Board 8 > B8UCA Discussion Topic X-16: The War For UCA

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From: edwardsdv | Posted: 9/29/2011 1:08:42 AM | #190
....you mean me and GTM?

That could be fun.

Me and GTM vs. You and Haguile for the right to being the ETERNAL RIVALS.

What do you think of having a copyright document Ladder match?

How would that match work? I'm so new I literally don't know half the gimmicky matches!

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ladder match is first to get 3/4 votes in a row, wins

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Ladder matches are first team to get a certain number of votes in a row wins the match.

But they almost always end in ties so im thinking of adding a: "You can vote once every two hours" To keep the match possible to win after the opening salvo. Alternatively we could just throw it to highest number of votes, but i find that less interesting. :-/

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otherwise either no winner or most votes (I prefer no winner)

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god we think alike

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It's really quite frightening isn't it.

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Haguile posted...
I'm so new I literally don't know half the gimmicky matches!

I'm in the same boat ETERNAL RIVAL©

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we can learn by booking matches like the Triple Threat Submissions Count Anywhere Chair on a Pole Hell in a Punjabi Prison Cage Scramble where the loser has to dress up as the Alec Soaring Eagle match and seeing how its tabulated

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Speaking of which.... WE HAVE THE BOOK... and you were a big part of the reason why.


So Thank YOU for all your hard work.



*goes down to ring with "Military" escort and wearing a fake Gundam pilot's uniform with tie dye pants while doing a goofy dance*


This is truly the best day in UCA history. The fans and supporters of this great company have said NO to wanton destruction and YES to their awesome future.

Me and my band of guys who only loosely acknowledged their affiliation with me (sup Chris and GTM) have finally won our chance to prove we can do it better and and faster...and stronger.

However, we will be totally fair.

First of all, to Canadian Auxillary Haguile, I will allow you to determine how someone can earn a shot at your title at the big PPV. Be creative. You've got some time.

Ayv and KP tied and I think there are two ways of solving this. A simple rematch, but that'd be boring. Triple threat? not for the title. So instead next week i will book each of you with a randomly determined opponent. Whichever of you has more votes gets to pick your stipulation. If its a tie Itll be a HARDCORE MATCH.

The rest of the card we'll work out together as a team. Even Tom. I'm not petty I wont bury my nemesis as he has buried me. My way is the wave of the future.

I just want to tell you all that my team carried the day for us, but Semi beat me fair andsquare. So this is not going to be a self-serving thing. There will be no Edwardsdv vs Haguile for the HW title in a heavily stipulated match, unless Haguile wants it that way. No crazy stipulations designed to put myself over. Not that that was ever the plan. Just fair booking from a fair, if zany guy.

Now let's dance UCA, we've earned ourselves a party!



SIEG UCA!

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Having the book is going to be fun.

Hello Ayvuir. That's a nice title you have there. UNFORTUNATELY YOUR DAYS HOLDING IT ARE NUMBERED.

As for the rest of he card...I'm open to requests. What have you done for me lately - and what are you going to do for me in the near future?

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As for the rest of he card...I'm open to requests. What have you done for me lately - and what are you going to do for me in the near future?

I chose to vote for you instead of the vastly superior booking skills of Lopen. I'd say that warrants a title shot at least.

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Good point bro. Those who voted for me will be rewarded.

Those who didn't....haha. bwahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Hey I'm booking too

although I want to be on a cruise too

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my self serving card is almost done

but I think eddv is first with his ETERNAL RIVALS card

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i just finished the first card I ever made

it's full of filler matches

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Well done

Won't things change though since edv is going first?

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I dont think it will affect anything on my card unless that champs change or something, but I just have to switch a name and maybe move people around

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Nice.

I won't be making mine until day of, probably. Couple of weeks yet!

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we can probably switch around cards (i.e. alternating bookers) if anyone wants

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Sure that sounds fine. I'll put up a card around midnight tonight, which will be "Combat", then the next day GTM can put up "Eruption" and sunday night XIII can put up Ruin and we'll be back on track.

Alternatively, since Ruin was booked in Combats spot, we can skip Combat this week, I'll put up eruption tonight, GTM can put up Ruin on Sunday and Tuesday night XIII can put up Combat.

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assuming it gets tallied, I'll put my card up tomorrow afternoon

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So, Ayv vs. KP vs. Drak? KP decides the stipulations, I think?

That going on GTM's show?

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next ppv I think

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GTM posted...
next ppv I think

Nope

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hm?

we'll I'm self serving myself this card and there's no room for the LW title match!

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self-serving bookers are worse than Tom bookers


I mean seriously, have some ****ing creativity

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My cards will be self-serving, but they could be far, far worse!

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"The rest of the stuff they said is right but my calculations have the damage at 213,896,016." - Team Rocket Elite

honestly I could do a better job booking than your group's bull****, XIII


Why did you idiots let these guys win the book?

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You haven't even seen my card yet!

