Board 8 > B8UCA Discussion Topic X-16: The War For UCA

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GTM posted...
hey

all three of us has a title now

and the other 2 are held by Haguile

funny how that works >_>

Yeah.

>_>

I think I should be inducted into the Haguile foundation as an honourary member, personally

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*comes to title hoisting MW title on shoulder*

*sits down Indian Style and holds the title up with a big smile*

Maniac..... I told you so.

I told you I could and WOULD beat you given the chance. And not only did I beat you, I beat you in one of the fastest Ladder matches in the HISTORY of this company.

The MW title got passed around like a prom queen in a football locker room, but now it is here on my shoulder and it is here to stay.

See I am the best at this epop game Maniac. This title proves I outwitted and out-epopped you like a GOD.

However Tom, I recognize now that booking is hard work, and that we need to get back to the day to day operations of this company. I DARE you to live up to the standards the three of us set.

If you don't we'll be sure to steal that book right back and put into the hands of the PEOPLE where it belongs,ya got me muchahcho?


For now * stands with Belt and kisses it*

I am one of the three most POWERFUL men in this company. Book me well, and maybe we can even be on the same side for once, bro.

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edwardsdv and swordz9 are basically the comedy heel tag team of this topic, why would people be taking them seriously?

edwardsdv posted...

However Tom, I recognize now that booking is hard work, and that we need to get back to the day to day operations of this company. I DARE you to live up to the standards the three of us set.


Tom you should probably try to do a little better than those standards

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Fire Todd Haley

*joins edv in the ring and slaps a high 5*

We're a lot alike, edv. Nobody thought I could do it either! They tried to stop me...they put me in a triple threat tables match and screwed me out of my title. Then I lost my chance to get back into the title picture...with another tables screwjob. At that point I was at rock bottom.

Last couple of months I've fought to get back to where I am today. Winning the book along with you and GTM helped, then I managed to get the title off of Ayvuir almost single-handedly. Then I broke the tables jynx, in the process breaking Ayvuir's unbeaten tables streak, and won my title back.

I have systematically made Ayvuir my b****, and in the process regained the gold. I'm on top. When the higher-ups find another sordid way to screw me out of my title, I'll seek promotion to the MW division. I've proven myself enough here.

But that's way off in the future. For now? *raises belt*

This is all mine.

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From: Dr_Football | #404
edwardsdv posted...

However Tom, I recognize now that booking is hard work, and that we need to get back to the day to day operations of this company. I DARE you to live up to the standards the three of us set.


Tom you should probably try to do a little better than those standards

I don't think he'd have to try to do a "little" better, frankly

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Our booking was outstanding. Everyone got opportunities, it was exciting, unpredictable, and the right people - *kisses belt again* - won.

The opinion of bitter losers like Football and Regaro don't matter.

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*clutches belt*

You can't take this away from me! IT'S MINE. IT'S ALL MINE. IT'S STILL MINE!

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I guess since our reigns lasted like 30 minutes, we should make some internet title or something

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*walks into office with margarita*

man what the he-

*gets jumped by Semi 'n' Pals*

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Dang ol' BlAcK TuRtLe man tell you what

A 30-minute reign is still a reign. I had the title back, that's what matters. A third reign would just be icing.

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Ziggler had a 10 minute WHC reign so I can't complain

woo my first tag titles!

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From: XIII_rocks | Posted: 10/16/2011 9:00:09 PM | #401
Yeah.

>_>

I think I should be inducted into the Haguile foundation as an honourary member, personally

I think we should take it one step beyond, actually. The title of honorary member doesn't fit you. What do you say you join the foundation...permanently? With the right firepower, taking every single title in the UCA will no longer be just a dream. We can do it. We have the opportunity. All we need to do...is reach out.

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*raises Haguile's arm*

I'm all for it, but er, what about your client? The sorta silent killer? I don't want you to just kick him to the kurb...and only one of us can be the LW champ!

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It's all part of the plan. The Sorta Silent killer has something more important than any title. He has THE STREAK.

He has never been defeated in DEATH BEAR MATCHES before and never will.

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That applies to most of the fed you know

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KP has won more death bear matches than anyone else.

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In that case, I announce myself a proud member of the Haguile foundation !!

(so like, Haguile, KCF, KP, Me and GTM? I like it)

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Didn't know I was part of the Haguile Foundation, thought it was an "I was allowed to have two tag teams too" thing.

Although I am not opposed to it

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Oh, I just presumed you were >_>

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IF YOU AREN'T AGAINST US THEN YOU ARE WITH US

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Does that make me a member too? Dammit I had my own Stable at the start of this!

