Poll of the Day > We can send ONE to assassinate Putin. Who do we send?

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Ferarri619
03/11/22 2:09:57 PM
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Who would be the best person for the job?





This is a tough one :/

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Lokarin
03/11/22 2:10:30 PM
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Golgo 13

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Ferarri619
03/11/22 2:11:23 PM
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Lokarin posted...
Golgo 13

Nah, I was gonna put characters like Duke Nukem and Doomguy in but that would be unfair.

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Ogurisama
03/11/22 2:12:02 PM
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Vegeta

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Lokarin
03/11/22 2:12:07 PM
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To be fair, Agent 47 Vs. Agent Dark would be a very balanced matchup

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wpot
03/11/22 2:19:45 PM
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Bourne, if it weren't for the whole refusing to assassinate people thing.

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rjsilverthorn
03/11/22 2:28:38 PM
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Agent 47. There are tons of chandeliers in the Kremlin, Putin wouldn't stand a chance.

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JixHedgehog
03/11/22 3:08:25 PM
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John Clark (THE Rainbow Six) or Captain Price (CoD:MW)

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Dikitain
03/11/22 3:24:03 PM
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Ferarri619 posted...
Nah, I was gonna put characters like Duke Nukem and Doomguy in but that would be unfair.

I would only send them if I were looking to eradicate the entire country.

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Cruddy_horse
03/11/22 3:26:57 PM
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Joanna isn't even an Assassin, she's just a spy, who somehow manages to gun down nearly every single person in the bases she's sent to and somehow a race of Aliens, so maybe she is one.

Bond would probably sleep with every woman in the Kremlin and then barely manage to kill Putin.

Dunno about Wick but 47 is the only Assassin who's extremly reliable without violently and loudly killing a host of badguys before the target, although I guess that depends.
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FrozenBananas
03/11/22 3:49:06 PM
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easily Jason fucking Bourne.

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SuperVegitoFAN
03/11/22 3:50:55 PM
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47 gets my vote.

That way noone knows who did it.. hell it wouldnt even be known as murder.

Probably the best case scenario in this hypothetical.

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Fierce_Deity_08
03/11/22 4:03:41 PM
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Definitely Agent 47. Maybe team him up with Deadpool just for fun.

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Sahuagin
03/11/22 7:57:35 PM
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James Bond probably has the most plot armor of those choices

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The_Viscount
03/11/22 8:01:42 PM
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Overlooking you're suggesting murdering a world leader...

Ferarri619 posted...
This is a tough one :/

Is it, though?

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Lokarin
03/11/22 8:05:38 PM
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The_Viscount posted...
Overlooking you're suggesting murdering a world leader...

Is it, though?

Saddam was a world leader...

And the US even launched assassination missions in WW2... the most famous one probably being Admiral Yamamoto

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Judgmenl
03/11/22 8:29:03 PM
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Old Snake comes out of retirement.

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EvilMegas
03/11/22 8:42:08 PM
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How is this topic about killing someone allowed, but you can't tell someone they're dumb?

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Accrovideogames
03/11/22 8:45:43 PM
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SuperVegitoFAN posted...
47 gets my vote. That way noone knows who did it.. hell it wouldnt even be known as murder. Probably the best case scenario in this hypothetical.
I was thinking about voting for Wick, but you're right that going full ballista on him and his cronies would look bad in the media. We wouldn't want his crazy allies take advantage of his assassination. If I could suggest a method for 47, I'd ask him to make his death look like a very humiliating accident. Perhaps he had a heart attack while performing autoerotic asphyxiation in front of gay porn.

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rjsilverthorn
03/11/22 8:46:55 PM
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EvilMegas posted...
How is this topic about killing someone allowed, but you can't tell someone they're dumb?
I imagine because it is a topic about which fictional character you would send to kill someone, rather than seriously suggesting killing Putin.
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JOExHIGASHI
03/11/22 9:16:08 PM
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Superman

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agesboy
03/11/22 9:19:16 PM
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austin powers

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Metalsonic66
03/11/22 9:30:14 PM
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Chuck Norris

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Accrovideogames
03/11/22 10:16:59 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
Chuck Norris
He sucks and doesn't have any of the skills necessary. He's also not a fictitious character.

