lack of updates

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Doom IS Scrooge

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Bibbidy bobbidy bump

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Ah geesh four non-me bumps in a day I guess I need to crank out more Doom. Sorry, holidays are always rough on my free time (that and TOR)

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I'd complain if I wasn't doing so horrible at procrastinating on reading more of your Naruto fanfic.

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