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09/26/11 9:49:00 PM
#151:


jakyl may need this

-Any of the three competitors may tap out at any time and eliminate themselves, losing the match but avoiding the Alec Soaring Eagle costume as well.
-If you find a post by somebody else with just your name, you can link it and it'll count as a vote. No rallying still.
-If somebody gets three votes in a row, they get the CHAIR and their votes will count double (or triple on :X5) until somebody else gets three votes in a row to take it away
-Votes on :X0 count triple.
-Votes on :X3 count double because hell if I have any ideas for punjabi prison
-Loser (or second if somebody taps out, or both people if they both tap) will be listed as Alec Soaring Eagle until the Rumble.

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Tom Bombadil
09/27/11 4:12:00 AM
#152:


why do you have that saved

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XIII_rocks
09/27/11 4:22:00 AM
#153:


I need a new purpose in UCA until somebody takes that title from Ayvuir.

Tag titles. I want them. I will begin scouting for an appropriate partner.

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XIII_rocks
09/27/11 4:33:00 AM
#154:


Actually, I feel like I can be a Ranjin-Singh-or-Jinder-Mahal-but-better-style figure for Kamikaze Potato, who can be Great-Khali-but-far-far-far-far-better.

You wanna be partners, Kay Pee? I promise it won't interrupt your singles pursuits. You don't have to say anything. Just type "1" for yes and "2" for no.

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09/27/11 7:09:00 AM
#155:


Tom Bombadil posted...
why do you have that saved

it's the fruits of my labour in the UCA

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muddersmilk
09/27/11 7:31:00 AM
#156:


DId you at least keep the improvements I made to it when I booked it?

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muddersmilk
09/27/11 8:00:00 AM
#157:


Hello again eddy, how's that quest to reach me going? Nowhere? That's what I thought. Keep trying though, I'm sure you will get here someday *chuckle*.

You're right though, we did use to be friends and allies. When I created WTHJH it helped all of its members including me to make an impact. But I ascended beyond that level. With the help of WTHJH I became a MW champ and won the LW title a second time. Zazi and I almost won the tag titles. But that was as far as I could go in WTHJH.

Having the reset and subsequent memory loss end the group was the best thing that ever happened to me. Freed to find my own path I became a heavyweight for the first time and should have won the HW title from Dante. I found a new partner in Dr. Football and together we succeeded in our long desired goal of winning tag gold. And as I rose I came to realize new things about the UCA. Things I had assumed to be true were all wrong.

Tom wasn't the villain that WTHJH and others made him out to be. He was the only other person with my unwavering passion for this company. He gave all he had to you ungrateful swines, and he got nothing but grief for it. I saw how quickly this roster turned on those who sought improvement and change. That's why I convinced Tom to treat you lot the way you deserve. Unfortunately for you eddy, that message was sent at your expense at King of the Board. You are one of the people who have fought hardest against Tom, and so you were made an example.

Maybe someday you will realize that I have been right all along. Maybe someday you can again follow the Champion of Truth and help restore the UCA. Hopefully it will happen before it is to late. Because change is coming. It is inevitiable. You can unite against us as long as you want, but Browncoats never give up. Sooner or later the resolve of this roster will weaken and a few will come to realize the Truth. When that happens Tom and I will be here to lead this company into the light.

Whether the rest of the roster likes it or not.

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09/27/11 8:05:00 AM
#158:


muddersmilk posted...
DId you at least keep the improvements I made to it when I booked it?

If I wasn't in the match, probably not >___>

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09/27/11 8:08:00 AM
#159:


looks like it was Nee/IATG/Wigs

so probably not!

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muddersmilk
09/27/11 1:36:00 PM
#160:


And of course I don't really remember what the change was...

I just remember that it was something we both thought was a good change.

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JaKyL25
09/27/11 2:11:00 PM
#161:


Okay, I've spent all day in the Library of Congress trying to figure out how this Alec Soaring Eagle match works, and I still don't get it! I'm about to run it anyway though!

Still room on the card for ONE. MORE. MATCH. Any takers?

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muddersmilk
09/27/11 2:15:00 PM
#162:


Don't worry, GTM or I will count it if need be. We both have experience with it.

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Regaro_Ukiera
09/27/11 2:16:00 PM
#163:


Don't bother with the Alec Soaring Eagle unless you want me to throw it just like I did last time it was arn

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XIII_rocks
09/27/11 2:18:00 PM
#164:


JaKyL25 posted...
Okay, I've spent all day in the Library of Congress trying to figure out how this Alec Soaring Eagle match works, and I still don't get it! I'm about to run it anyway though!

