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Troll_Police_
07/05/18 5:14:45 PM
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I said some pretty hateful shit on here before I left, and I just sort of assumed it would be closed by the time I checked again.

I've just finished a month and a half long journey through Africa, starting in Morocco and following the coast all the way to Cape Town and I've got to tell you all, I thought I had an idea of how just how big the earth is, but this trip has completely shifted my perspective again.

Africa is gigantic and beautiful and there are some great people here, I must say.

I am meeting with a couple of guys from ProTrack tomorrow to see if they are taking investments and donations. I'm not saying I want to hunt a human for sport, but i think we can all agree that poachers are subhuman, and should be fair game.

How are all of you though? I hope shit is going well. I do miss some of you sometimes. I've got a few days before we are gonna head off to Johannesburg, and then to the east coast for a boat tour around Madagascar, so lets catch up.
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Digimon
07/05/18 5:17:43 PM
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did you bless the rains
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Troll_Police_
07/05/18 5:19:36 PM
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its funny because for the first week of this journey i COULD NOT GET THAT FUCKING SONG OUT OF MY HEAD
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Troll_Police_
07/05/18 5:30:31 PM
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Hai guis Im never coming baaacccck!


i never said that lol

i DID however say that i was going to be globetrotting for the next couple of years so i doubt i would be posting as often

oh and sorry if i ever hurt your feelings bro. i know its hard to let go of hate, but im really not that guy anymore (I never was outside of this place)

would it help if i specifically and sincerely apologized for whatever it is that i did to upset you homie? because I will.
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Troll_Police_
07/05/18 5:36:39 PM
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well i mean, you seem pretty openly hostile for some reason so i figured i must have done something to set you off

if youre just a hateful person then i guess thats just a shitty way to live, and there is nothing to say or do about it.

the offer for an apology still stands if that isnt the case though.
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ClarkDuke
07/05/18 5:38:15 PM
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Troll_Police_
07/05/18 5:51:55 PM
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ClarkDuke posted...
Welcome back, ok?


what the fuck is up duke?

been a long time. hope all is well.

Zangulus posted...
Literally posted a topic saying he had gotten money and he would never come back.

Comes back repeatedly.

Never said I wasn't going to come back.

Typical.


i literally didnt say that though. i said i would be traveling and that i doubted i would have time to post while i did so.

the money part is true, I met some goals about 7 years faster than i thought i would, but other than that I'm sorry your memory failed you on this one.

I've tried to make peace with you homie. i asked what i did to upset you, and you deflected. i offered an apology, and you deflected. I've tried to be civil, but you just seem angry and hateful and im sorry to say it but i do not have space in my life for hate anymore. If you've got something else to say, or something you need to hear from me to allow you to let it go then feel free to reach out to me, but otherwise im done responding to you since it only seems to aggravate you further and thats really not why im here.
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Dynalo
07/05/18 5:52:35 PM
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Troll_Police_ posted...
its funny because for the first week of this journey i COULD NOT GET THAT FUCKING SONG OUT OF MY HEAD


I basically kept that song on loop for the entire year I was working in Africa.
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LeetCheet
07/05/18 5:54:51 PM
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I think many people tend to underestimate the size of Africa. Africa is huge as hell.
Also did you see any interesting wildlife along the journey?
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Troll_Police_
07/05/18 5:55:03 PM
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Dynalo posted...
Troll_Police_ posted...
its funny because for the first week of this journey i COULD NOT GET THAT FUCKING SONG OUT OF MY HEAD


I basically kept that song on loop for the entire year I was working in Africa.


fucked up thing is, even next to the coast, i havent seen a single drop of rain this entire trip. ive always been either just ahead or just behind it.
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Dynalo
07/05/18 6:02:24 PM
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Troll_Police_ posted...
fucked up thing is, even next to the coast, i havent seen a single drop of rain this entire trip. ive always been either just ahead or just behind it.


It didn't rain often, but when it did it god damn poured.
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Troll_Police_
07/05/18 6:04:34 PM
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LeetCheet posted...
I think many people tend to underestimate the size of Africa. Africa is huge as hell.
Also did you see any interesting wildlife along the journey?


I did!

We say pygmy hippos in Liberia as well as something our guide called a zebra dog (it was clearly a deer or something more like that, but with zebra stripes.

we saw elephants in Angola,

and omfg I had the scariest goddamn night of my life there as well.

One particular day, we found out the drive to the next village was too long, and the roads are kinda sketchy at night so we ended up spending the night in the car a little ways off the road.

Middle of the night, Kayla starts jabbing me in the side and I wake up irritated as fuck like "WHAT?!" and she shushes me. There is a sound outside the car that sounds like someone is taking one of those crinkle straws and extending and retracting it or something. Big ass glowing eyes maybe 50 feet from the window, just glaring angry.

the guide said there are no lions in that area so i donno, it must have been a leopard or something. fucking surreal experience bro.

other than that its just the sort of stuff youd expect to see. nobodys gonna be all that excited to see a gazelle or a water buffalo when there are apex predators and much more interesting herbivores out there.
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Troll_Police_
07/05/18 6:08:30 PM
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Zangulus posted...
Troll_Police_ posted...
i asked what i did to upset you, and you deflected.


