Board 8 > FWA3 Topic 5: Jobbin' to the Purge

(+) Yeah! (+)

one of about five jillion x-tans in over 9000

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this 9000verse needs to be reworked.

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somebody make a homestuck tew mod

it would have thousands of workers and 99 percent of them would be robot Aradias

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and everyday one of them dies in a freak accident

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homestuck is one of several things I am tempted to add in

and probably would if I did a full diary game but I am way too lazy for just derping around like I am

speaking of which I will go back to FWA I promise

probably after I try to run one show with this extraordinarily silly roster

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umineko and vocaloid would be others

also next game I think I am going to make the switch to numbers instead of grades

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There're Vocaloids in the 9000-verse.

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There is a bird in Africa that regularly and routinely jump-kicks poisonous snakes in the face.
Everything will be all right.

I don't see any of 'em.

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They're kinda hard to find, but they are there. Know Gakupo, Haku, Miku, Rin, and Len are definately in. Their entertainment stats are all C- or around that area, so set on of the entertainment sliders to C-, you'll find 'em eventually.

They're also all unemployed to start with, so that helps narrow things down.

Also? Just found Professor Layton in here. This' the best mod ever.

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There is a bird in Africa that regularly and routinely jump-kicks poisonous snakes in the face.
Everything will be all right.

Miku...Hatsune....Rin...Len....Kagamine....nothing. You looking in the full version or the beta?

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lol at Daffney and Daniels being your only two real wrestlers. Interesting and Lopen approved choice there.

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I also have Guerrero and Styles. >_>

heh, that's what we could do for next game

just throw the cornelleverse, woti, real world, 9000, and whatever the hell else into one giant cluster****

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Ooooohhh. Yeah. Full thing. Coulda sworn they were in the beta too, though.

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There is a bird in Africa that regularly and routinely jump-kicks poisonous snakes in the face.
Everything will be all right.

ohhhhh they haven't debuted at game start

well that is silly

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"Skeletor is a positive influence." Damn straight he is.

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There is a bird in Africa that regularly and routinely jump-kicks poisonous snakes in the face.
Everything will be all right.

Well Eddie Guerrero is my bad but AJ Styles wasn't in the screen shot!

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if we tossed all of that in, the draft would be pretty insane.

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I actually could get behind that.

I'd prefer present day mod but I wouldn't be 100% opposed to 9000 + real world/WotI hybrid anymore.

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there were too many to fit in the window

or on IMPACT

Pre-show: Faces of Fear and Samoans growl at each other for six minutes (D+); Freebirds d. Daivari and Chuck Taylor (C-); Sabu bullies TAKA (D+)

-Cruiserweight Tournament: Sabu d. Kidd
Rating: C

-Strike Force have been impressed by the Wild Samoans but they're not scared of them.
Rating: C-

-Match: Wild Samoans d. Golden Dragons
Rating: C+

-Morrison interrupts a Colt Cabana promo, and they argue over who's winning the Rumble.
Rating: B-

-US Title #1 Contender Battle Royal: Simmons, Harris, Storm, Kidman, Shango, Bubba Ray, Noir, Awesome, Cor Von
Final four are Dudley and Awesome, who have been playing the numbers game; Kidman, who's been an underdog all match but scored several eliminations, and Noir, who has been hanging back and destroying anybody who challenges him. Team ECW rush the other two, and while Awesome eliminates Kidman, Noir flings out Bubba Ray. Awesome walks right into the Homestuck ripoff and gets eliminated.
Rating: C

-While Awesome and Dudley and AAE recoil in shock, Schultz hypes up Noir.
Rating: D

-Truth, Slater, and Finlay come out and cut one of the more incoherent pre-match promos in recent memory.
Rating: C+

-Match: Truth/Following d. Abyss/R'n'R
Rating: B-

-Guerrero scoffs at Styles invoking his rematch clause. Lightning will strike twice, and he will retain at the Rumble, because he's the smartest guy around.
Rating: B-

-Match: Styles and Edwards v. Gringos Nuevos
In a shocking turn, Barr kinda sucks and takes the pinfall.
Rating: B

Post-show: Styles and Edwards celebrate (C+); Slaughter/Kazarian d. Priceless, Riggs/Morrison (C-)

