Poll of the Day > How fucked up do you think this joke would be?

Topic List
Page List: 1
lihlih
06/29/21 9:44:27 AM
#1:


We're obviously going to get an actual puppy and give it to them after waiting to see their reactions, and this would be in a few years when they're old enough to understand the joke.

BTW, this isn't racist because I'm Korean, and the kids are half Korean.

Edit: the time thing didn't work, so just fast forward to 48 seconds.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-VJ2aK7VYDk&t=48s
---
People come up to me... concerned.. that I'll reproduce." - Emo Philips
... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead
06/29/21 9:47:49 AM
#2:


I cant believe you made me watch part of a terrible YouTube video just know what the hell you are talking about. And while youre right that it isnt racist

lihlih posted...
BTW, this isn't racist because I'm Korean, and the kids are half Korean.

Im not sure it works that way lol

---
my resting temp can easily be in the 90's -Krazy_Kirby
... Copied to Clipboard!
lihlih
06/29/21 9:53:50 AM
#3:


Of course Mead thinks Zero Punctuation sucks. Why do you have such a bad taste?
---
People come up to me... concerned.. that I'll reproduce." - Emo Philips
... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead
06/29/21 9:54:58 AM
#4:


lihlih posted...
Of course Mead thinks Zero Punctuation sucks. Why do you have such a bad taste?

because everyone has their own youtube shit that they watch

---
my resting temp can easily be in the 90's -Krazy_Kirby
... Copied to Clipboard!
lihlih
06/29/21 1:29:45 PM
#5:


Mead posted...


because everyone has their own youtube shit that they watch


That doesn't tell me anything, you basically just said: "I have shitty tastes because I have shitty taste.".
---
People come up to me... concerned.. that I'll reproduce." - Emo Philips
... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead
06/29/21 3:09:02 PM
#6:


lihlih posted...
That doesn't tell me anything, you basically just said: "I have shitty tastes because I have shitty taste.".

You dont know my taste, youre just mad

---
my resting temp can easily be in the 90's -Krazy_Kirby
... Copied to Clipboard!
lihlih
06/29/21 3:13:54 PM
#7:


Mead posted...


You dont know my taste, youre just mad


Mad about what? Pointing out that you have shitty taste doesn't make me mad. Do you have any logical prowess at all? There's nothing that even hinted that I'm mad at all.
---
People come up to me... concerned.. that I'll reproduce." - Emo Philips
... Copied to Clipboard!
Cruddy_horse
06/29/21 3:16:11 PM
#8:


Yeah don't fucking do this, it's not at all funny and is just being cruel for no reason no matter what age they are.
... Copied to Clipboard!
lihlih
06/29/21 3:17:03 PM
#9:


Cruddy_horse posted...
Yeah don't fucking do this, it's not at all funny and is just being cruel for no reason no matter what age they are.


Yeah, but if I give them the puppy right afterwards, it wouldn't really be cruel, no?
---
People come up to me... concerned.. that I'll reproduce." - Emo Philips
... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead
06/29/21 3:19:00 PM
#10:


lihlih posted...
Yeah, but if I give them the puppy right afterwards, it wouldn't really be cruel, no?

It would be. Based on your posts here, you dont seem like the best dad

---
my resting temp can easily be in the 90's -Krazy_Kirby
... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue
06/29/21 3:21:06 PM
#11:


I liked Zero Punc better when he was selling Micro Machines

---
https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2
"I'm a pathetic Simp and am proud to be exploited" - Lord_Shadow
... Copied to Clipboard!
helIy
06/29/21 3:42:57 PM
#12:


lol zero punc

trash videos for a trash fanbase

---
but i'm not the villain, despite what you're always preaching
call me a traitor, i'm just collecting your victims
... Copied to Clipboard!
Cruddy_horse
06/29/21 4:03:06 PM
#13:


lihlih posted...
Yeah, but if I give them the puppy right afterwards, it wouldn't really be cruel, no?

