Board 8 > B8UCA Discussion Topic X-16: The War For UCA

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Tom Bombadil
09/18/11 5:07:00 PM
#1:


What is UCA?

It's an ongoing e-pop contest influenced heavily by pro wrestling. Users compete in matches for a variety of titles and tournaments, and voters pick the winners! There are plenty of gimmick matches and such to spice up the format, as well.

What do I need to do?

You don't HAVE to do anything, but participants are heavily encouraged to at least vote on UCA cards. It's more fun for everybody the more people get involved, though, so you're also encouraged to cut promos, start storylines, form alliances and tag teams, and talk smack in the topics.

So there are no requirements at all?

Almost. Three times a year, there's a roster purge period. If you don't vote during any of the 10 shows in that time frame, you're in danger of being purged from the roster! We're in the middle of such a period now, but I'm not going to purge any new signups, so you're set for four months or so. Even if you do purge (or just decide to quit) doors are pretty much always open to come back later!

What's the schedule like? How long until this crashes and burns?

There are three "TV" shows a week- Monday Night Ruin (posted late Sunday nights), Wednesday Night Eruption, (late Tuesdays) and Friday night COMBAT. (late Thursdays) In addition, we have a more important "PPV" show every three weeks, posted late Saturday nights. (Shows are named after when voting ENDS, rather than when it begins.) We are not always the best about sticking exactly to schedule and sometimes have to have cop-outs like double cards, but UCA has outright missed only a handful of shows in its almost three-year history.

How often will I fight?

The idea is that everybody gets at least one match a week, and we rarely mess that up. The more successful and active users will tend to get more matches.

Who's in charge?

I'm running the show at the moment, and have been for over a year. Dante is in charge of booking Ruin, and I have some admin help from a variety of volunteers. The project was initially founded by Icehawk, and taken over by JaKyL before eventually passing on to me.

What's the structure like?

There are three "divisions" for singles wrestlers- Heavyweight, Middleweight, and Lightweight. It's a loose sorting- people change divisions rather frequently, especially since I try to keep them roughly balanced in numbers. You'll fight people MOSTLY in your own division, but not always- our current HW champ was a lightweight a few months ago, but then he randomly won the MW belt, and then the HW belt after winning King of the Board! There's also a (THRIVING) tag team division that needs some fresh blood...and it's not mutually exclusive with a singles career, either. If you sign up, I'll figure out somewhere for you to go after I give you a match or three.

How about rankings?

There's a rubric for rankings within a division. Rankings aren't all THAT meaningful, but basically, if you beat somebody above you, you move to the position above them. If you tie them, you move to the spot below, and if you lose, nothing happens. You can't move out of your division this way, so if you beat somebody in a higher class than you, you just become #1 in your own. Battle Royals and some other gimmicky matches don't impact rankings. You can see the current roster and rankings in the master file linked at the top.

How do I join?

Just say so, here or in the main UCA topic. We're always taking new people.

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Tom Bombadil
09/18/11 5:07:00 PM
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Master File:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gnuLaP8bOlDXKbs3Y1Y-8kbLkinD-CSr1K7aKfrQKqo/edit?hl=en&pli=1#

B8UCA Heavyweight Champion: Haguile
B8UCA Middleweight Champion: Sir Chris
B8UCA Tag Team Champions: Sir Chris and Drakeryn
B8UCA Lightweight Champion: Ayvuir

Jester: Andel
Master of Taybles: Haguile

Next PPV: UCAnniversary (Procedurally chosen challengers!)

After that: Champions Are Born (Previous bookers return!)

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X_Dante_X
09/18/11 5:10:00 PM
#3:


hail uca

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Tom Bombadil
09/18/11 5:12:00 PM
#4:


Current brackets

HW
Nee v. Dante
Chris v. GTM

Tag
GTH v. Reg/ctes

MW
Lockes 7, KCF 12, Maniac 8

LW
Battle Royal to be held

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X_Dante_X
09/18/11 5:13:00 PM
#5:


anyway, it looks like my cruise ship is about to leave. I'd better get back on board before I get left behind!