Overall: B- SUCCESS lol angles
Rating: 3

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Boko Ring Warriors gets B (ME/MotN: RVD d. Lethal, B+)

Same night Boko Gauntlet gets B
-ME/MotN: Swagger d. Kane for the Boko title, B
-Lethal/D'Lo (The Machine Guns) d. Lashley/Kofi for the vacant Boko Tag titles

eddv Showcase gets B+ (ME: Piper/Hogan double countout, B; MotN: Lesnar d. Savage, A)

Lineas de Batalla gets B (ME/MotN: Demon d. Wagner Jr., B)

eddv to turn Hansen face

SlamZone gets B (ME/MotN: Goldberg d. Malenko, B)

Maniac Wrestling gets C+ (ME/MotN: Joe d. Mountie, B-)

Modern Day Warriors gets B- (ME/MotN: Morton d. Morrison, B)

Boko to turn Orton and RVD face

Flame Grilled TV gets A* (ME/MotN: Blazer/Jericho no contest v. Arn/Flair, A)

Rage gets B- (ME/MotN: Strong/Eaton/Steiner d. Rikishi/Ishimori/Bam Bam, B)

Tim allows Saturn's contract to expire

High Velocity gets C+ (ME: Dibiase d. Gibson, C+; MotN: Abyss/Funaki d. Matthews/D. Funk, B)

Football gets Mike Sparks

Carnage gets B+ (ME: Liger d. Marufuji to retain, B; MotN: Kobashi d. Nagata, A)

Guerra Extrema gets B
-ME: Aguayo d. Mascaras, B
-MotN: Konnan d. Andre, B+
-Sydal d. Mistico for the Nacional title

Fight Club gets B- (ME/MotN: Booker d. Simmons, Layfield, Vega to retain Kool Aid, B)

Lock Up TV gets C+ (ME/MotN: Aries d. BxB, Dragon Kid to retain, B-)

Tim fails to get Martel

Ken succeeds

It is now February 2012

Ken Ring Wars gets B+ (ME/MotN: Tazz d. Joe to retain, A)

CPU Porquoi, Bonjour Dames gets B- (ME/MotN: Doane d. Truth, Evans to retain, B)

Demolition gets B (ME/MotN: Saturn d. Eaton, B)

Dante Weekly gets C
-ME: Haystacks d. Awesome, C
-MotN: Goldust/Windham (The Exiles) d. Batista/Buff for the vacant Tayble Choir titles, C+

CPU teams Conway and Makabe as Cataclysm

Decimation gets B+ (ME/MotN: New Blood d. Decimation, B+)

Calhoun leaves Dante via contract expiry. Unfortunately, it's Jerry, not Haystacks.

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HE WAS A MOUNTAIN OF A MAN

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Sweet! Matt Sydal managed to get a title in my fed!

hell yeah Goldust

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My booker self hasn't trolled you for a while, Tom.

You should be afraid.

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but IMPACT is the best trollin' around

'cuz it's like bad an' stuff

Pre-show: Slaughter chews out Cor Von over all his women (C-); Taylor d. Swick (E-); Team ECW are gonna dominate the midcard dammit (D+)

-Guerrero thinks that Styles and Edwards' win last week was a fluke, and challenges Styles to repeat that win with a partner more...on Barr's level! Styles agrees, because he's gonna beat him like he beat him last week and like he's gonna beat him at the Rumble.
Rating: C+

-Match: Edwards and Strike Force v. Slater and Samoans
Slater picks up the win after a timely Finlay assist.
Rating: C

-The Rumble is Slater's birthright, and he will claim it along with the championship. With Finlay by his side, he cannot fail!
Rating: C+

-Match: Golden Dragons (all three of 'em) v. Sabu/Awesome/Noir
Noir and the ECWers do NOT get along at all throughout the match, fueled by their mutual desire for the US Title. Noir eventually destroys both his partners and walks out, giving Tajiri an easy pin.
Rating: C

-Cruiserweight Tournament: Kazarian v. Omega
Omega steals one!
Rating: D

-Priceless ramble about how they're gonna win the Rumble for a couple minutes until RnR come out and throw 'em over the top.
Rating: C+

-Match: Abyss and Cabana v. MNM
Apparently a result of the confrontation last week. The Lethal Lottery champs put MNM away in a close one.
Rating: B-

