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Ogurisama
01/25/22 12:26:34 PM
#1:


You now have to track, hunt, kill, and cook this Pokemon for dinner.

What are you having for dinner? How happy are you with your meal?

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papercup
01/25/22 12:27:16 PM
#2:


I'm not eating a talking cat.

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Lokarin
01/25/22 12:45:50 PM
#3:


Rotom... I go to the fridge, then I kick over the fridge, then I eat the fridge

I am the fridge

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EvilMegas
01/25/22 12:46:54 PM
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I dunno how I'm gonna kill a Metagross when it's stronger, faster and smarter than me and made of steel.

Guess I could snarl at it until it dies.

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AElaias
01/25/22 12:57:22 PM
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Lucario. How do I beat a buster so steely?

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AndyReklaw
01/25/22 12:57:49 PM
#6:


Joltik is too smol and cute. I refuse your evil game.

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slacker03150
01/25/22 12:58:45 PM
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I don't even know what a lickitung would taste like. On the bright side big slow and pink shouldn't be too hard to find. I'm thinking the tongue would be too tough to eat unless maybe smoked for hours on end, but the rib meat might be good. Hmm, I wonder if you can make bacon out of it.

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JOExHIGASHI
01/25/22 1:07:24 PM
#8:


Blastoise

Tonight I dine on turtle soup

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HornedLion
01/25/22 1:07:54 PM
#9:


The one that looks like a statue from Easter island with a mustache. Has like a red nose or something.

Im disgusted but would gladly hunt, and kill these poorly designed fucks to extinction.

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ParanoidObsessive
01/25/22 1:07:57 PM
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I'm a basic bitch. I'm apparently eating lightning rat.

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OmegaM
01/25/22 1:14:38 PM
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I picked Psyduck. Seems like a decent choice; don't they generally just sit around? I assume they taste like ducks or another bird that people eat?
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TheSlinja
01/25/22 1:18:29 PM
#12:


I dont think Electrode is edible

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EvilMegas
01/25/22 1:25:34 PM
#13:


TheSlinja posted...
I dont think Electrode is edible
Not with that attitude

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LinkPizza
01/25/22 1:43:56 PM
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HornedLion posted...
The one that looks like a statue from Easter island with a mustache. Has like a red nose or something.

Nosepass?

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CinderLock
01/25/22 2:59:19 PM
#15:


Alright Dragonite steaks it is.

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JixHedgehog
01/25/22 3:14:41 PM
#16:


Roasted Alolan Sandslash

Double weakness to fire, should cook up nicely

HornedLion posted...
The one that looks like a statue from Easter island with a mustache. Has like a red nose or something.

Im disgusted but would gladly hunt, and kill these poorly designed fucks to extinction.


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Nade Duck
01/25/22 5:53:54 PM
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squirtle. i'm going hungry tonight.

HornedLion posted...
The one that looks like a statue from Easter island with a mustache. Has like a red nose or something.

Im disgusted but would gladly hunt, and kill these poorly designed fucks to extinction.
nosepass fuckin rules tbh

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Person106
01/25/22 5:59:04 PM
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While I am curious as to what a Charmander would taste like, there's no way I would ever eat one.

Question: If I was at the bottom of a swimming pool and I was all like "Charmander! Go!" would Charmander leave the pokeball?
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JixHedgehog
01/25/22 6:29:45 PM
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Person106 posted...
Question: If I was at the bottom of a swimming pool and I was all like "Charmander! Go!" would Charmander leave the pokeball?

If it came out, it wouldnt faint, it would just die


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Unbridled9
01/25/22 6:41:14 PM
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slacker03150 posted...
I don't even know what a lickitung would taste like. On the bright side big slow and pink shouldn't be too hard to find. I'm thinking the tongue would be too tough to eat unless maybe smoked for hours on end, but the rib meat might be good. Hmm, I wonder if you can make bacon out of it.

Cow tongue. It would taste like cow tongue.

I thought of Appletun. Lucky me!

