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Ferarri619 03/11/22 2:09:57 PM #1: |
Who would be the best person for the job?
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This is a tough one :/ --- ~Nintendo 64. Get N or Get out. Coming Fall 1996~ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lokarin 03/11/22 2:10:30 PM #2: |
Golgo 13 --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ferarri619 03/11/22 2:11:23 PM #3: |
Lokarin posted... Golgo 13 Nah, I was gonna put characters like Duke Nukem and Doomguy in but that would be unfair. --- ~Nintendo 64. Get N or Get out. Coming Fall 1996~ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ogurisama 03/11/22 2:12:02 PM #4: |
Vegeta --- http://cdn-android.apptap.com/img/870/mobi.colortrilogy.bitlink/267135850.png https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/5/uv4r7nGyrE6ylt2lHGWpiQ2.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lokarin 03/11/22 2:12:07 PM #5: |
To be fair, Agent 47 Vs. Agent Dark would be a very balanced matchup --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wpot 03/11/22 2:19:45 PM #6: |
Bourne, if it weren't for the whole refusing to assassinate people thing. --- Pronounced "Whup-pot". Say it. Use it. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rjsilverthorn 03/11/22 2:28:38 PM #7: |
Agent 47. There are tons of chandeliers in the Kremlin, Putin wouldn't stand a chance. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JixHedgehog 03/11/22 3:08:25 PM #8: |
John Clark (THE Rainbow Six) or Captain Price (CoD:MW) --- Let's Go Brandon! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dikitain 03/11/22 3:24:03 PM #9: |
Ferarri619 posted... Nah, I was gonna put characters like Duke Nukem and Doomguy in but that would be unfair. I would only send them if I were looking to eradicate the entire country. --- After 16 years, I have decided my signature will NOT be about my job! But I still don't know what to put here so...yea... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cruddy_horse 03/11/22 3:26:57 PM #10: |
Joanna isn't even an Assassin, she's just a spy, who somehow manages to gun down nearly every single person in the bases she's sent to and somehow a race of Aliens, so maybe she is one. Bond would probably sleep with every woman in the Kremlin and then barely manage to kill Putin. Dunno about Wick but 47 is the only Assassin who's extremly reliable without violently and loudly killing a host of badguys before the target, although I guess that depends. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FrozenBananas 03/11/22 3:49:06 PM #11: |
easily Jason fucking Bourne. --- Big yellow joint big yellow joint I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SuperVegitoFAN 03/11/22 3:50:55 PM #12: |
47 gets my vote. That way noone knows who did it.. hell it wouldnt even be known as murder. Probably the best case scenario in this hypothetical. --- "Im not saying thats how it should be" "Im Saying thats how it is" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Fierce_Deity_08 03/11/22 4:03:41 PM #13: |
Definitely Agent 47. Maybe team him up with Deadpool just for fun. --- Official Fierce Deity in my own mind. GT: OnikaraStar, PSN: Onikara, NNID: OnikaraStar ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sahuagin 03/11/22 7:57:35 PM #14: |
James Bond probably has the most plot armor of those choices --- The truth basks in scrutiny. http://i.imgur.com/GMouTGs.jpg http://projecteuler.net/profile/Sahuagin.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The_Viscount 03/11/22 8:01:42 PM #15: |
Overlooking you're suggesting murdering a world leader... Ferarri619 posted... This is a tough one :/ Is it, though? --- Woken LLC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lokarin 03/11/22 8:05:38 PM #16: |
The_Viscount posted... Overlooking you're suggesting murdering a world leader... Saddam was a world leader... And the US even launched assassination missions in WW2... the most famous one probably being Admiral Yamamoto --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Judgmenl 03/11/22 8:29:03 PM #17: |
Old Snake comes out of retirement. --- You're a regular Jack Kerouac Not removing this until I've left March 2020. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EvilMegas 03/11/22 8:42:08 PM #18: |
How is this topic about killing someone allowed, but you can't tell someone they're dumb? --- The first person to be fully vaccinated on GameFaQs. Boobs are life, ass is hometown Kenichiro Takaki. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Accrovideogames 03/11/22 8:45:43 PM #19: |
SuperVegitoFAN posted... 47 gets my vote. That way noone knows who did it.. hell it wouldnt even be known as murder. Probably the best case scenario in this hypothetical.I was thinking about voting for Wick, but you're right that going full ballista on him and his cronies would look bad in the media. We wouldn't want his crazy allies take advantage of his assassination. If I could suggest a method for 47, I'd ask him to make his death look like a very humiliating accident. Perhaps he had a heart attack while performing autoerotic asphyxiation in front of gay porn. --- I'm French speaking. 31/Male/Quebec ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rjsilverthorn 03/11/22 8:46:55 PM #20: |
EvilMegas posted... How is this topic about killing someone allowed, but you can't tell someone they're dumb?I imagine because it is a topic about which fictional character you would send to kill someone, rather than seriously suggesting killing Putin. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JOExHIGASHI 03/11/22 9:16:08 PM #21: |
Superman --- Next Xbox will be named Xbox1 2 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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agesboy 03/11/22 9:19:16 PM #22: |
austin powers --- http://i.imgur.com/LabbRyN.jpg raytan and Kana are on opposite ends of the Awesome Spectrum. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Metalsonic66 03/11/22 9:30:14 PM #23: |
Chuck Norris --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Accrovideogames 03/11/22 10:16:59 PM #24: |
Metalsonic66 posted... Chuck NorrisHe sucks and doesn't have any of the skills necessary. He's also not a fictitious character. --- I'm French speaking. 31/Male/Quebec ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Metalsonic66 03/11/22 10:22:46 PM #25: |
Accrovideogames posted... He sucks and doesn't have any of the skills necessary. He's also not a fictitious character.Nah, I heard he once ate his entire birthday cake before his friends had a chance to tell him there was a stripper in it --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Accrovideogames 03/11/22 10:25:28 PM #26: |