-Truth comes out and is not impressed. They got lucky tonight, they got lucky at the tournament...but at the Rumble, neither is gonna be lucky.
Rating: C+

-Match: Styles and Kidman v. Los Gringos Nuevos
Despite Kidman being a downgrade from Edwards, the faces still pick up a big win.
Rating: B

-Guerrero is getting frustrated, screaming that he knows he can beat Styles one on one. In fact, not only will their match be for the belt...but if he loses, he'll quit the company!
Rating: B-

Post-show: AMW/Harts/Simmons d. FoF/Speed Muscle/Riggs (D)

Overall: C+ SUCCESS lol angles Doi, Kidd overused
Rating: 2.99

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Showcase gets B+ (ME/MotN: Hogan d. Piper, B+)

Same night, eddv Reckless Life gets A
-ME/MotN: Austin d. Hogan for 2097 World, A

Lineas de Batalla gets B+ (ME/MotN: Mascaras d. Perro, B+)

Boko Ring Warriors gets B- (ME/MotN: Otunga d. Swagger, B)

Awesome leaves Dante via contract expiry

Mamaluke changes from Cruiserweight to Junior

SlamZone gets B+ (ME/MotN: Noble d. Destroyer, A)

Maniac Wrestling gets B- (ME/MotN: Cabana/Rave/Hayes d. Joe/Animal/Funaki, B)

Coffee to turn Eaton heel

Modern Day Warriors gets C+ (ME: Gunn d. James to retain, C; MotN: Jarrett d. Morton, B+)

Ken gets Finlay

High Velocity gets B
-ME/MotN: Dibiase d. Funk for the vacant Mid-South Title, B

Flame Grilled TV gets A (ME/MotN: Rock d. Storm, Jericho to retain, A*)

Rage gets B+ (ME/MotN: Eaton d. Steiner, Strong to retain, A)

Cox picks up eddv on PPV

OneWorld picks up ken

Football gets Jannetty

Dante fails to snipe Eddie

Carnage gets B+ (ME: Rikidozan/Misawa d. Hashimoto/Akiyama, B+; MotN: Nagata d. Taue, Tsuruta, A)

Fight Club gets B- (ME/MotN: Book d. Otunga, B)

Guerra Extrema gets B (ME/MotN: Wagner Jr./Mistico d. Mascaras/Konnan, B)

Lock Up TV gets C (ME: Truth d. Aja, C; MotN: Dragon Kid/Edwards/Super Dragon d. Conway/Moore/Quackenbush, B-)

Ken Ring Wars gets B (ME/MotN: Joe d. Finlay, B+)

Maniac Frenzy gets B- (ME/MotN: Cabana d. Mountie to retain, B)

Demolition gets B (ME/MotN: Matt d. Aries, Hawk to retain, B)

Lopen No Love Lost gets B- (ME: Gunn d. Se7en to retain, B-; MotN: Dibiase d. Bockwinkel, B)

Dante Weekly gets C+
-ME/MotN: Sheamus d. Ox, Bobo, Calhoun for his rightful title just in time to not appear in the Rumble, B-

Lopen teams MVP and Dinero as The Silent Rage because neither of those guys talk much

Decimation gets B+ (ME/MotN: Austin d. Hogan, B+)

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I would love a Homestuck fed. That would be so amazing.

And man, if we combine 9000 with WotL I will never be able to decide on who I want. I'm not even sure I will be able to with just the 9000 mod.

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From: Tom Bombadil | #326
Lopen teams MVP and Dinero as The Silent Rage because neither of those guys talk much

Haha amazing

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Pre-show: Tajiri hypes up his proteges for the Cruiserweight Semis (C); Matthews d. Kidman (D); Barr is kinda annoyed with being Guerrero's hapless sidekick (C)

-Nixon is out to the ring. He decided to give us a break from the ME tag matches tonight, so instead, both Styles and Guerrero will be competing in handicap matches!
Rating: C+

-Match: Styles v. Speed Muscle
Despite a runin from Barr, Styles is able to keep up with his opponents and get the win.
Rating: B-

-Cruiserweight Tourney Semis: KENTA v. Sabu
Kobayashi seemingly has this locked up, but a timely assist from Mike Awesome gives Sabu the win.
Rating: C-

