Poll of the Day > YR: Joe Biden walks up to you, opens up his wallet...

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Cotton_Eye_Joe
10/09/23 12:06:48 AM
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And gives you the exact amount of money you have in student loan debt.

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KJ_StErOiDs
10/09/23 12:09:38 AM
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$0.00

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BlackScythe0
10/09/23 12:21:55 AM
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??? So he gives me nothing??? What is the point of this?
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DirtBasedSoap
10/09/23 12:32:59 AM
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BlackScythe0 posted...
??? So he gives me nothing??? What is the point of this?
are you okay man

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BlackScythe0
10/09/23 12:34:47 AM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
are you okay man

Nope
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ParanoidObsessive
10/09/23 2:03:38 AM
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BlackScythe0 posted...
??? So he gives me nothing??? What is the point of this?

I mean, to be fair, it's memetic at this point that Biden is kind of senile, so having him wandering around handing out imaginary money to random strangers would totally be in character.

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Zareth
10/09/23 2:05:29 AM
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Didn't TC do these topics but with Obama like ten years ago?

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BlackScythe0
10/09/23 3:32:26 AM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
I mean, to be fair, it's memetic at this point that Biden is kind of senile, so having him wandering around handing out imaginary money to random strangers would totally be in character.
You make a very compelling argument that didn't occur to me. I understand now.
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Entity13
10/09/23 3:37:30 AM
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PO knows it well, because he's nearly there himself. (I kid)

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aHappySacka
10/09/23 4:06:51 AM
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Unless he puts his tongue in my mouth then I don't care.

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SoreChasm
10/09/23 4:26:41 AM
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BlackScythe0 posted...
Nope
What's up?

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Krow_Incarnate
10/09/23 10:03:51 AM
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I'd get on my knees and thank the absolute fuck out of him for what he did for my mother.

It would've brought tears to her eyes.

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slacker03150
10/09/23 10:26:32 AM
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I take the money and continue ignoring my student loans until they go away

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Judgmenl
10/09/23 10:27:59 AM
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KJ_StErOiDs posted...
$0.00


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Lokarin
10/09/23 11:04:23 AM
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I paid full tuition in advance so that they couldn't pull any hidden fees or secret textbook versions on me

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adjl
10/09/23 11:52:52 AM
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Thank him and go immediately to a bank because walking around with ~$15k in cash seems needlessly risky.

slacker03150 posted...
I take the money and continue ignoring my student loans until they go away

And also this. They're zero-interest, so I just have ~$200 come out of my bank account every month for the minimum payments and leave it at that. In a few years, that will stop, but there's zero value in moving that up when I could instead put the money toward something useful like getting out of the race to the bottom that is the local rental market.

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ParanoidObsessive
10/09/23 12:00:38 PM
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Entity13 posted...
PO knows it well, because he's nearly there himself. (I kid)

Who are you again?

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Dikitain
10/09/23 12:03:50 PM
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I haven't had student loan payments for the last 15 years. I payed that shit down as quickly as possible. Then again, I only had like $25K so it was pretty easy to do that in about a year or two.

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Entity13
10/10/23 3:50:04 AM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
Who are you again?

It's time for your meds, PO. =)

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GGuirao13
10/15/23 4:26:06 AM
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"What am I going to do with no money?"

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Dmess85
10/15/23 9:02:20 AM
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the back payment on my student loans that i paid off 10 years ago
>:)

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jsb0714
10/15/23 9:21:01 AM
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As a responsible person, I already paid back my student loans.
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dedbus
10/15/23 2:05:12 PM
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"Thanks JB i'll go deposit this right away!"

*gives pudding cup back to handler.*
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