Metalsonic66 posted... Nah, I heard he once ate his entire birthday cake before his friends had a chance to tell him there was a stripper in itThe Chuck Norris jokes are old and bad. It's a terrible meme. Grow up. --- I'm French speaking. 31/Male/Quebec ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BEERandWEED 03/11/22 10:26:14 PM #27: |
Jesus --- Always have a hamms in hand. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Accrovideogames 03/11/22 10:30:54 PM #28: |
BEERandWEED posted... JesusI didn't know he was written as someone who would assassinate another. The story books I read about him don't depict him like that at all. The only exception would be his South Park incarnation. Is this the one you were thinking about? --- I'm French speaking. 31/Male/Quebec ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Godshammer666 03/11/22 10:32:34 PM #29: |
Agent 47 or Sam Fisher ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Metalsonic66 03/11/22 10:33:01 PM #30: |
Accrovideogames posted... The Chuck Norris jokes are old and bad. It's a terrible meme. Grow up.Seems like you haven't heard. Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed twenty people. Then it exploded --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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agesboy 03/11/22 10:34:57 PM #31: |
chuck norris jokes were funny before i found out who he gave political donations to i'm still not gonna blow up on people for it like accro did but man those jokes went on the shelf like my childhood appreciation of ray stevens --- http://i.imgur.com/LabbRyN.jpg raytan and Kana are on opposite ends of the Awesome Spectrum. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SunWuKung420 03/11/22 10:37:14 PM #32: |
I'll go. --- "I don't question our existence, I just question our modern needs" Pearl Jam - Garden My theme song - https://youtu.be/-PXIbVNfj3s ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Metalsonic66 03/11/22 10:41:04 PM #33: |
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting because the word "hunt" implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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agesboy 03/11/22 11:38:51 PM #34: |
Metalsonic66 posted... Chuck Norris doesn't go huntingbecause hes too busy kowtowing before his lords and saviors donald trump and mitt romney --- http://i.imgur.com/LabbRyN.jpg raytan and Kana are on opposite ends of the Awesome Spectrum. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zareth 03/11/22 11:39:12 PM #35: |
47 Putin found mysteriously drowned in his own toilet, authorities have ruled it an accident --- In my opinion, all slavery is wrong, even the really fancy kind - Mead ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Metalsonic66 03/11/22 11:41:23 PM #36: |
agesboy posted... because hes too busy kowtowing before his lords and saviors donald trump and mitt romneyThey say he lost his virginity before his dad did --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Occupy_This 03/12/22 12:06:44 AM #37: |
Deadpool would get it done. --- Sigs are overrated ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SuperVegitoFAN 03/12/22 1:16:56 AM #38: |
Accrovideogames posted... I was thinking about voting for Wick, but you're right that going full ballista on him and his cronies would look bad in the media. We wouldn't want his crazy allies take advantage of his assassination. If I could suggest a method for 47, I'd ask him to make his death look like a very humiliating accident. Perhaps he had a heart attack while performing autoerotic asphyxiation in front of gay porn. I mean it would have to be believeable... but who knows what 47 would find on investigation. --- "Im not saying thats how it should be" "Im Saying thats how it is" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FatalAccident 03/12/22 1:21:11 AM #39: |
47 --- *walks away* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ArvTheGreat 03/12/22 1:42:46 AM #40: |
John Wilkes boothe --- Things are about to get arvified ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Krazy_Kirby 03/12/22 2:30:57 AM #41: |
Dikitain posted...
captain planet can easily stop duke nukem --- Kill From The Shadows. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dioxxys 03/12/22 2:47:25 AM #42: |
This alien lol: https://youtu.be/YG6DifUtPvs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GGuirao13 03/12/22 3:18:03 AM #43: |
Agent 47. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LaggnFragnLarry 03/12/22 7:41:38 AM #44: |
sterling archer ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BEERandWEED 03/12/22 8:04:16 AM #45: |
Accrovideogames posted... I didn't know he was written as someone who would assassinate another. The story books I read about him don't depict him like that at all. The only exception would be his South Park incarnation. Is this the one you were thinking about?He would assassinate putins reasons for starting war --- Always have a hamms in hand. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mooreandrew58 03/12/22 8:16:57 AM #46: |
47. Less death overall. Would look like an accident most likely so less threat of retaliation from what supporters he has left --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SKARDAVNELNATE 03/12/22 8:38:43 AM #47: |
You know for half the options the assassin will uncover a conspiracy and wind up protecting Putin instead. In the case of Agent 47 he'll go through with it anyway but then kill the person who ordered it. --- No locked doors, no windows barred. No more things to make my brain seem SKARD. Look at Mr. Technical over here >.> -BTB ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Action53 03/12/22 8:49:40 AM #48: |
Robocop --- Serve the public trust. Protect the innocent. Uphold the law. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Accrovideogames 03/12/22 9:58:03 AM #49: |
SKARDAVNELNATE posted... You know for half the options the assassin will uncover a conspiracy and wind up protecting Putin instead. In the case of Agent 47 he'll go through with it anyway but then kill the person who ordered it.I really doubt this would be the case with Putin. He's an evil tyrant. --- I'm French speaking. 31/Male/Quebec ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Florin_TK4107 03/12/22 5:29:35 PM #50: |
Bond is out, as we all know he will royally mess up his attempt. Picked 47, cause he will think outside of the box to do his job without being noticed. also: Zareth posted... 47 James Bond wouldn't do that. Go 47. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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