-Tajiri comes out to check on his friend, but Schultz and Noir remind hiim he has bigger problems.
Rating: D+

-Cruiserweight Tourney Semis: Michinoku v. Omega
Omega does decently with the time given him, but Michinoku gets the win.
Rating: C

-The celebration is cut short by Estrrrrrada and Bubba Ray, who beat down Taka before fleeing the other Dragons.
Rating: D+

-Match: Strike Force v. Guerrero
The tag champs have the better of the wily Guerrero, but when a ducked lariat takes out Tim White, the Samoans immediately runin and destroy Martel and Santana! Guerrero cleans up the wreckage for the win.
Rating: B

-Guerrero puts himself over, but Styles comes out to remind him that he put his career on the line this Sunday, so he'd better win!
Rating: B-

-Mini-Rumble: Abyss, Cody, Cabana, Slater, Morrison, Morton, Gibson, Dibiase Jr., Truth
Truth manages the win here, partially because Finlay accidentally gave him the shillelagh.
Rating: B-

-Truth cuts a promo about the Rumble, but is cut off by Colt, who's cut off by Cor Von, who's cut off by Slaughter, and the whole thing degenerates into a tombooking classix brawl.
Rating: C

Post-show: Shango hexes the faces of fear for picking on Swick (D); Freebirds d. AMW, Faces of Fear (D)

Overall: C+ SUCCESS lol angles
Rating: 2.96

hot predix
CW Title: Michinoku v. Sabu
US Title: Tajiri (c) v. Noir
Tag Titles: Strike Force (c) v. Samoans
World Title: Guerrero (c) v. Styles
Royal Rumble

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Michinoku
Tajiri
Strike Force
Styles
OUR MAGNIFICENT AND GLORIOUS LORD OF THE MULTIVERSE, HEATHULHU!

Heathulu

everyone else is irrelevant

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Michinoku
Tajiri
Strike Force
Guerrero
HEATHULU

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darned rune factory

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marry heathulu

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I am pretty excited about some of these Rumble trades

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although I think I screwed up some of them

NEVER YE MIND

Showcase gets A (ME/MotN: Austin d. Steamboat to retain, A)

Ring Warriors gets B- (ME: Dibiase d. Lethal, B-; MotN: Swagger d. D'Lo, B)

Wahoo McDaniel semi-retires

Lineas de Batalla gets B (ME/MotN: Konnan/Andre d. Mascaras/Canek, B)

Bidoof signs Heenan

Maniac to turn Joe heel

SlamZone gets B (ME/MotN: Cactus d. Noble, B+)

Maniac Wrestling gets B- (ME/MotN: Joe/Colt d. Jarrett/Animal, B-)

Maniac teams Angelina Love and Terri Powers as Hostile Intent

Snow to turn Noble heel

Modern Day Warriors gets C+ (ME/MotN: Bockwinkel/Dibiase d. New Age Outlaws, B-)

Pope leaves Lopen via contract expiry

Dante signs Umaga. Like, SIGNS signs. I know it's technically possible but I can't offhand recall seeing a cult fed ever actually manage it.

Flame Grilled TV gets B (ME/MotN: Rock d. Flair, Cena, Edge to retain, A)

Same night, Zhang In Canuck We Trust gets A
-ME/MotN: Sting/Disco/Edge d. Jericho/Blazer/Storm, A)
-Regal d. Eugene, DDP, Bulldog for Canada's Pride

High Velocity gets B- (ME/MotN: Dibiase/Abyss/Funaki d. Funk/Gibson/Ole, B)

Rage gets B- (ME: Santana/Jannetty double DQ, B-; MotN: Eaton d. Ishimori, B)

Carnage gets B+ (ME/MotN: Rikidozan d. Misawa, B+)

Dante Hard Times gets B (ME/MotN: Sheamus d. Buff to retain, B)

Lock Up TV gets B- (ME/MotN: Dragon Kid/E. Edwards d. Aries/Doane, B)

Guerra Extrema gets B (ME/MotN: Mascaras d. Perro, Konnan to retain, B)

We wish Kidman all the best in his future endeavors.