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edwardsdv and swordz9 are basically the comedy heel tag team of this topic, why would people be taking them seriously?

*walks out clapping*

Congratulations eddy!

You managed to win the MW title. Nevermind that you did it by having your buddies Reg and ctes there to distract me while you ran up and grabbed the title as the match began and then ran away before a single punch could be thrown. Honestly, for that alone I must say I am more impressed. You used your stint as a booker to set this up and executed it perfectly. It was a sneaky underhanded win, nothing I can complain about. So bravo, I'm proud of you man. You defeated me and took the MW title at the same time! Nice to see you really did learn something from me throughout this whole process. I'm proud to see I brought you to my level.

But let's be honest here eddy, you didn't beat me. You may have defeated and outsmarted me, but you didn't beat me. You didn't even lay a finger on me. Again, I applaud you for being smart enough to know you couldn't actually out-fight or out-wrestle me and found a way around it. It was ingenious. That doesn't change the fact that I would still beat you in an actual match though. While I fully support your devious tactics and hope that you succeed in your attempts to help this company, as misguided as your method is, let's not mistake what you did as actually making you better than me. I am still your superior. You won that day, but the minute we actually fight over that title it will be coming back to me.

*puts down mic, claps some more, exits*

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All the proteins, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol.

*hears Dante's announcement*

Well then. So we have our rematch now and it isn't even for the title? Shame.

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All the proteins, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol.

You see?

I just beat two of the top Lightweights with relative comfort. Having beaten them and Ayvuir the night before.

Whatever problems you might have had with our booking, you surely can't deny that I deserve that LW Championship, that I deserve to be a 2-no, sorry, it will be 3-time LW champion when I win it again.

So why don't you just give me the belt already? Or are you so unprofessional a booker you can't stomach that I deserve the title, just because I had the book for a couple of weeks?

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Results, btw:

Haguile vs GTM vs Sir Chris
Dante/Boko vs Football/Sensi
Maniac64 vs eddv
XIII vs KamikazePotato vs Reg
Tom vs Semi/Lopen/Tim
Justin_Crossing vs TheKnightofNee
Andel vs BrunomasterX

Haguile (5) def. Sir Chris (3) and GTM (3)
Haguile is the "new" B8UCA Heavyweight Champion
In the Survivor Series 09-style main event, Haguile regains the vacated title!

Dante/Boko 6-5 Football/Sensi
Solid win

edwardsdv 6-4 Maniac64
Standing by my side in our fight against Dante's insane power trip...presenting our TRUE MW Champion...edwardsdv! With all due respect to my man Maniac of course.

XIII_rocks (6) def. KamikazePotato (4) and Regaro_Ukiera (1)
Like a boss. I believe I already made my feelings clear here!

Tom 5-6 Semi/Lopen/Tim
How...strangely close. Good performance by a fresh-off-the-boat Tom!

Justin_Crossing 3-8 TheKnightOfNee
Relatively comfortable for Nee.

BrunomasterX 10-1 Andel
Andel is the new Jester
lol Andel

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so is there any point of bumping the eddv uncounted topic?

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dunno

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None, I have no plans on counting that house shows results.

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edwardsdv and swordz9 are basically the comedy heel tag team of this topic, why would people be taking them seriously?

Hoists a self made title with railroad tracks on it

I AM THE THIRD RAIL CHAMPION. And in lieu of MY TITLE being returned to me.

I will be carrying this title with me. I am the True MW champion.

If you look, every title that was stripped, its holder WON their match.

Face it our booking was legit Dante. Give us back our titles. We earned them,.

Andi f you're n ot down with that.

Well, We've just got TWO WORDS for ya.

P.S. Maniac, I believe my point has been proven ,and you have been weighed, measured, and found wanting. Teamwork, virtue, honesty, and integrity are the keys to success. Stop toiling in the dark and return to the light.

You and Tom, you can do SO much better. Come join the revolution.

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edwardsdv and swordz9 are basically the comedy heel tag team of this topic, why would people be taking them seriously?

quick count important votals

GTM - 6
Alec Soaring Eagle - 5

I destroy the soaring eagle in his supposed last match (although Semi seems to have mysteriously disappeared since then)

GTM - 4
Tom - 3
Dante - 4

At the last second GTM and Dante throw Tom into the cruise pool.


I didn't count but Boko bokington obviously won. Andel probably beat Haguile too so Haguile could be the Jester and HW champ at the same time


Those are all the important votals

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sweet hoping to get my half of the tag titles back!