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Tom Bombadil
09/18/11 5:13:00 PM
#6:


we get JaKyL next week so you will probably get three more weeks vacation I guess

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X_Dante_X
09/18/11 5:14:00 PM
#7:


this is like christmas!

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TheKnightOfNee
09/18/11 5:15:00 PM
#8:


Dante, you're going to be left behind whether you like it or not. This is your last stop along the bracket. Beyond that, we're moving on without you.

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X_Dante_X
09/18/11 5:21:00 PM
#9:


I could insert myself into that title match about three different ways even if I lose, and none of them involve me being the booker of ruin!

I am the single most powerful man in this company, and if you want to claim a mere tournament could possibly keep me down I laugh at you

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TheKnightOfNee
09/18/11 5:32:00 PM
#10:


It surely won't keep you down, but when compared to the likes of me, any stumble is enough to put you behind.

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X_Dante_X
09/18/11 5:55:00 PM
#11:


Pretty sure I could fall off this cruiseship, get dragged off by sharks, and never be seen for the next 2 years as I painfully swim to shore and still be ahead of you

It helps a lot that boko has a dante mask, though

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Ayvuir
09/18/11 8:06:00 PM
#12:


LW CHAMP TAGGING IN.

sup.

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Haguile
09/18/11 8:18:00 PM
#13:


THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP
IS
HERE

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edwardsdv
09/18/11 8:46:00 PM
#14:


*walks in*

* Gestures that its nap time to Maniac*

*GTS*

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XIII_rocks
09/18/11 8:47:00 PM
#15:


So where do we stand on my rematch? I think losing the title in a triple-threat without even being pinned kind of sucks!

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09/19/11 7:30:00 AM
#16:


my partners are champs, ridin' coattails

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09/19/11 7:39:00 AM
#17:


also ruin isn't up

lopen killing the UCA softly with his saw

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Achromatic
09/19/11 7:42:00 AM
#18:


*Hoists up his Middleweight Championship*

*Hoists up his Tag Team Belt*

The Champ.

Is here.

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muddersmilk
09/19/11 9:15:00 AM
#19:


edwardsdv posted...
*walks in*

* Gestures that its nap time to Maniac*

*GTS*


*gets up a little while later*

I see you are bitter about once again failing to keep up with me? Too bad, had you been able to last a little while longer you might have gotten your shot at me at the end of the MW chase. But now you are right back where you started. Struggling to climb up the MW rankings while I sit here and laugh at your feeble attempts.

Give it up eddy. I crushed your chances of success at King of the Board. You will never reach me.


On a completely unrelated note, from last topic:
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/59963080/671846410

Hey look Twelve, someone else caught on.

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09/19/11 2:42:00 PM
#20:


the missing I was taybled with my help

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XIII_rocks
09/20/11 8:09:00 AM
#21:


Keeping it alive.

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09/20/11 9:31:00 AM
#22:


oh that lopen

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Ayvuir
09/20/11 7:39:00 PM
#23:


I think you need to win that Battle Royal thing to face me again XIII

Unlucky son.

See you at the PPV.

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MajinZidane
09/20/11 7:40:00 PM
#24:


i have a dante mask i have a dante mask

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09/21/11 7:44:00 PM
#25:


is jakyl writing ruinruinruinruin next week

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Tom Bombadil
09/21/11 7:46:00 PM
#26:


not if icehawk wants it first

SUSPENSE

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09/21/11 7:52:00 PM
#27:


I've almost been here a year

beating numbers then creamed against lockes and king ffd

the memories

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Dr_Football
09/21/11 9:06:00 PM
#28:


