Poll of the Day > We can send ONE to assassinate Putin. Who do we send?

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Steven Segall.

Weird Al

Accrovideogames posted...

I really doubt this would be the case with Putin. He's an evil tyrant.

It happens every time certain agents are sent on a mission regardless of the target.

Its sad that the United States or any other country does not have some sort of super agents for situations such as the one Putin has put the world in. People or a person that can slip in somehow and put a bullet in this mad man's skull.

The Equalizer Denzel Washington.

Lokarin posted...

Saddam was a world leader...

And the US even launched assassination missions in WW2... the most famous one probably being Admiral Yamamoto

That's not assassination.

Probably Agent 47.

James Bond would make such a massive international scene out of the whole thing, and everybody would definitely know it was him, plus there would be a ton of collateral damage.

John Wick might get the job done, but he would also kill a bunch of other people on the way there, and how covert he would be is uncertain.

Jason Bourne would also create a massive amount of collateral damage, and possibly wouldn't even get the job done.

I don't know enough about Joanne Dark, so I won't comment.

I'm gonna go with the Hitman guy (Agent 47), since he could get through a variety of different high stakes and high pressure assassination type situations in a stealthy manner.

Jason Bourne, though I'm not familiar with all of the options.

I'd also love to see the Terminator. The look on Putin's face as a puddle of liquid metal slips into his room and slowly rises up, transforming into his "double".

GameReviews posted...

Probably Agent 47.

James Bond would make such a massive international scene out of the whole thing, and everybody would definitely know it was him, plus there would be a ton of collateral damage.

John Wick might get the job done, but he would also kill a bunch of other people on the way there, and how covert he would be is uncertain.

Jason Bourne would also create a massive amount of collateral damage, and possibly wouldn't even get the job done.

I don't know enough about Joanne Dark, so I won't comment.

I'm gonna go with the Hitman guy (Agent 47), since he could get through a variety of different high stakes and high pressure assassination type situations in a stealthy manner.

Anyone who doesn't want another world War would choose 47 just on the grounds he could make it look like anything but an assassination. Worst case scenario there are some guards knocked out and hidden away. But as someone who works a job that's security based. People tend to lie and cover up facts about them fucking up so unless they where discovered unconscious you have a chance they keep their mouth shut.

Charlene Baltimore.

Ideally, Vladimir Putin

Assassinations from the US government aren't as impressive or quiet as you would hope

mooreandrew58 posted...

Anyone who doesn't want another world War would choose 47 just on the grounds he could make it look like anything but an assassination. Worst case scenario there are some guards knocked out and hidden away.

best case scenario he takes Putin out on the toilet and makes a great one liner about it

Depending on the flavor of "over the top," I'd go with either Wick or 47. One for gunning down everyone in a stupidly brutal manner, or the other for accidents that maybe shouldn't work like that but yeah-let's-roll-with-it-for-the-lulz.

Here you go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SEUDXCF0ik