Poll of the Day > Post your Stardew Valley romance choice and I will judge you

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PK_Spam
10/24/21 8:57:58 PM
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Harshly

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GanonsSpirit
10/24/21 8:58:52 PM
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Abigail
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PK_Spam
10/24/21 9:00:47 PM
#3:


GanonsSpirit posted...
Abigail
Her mother cheated on her father, and the apple doesnt fall far from the tree so get ready for some fun in a few years.

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Lokarin
10/24/21 9:01:51 PM
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I didn't partake in romance, only money

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LinkPizza
10/24/21 9:04:42 PM
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My main is Alex...

I'll do a list for each:

For guys:

Alex
Shane
Sam
Sebastian
Elliot and Harvey tied, I guess

For female:

Abigail
Emily
Leah
Maru
Penny
Haley
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Mead
10/24/21 9:04:46 PM
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Purple haired woman

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PK_Spam
10/24/21 9:08:50 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
My main is Alex...
You just wanted a big frat dude to take care of you

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PK_Spam
10/24/21 9:09:22 PM
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Mead posted...
Purple haired woman
Attracted to gamers/losers

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Clench281
10/24/21 9:10:06 PM
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Alex

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PK_Spam
10/24/21 9:11:36 PM
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Clench281 posted...
Alex
Alex once fed my animals 3 days in a row when I had self-feeders long before he moved in.

Attracted to dumbasses

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PMarth2002
10/24/21 9:14:31 PM
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I romanced all the girls and married leah. I'd go with Abigail if I finished another playthrough.

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Zareth
10/24/21 9:25:11 PM
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Leah

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PK_Spam
10/24/21 9:31:43 PM
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PMarth2002 posted...
I romanced all the girls and married leah.
Not only are you a dirty rat, you also have a fantasy of training and taming a strong independent woman

Zareth posted...
Leah
Leah could probably shoot you and youd thank her for it.

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dragon504
10/24/21 9:58:43 PM
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PK_Spam
10/24/21 9:59:56 PM
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dragon504 posted...
Robin
Cant take a married woman whos already 100% satisfied

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Kimbos_Egg
10/24/21 10:01:43 PM
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Hayley

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Zareth
10/24/21 10:02:08 PM
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PK_Spam posted...
Leah could probably shoot you and youd thank her for it.
Like that's a bad thing

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PK_Spam
10/24/21 10:07:07 PM
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Kimbos_Egg posted...
Hayley
Shes just on another level from you. Her sister is weird and vaguely religious, so shes extra freaky to compensate, and youre just not up to the task.

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trodi_911
10/24/21 10:11:40 PM
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Flor from the Ridgeside Village mod.

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LinkPizza
10/24/21 10:12:25 PM
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PK_Spam posted...
Alex once fed my animals 3 days in a row when I had self-feeders long before he moved in.

Actually, same...
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Kimbos_Egg
10/24/21 10:21:51 PM
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PK_Spam posted...
Shes just on another level from you. Her sister is weird and vaguely religious, so shes extra freaky to compensate, and youre just not up to the task.

i've porked her hundreds of times. Don't underestimate how charismatic weirdos can be.

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faramir77
10/24/21 10:25:02 PM
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Leah

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ParanoidObsessive
10/24/21 10:31:21 PM
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PK_Spam posted...
Post your Stardew Valley romance choice and I will judge you

Usually Abigail, because I like the thematic echo of the wizard's daughter (and implied heir) growing up to be an adventurer, since I'm also basically an adventurer and the heir to my grandfather. And because she's a chick with odd-colored hair and I'm usually playing as a chick with odd-colored hair.

Plus Pierre and Caroline are probably the most tolerable in-laws, and the ones I interact with most regardless of whether or not I'm dating their daughter.

Leah's about the only other one I tend to go with from time to time, but only when I'm in the mood to put up with her hippie bullshit. Or when I'm pretending to be at least part elf (like when I'm playing the forest farm map).



PK_Spam posted...
Her mother cheated on her father, and the apple doesnt fall far from the tree so get ready for some fun in a few years.

Yeah, but her dad is Pierre. Everyone should cheat on Pierre.

He's probably enough of a cuck to be into it anyway.

Pierre's basically Morris without the courage and conviction to fully embrace the Dark Side.

Besides, all that means is that the wizard is actually my stepdad. Which is kewl.
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Rotpar
10/24/21 10:38:46 PM
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Maru. She cares not for your attempted scorn, for she created sentient AI that left to explore the cosmos. All hail Maru!

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ParanoidObsessive
10/24/21 10:47:28 PM
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trodi_911 posted...
Flor from the Ridgeside Village mod.

If we're counting mods, I'd probably date Claire (the redhead cashier at the JojaMart) via the Stardew Expanded mod.