Fight Club gets C+ (ME/MotN: Savio d. Otunga, B-)

Tim gets X-Pac

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the ROYAL RUMBLE prooooobably won't get finished right away but I have the pre-planning done at least

Pre-show: Freebirds d. Faces of Fear, Speed Muscle, Hart Dynasty to become #1 Contenders (C)

-NLW Cruiserweight Title: Michinoku v. Sabu
Michinoku puts in a strong performance, but Sabu sneaks in a dirty rollup to start the title history off with a bang.
Rating: B-

-Strike Force cut a fairly generic promo before their match, but get jumped by the Samoans coming out of the crowd!
Rating: C-

-Tag Titles: Strike Force (c) v. Wild Samoans
In a surprisingly solid match, the champs are unsuccessful at several attempts to come back from the pre-match attack. The Samoans capture the tag belts!
Rating: B

-US Title: Tajiri (c) v. Noir
Tajiri's the first midcarder to really give the renewed Noir a run for his money....but as this is the show of contractually obligated title runs (well, Sabu got his legit), Noir wins after Schultz bumps the ref and Team ECW run in!
Rating: C

-Awesome...Dudley...Sabu...AAE...they all continue a vicious assault on Tajiri, with Noir and Schultz helping out a bit. Michinoku comes running and clears the ring (KENTA doesn't speak enough English to do a runin save) but the damage has been done!
Rating: D

-World Title: Guerrero (c) v. Styles
The outcome of this match (and the Rumble) is entirely contingent on Guerrero's contract status....and it looks like he's staying, because he gets a close, but clean, win.
Rating: B

I am not gonna have time for the Rumble proper right now. :\

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-Guerrero tells us that the only people who can take this title off him are gone from this company, and so it doesn't matter who wins the Rumble...he'll beat them all!
Rating: C+

-A video play, showing some of the top contenders giving their thoughts on the Rumble, interspersed with clips of last year's Rumble and some of the dark horse entrants.
Rating: B-

-Royal Rumble
Writeup to follow.
Rating: B

-The winner celebrates
Rating: C+

Overall: B- lol angles, Doi and Kidd overused

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From: Tom Bombadil | #338
Fight Club gets C+ (ME/MotN: Savio d. Otunga, B-)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO OTUNGA

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ROYAL RUMBLE

Match starts with John Morrison, and the #2 guy is.....Eddie Edwards. We get some decent high-flying action, but both have too much stock in this company to be eliminated before #3...Joey Matthews. Matthews' entry cheers up a despondent Morrison somewhat, but despite their teamwork Edwards is somehow able to stall until the next entry. #4 is Ricky Morton, and he immediately makes the save by going after Morrison. We get an impromptu tornado tag that doesn't make much progress towards an elimination, and here comes #5.

HOLY CRAP IT IS A BEAR

Everybody bails to the outside, except Matthews, who seems to remember BEAR from King of Trios. (man remember when Matthews could win tournaments) This gives Matthews the confidence to pick a fight with a freakin' grizzly bear, and he pays dearly for it. (Elimination #1) BEAR keeps everybody at bay until entry #6, Daivari, who suffers much the same fate. (#2) At this point, the remaining three humans decide to team up, and the triple-team manages to subdue Bear. Edwards takes him out with a dropkick (#3) as the clock counts down for #7.

Finlay is next up, and seizes the momentum with his shillelagh. He clears the ring, but doesn't manage to get an elimination, and he gets jumped by Morton as we count down to #8.....James Storm. Morrison intercepts him on the outside, beats him down a bit, and rolls him into the ring, but he scuttles away before getting eliminated. Edwards goes back on Morrison as Finlay and Morton brawl and Storm regains his bearings in time for #9, Kenny Omega. We get a bunch of filler for this segment, as Storm and Omega brawl back and forth and the other four continue to generate near-elimination spots. Clock counts down to #10.......The lights dim to near black, save for a single spotlight on the ramp.