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Metalsonic66
03/11/22 10:22:46 PM
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Accrovideogames posted...
He sucks and doesn't have any of the skills necessary. He's also not a fictitious character.
Nah, I heard he once ate his entire birthday cake before his friends had a chance to tell him there was a stripper in it

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Accrovideogames
03/11/22 10:25:28 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
Nah, I heard he once ate his entire birthday cake before his friends had a chance to tell him there was a stripper in it
The Chuck Norris jokes are old and bad. It's a terrible meme. Grow up.

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BEERandWEED
03/11/22 10:26:14 PM
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Jesus

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Accrovideogames
03/11/22 10:30:54 PM
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BEERandWEED posted...
Jesus
I didn't know he was written as someone who would assassinate another. The story books I read about him don't depict him like that at all. The only exception would be his South Park incarnation. Is this the one you were thinking about?

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Godshammer666
03/11/22 10:32:34 PM
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Agent 47 or Sam Fisher
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Metalsonic66
03/11/22 10:33:01 PM
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Accrovideogames posted...
The Chuck Norris jokes are old and bad. It's a terrible meme. Grow up.
Seems like you haven't heard. Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed twenty people. Then it exploded

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agesboy
03/11/22 10:34:57 PM
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chuck norris jokes were funny before i found out who he gave political donations to

i'm still not gonna blow up on people for it like accro did but man those jokes went on the shelf like my childhood appreciation of ray stevens

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SunWuKung420
03/11/22 10:37:14 PM
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I'll go.

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Metalsonic66
03/11/22 10:41:04 PM
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting because the word "hunt" implies the possibility of failure.

Chuck Norris goes killing

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agesboy
03/11/22 11:38:51 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting
because hes too busy kowtowing before his lords and saviors donald trump and mitt romney

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Zareth
03/11/22 11:39:12 PM
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47
Putin found mysteriously drowned in his own toilet, authorities have ruled it an accident

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Metalsonic66
03/11/22 11:41:23 PM
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agesboy posted...
because hes too busy kowtowing before his lords and saviors donald trump and mitt romney
They say he lost his virginity before his dad did

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Occupy_This
03/12/22 12:06:44 AM
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Deadpool would get it done.

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SuperVegitoFAN
03/12/22 1:16:56 AM
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Accrovideogames posted...
I was thinking about voting for Wick, but you're right that going full ballista on him and his cronies would look bad in the media. We wouldn't want his crazy allies take advantage of his assassination. If I could suggest a method for 47, I'd ask him to make his death look like a very humiliating accident. Perhaps he had a heart attack while performing autoerotic asphyxiation in front of gay porn.

I mean it would have to be believeable... but who knows what 47 would find on investigation.

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FatalAccident
03/12/22 1:21:11 AM
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47

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ArvTheGreat
03/12/22 1:42:46 AM
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John Wilkes boothe

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Krazy_Kirby
03/12/22 2:30:57 AM
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Dikitain posted...


I would only send them if I were looking to eradicate the entire country.


captain planet can easily stop duke nukem

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dioxxys
03/12/22 2:47:25 AM
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This alien lol:
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GGuirao13
03/12/22 3:18:03 AM
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Agent 47.

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LaggnFragnLarry
03/12/22 7:41:38 AM
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sterling archer
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BEERandWEED
03/12/22 8:04:16 AM
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Accrovideogames posted...
I didn't know he was written as someone who would assassinate another. The story books I read about him don't depict him like that at all. The only exception would be his South Park incarnation. Is this the one you were thinking about?
He would assassinate putins reasons for starting war

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mooreandrew58
03/12/22 8:16:57 AM
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47. Less death overall. Would look like an accident most likely so less threat of retaliation from what supporters he has left

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SKARDAVNELNATE
03/12/22 8:38:43 AM
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You know for half the options the assassin will uncover a conspiracy and wind up protecting Putin instead. In the case of Agent 47 he'll go through with it anyway but then kill the person who ordered it.

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Action53
03/12/22 8:49:40 AM
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Robocop

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Accrovideogames
03/12/22 9:58:03 AM
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SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
You know for half the options the assassin will uncover a conspiracy and wind up protecting Putin instead. In the case of Agent 47 he'll go through with it anyway but then kill the person who ordered it.
I really doubt this would be the case with Putin. He's an evil tyrant.

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Florin_TK4107
03/12/22 5:29:35 PM
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Bond is out, as we all know he will royally mess up his attempt. Picked 47, cause he will think outside of the box to do his job without being noticed.

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Zareth posted...
47
Putin found mysteriously drowned in his own toilet, authorities have ruled it an accident

James Bond wouldn't do that. Go 47.

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