Unfortunately, I don't play on PC so mods are pretty much out.
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LinkPizza
10/24/21 11:28:18 PM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
Unfortunately, I don't play on PC so mods are pretty much out.

What do you usually play on?
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LinkPizza
10/24/21 11:36:26 PM
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VioletMassacre posted...
I like the green haired one that you can't romance.

Caroline?

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Cruddy_horse
10/24/21 11:44:45 PM
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Sebastion was my choice when I first played, but that was back when I liked really nerdy shut off guys because I identified with them, if I went through again I'd probably do Sam.
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ParanoidObsessive
10/24/21 11:49:13 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
What do you usually play on?

PS4
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The_tall_midget
10/25/21 12:18:51 AM
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Maru.

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joemodda
10/25/21 1:07:26 AM
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Penny

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agesboy
10/25/21 1:29:18 AM
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Capitalism

(everyone sucks in stardew, it's the game's worst part for me)

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Lokarin
10/25/21 1:30:12 AM
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agesboy posted...
Capitalism

(everyone sucks in stardew, it's the game's worst part for me)

idk, I really liked the people... I'm just not into gift item pump'n'dumps. Kinda like Rune Factory

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LinkPizza
10/25/21 4:27:23 AM
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Lokarin posted...
idk, I really liked the people... I'm just not into gift item pump'n'dumps. Kinda like Rune Factory

I mean, you dont have to give them gifts. You could literally just talk to them everyday, if you wanted to
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PK_Spam
10/25/21 7:33:16 AM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
Usually Abigail
Part of the voice involves Abigails parents, which means she isnt the main reason for marriage, which means shes basically your second choice, which means youll be abandoned by not just your own family but theirs too.

Rotpar posted...
Maru
The most annoying coworker Ive ever had looked just like Maru, permanently ruining the character for me.

trodi_911 posted...
Flor from the Ridgeside Village mod.

Literally who?

Cruddy_horse posted...
Sebastion
*Jokes about going to bed when youre getting up in the morning*

He probably has a really based gamer girl online. Do you think hes gonna stay with a boring farmer when he can move to their equivalent of Silicon Valley?

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PK_Spam
10/25/21 7:35:40 AM
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The_tall_midget posted...
Maru.
Genuinely surprised shes who you went for considering some of the things youve posted here.

joemodda posted...
Penny
Seems a little young

I guess part of the fantasy is saving her, but

I thought she was like 14

agesboy posted...
Capitalism
The Joja Mart guy will give you sloppy under the table every day for the rest of your life.

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Sarcasthma
10/25/21 7:40:25 AM
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Potpourri

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Revelation34
10/25/21 12:36:58 PM
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Norma.
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adjl
10/25/21 12:40:51 PM
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Penny. It's hard to resist a damsel in distress. If I were to go for a guy, I'd pick Shane for the same reason.

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ParanoidObsessive
10/25/21 1:12:50 PM
#43:


PK_Spam posted...
Seems a little young

I guess part of the fantasy is saving her, but

I thought she was like 14

All of the love interests sort of have "ambiguous ages" (as do you, as the main character). But they're all supposed to be 18+ (for legal reasons). It's why, in spite of the fact that Abigail, Alex, and Sam all act like they're still in high school, you'll get occasional comments like how Abigail is taking online classes at college.

Penny's definitely supposed to be somewhere between 18-22 or so. It's what makes it kind of creepy that she's interested in Sam (if you assume he's younger and she's older). But they're sort of supposed to be around the same age, give or take.
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PK_Spam
10/25/21 1:24:40 PM
#44:


Revelation34 posted...
Norma.

PK_Spam posted...
Literally who?


adjl posted...
Penny

Oh no

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


No no no this isnt happening in my Potd

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adjl
10/25/21 4:02:51 PM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
Penny's definitely supposed to be somewhere between 18-22 or so.

Yeah, that's pretty clear. She's living with her mother not because she's too young not to, but because she feels that she needs to look after her.

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Revelation34
10/25/21 4:26:22 PM
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PK_Spam posted...


Oh no

No no no this isnt happening in my Potd


Nobody. I made up a random name since I haven't played it yet.
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papercup
10/25/21 4:40:50 PM
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Who's the guy that lives in the sewers? Krobus? Korvus? Something like that? That guy.

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LinkPizza
10/25/21 4:57:02 PM
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papercup posted...
Who's the guy that lives in the sewers? Krobus? Korvus? Something like that? That guy.

I believe its Krobus. He can be a roommate, right?
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Humble_Novice
10/25/21 5:04:43 PM
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Sam.
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papercup
10/25/21 5:24:09 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
I believe its Krobus. He can be a roommate, right?

He can if you're not married iirc

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