F*** Y'ALL N****S GONNA DO

Masahiro Freakin' Chono strides majestically to the ring amidst the chaos. He immediately disposes of Storm and Omega. (#4, #5) Morton eats a Shining Wizard, Morrison and Finlay team up on Edwards, and the clock counts down to #11.....Ron Simmons, who tries to brawl with Chono. Morton breaks up the doubleteam on Edwards with a chop block on Morrison, and Edwards reverses a shillelagh swing to eliminate Finlay. (#6) Nothing else much happens until Riggs enters at #12. He goes to work on Edwards as Morton and Morrison recover in corners and Chono gets the upper hand on Simmons. Jay Swick comes in at #13, goes after Chono, and gets beaten down quickly. Riggs and Chono doubleteam Edwards, but Chono turns on Riggs, eliminating him. (#7)

Clock counts down to #14.....THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE. Truth comes in and goes nuts. Chono and Edwards are tied up in the corner, but Truth cleans house on everybody else, eliminating Swick (#8) and Morton. (#9) He knocks Morrison out of the ring and goes to work on Simmons, but entry #15 is THE MONSTER ABYSS. Truth goes right after Abyss, but gets countered into a Black Hole Slam! Abyss throws him right out! (#10) Truth is livid, and screams at Abyss from the outside....allowing Morrison a chance to dropkick him over the top! (#11) Abyss and Truth brawl their way back up the ramp, Simmons breaks up Chono's offense, and Morrison chokes out Edwards in the corner.

Jesse Barr comes out at #16, and goes after Morrison. Even a tired Morrison can handle Barr, though, and a Pele Kick leaves both men down as well as Edwards. Chono is about the only guy looking to be in good shape as he hits a Shining Wizard on Simmons. #17....OHHHHHH RADIOOOOOOOOO TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOW. Zack Ryder makes his grand return to NLW, and comes out and promos on the entry ramp. He claims that he never got a shot, and he's going to prove himself now! He spends the ENTIRE segment talking over the action and going nowhere near the ring. Meanwhile, Chono disposes of Simmons. (#12)

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Zack Ryder makes his grand return to NLW, and comes out and promos on the entry ramp. He claims that he never got a shot, and he's going to prove himself now! He spends the ENTIRE segment talking over the action and going nowhere near the ring. Meanwhile, Chono disposes of Simmons. (#12)



I likethe implication here that a Ryder promo is far more important than Ron Simmons.

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Uh. When did I get Disco and why the f*** is he in my main event?

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For those playing the home game, we have #1 Morrison (Down), #2 Edwards (Down), #10 Chono (Okay), #16 Barr (Down), and #17 Ryder (yet to enter ring) going into entry #18. Next up is....SAMOA JOE. He runs over Ryder on the entry ramp, and drags him down to the ring and throws him in. He continues to manhandle Ryder for a moment, but in doing so he has attracted the attention of Chono, and thus it is time for awesome brawling. Joe and Chono simply stand in the middle of the ring and pummel each other amidst the HUMAN WRECKAGE.

#19 is Sgt. Slaughter. Upon entering the ring, he pauses to admire the Joe/Chono slobberknocker, and this gives Barr an opening for a cheap shot. Ryder joins in, making an effective doubleteam. Edwards and Morrison are at it again...and Edwards bundles Morrison over the top! Morrison skins the cat, but eats a dropkick for the elimination, lacking the face powers to hax his way out of the predicament. (#13) Edwards wanders over to Barr and breaks up the doubleteam on Slaughter as Dibiase Jr. enters at #20. Ted seems particularly confident and proud of himself, making the money sign as he stalls on the ramp. It's not particularly clear why until Cody enters at #21 after some filler spots.

Priceless charge the ring together, but that is where the plan sours, as they decide to go after Joe AND Chono. The fresh youngsters get a quick upper hand, but learn quickly not to mess with badasses on loan, as Joe and Chono team up briefly to eliminate them. (#14, #15) This DOES, however, give Chono an opening, which becomes an upper hand, which lets him bundle Joe over the top. (#16) #22 is Colt Cabana, and he goes after Chono. It goes a bit better for him than for the previous people who have attempted this, as Chono is finally losing a bit of steam after five eliminations and eighteen minutes of badassery. Edwards, in the meantime, ejects Barr. (#17) Ryder hits the Rough Ryder on Slaughter and manages to eliminate him as well. (#18)

#23 is Robert Gibson, who goes after Ryder with only moderate success. Edwards attempts to help Colt out with Chono, but all three are getting tired. #24 Chuck Taylor screams at some kids on the way to the ring and tries to prey on Cabana, but finds himself quickly eliminated. (#19) It's getting to that point in the Rumble where everybody has taken enough punishment that people spend more time rolling around on the floor than fighting, so not much happens before #25, Marcus Cor Von. Cor Von decides to stop Gibson from eliminating Ryder, and lays him out with a suplex. The Colt/Edwards alliance has the upper hand on Chono, but can't quite manage to get him over the top.