Stabbing someone then sewing up the wound right afterwards, it wouldn't really be assault, no?
... Copied to Clipboard!
lihlih
06/29/21 4:03:19 PM
#14:


helIy posted...
lol zero punc

trash videos for a trash fanbase


You know you have shitty tastes when it aligns with helly's.
---
People come up to me... concerned.. that I'll reproduce." - Emo Philips
... Copied to Clipboard!
CornishGhost
06/29/21 4:06:12 PM
#15:


terrible idea

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
helIy
06/29/21 4:08:45 PM
#16:


nah, you know you have shitty taste when you think zero punc is good

---
but i'm not the villain, despite what you're always preaching
call me a traitor, i'm just collecting your victims
... Copied to Clipboard!
DrunkCaveman
06/29/21 4:39:19 PM
#17:


Without even touching on the topic of racism, that's dumb. It was a throw away joke that was worth the amount of time it took up in the video, not even a full chuckle. I bet even if they understood it, they wouldn't appreciate the joke at all
... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue
06/29/21 4:47:22 PM
#18:


90% of Yahtzee's jokes mildly amusing, at best. Simple people get pulled in by the sight gags and the "cheeky Brit" aspect of it. The rapid fire delivery is a worn-out gimmick.

Zero Punc should've been retired years ago, but folk keep giving Croshaw clicks, so I can't blame him for continuing to draw from a dried-up well

---
https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2
"I'm a pathetic Simp and am proud to be exploited" - Lord_Shadow
... Copied to Clipboard!
ParanoidObsessive
06/29/21 5:39:37 PM
#19:


Mead posted...
I cant believe you made me watch part of a terrible YouTube video just know what the hell you are talking about.

You know, YouTube does have this amazing feature called "skipping ahead". It's a thing you can do to just watch the part you want to watch, and not the whole thing up to that point.



Mead posted...
You dont know my taste, youre just mad

Ehh, I've got a pretty good idea of your taste, and I'd say he's pretty spot on.

I mean, sure, you're not helly levels of bad, but still.
---
"Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76
"POwned again." --- blight family
... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead
06/29/21 6:00:05 PM
#20:


ParanoidObsessive posted...
You know, YouTube does have this amazing feature called "skipping ahead". It's a thing you can do to just watch the part you want to watch, and not the whole thing up to that point.



How am I supposed to know what random part of the video is gonna have the thing that TC vaguely referenced in the OP?

---
my resting temp can easily be in the 90's -Krazy_Kirby
... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead
06/29/21 6:01:00 PM
#21:


ParanoidObsessive posted...
I mean, sure, you're not helly levels of bad, but still.

lol @helIy

---
my resting temp can easily be in the 90's -Krazy_Kirby
... Copied to Clipboard!
Blightzkrieg
06/29/21 6:48:47 PM
#22:


I can't keep up with which internet personalities are still funny, which ones are worn out sell out hacks, and which ones have groomed and molested 15 year olds. It's all just so exhausting.

Can't I just have the same shit I liked when I was 12 please.

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue
06/29/21 7:00:30 PM
#23:


Blightzkrieg posted...
Can't I just have the same s*** I liked when I was 12 please.
You can if you watch Zero Punc because Yahtzee has never updated his tired ass act

---
https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2
"I'm a pathetic Simp and am proud to be exploited" - Lord_Shadow
... Copied to Clipboard!
Blightzkrieg
06/29/21 7:03:42 PM
#24:


... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66
06/29/21 7:26:58 PM
#25:


I read Yahtzee's book, "Will Save the Galaxy for Food". It was pretty good.

I've always enjoyed his sense of humor, but I find I disagree with his opinions on games quite often

---
PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69
Big bombs go kabang.
... Copied to Clipboard!
helIy
06/29/21 7:33:32 PM
#26:


ParanoidObsessive posted...
I mean, sure, you're not helly levels of bad, but still.
you sound like zeus

---
but i'm not the villain, despite what you're always preaching
call me a traitor, i'm just collecting your victims
... Copied to Clipboard!
lihlih
06/30/21 9:18:50 PM
#27:


I just asked my buddy who was a Psych major in UCI, and he said the joke will prolly go over their heads, but it won't do any lasting psychological damage or anything like that.

So I guess you people were all wrong.
---
People come up to me... concerned.. that I'll reproduce." - Emo Philips
... Copied to Clipboard!
ItsKaljinyuTime
06/30/21 9:28:21 PM
#28:


Never apologize for comedy.

---
Kaljinyu
... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125
06/30/21 9:30:13 PM
#29:


lihlih posted...
I just asked my buddy who was a Psych major in UCI, and he said the joke will prolly go over their heads, but it won't do any lasting psychological damage or anything like that.

So I guess you people were all wrong.

No one would believe this. How can a psychologist make sweeping generalizations about what would emotionally traumatize a kid or not? Each child is different.