Still room on the card for ONE. MORE. MATCH. Any takers?


Give me and KP a match together to see how we work as a team!

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JaKyL25
09/27/11 2:26:00 PM
#165:


Can't do that XIII, no double-booking!

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XIII_rocks
09/27/11 2:30:00 PM
#166:


I'll double-book your face

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JaKyL25
09/27/11 2:31:00 PM
#167:


I'll grant you your match if absolutely no one comes up with something else by midnight.

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X_Dante_X
09/27/11 3:34:00 PM
#168:


jdizzy vs brunomasterx

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JaKyL25
09/27/11 3:46:00 PM
#169:


Are both of those people real people?

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XIII_rocks
09/27/11 4:33:00 PM
#170:


Both of them are complete jobbers.

I want shiny things back around my waist dammit and until somebody dethrones Ayv or promotes me the tag belts are my best bet

gimme

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edwardsdv
09/27/11 4:54:00 PM
#171:


how about you have KP take on ctes, to warm up for the tag match we'll book when we win.

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Tom Bombadil
09/27/11 5:07:00 PM
#172:


hey now jdizzy has been lw #1 contender once or twice

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09/27/11 5:56:00 PM
#173:


and jeffrey raze is totally underatted

(spell check: underaged)

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edwardsdv
09/27/11 8:28:00 PM
#174:


UCA

IS

WAR



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09/28/11 12:03:00 AM
#175:


UCA

IS

WAR



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edwardsdv
09/28/11 9:36:00 PM
#176:


Ruin to the 4th power results!

Jakyl- WINNER
Haguile- TAYBLED

edwardsdv-8
Semi- 10

GTM-10
TimJab-8

XIII- 10
Lopen- 9

Chris- 11
Maniac- 4

Ayvuir-7
KP-7

Dr. Football-12
Reg- TAPPED OUT
J_C- 4

BrunomasterX- 4
jdizzy-10

- The bossman TAYBLES our Master of Taybles and ,since this was ruin,that means JAKYL is our new Master of TAYBLES champion.
- The series FOR THE BOOK was extremely close but a last second vote swings the results in favor of Team THIRD RAIL.
- Chris dominates Maniac for me. Thanks, bro.
- Ayvuir and KP tie, time for a TRIPLE THREAT match with Tecknic...or someone else!
- J_C is our new ALEC SOARING EAGLE, sorry Reg. next time read the rules.
- jdizzy proves that bruno needs to show up and promo more.

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09/28/11 9:38:00 PM
#177:


did you follwo the rules for the whatever match >_>

not that it looks like it matters that much unless jc got a lot of chairs or something

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09/28/11 9:39:00 PM
#178:


- The bossman TAYBLES our Master of Taybles and ,since this was ruin,that means JAKYL is our new Master of TAYBLES champion.

holy crap did not notice this

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edwardsdv
09/28/11 9:40:00 PM
#179:


I did follow the rules.... including Reg's irrelevent votes there were something ridiculous like 30 points....J_C even got one double vote!

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09/28/11 9:41:00 PM
#180:


as a side note if I act like Reg's votes never happened Football's score goes way up....

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09/28/11 9:43:00 PM
#181:


then thank you eddv for your hard work and supporting the match type of the year

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09/28/11 9:46:00 PM
#182:


so uhh

we're supposed to book shows now?

what did I sign myself up for?


(non canon shows right, no ones updating the master file

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Dr_Football
09/28/11 9:50:00 PM
#183:


These shows are totally canon.

Better not screw them up!

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Haguile
09/28/11 9:52:00 PM
#184:


GTM!

Book me in another match against the president. I can do this. I think we can all agree that I deserve ONE. MORE. MATCH.I can do this. Give me another chance to beat him! ONE. MORE. MATCH. ONE. MORE. MATCH.

ONE. MORE. TIME.
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09/28/11 9:58:00 PM
#185:


is jakyl even still around to be in matches?

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09/28/11 9:59:00 PM
#186:


the ppv wasnt even canon

I mean, chris/drak are still the tag title champs

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Haguile
09/28/11 10:01:00 PM
#187:


Doesn't matter. BOOK IT. If he doesn't show up then I'll take that as him forfeiting /miz

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KCF0107
09/28/11 10:05:00 PM
#188:


Still waiting for Hag and me to get the green light to easily dispatch those goddamn copyright infringers

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edwardsdv
09/28/11 10:08:00 PM
#189:


....you mean me and GTM?

That could be fun.