#26 is Papa Shango. Cor Von jumps him, and the two brawl. Gibson manages to knock Ryder over the top. (#20) HEATHULU THE MIGHTY comes in at #27! He's a house on fire, laying out Edwards and going after Gibson. Slater tosses out Gibson! (#21) Chono turns the tables on Colt and punishes him. Shango reverses a Cor Von attack into a powerslam, and then stares defiantly at Slater! Slater bails and baits Shango to the side of the ring, where he's bundled over by Cor Von. (#22)

Edwards and Cor Von go at it as Slater and Chono beat on Cabana. Colt's taken a ton of punishment already, but absolutely refuses to let himself be eliminated. #28 Chris Harris attempts a rescue, but Slater is able to hold him off. Edwards and Cor Von are both down as Colt takes his second Shining Wizard of the evening. Slater doesn't manage an elimination before #29 Frankie Kazarian, who helps out Harris.

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To recap, we have #2 Edwards (down), #10 Chono (beating on Cabana), #22 Cabana (down), #25 Cor Von (down), #27 Slater (fighting Harris and Kaz), #28 Harris, and #29 Kaz.

Slater is having some significant difficulties fighting two fresh not-quite-jobbers at once, and it looks like he might have some t-LAYAYALYEALYEALEYALEAYLAEYAAAAAAAAAAAA

Bah gawd Hassan is back in NLW! The action screeches to a halt as he enters and does his pose, then gets jumped by the whole Rumble at once and eliminated, technically by Cabana. (#23) Harris and Kazarian are a bit too excited by this, and eliminated by Chono and Slater (#24, #25) Cor Von attempts the same on Edwards, but Edwards ducks and flips him over the top! (#26)

We have our traditional final four spot as Edwards, Chono, Cabana, and Slater each retreat to a corner. Slater and Edwards are the first to charge into the middle, with the much fresher Slater coming out on top. Colt and Chono take a more methodical approach, with Cabana staying away from Chono's strikes. Slater finally tosses out the iron man Edwards! (#27) He backs off of Chono/Cabana to pick his spot. Chono gets the upper hand and goes for another Shining Wizard, but Colt shoves him off! Colt struggles to his feet using the ropes....but ducks a Chono shoulderblock to send him over the top! (#28)

Slater predictably rushes Colt right away, but Colt hangs on to the ropes to avoid the instant elimination. Slater puts the boots to Colt, who simply hunkers down and clings for dear life to the second rope. Slater gets more and more furious with victory in his grasp, unleashing a vicious assault on the downed Cabana. Referee Tim White breaks up a choke hold, and that gives Colt a precious second to recover. Colt finds his feet as Slater argues with the ref, and breaks into a hulk up! The bloodied Cabana finds his second wind, and starts raining bionic elbows down on Slater! He hits a Colt 45, but is unable to keep his footing. Finlay runs in with the shillelagh again! He gets a few shots in as Slater holds Colt down, but eventually Colt ducks one, causing Slater to be hit! Colt 45 takes Finlay out of the equation, but both men are down. They trade punches as they try to use the ropes to stand....eventually a big right hook sprawls Slater out across the ropes. Cabana gestures to the far side of the ring, grabs Slater by the head, and runs! He.......manages to toss Slater out! (#29) Colt Cabana has won the Royal Rumble!

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~Tommeri Uranius Bombaldi the Fourth, esq.
(aka not Krakenprophet)

BOOM BOOM

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Uh. When did I get Disco and why the f*** is he in my main event?

You appear to have gotten him way back in July and have been slowly pushing him with a string of tag and six-man wins.

I likethe implication here that a Ryder promo is far more important than Ron Simmons.

well yeah maybe if Simmons was still at debut levels

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~Tommeri Uranius Bombaldi the Fourth, esq.
(aka not Krakenprophet)

If Guerrero didn't resign, Slater was gonna beat Styles after winning the Rumble. :\

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~Tommeri Uranius Bombaldi the Fourth, esq.
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colt cabana better

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