I did not deflect. I stated a fact. You literally can't hurt my feelings. If it bothers you, then it's your problem.

Troll_Police_ posted...
seem angry and hateful


I am neither of these things. I'm sure you'll continue saying it as if that makes it true though.

Troll_Police_ posted...
i do not have space in my life for hate anymore.


That's good. I'm not being sarcastic.

Troll_Police_ posted...
only seems to aggravate you further


We've been over this.


so i did nothing to offend or upset you, and yet you are still choosing to be openly hostile toward me

i have to assume there is a reason for this, and the only 2 options im coming up with is that either

A. i did something to upset, offend, or otherwise hurt you for which i am very sorry
or
B. you are just a hateful person, in which case i do not have time in my life to deal with you, sorry bro.

if it something else, and if i can make it right, please let me know. otherwise would you kindly go away now?
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Troll_Police_
07/05/18 6:10:00 PM
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Dynalo posted...
Troll_Police_ posted...
fucked up thing is, even next to the coast, i havent seen a single drop of rain this entire trip. ive always been either just ahead or just behind it.


It didn't rain often, but when it did it god damn poured.


they say we might get someone in the next few days, and im hoping it happens before i leave.

feels like a wasted trip if i dont get to bless the rains at least ONCE
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RedPixel
07/05/18 6:29:23 PM
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Troll_Police_ posted...
Africa is gigantic

Don't be racist, man.
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adjl
07/05/18 6:34:51 PM
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I think I guessed a month. I don't remember exactly how long it's been, but I guess I underestimated by a bit. Not a bad guess, though.
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Nade Duck
07/05/18 6:36:57 PM
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hiya
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Digimon
07/05/18 6:44:16 PM
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adjl posted...
I think I guessed a month. I don't remember exactly how long it's been, but I guess I underestimated by a bit. Not a bad guess, though.

yeah it was two months

i checked on log
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adjl
07/05/18 6:44:54 PM
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Cool.
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Troll_Police_
07/05/18 6:47:18 PM
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RedPixel posted...
Troll_Police_ posted...
Africa is gigantic

Don't be racist, man.


im missing a joke here im sure

adjl posted...
I think I guessed a month. I don't remember exactly how long it's been, but I guess I underestimated by a bit. Not a bad guess, though.


ive already been over this, and im done discussing it. read the rest of the topic, or rage over some wrongly attributed quote all you want, but you'll be doing it without me.

Nade Duck posted...
hiya


hi nade. hows things.
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adjl
07/05/18 6:49:51 PM
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Troll_Police_ posted...
ive already been over this, and im done discussing it. read the rest of the topic, or rage over some wrongly attributed quote all you want, but you'll be doing it without me.


Over what? I just said "see you in a month" in the last topic you made. Whatever you might have said, my guess was close enough that I'm going to pat myself on the back for it.

Troll_Police_ posted...
im missing a joke here im sure


I believe he's talking about wieners.
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Jen0125
07/05/18 6:54:39 PM
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I missed how it is you're able to do this. Where'd you get the funding to do all this? Did your wife get a sick high paying job?
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Far-Queue
07/05/18 6:56:28 PM
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Spent my honeymoon in South Africa. Great food. We went shark cage diving in Gansbaai (so?) and ate at Ernie Els restaurant in Somerset I think. They had phenomenal creme brulee. Ate warthog at some other restaurant in downtown Cape Town. Enjoy!

Looked it up, it was Stellenbosch, not Somerset.
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Digimon
07/05/18 6:57:50 PM
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hey how was germany
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Troll_Police_
07/05/18 7:00:59 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
I missed how it is you're able to do this. Where'd you get the funding to do all this? Did your wife get a sick high paying job?


I always planned to retire before 40, and i have been saving and investing accordingly with that in mind. a specific case ive been working on is what pushed us over the top though.

its complicated and some of it is still confidential until the rest of the deal is completed, but my part is done.i was working a very long and very high profile case that i didn't expect to close for at least another 5 years. things happened with one of the subjects of my investigation which will lead to a much earlier resolution and a much larger payout for my clients, and they were especially grateful.

my wife gave her 2 weeks the day we found out. i wouldn't be out here doing this without her.
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Troll_Police_
07/05/18 7:03:25 PM
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alright guys, it is one in the damn morning and i need to start trying to fix my no existent sleep schedule.

hope you all have a great day, maybe I will be around for a little tomorrow
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Zeus
07/05/18 7:06:42 PM
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Troll_Police_ posted...
I'm not saying I want to hunt a human for sport, but i think we can all agree that poachers are subhuman, and should be fair game.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kycXNBadi-c" data-time="

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Kyuubi4269
07/05/18 7:15:25 PM
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Troll_Police_ posted...
you are just a hateful person, in which case i do not have time in my life to deal with you, sorry bro.