Me and GTM vs. You and Haguile for the right to being the ETERNAL RIVALS.

What do you think of having a copyright document Ladder match?

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Haguile
09/28/11 10:10:00 PM
#190:


From: edwardsdv | Posted: 9/29/2011 1:04:23 AM | #188
Speaking of which.... WE HAVE THE BOOK... and you were a big part of the reason why.


So Thank YOU for all your hard work.



*goes down to ring with "Military" escort and wearing a fake Gundam pilot's uniform with tie dye pants while doing a goofy dance*


This is truly the best day in UCA history. The fans and supporters of this great company have said NO to wanton destruction and YES to their awesome future.

Me and my band of guys who only loosely acknowledged their affiliation with me (sup Chris and GTM) have finally won our chance to prove we can do it better and and faster...and stronger.

However, we will be totally fair.

First of all, to Canadian Auxillary Haguile, I will allow you to determine how someone can earn a shot at your title at the big PPV. Be creative. You've got some time.

Ayv and KP tied and I think there are two ways of solving this. A simple rematch, but that'd be boring. Triple threat? not for the title. So instead next week i will book each of you with a randomly determined opponent. Whichever of you has more votes gets to pick your stipulation. If its a tie Itll be a HARDCORE MATCH.

The rest of the card we'll work out together as a team. Even Tom. I'm not petty I wont bury my nemesis as he has buried me. My way is the wave of the future.

I just want to tell you all that my team carried the day for us, but Semi beat me fair andsquare. So this is not going to be a self-serving thing. There will be no Edwardsdv vs Haguile for the HW title in a heavily stipulated match, unless Haguile wants it that way. No crazy stipulations designed to put myself over. Not that that was ever the plan. Just fair booking from a fair, if zany guy.

Now let's dance UCA, we've earned ourselves a party!

SIEG UCA!


This is truly a day to remember for the UCA. It will be remembered forever as the day where the young prevailed over the old.
...Except for me. But I shall remedy that, eventually.

Your offer is very generous and I will not abuse it. I'll defend my title in the most honorable way possible.


From: KCF0107 | Posted: 9/29/2011 1:05:26 AM | #189
Still waiting for Hag and me to get the green light to easily dispatch those goddamn copyright infringers


I just had the perfect idea.

This is how we are going to defend my Heavyweight Championship. KCF and I vs the Copyright Violators in a tag team match. If KCF and I win, then he'll fight me for the title. If the copyright violators win, then I'll defend my title against them in a triple threat match.

This isn't about the title. This is about justice and doing the right thing. We are the true ETERNAL RIVALS and not those fakers. And once we step into that ring, we'll prove that.

THIS. I. PROMISE. YOU.
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edwardsdv
09/28/11 10:13:00 PM
#191:


Actually.... that's pretty good. We can definitely book a few weeks of programming out of that easily.

DONE.

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X_Dante_X
09/28/11 10:14:00 PM
#192:


I haven't read a single word of the past few posts, but I trust you guys to not completely ruin the association in our absence

if you need us, me tom and jakyl have a very important massage appointment. Jakyl managed to book himself a private room!

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09/28/11 10:15:00 PM
#193:


So this is not going to be a self-serving thing.

speak for yourself

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09/28/11 10:16:00 PM
#194:


I have too many tag teams flying around that I don't know who I'm supposed to be bros with anymore

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09/28/11 10:19:00 PM
#195:


We are still bros GTM. You have a tag team besides me so it's fair if I have another tag partner as well.

But our love for Canadian boy bands means that GTH will live on as a tag team and won't die out. Ever. Or until the Backstreet Boys break up. Whatever comes first.

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09/28/11 10:24:00 PM
#196:


and a client as well!

I'm game for tagging with my eternal rival in THE MAIN EVENT OF ERUPTION



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09/28/11 10:26:00 PM
#197:


This is what happens when you don't head punt everyone who wants to tag with you.

You end up with multiple partners.

And possibly herpes.

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09/28/11 10:28:00 PM
#198:


hehe the punt brothers

I faintly remember that

I think I brogue kicked one and punted the other

good times

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09/28/11 10:29:00 PM
#199:


GTM posted...
So this is not going to be a self-serving thing.

speak for yourself


Hey its not self-serving for me. And I'm our leader somehow.

You get to collect and even serve yourself the fringe benefits for being by best frenemy.

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09/28/11 10:33:00 PM
#200:


whenever I get the chance I'm going to give Chris and Drak a good dose of GTH

and Chris and Drak a great dose of No Ayvuirs Club

and then I remember Reg/ctes and beat them for the titles

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