First off

GTM/Haguile - 8
Reg/ctes - 10

Chris - 9
GTM - 7

Lockes 15
KCF 16
Maniac 12

Nee - 10
Dante - 9

Tom/Maniac - 7
Tim/Lopen - 10

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X_Dante_X
09/21/11 9:09:00 PM
#29:


Using my Exile Stick on TheKnightofNee

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X_Dante_X
09/21/11 9:14:00 PM
#30:


I do believe this means I need to move on instead oh dear

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Dr_Football
09/21/11 9:19:00 PM
#31:


1st - JONALEON1 1
2nd - SensiShadeSlaye
3rd -Drakeryn
4th - XIII_rocks
5th KamikzaePotato
6th - BrunomasterX
7th - Dark_Spiral
8th - jdizzy156
9th - sonicblastpunch
LAST - Andel (Jester)

NEW RULE YOU CANT UPDATE IF YOU CANT COUNT IMO

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TheKnightOfNee
09/21/11 9:20:00 PM
#32:


You can't use an exile stick on me, I'm indestructible.



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09/21/11 10:26:00 PM
#33:


wait dante had all these items forever but everyone else had to use theirs under a time limit?

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edwardsdv
09/21/11 10:44:00 PM
#34:


They were granted duringToms lockbox phase....

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XIII_rocks
09/22/11 3:10:00 AM
#35:


So I was eliminated from the Battle Royal and won't be getting my rematch anytime soon. Unless....

JONA.

I challenge you. I want to face you in a TABLES MATCH, since the Champ loves them so damn much, I want to face you in a TABLES MATCH and if I win, I get added and it becomes a triple threat match for the Light-Heavyweight Title. If I lose, I cannot challenge for the title while Ayv is champion.

What do you say? You're the man who validated my title reign and as a former champ, I'll tell you that if you want that gold you have to be prepared to take on all comers.

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KCF0107
09/22/11 7:09:00 AM
#36:


Lockes decided to show up on the last match

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Lockes Ragnarok
09/22/11 5:53:00 PM
#37:


KCF0107 posted...
Lockes decided to show up on the last match

No, my fans actually voted is all!

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muddersmilk
09/23/11 8:17:00 AM
#38:


More like you both allied together to stop me because you knew it was your only chance.

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Sir Basch
09/23/11 7:08:00 PM
#39:


*Comes to the back heated as hell*

"Chris, what's the matter-" An interviewer tries to question but Chris snatches the mic away from him.

"That was a load of crap out there. I beat everyone placed in front of me. Everyone! And then a guy who hasn't even done the same is allowed to be in the match and low blows me early in the match to screw me. What a bunch of crap. The first guy I run into back here is going to get a lesson in respect around here."

Chris slams down the mic.

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Tom Bombadil
09/23/11 7:09:00 PM
#40:


....and jumps Nee backstage!

BACKSTAGE BRAWL
NORMAL RULES APPLY
FIRST TO FIVE WINS

If Chris wins, he's added to the Haguile/Dante match!

Chris v. Nee

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Dr_Football
09/23/11 7:10:00 PM
#41:


Chris

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Sir Basch
09/23/11 7:10:00 PM
#42:


Chris

Hey, everyone loves a good triple threat right.

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X_Dante_X
09/23/11 7:11:00 PM
#43:


nee

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09/23/11 7:12:00 PM
#44:


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Haguile
09/23/11 7:12:00 PM
#45:


I don't love a triple threat match. It's easier to retain in a 1v1!

Nee

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edwardsdv
09/23/11 7:13:00 PM
#46:


Nee

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TheKnightOfNee
09/23/11 7:29:00 PM
#47:


Nee

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Sir Basch
09/23/11 7:30:00 PM
#48:


*Chris gets jumped by both men in the title match and Nee finishes Chris off with a boot to the face*

On the ground Chris mutters, "Payback... is gonna be a b****".

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XIII_rocks
09/23/11 10:35:00 PM
#49:


Chris.

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09/24/11 12:43:00 PM
#50:


That was a very long brawl

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