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Mr. Bombadil isnt it time you step up and sort this out?

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edwardsdv and swordz9 are basically the comedy heel tag team of this topic, why would people be taking them seriously?

How about this, Dante. I propose a 6-man tag team match where the team of myself, edv and GTM faces a team of you and the two former "challengers", KP and Maniac.

If we win, me, edv and GTM get our belts back (and Haguile gets his tag title back too, obviously). If you win, we don't. Does that seem fair to you? We have shown today we were where we deserved to be on merit. Our booking expediated an inevitable process!

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weighed, measured, and found wanting.

You are not Ulrich von Liechtenstein, you will never be Ulrich von Liechtenstein. Hell, you aren't even Count Adhemar.

But yes you defeated me last night, I am man enough to admit that. Of course it happened after I helped Tom fight off three men, and in a match that wasn't even for the title, but you won. Feel proud.

The fact is when all is said and done I will be MW champ again, Tom will still be in charge, and we will save this company from itself.

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up

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Your proposed match seems very fair, except in the areas where it is completely one sided and not even worth my time. "If we win we get everything, if we lose nothing happens". I'm sorry, but I'm not a man who plays these games. If you all have the merit to earn the belts as you claim, you will regain them shortly - After my own ruin, you all stand near the top of the rankings anyway so I'm sure mr. bombadil will assign legitimate title shots soon.

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Well fine.

Add Boko to your team and Haguile to ours and we'll make it for all the marbles.

If our team wins?
XIII becomes LW Champ, edv becomes MW Champ and Haguile/GTM are tag champs

If your team wins?
KP becomes LW Champ, Maniac becomes MW Champ and Boko/Dante are tag champs

Very fair.

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Hmm... Your stakes are accepted. You have yourself a match.

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Not fair. Ctes and I need our shot at the tag belts, too

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I'm sure you'll get them, though the tag titles aren't really my domain.

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We just signed possibly the biggest match in UCA history.

Let's do this.

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This streak of losing to you XIII cannot continue for much longer...

I'm determined to build my way back up to the top after this minute slip.

Also im excited about this proposed match up between stables, even if im not in it!

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Ha. Hahaha. Hahahahaha. I'm gone for a couple weeks and you guys think you run the place or something? You really think you can just go out and book matches for all the titles at once without going through me? Lest you forget, I AM the UCA, and I am back in control. It seems some of you need a little reminder, so I am going to alter your little cute match. It's still going to be for the LW/MW/Tag titles, but it's going to be XIII/eddv/Hag/GTM v. KP/Alec/Boko/Dante.....v. Spiral/Tom/Maniac/Sensi!

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OOOOHHHH

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(in other news, holy crap @ Vince's rape face in that Titantron. Never noticed that before >_>)

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Oh man , you're settingthe Haguile Foundatio nat war with itself!. How Cruel.

Its funny bombadil, you booked for this match, but put yourself on a team with Maniac against ME. Good luck , Mr. Chariman. Youre gonna get destroyed.

Me and My Bros have a history of winning stable wars. Do you really think you can undo the Era of the Third Rail? The third Rail changed the way this company is run. Even now, our booking has resulted in the

BIGGEST
MATCH
IN UCA HISTORY.

Yet what do Dante and Dumbadil do? They put it on free TV.

tsk tsk.

I expected you'd be up to the task of booking after your vacation,but I can see that was folly.

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edwardsdv and swordz9 are basically the comedy heel tag team of this topic, why would people be taking them seriously?

BOKOBBKOBKOBOKBOKB

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From: Ayvuir | #442
This streak of losing to you XIII cannot continue for much longer...

I'm determined to build my way back up to the top after this minute slip.

Also im excited about this proposed match up between stables, even if im not in it!

Ayv, you never had any business beating me in the first place. We tied in our first meeting, then I beat you clean!

You may have got lucky in a tables match or two but you're simply not on my level anymore...and you never will be again. I'm washing my hands of you.

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It's funny how you think Maniac has any loyalty to you. He is MY man, not yours, and tonight he will get what he deserves- a run with the tag team titles with his old pal Sensi. Spiral will get his time in the sun, I'll get my MW Title back, and most importantly, you, Dante, and that eagle guy will all learn your place.

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BlAcK TuRtLe would if he played mafia probably

Our team has everything you could possibly want. We have the strongest individual competitor in each division and the Heavyweight Champion on our side.

I'll say it again: the belts we held, we held on merit. It wasn't a case of self-aided booking, it was a case of the best guys in the company getting the gold they deserved. And we will prove that, again.

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