Poll of the Day > Just got a public patdown by the TSA

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Jen0125 05/31/21 3:04:56 PM #1:	My crotch lit up something on the body scanner so the lady swiped her fingers on my ass crack and vag like a credit card swiper (outside my top layer of clothes) and tested it for explosives residue. In front of everyone in line. Wonderful experience for sure --- https://imgur.com/4ihiyS2 "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:954496363] in Just got a... [t:79488096]...</cite> <quote>My crotch lit up something on the body scanner so the lady swiped her fingers on my ass crack and vag like a credit card swiper (outside my top layer of clothes) and tested it for explosives residue. In front of everyone in line. Wonderful experience for sure </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrozenBananas 05/31/21 3:12:06 PM #2:	well were you hiding something in your crotch? --- now this is podracing <cite>FrozenBananas posted [p:954496545] in Just got a... [t:79488096]...</cite> <quote>well were you hiding something in your crotch? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ogurisama 05/31/21 3:13:13 PM #3:	FrozenBananas posted... well were you hiding something in your crotch? Americans are always hiding guns, its the American way --- http://cdn-android.apptap.com/img/870/mobi.colortrilogy.bitlink/267135850.png https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/5/uv4r7nGyrE6ylt2lHGWpiQ2.gif <cite>Ogurisama posted [p:954496571] in Just got a... [t:79488096]...</cite> <quote>FrozenBananas posted... </cite> <quote>well were you hiding something in your crotch?</quote>Americans are always hiding guns, its the American way </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 05/31/21 3:15:24 PM #4:	FrozenBananas posted... well were you hiding something in your crotch? No she said maybe the decorative knot on the front of my shirt caused it? But I got through my home airport fine wearing this shirt so I'm not sure. --- https://imgur.com/4ihiyS2 "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:954496640] in Just got a... [t:79488096]...</cite> <quote>FrozenBananas posted... </cite> <quote>well were you hiding something in your crotch?</quote> No she said maybe the decorative knot on the front of my shirt caused it? But I got through my home airport fine wearing this shirt so I'm not sure. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
argonautweakend 05/31/21 3:17:07 PM #5:	this one time I had to go into a secondary scan because I was sweaty. I was actually super sweaty. The man asked me why I was sweating so much. I told him, in Las Vegas, I was walking before i came to the airport. You mean to tell me that has NEVER happened in a city where it can get above 110?! <cite>argonautweakend posted [p:954496688] in Just got a... [t:79488096]...</cite> <quote>this one time I had to go into a secondary scan because I was sweaty. I was actually super sweaty. The man asked me why I was sweating so much. I told him, in Las Vegas, I was walking before i came to the airport. You mean to tell me that has NEVER happened in a city where it can get above 110?! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
adjl 05/31/21 3:19:55 PM #6:	babynames.com --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. <cite>adjl posted [p:954496752] in Just got a... [t:79488096]...</cite> <quote>babynames.com </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 05/31/21 3:31:08 PM #7:	My left bicep triggered that machine in the Orlando airport. I told the guy who had to check me that it was just the big guns I'm packing. --- My theme song - https://youtu.be/uYjM-BuE3Cs <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:954497043] in Just got a... [t:79488096]...</cite> <quote>My left bicep triggered that machine in the Orlando airport. I told the guy who had to check me that it was just the big guns I'm packing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
adjl 05/31/21 3:35:21 PM #8:	SunWuKung420 posted... My left bicep triggered that machine in the Orlando airport. I told the guy who had to check me that it was just the big guns I'm packing. The name of that machine? Albert Einstein. --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. <cite>adjl posted [p:954497155] in Just got a... [t:79488096]...</cite> <quote>SunWuKung420 posted... </cite> <quote>My left bicep triggered that machine in the Orlando airport. I told the guy who had to check me that it was just the big guns I'm packing.</quote> The name of that machine? Albert Einstein. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 05/31/21 3:35:27 PM #9:	Ok --- https://imgur.com/4ihiyS2 "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:954497159] in Just got a... [t:79488096]...