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"The rest of the stuff they said is right but my calculations have the damage at 213,896,016." - Team Rocket Elite

You could've had some quality bookers for a few weeks (though we would have been loathe to actually perpetuate the continuation of this company, especially with the restrictions which would have been placed upon us), but no. You, the UCA Galaxy and the UCA locker-room, chose these chuckle****s over us--well, you chose 13 and Gentlemen's Tri-annually Magazine over Officer TimJab and Lopen. I dispatched Edwin SPD with ease.

But that is neither here nor there. You lot chose your bookers and now you are stuck with them.

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If you'd look at the results, I chose Tim and Lopen in addition to you, Semi




Meaning I have every right to complain here

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Oh, I know which way you voted. You've been surprisingly supportive for one who claims he doesn't want to see the UCA destroyed.

But the people sided with these stalwart "defenders" of the UCA, and they need to be made aware that they sided with self-serving egomaniacs who care only about promoting themselves. Your comment simply gave me an opening to, well, comment on the issue. I apologize if I implied you were among those who chose poorly.

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I believe you are pre-judging me. GTM has not made his card yet and Edv's was decidedly not self-promotion!

I will use my power for my own ends, yes, but that will only take up 1/8 of the card. I will not put on a crap show. I don't do "mundane" or "boring", I believe I have shown that in my time here.

Some people might not like it, but you can't please everybody! Could my card be better? Probably! But it isn't going to be something UCA vets see and groan at.

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Dante: Hey tom, what do you think the UCA is up to with three random jobbers in charge?

Tom: I dunno D:

Dante: Oh well I'm sure it'll be fine. I'm getting another drink!

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totally not prejudging me though, y'all gon hate it

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From: SemiFinal vs Belarus | #234
Oh, I know which way you voted. You've been surprisingly supportive for one who claims he doesn't want to see the UCA destroyed.

I just want to see chaos. Nothing more, nothing less.

In that regard, your arrival was terribly convenient for me.

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Regaro_Ukiera posted...
From: SemiFinal vs Belarus | #234
Oh, I know which way you voted. You've been surprisingly supportive for one who claims he doesn't want to see the UCA destroyed.
I just want to see chaos. Nothing more, nothing less.

In that regard, your arrival was terribly convenient for me.

Oh, you want chaos?

Good! That's exactly what I was planning.

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We're faced with the problem of you not having the book, Semi

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Yeah, I think these lunatics are far more likely to give us chaos than Tim and Semi. Heck we would have been getting the bare minimum with those three in charge. And I'd rather have a badly booked show than no show at all.

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We may be lunatics

We may make a badly show

but we

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From: Maniac64 | #241
Yeah, I think these lunatics are far more likely to give us chaos than Tim and Semi. Heck we would have been getting the bare minimum with those three in charge. And I'd rather have a badly booked show than no show at all.

Alas! Jakyl, in his woefully finite wisdom, would have handcuffed us into booking full shows. Such a dastardly ploy to make three of the greatest bookers this capsized ship has ever seen actually put on a good show! Luckily, the clever voterbase saw through this ruse, and instead embraced mediocrity to keep us from booking against our wills. Bravo, UCA Galaxy! Bravo!

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Eruption Results:
Haguile/KCF-WINNER
Eddv/GTM- LOSER

Chris-4
Semi-9

KP-8
Jona-4

Ayv-5
Drak-7

Chronic-3
Jeff Zero- 4
Alec- 4

DFF- 4
Team Boko- 8

Andel- 1
ALEC's SOARING EAGLE- 12

Tom- DANCED THE NIGHT AWAY
Reg- SAFETY DANCIN'

- Haguile and KCF claimed the copyright document and now have full rights to the ETERNAL RIVALS brand
- As a part of this, KCF, esteemed MW, will be challenging for the HW title at Champions Are Born.
- The LW series went in KP's favor. He has until the next eddv booked event (Wendsday Night Combat) to name his stipulation.
- Speaking of which Drak went over the champ and will be joining them in that match.
- Congrats to our new #2 contenders for the Tag titles, Boko and Boko in a Dante Mask!!
- Tom may not be able to book but THAT BOY CAN DANCE. He makes Reg look silly dancing to 80s power ballads.
- Chris loses to Semi, meaning he will not be auto-promoting and instead defending his title against Semi at Combat!
- The HWs who SHOULD have been in line for a title shot prove theres not much distance between them in a classic... which ended in a time limit draw between Jeff and Alec.
- THAT EAGLE SURE IS COOL!

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From: edwardsdv | #244
- Chris loses to Semi, meaning he will not be auto-promoting and instead defending his title against Semi at Combat!

You are aware I'm technically a heavyweight, right? Unless something happened to change that.

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How sweet it will be to have the HW title as my first belt. I am sort of glad I lost to Chris by one and tied him in our two matches because this now makes for a better story. Former cancer patient with miniscule chance of living to ****ing HW champ!

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I'm confused and intrigued by my client's decision.

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Grizzly Bear Cage Deathmatch.

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From: KCF0107 | #246
How sweet it will be to have the HW title as my first belt. I am sort of glad I lost to Chris by one and tied him in our two matches because this now makes for a better story. Former cancer patient with miniscule chance of living to ****ing HW champ!

Pretty sure you could tie this into 50/50 and make some scratch on product placement.

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I will probably put my card up tomorrow night after Hell in a Cell, just so everyone knows.

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