Poll of the Day > apparently, china went down about 21million active cell phone users

(+) Yeah! (+)

during the outbreak.

probably a much more accurate number than the BS their government is feeding everyone

seriously though, fuck the chinese government

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Wait, as in 21 million people are gone? Not using their cell phone at all anymore, or 21 million didn't use them for a time but are again?

Cause that is the difference between 21 million people being quaranteened and having the virus, and 21 million people being killed (either because of the virus killing them, or because the gov killed anyone with the virus)

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Wolfy, he doesn't know as he probably didn't read the article, if the article even exists. He's basically doing what he claims duckbear does.

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Noop_Noop posted...

seriously though, fuck the chinese government

*sigh* if you insist

If I get started next week I should be able to fuck my way through their government by 2022, I hope

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I better stock up on lube

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Far-Queue posted...

*sigh* if you insist

If I get started next week I should be able to fuck my way through their government by 2022, I hope

Why the sigh, Asian girls are hot, and you can just start with them, you'll never get through them all, so no reason to worry about the old asian men etc.

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I'm nothing if not thorough, wolfy old chap

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Because I'm home and bored, I did the math.

About 720 million Asian girls in China.

about 4% of them are between the ages of 18 and 20

That is 29 million 18-20 Asian girls.

If you are the most studliest stud in the entire universe and can have sex with a different girl every 30 minutes and you need no sleep at all, that is 2 girls per hour.

29 million divided by 2 is 14.5 million hours.

14.5 million hours divided by 24 is 604,166 days.

Which is 1,655 years.

So yeah, good luck lolz.

I mean if you could have sex with one every minute ttat would still be 55 years.

If you started at puberty say 13, and you used pills etc, to be able to keep that pace up your whole life, and never slept and ate while havinn sex, you could finish by the age of 68 or so!!

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This thread went in an unexpected direction.

You are forgetting that orgies exist

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Muscles posted...

You are forgetting that orgies exist

Orgies are why people stopped using their phones.

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SunWuKung420 posted...

Orgies are why people stopped using their phones.

I mean, that is a damn good reason to do so:)

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Muscles posted...

You are forgetting that orgies exist

Big thinker here. Providing real solutions. Thanks

Now to rent a few warehouses and pack them with naked and lubed Chinese officials

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Far-Queue posted...

Big thinker here. Providing real solutions. Thanks

Now to rent a few warehouses and pack them with naked and lubed Chinese officials

I recommend duck grease, should be easy to find in China.

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SunWuKung420 posted...

I recommend duck grease, should be easy to find in China.

Bat soup might work too

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Muscles posted...

Bat soup might work too

OMG that is probably where the virus "came" from!!!

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wolfy42 posted...

Wait, as in 21 million people are gone? Not using their cell phone at all anymore, or 21 million didn't use them for a time but are again?

Cause that is the difference between 21 million people being quaranteened and having the virus, and 21 million people being killed (either because of the virus killing them, or because the gov killed anyone with the virus)

meaning that 21 million cell phone plans were cancelled (also about 800k landlines).

im not saying thats 21 million dead people, but how many of those 21 million do you think are still breathing?

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Did China go to the same sort of mandatory Covid-19 tracking app that South Korea did,?because I can see people pulling their sim card and ditching their phones as a possibility.

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wolfy42 posted...

Because I'm home and bored, I did the math.

About 720 million Asian girls in China.

about 4% of them are between the ages of 18 and 20

That is 29 million 18-20 Asian girls.

If you are the most studliest stud in the entire universe and can have sex with a different girl every 30 minutes and you need no sleep at all, that is 2 girls per hour.

29 million divided by 2 is 14.5 million hours.

14.5 million hours divided by 24 is 604,166 days.

Which is 1,655 years.

So yeah, good luck lolz.

I mean if you could have sex with one every minute ttat would still be 55 years.

If you started at puberty say 13, and you used pills etc, to be able to keep that pace up your whole life, and never slept and ate while havinn sex, you could finish by the age of 68 or so!!

bro, fuck the chinese GOVERNMENT

not fuck every chinese girl between the ages of 18 and 20

also, you failed to consider a few things like, if its going to take several years then a bunch of those girls arent going to be in the 18-20 range anymore and there is going to be a whole new batch of girls who are.

basically what im saying is that FQ would never be able to finish

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SunWuKung420 posted...

Wolfy, he doesn't know as he probably didn't read the article, if the article even exists. He's basically doing what he claims duckbear does.

who do you guys think is fatter:

fat dracula or duckbear?

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r/theydidthemath

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Noop_Noop posted...

basically what im saying is that FQ would never be able to finish

That was my basic points as well, that he wouldn't even get through the 18-20 year old girls, but I mean if he wants to do juut thh government, he could probably pull that off, be WAY less fun though.

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He said fuck the Chinese GOVERNMENT, not all Chinese people

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WhiskeyDisk posted...

Did China go to the same sort of mandatory Covid-19 tracking app that South Korea did,?because I can see people pulling their sim card and ditching their phones as a possibility.

there are plenty of reasons why it may have happened, and im sure it probably blankets quite a bit across them, but hey, lets be absurdly conservative and say that even 1% of those cancellations were because of corona deaths.

thats 200k people. more than double the number of people that china even reported as having contracted the disease

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Jen0125 posted...

He said fuck the Chinese GOVERNMENT, not all Chinese people

i want to reempasize this point again. the chinese people are hurting, and deserve your compassion. the chinese government is pure evil and is the reason those people are hurting.

fuck the chinese government

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For real though, when will the Chinese people actually stand up for themselves?