You're the troll police though.

That's literally your job.
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Kyuubi4269
07/05/18 7:28:27 PM
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Your stupid topic has got me banner ads for fick'n saaf ifric'n peppers, btw.
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Aculo
07/05/18 7:41:54 PM
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Why is Zangulus so pissed off?
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adjl
07/05/18 7:44:32 PM
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Kyuubi4269 posted...
Your stupid topic has got me banner ads for fick'n saaf ifric'n peppers, btw.


What ads?
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SunWuKung420
07/05/18 7:44:44 PM
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Remember when schmen told the story of how he was spying on his wife having an affair with a woman, this is the same scenario.
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Nade Duck
07/05/18 8:03:43 PM
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i can hear the sun with my thoughts
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Cacciato
07/05/18 8:05:30 PM
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Nade Duck posted...
i can hear the sun with my thoughts

Lmao
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Cacciato
07/05/18 8:05:48 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Remember when schmen told the story of how he was spying on his wife having an affair with a woman, this is the same scenario.

Remember when you were going to make millions selling insurance?
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Jen0125
07/05/18 8:06:48 PM
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oh weird so they just paid you a ton of money or something? well at least you get to do all this before your MS gets bad, if it even does with the way medication is nowadays. have fun.
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Jen0125
07/05/18 8:07:01 PM
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Cacciato posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Remember when schmen told the story of how he was spying on his wife having an affair with a woman, this is the same scenario.

Remember when you were going to make millions selling insurance?


oooomg fucking got him
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Digimon
07/05/18 8:21:53 PM
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i just want to know how his trip to Germany went
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Cacciato
07/05/18 8:22:49 PM
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Wunderbar
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FrndNhbrHdCEman
07/05/18 9:12:43 PM
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Nade Duck posted...
i can hear the sun with my thoughts

Lmao. P sure it's alzheimer's.
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ClarkDuke
07/06/18 1:55:54 AM
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Troll_Police_ posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
Welcome back, ok?


what the fuck is up duke?

been a long time. hope all is well.

Spent the weekend going over scripts, there's discussion on a Hot Tub Time Machine 3, keep an eye out, ok?
Be sure and take plenty of photographs, Africa shows why Toto sang it praises, ok?
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FatalAccident
07/06/18 2:08:55 AM
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schmendrake?
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Troll_Police_
07/06/18 11:18:45 AM
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Kyuubi4269 posted...
Your stupid topic has got me banner ads for fick'n saaf ifric'n peppers, btw.


@Kyuubi4269
I never understood why you and i didnt get along. You always seemed like a pretty cool guy to me.

SunWuKung420 posted...
Remember when schmen told the story of how he was spying on his wife having an affair with a woman, this is the same scenario.


@SunWuKung420

Hey man, whatever the case is, whatever you think, whatever is true i want to say that im sorry sunny. The fat rick grimes and fat dracula shit was way over the line, as was 90% of the shit i ever said to you. I'm not saying i expect forgiveness or anything, i just hope we can bury the hatchet and at least be amicable

I do remember that. I still think that was about the end of the golden age of potd, and i thought the whole saga was pretty funny, but i am sorry to all of the people i deceived in the telling of it.

Nade Duck posted...
i can hear the sun with my thoughts


I laughed, but once again i feel like there is a joke here im not getting.

Digimon posted...
i just want to know how his trip to Germany went


@Digimon
Germany was great. Munich is a beautiful city with awesome people and i drank so much i should not be alive.
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Troll_Police_
07/06/18 11:24:55 AM
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Jen0125 posted...
oh weird so they just paid you a ton of money or something? well at least you get to do all this before your MS gets bad, if it even does with the way medication is nowadays. have fun.


@Jen0125

they will be getting a much larger payout from all of this than initially expected, far sooner than expected and I was largely to thank for it. Rather than continue to pay on my contract when I've got no work left to do they showed their gratitude and cashed me out. I wish i could get into more detail, and im sure that in the next year or so when this is all resolved i will be able to.

by the way jen, I'm sorry i was usually such a shitty person to you. i saw someone struggling and i leaned on them instead of helping and that is not the person i want to be. i understand shit is going pretty well for you right now, and i certainly hope it continues to do so.

ClarkDuke posted...
Troll_Police_ posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
Welcome back, ok?


what the fuck is up duke?

been a long time. hope all is well.

Spent the weekend going over scripts, there's discussion on a Hot Tub Time Machine 3, keep an eye out, ok?
Be sure and take plenty of photographs, Africa shows why Toto sang it praises, ok?


hah, that is awesome.

i have so many fucking rolls of undeveloped film lol. Once i get back home i'm gonna have a stack of photos half a mile high.

FatalAccident posted...
schmendrake?


yes?
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