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DeltaBladeX
01/25/22 10:12:55 PM
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Gardevoir

-_-

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SilentSeph
01/25/22 10:36:11 PM
#22:


Bite is super effective against Chandelure

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KodyKeir
01/25/22 10:42:28 PM
#23:


Shedinja

A disembodied cicada husk, tastes great fried or dipped in chocolate, but it's a ghost so it's intangible...

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DocDelicious
01/26/22 12:18:56 AM
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Farfetch'd.
I picked the best case scenario I think.

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Revelation34
01/26/22 12:21:09 AM
#25:


Treecko? I guess that would be fine. I had to pick one from a generation I actually knew.

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Krazy_Kirby
01/26/22 12:29:06 AM
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ditto... jello is disgusting.

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Krazy_Kirby
01/26/22 12:30:29 AM
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LinkPizza posted...


Nosepass?


then it evolves into a Jewish stereotype

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Person106
01/26/22 1:16:46 AM
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JixHedgehog posted...
If it came out, it wouldnt faint, it would just die

That's the idea. I think it could maybe refuse to leave the ball under those circumstances.
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LinkPizza
01/26/22 1:21:55 AM
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Person106 posted...
That's the idea. I think it could maybe refuse to leave the ball under those circumstances.

Found this on Reddit

One last thing to note is that in at least one episode its been shown that Pokemon can refuse to leave their Pokeballs. The one episode I know this happens in is Dig those Diglett (it might have happened in others, but I can't think of any off the top of my head). In this episode several Pokemon refused to leave their balls and battle because they didn't want to fight a group of wild Diglett. And I don't mean one or two, I mean literally every trainer's Pokemon refused to fight. Now admittedly, I'm not sure if this happened in other episodes, season 1 in general had a lot of early installment weirdness, and the episode had its own... questionable moments. So take that as you will.


So, maybe it would just stay in

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meister_dan
01/26/22 1:41:16 AM
#30:


Bidoof..

Beavers are edible if I'm not mistaken..

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Metalsonic66
01/26/22 2:17:19 AM
#31:


Flaaffy

I'd make Alton Brown's recipe for lamb rib-roast

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Kimbos_Egg
01/26/22 2:27:56 AM
#32:


weavile :(

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GGuirao13
01/26/22 3:26:52 AM
#33:


Snorlax.

Death by heart attack.

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Kimbos_Egg
01/26/22 4:02:51 AM
#34:


Person106 posted...
That's the idea. I think it could maybe refuse to leave the ball under those circumstances.

yes. people who barely know anything about pokemon just assume they're slaves, when both the games and anime show you that they can leave any fucking time they want.

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Zeus
01/29/22 6:38:56 AM
#35:


A Blaziken would be an interesting challenge, and I'm not sure how successful I'd be in hunting or killing it. Plus, as a humanoid Pokemon, it would feel too weird to try to eat.

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Lorthremar
01/29/22 6:41:25 AM
#36:


seel

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KJ StErOiDs
01/29/22 6:42:32 AM
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Pikachu. I just hope his electric field has dissipated before I eat.

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Buddyblade
02/05/22 9:12:10 AM
#38:


I thought of two.
Wooloo- just a lamb chop, but its so cute.
Swirlix- pile of cotton candy. Diabetes time.

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Revelation34
02/05/22 9:16:59 AM
#39:


Buddyblade posted...
I thought of two.
Wooloo- just a lamb chop, but its so cute.
Swirlix- pile of cotton candy. Diabetes time.


Vanillite would be my diabetes.

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lihlih
02/05/22 9:26:36 AM
#40:


Mewtwo, which means I die.

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Decoy77
02/05/22 8:25:43 PM
#41:


I like, Lihlih above me thought of Mewtwo...guess I'm screwed too.

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haloiscoolisbak
02/07/22 8:35:50 PM
#42:


Poliwhirl. Reckon it'd be tasty

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Bulbasaur
02/07/22 9:17:28 PM
#43:


squirtle

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