Poll of the Day > Christians, is Jesus supposed to be resurrected as a human again in the future?

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I'm not Christian but I watched Passion of the Christ and Mary Magdalene on Primevideo recently which has me interested in the subject.
I'm just curious, is there any sort of prophecy or whatever that Jesus could be born as a human again?


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I think that is the meaning of the second coming, yes.
Of course even if a dude came back walking on water and healing sick people by touching them the Christians would still call him a heretic.

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Zareth posted...

I think that is the meaning of the second coming, yes.
Of course even if a dude came back walking on water and healing sick people by touching them the Christians would still call him a heretic.

Is there any theories as to when this would happen?

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Nope, it's almost like they intentionally left it to be as vague as possible.

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hopin he'll come and clarify a few things, lots of people confused. maybe retell some of those parables

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Ferarri619 posted...

Is there any theories has to when this would happen?

After the thousand year reign of the Antichrist if memory serves.

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Zareth posted...

I think that is the meaning of the second coming, yes.
Of course even if a dude came back walking on water and healing sick people by touching them the Christians would still call him a heretic.

That's... Kind of the point?

Beware false prophets and the antichrist and all that jazz

Trump was apparently the Jesus so he came and went and now Christianity proven false

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It's been Ewan McGregor all along

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Zareth posted...

I think that is the meaning of the second coming, yes.
Of course even if a dude came back walking on water and healing sick people by touching them the Christians would still call him a heretic.

1. And I beheld another beast coming up out of the earth; and he had two horns like a lamb, and he spake as a dragon.
2. And he exerciseth all the power of the first beast before him, and causeth the earth and them which dwell therein to worship the first beast, whose deadly wound was healed.
3. And he doeth great wonders, so that he maketh fire come down from heaven on the earth in the sight of men,
4. And deceiveth them that dwell on the earth by the means of those miracles which he had power to do in the sight of the beast; saying to them that dwell on the earth, that they should make an image to the beast, which had the wound by a sword, and did live.
5. And he had power to give life unto the image of the beast, that the image of the beast should both speak, and cause that as many as would not worship the image of the beast should be killed.

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Joshs Name posted...

hopin he'll come and clarify a few things, lots of people confused. maybe retell some of those parables

Particularly that recipe for cod in breadcrumbs that serves 5,000.

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As a former Christian I always thought he would just come back down from heaven (he ascended up to heaven so why would he be reborn in a new body?)

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Muscles posted...

As a former Christian I always thought he would just come back down from heaven (he ascended up to heaven so why would he be reborn in a new body?)

And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.
His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.
And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.
And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.
And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.
And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS.

Revelation 19:11-6

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Zareth posted...

Of course even if a dude came back walking on water and healing sick people by touching them the Christians would still call him a heretic.

To say nothing of what the fundies would do to anyone suggesting that we be sympathetic to the poor.

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My particular denomination believes that he's actually going to come back as a giant transforming mecha.
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I'm pretty sure he's coming back as a fox.

Then in the future whenever christians don't know what to do/say.....they will just sing.

What would the fox say?

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ParanoidObsessive posted...

My particular denomination believes that he's actually going to come back as a giant transforming mecha.

so i take it you are a christian scientist, ok?

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Y'all getting... left below!


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ParanoidObsessive posted...

My particular denomination believes that he's actually going to come back as a giant transforming mecha.

Under some interpretations and from the right perspectives, humans are giant transforming mechas.

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captpackrat posted...

And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.
His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.
And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.
And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.
And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.
And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS.

Revelation 19:11-6

Literally the story of a close encounter with extraterrestrials

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ClarkDuke posted...

so i take it you are a christian scientist, ok?

Wouldn't he be more of a Christian Engineer?

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If he is human he'll probably be impeached.

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I was under the impression that the second coming he would come back full force.
He already came as man to get us to repent

why would he do the same thing again?
next time he comes he aint playin

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Metalsonic66 posted...

It's been Ewan McGregor all along

Hello there!
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Ferarri619 posted...

I'm not Christian but I watched Passion of the Christ and Mary Magdalene on Primevideo recently which has me interested in the subject.
I'm just curious, is there any sort of prophecy or whatever that Jesus could be born as a human again?

No. In fact the Bible is pretty explicit that, when he returns, it will be part of the end times/final days/whatever you want to call it. Not only do we have things like Revelation saying that but there's absolutely no prophecy in Christianity hinting that Jesus will be born as a mortal again. It's one of the reasons why Christians basically automatically write-off anyone claiming that they are Jesus or Jesus was born in X country some-time after or whatever.

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emagdnE posted...

Hello there!

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Unbridled9 posted...

No. In fact the Bible is pretty explicit that, when he returns, it will be part of the end times/final days/whatever you want to call it. Not only do we have things like Revelation saying that but there's absolutely no prophecy in Christianity hinting that Jesus will be born as a mortal again. It's one of the reasons why Christians basically automatically write-off anyone claiming that they are Jesus or Jesus was born in X country some-time after or whatever.

Imagine being born in a generation that would get to experience the end of the world.
Would be interesting to say the least

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Ferarri619 posted...

Imagine being born in a generation that would get to experience the end of the world.
Would be interesting to say the least

A lot of generations believed they were. I mean, can you blame someone born when, say, the black death was ravaging Europe from believing it was the end times?

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Unbridled9 posted...

A lot of generations believed they were. I mean, can you blame someone born when, say, the black death was ravaging Europe from believing it was the end times?

no but imagine being the generation that experiences reality as we know it melt away

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armandro posted...

no but imagine being the generation that experiences reality as we know it melt away

Who knows what will happen. I've heard theories like that it will be the end of the universe and nothing will continue after, or that everyone who isn't raptured will be left behind in the world, or many other things. And that's assuming Christianity is correct about the end times. For all we know the 'end' could simply be being the generation that's around when the final black hole decays away while we all observe from a pocket dimension or something.

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The problem with witnessing the end times, is it's nigh impossible unless we had the lifespan of Methuselah.

The end times where the antichrist reigns before the rapture is supposed to last 1000 years while mankind is culled in thirds.

And my understanding has always been being the first third or the last third is really, really going to suck.

So until we get a lot closer to the singularity to where life extension technology.can push your existence to a Millennium, odds are high that we aren't going to see the apocalypse in any meaningful sense.

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I thought he already came back

for easter

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wolfy42 posted...

I'm pretty sure he's coming back as a fox.

He's the Lion of Judah, so...


Or the Lamb of God...


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The first makes it look like he's on his way to Yiffcon and the second looks more like an alien than anything else.

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I got bad news about Jesus comin' back!

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