---
https://imgur.com/4ihiyS2
"I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429
... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Hulk
06/30/21 10:25:14 PM
#30:


lihlih posted...
I just asked my buddy who was a Psych major in UCI, and he said the joke will prolly go over their heads, but it won't do any lasting psychological damage or anything like that.

So I guess you people were all wrong.

this is just pathetic

---
Hulk Smersh
... Copied to Clipboard!
Cacciato
06/30/21 10:55:26 PM
#31:


lihlih posted...
I just asked my buddy who was a Psych major in UCI, and he said the joke will prolly go over their heads, but it won't do any lasting psychological damage or anything like that.

So I guess you people were all wrong.
christ dude, are you ever going to grow up
... Copied to Clipboard!
lihlih
07/01/21 1:47:00 AM
#32:


The_Hulk posted...


this is just pathetic


Cacciato posted...

christ dude, are you ever going to grow up


WTF is wrong with using a utility I have access to?
---
People come up to me... concerned.. that I'll reproduce." - Emo Philips
... Copied to Clipboard!
Krazy_Kirby
07/01/21 9:00:00 AM
#33:


you can be racist against your own race.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
EchoBaz
07/01/21 9:56:36 AM
#34:


lihlih posted...
We're obviously going to get an actual puppy and give it to them after waiting to see their reactions, and this would be in a few years when they're old enough to understand the joke.

BTW, this isn't racist because I'm Korean, and the kids are half Korean.

Edit: the time thing didn't work, so just fast forward to 48 seconds.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-VJ2aK7VYDk&t=48s

God the GBA, DS, and 3DS had so many bad games. I tried playing a ton of the ones that are supposed to be really good, but they're mostly just annoying.

---
Unless you're loaded, save your money, and wait for sales. This isn't the 90's anymore, and most games don't become hard to find. And don't pre-order.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Kanatteru
07/01/21 9:58:38 AM
#35:


lihlih posted...
I just asked my buddy who was a Psych major in UCI, and he said the joke will prolly go over their heads, but it won't do any lasting psychological damage or anything like that.

So I guess you people were all wrong.

this might be the funniest post i've read in a while

---
despair-inducing
... Copied to Clipboard!
helIy
07/01/21 10:04:24 AM
#36:


lihlih posted...
I just asked my buddy who was a Psych major in UCI, and he said the joke will prolly go over their heads, but it won't do any lasting psychological damage or anything like that.

So I guess you people were all wrong.
does his dad work at nintendo

---
but i'm not the villain, despite what you're always preaching
call me a traitor, i'm just collecting your victims
... Copied to Clipboard!
lihlih
07/01/21 10:31:14 AM
#37:


helIy posted...

does his dad work at nintendo


Are you trying to say that having a friend that was a Psych major at a university is that hard to have? I mean, I guess if you only have 2 friends like you, then maybe, but it's more common that you'd think. I actually had another one, but he moved back to Hong Kong after he got his degree.
---
People come up to me... concerned.. that I'll reproduce." - Emo Philips
... Copied to Clipboard!
helIy
07/01/21 10:43:39 AM
#38:


we're saying you obviously made it the fuck up like a 6 year old trying to sound cool at school

---
but i'm not the villain, despite what you're always preaching
call me a traitor, i'm just collecting your victims
... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34
07/01/21 11:11:17 AM
#39:


lihlih posted...
I just asked my buddy who was a Psych major in UCI, and he said the joke will prolly go over their heads, but it won't do any lasting psychological damage or anything like that.

So I guess you people were all wrong.


Does he work at McDonald's now?
---
Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms
... Copied to Clipboard!
lihlih
07/01/21 11:44:58 AM
#40:


helIy posted...
we're saying you obviously made it the fuck up like a 6 year old trying to sound cool at school


Yeah, which is fucking stupid as shit. Having a friend who majored in Psych in uni is not a very rare thing at all. The fact that you think it's something made up tells people more about you than me.

Revelation34 posted...


Does he work at McDonald's now?


No, he's a manager at a garment styling place.
---
People come up to me... concerned.. that I'll reproduce." - Emo Philips
... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125
07/01/21 12:37:27 PM
#41:


Imagine being the kind of person looking to a dying social board for affirmations it's okay to emotionally abuse your kid then throwing a tantrum and lying when you don't get the affirmation.


---
https://imgur.com/4ihiyS2
"I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1