</cite> <quote>Ok </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cacciato 05/31/21 3:37:45 PM #10:	Thats how you know its <cite>Cacciato posted [p:954497211] in Just got a... [t:79488096]...</cite> <quote>Thats how you know its </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 05/31/21 3:48:26 PM #11:	adjl posted... The name of that machine? Albert Einstein. Yes, adjl, the name of the full body scanners used by the TSA are called Albert Einstein. --- My theme song - https://youtu.be/uYjM-BuE3Cs <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:954497495] in Just got a... [t:79488096]...</cite> <quote>adjl posted... </cite> <quote>The name of that machine? Albert Einstein.</quote>Yes, adjl, the name of the full body scanners used by the TSA are called Albert Einstein. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaltyAndSweet 05/31/21 3:51:08 PM #12:	wtf thats messed up --- Hey its me ur Mead <cite>SaltyAndSweet posted [p:954497567] in Just got a... [t:79488096]...</cite> <quote>wtf thats messed up </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 05/31/21 3:56:05 PM #13:	SaltyAndSweet posted... wtf thats messed up Yeah it was extremely awkward If I wasn't af I would have probably felt really anxious --- https://imgur.com/4ihiyS2 "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:954497720] in Just got a... [t:79488096]...</cite> <quote>SaltyAndSweet posted... </cite> <quote>wtf thats messed up</quote> Yeah it was extremely awkward If I wasn't af I would have probably felt really anxious </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 05/31/21 4:16:03 PM #14:	Im so old. I dont understand young people speak. What does broccoli as fuck means? Edit: Nevermind. I think I get understand... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:954498303] in Just got a... [t:79488096]...</cite> <quote>Im so old. I dont understand young people speak. What does broccoli as fuck means? Edit: Nevermind. I think I get understand...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
adjl 05/31/21 4:26:14 PM #15:	SunWuKung420 posted... Yes, adjl, the name of the full body scanners used by the TSA are called Albert Einstein. Just goes to show you can't judge a body scanner by its cover. --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. <cite>adjl posted [p:954498636] in Just got a... [t:79488096]...</cite> <quote>SunWuKung420 posted... </cite> <quote>Yes, adjl, the name of the full body scanners used by the TSA are called Albert Einstein.</quote> Just goes to show you can't judge a body scanner by its cover. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue 05/31/21 5:07:41 PM #16:	Cacciato posted... Thats how you know its lmao --- https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2 "I'm a pathetic Simp and am proud to be exploited" - Lord_Shadow <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:954499921] in Just got a... [t:79488096]...</cite> <quote>Cacciato posted... </cite> <quote>Thats how you know its </quote>lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
agesboy 05/31/21 5:31:43 PM #17:	adjl posted... babynames.com maybe they pre-emptively feared a gender reveal party --- https://imgur.com/LabbRyN raytan and Kana are on opposite ends of the Awesome Spectrum. <cite>agesboy posted [p:954500609] in Just got a... [t:79488096]...</cite> <quote>adjl posted... </cite> <quote>babynames.com</quote>maybe they pre-emptively feared a gender reveal party </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eating4fun 05/31/21 5:49:53 PM #18:	so the body scanners are imperfect and false positives are pretty common due to a variety of unavoidable factors. The technology is designed to flag things that isnt flesh/skin or simple clothes. Also, your posture while being scanned can affect your result too. dont wear skinny jeans, or clothes with fancy embroidery, or be morbidly obese, or be sweaty --- Your palace may last forever, but my yurt can go anywhere. <cite>eating4fun posted [p:954501165] in Just got a... [t:79488096]...</cite> <quote>so the body scanners are imperfect and false positives are pretty common due to a variety of unavoidable factors. The technology is designed to flag things that isnt flesh/skin or simple clothes. Also, your posture while being scanned can affect your result too. dont wear skinny jeans, or clothes with fancy embroidery, or be morbidly obese, or be sweaty </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blightzkrieg 05/31/21 5:59:11 PM #19:	the tsa is a placebo --- https://imgur.com/1XbPahR <cite>Blightzkrieg posted [p:954501425] in Just got a... [t:79488096]...</cite> <quote>the tsa is a placebo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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