You'd think that eventually they would get tired of dealing with their tyrannical bs

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This theory originally came from a random 4chan user. In reality there are many reasons it could happen in the midst of a pandemic in a country on full lock down.

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Not that this is at all unbelievable, but I can't help but notice the lack of a source here.

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https://twitter.com/kommandostore/status/1241105735204945923

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Muscles posted...

For real though, when will the Chinese people actually stand up for themselves?

You'd think that eventually they would get tired of dealing with their tyrannical bs

they tried

once

and they all died

the chinese government has no issues with killing their own people if they become an inconvenience.

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The government can't possibly take them all out if they stand together, they just need to unite against their garbage government

Same with russia, their citizens need to stop being content with communist authoritarians, until they stand up against the injustice they'll keep getting abused

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Muscles posted...

The government can't possibly take them all out if they stand together

yes, they can lmao.

the government has an army.

protestor have nothing.


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what if China only has 21 million people and the rest are bots?

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Yeah, just kill off literally everyone outside of the government and the army that sides with the government, that will end well

China might not have a problem killing off citizens, but they can't kill off all of them and expect to keep on living

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kind9 posted...

In reality there are many reasons it could happen in the midst of a pandemic in a country on full lock down.

Yup.
People on lockdown have a cell phone and landline and can't leave home anyway? Drop the cell line to save money.

People have cell phones from their work, and that business is now closed during the lockdown? Why would it keep paying for those cell lines?

Plenty of reasons other than deaths for people in this situation to drop cell phone lines.

Muscles posted...

Yeah, just kill off literally everyone outside of the government and the army that sides with the government, that will end well

China might not have a problem killing off citizens, but they can't kill off all of them and expect to keep on living

they wouldn't have to kill everyone.

just enough that the remainder is demoralized and give up.

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streamofthesky posted...

Yup.
People on lockdown have a cell phone and landline and can't leave home anyway? Drop the cell line to save money.

People have cell phones from their work, and that business is now closed during the lockdown? Why would it keep paying for those cell lines?

Plenty of reasons other than deaths for people in this situation to drop cell phone lines.

Ok and

Noop_Noop posted...

there are plenty of reasons why it may have happened, and im sure it probably blankets quite a bit across them, but hey, lets be absurdly conservative and say that even 1% of those cancellations were because of corona deaths.

thats 200k people. more than double the number of people that china even reported as having contracted the disease

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streamofthesky posted...

Yup.
People on lockdown have a cell phone and landline and can't leave home anyway? Drop the cell line to save money.

People have cell phones from their work, and that business is now closed during the lockdown? Why would it keep paying for those cell lines?

Plenty of reasons other than deaths for people in this situation to drop cell phone lines.

I guess if you assume none of these people have friends and families outside of their own apartment which seems unlikely. I don't think most would deactivate their phone just for being quarantined for a few weeks

OhhhJa posted...

I guess if you assume none of these people have friends and families outside of their own apartment which seems unlikely. I don't think most would deactivate their phone just for being quarantined for a few weeks

I specifically limited my examples to people w/ both land and cell lines, and business cell phones.

ie, people who w/o the lost cell line still have use of a phone.

But I guess if you don't actually read the words someone posts, you can assume anything you like about what they say.

streamofthesky posted...

I specifically limited my examples to people w/ both land and cell lines, and business cell phones.

ie, people who w/o the lost cell line still have use of a phone.

But I guess if you don't actually read the words someone posts, you can assume anything you like about what they say.

Sick backpedal bro. Also Wtf do landlines have to do with this?

kind9 posted...

https://twitter.com/kommandostore/status/1241105735204945923

Hey look, a source. Neat.

streamofthesky posted...

Yup.
People on lockdown have a cell phone and landline and can't leave home anyway? Drop the cell line to save money.

People have cell phones from their work, and that business is now closed during the lockdown? Why would it keep paying for those cell lines?

Plenty of reasons other than deaths for people in this situation to drop cell phone lines.

Yeah, it'll be worth monitoring those numbers over the next year or two to see how they bounce back. Dead people won't reconnect their phones, but people who deactivated them to save money while being quarantined likely will.

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I mean, I wouldn't put it past em, but it's hard to believe that many people were killed or die from the virus, and if true, it is insane they wouldn't warn anyone.

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OhhhJa posted...

Sick backpedal bro. Also Wtf do landlines have to do with this?

Re-read my first post and you may discover the answers for yourself!

wolfy42 posted...

and if true, it is insane they wouldn't warn anyone.

Insane self-interest is kind of how the CCP does things.

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wolfy42 posted...

I mean, I wouldn't put it past em, but it's hard to believe that many people were killed or die from the virus, and if true, it is insane they wouldn't warn anyone.

How many people "disappeared" during the Cultural Revolution? How many Uyghur people have vanished? It's not like this sort of thing in large numbers doesn't have a precedent in China.

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WhiskeyDisk posted...

How many Uyghur people have vanished?

I posted about this and no one curred... around 60% of the 'missing' were sold as slave labourors to over a dozen different companies.

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Noop_Noop posted...

basically what im saying is that FQ would never be able to finish

Oh, I'll finish, all right

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nice

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Bulbasaur posted...

they tried

once

and they all died

the chinese government has no issues with killing their own people if they become an inconvenience.

They need to try again.
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westerners are so goddamn dumb. its fucking incredible lol. why dont you go get your own governments to actually report accurate numbers

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