Poll of the Day > Space Force Employee is DEMOTED cause he'd rather have a PS5 than go to WORK!!!

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mrduckbear
12/17/20 7:52:30 PM
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Do you think a PS5 is worth it over that silly space force job?


The PS5 is one of the most sought after and hard to find console around the world and is immensely more popular than the XBOX Series X in terms of sales and scalpers trying to get the console and resell at a profit.

But for one member of Trump's newest military division, the Space Force, his wanting a PS5 was more important than his job!!

The Airman was in search of a PS5 at Target when he found out there would be new stock of the hottest holiday console as only a handful of lucky customers who waited in line like him were able to grab it..and unfortunately, he didn't get his.

His day got worse however as the Senior Airman, now Airman First Class was DEMOTED because he ended up being LATE for the Fitness Improvement Program.

It seems it wasn't his first time being late but this was the last straw and got the letter he posted of his demotion which he found amusing.

The airman said "YOLO, PS5 > letters of discipline"

Some felt the punishment was too harsh as this demotion will affect his career but also a pay cut

Although now that there's a new President, what happens to Trump's Space Force remains to be seen and if Biden scraps the division, his demotion would be meaningless anyway.

The airman also said he would DO IT AGAIN because all he wanted this holiday was a PS5 which seems to be more important than his job.

Do you think a PS5 is worth it over that silly space force job?

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zebatov
12/17/20 7:54:31 PM
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Dont blame him. Im 30th in line for a call about an SX. Ill be getting sick the day that call comes.

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Lokarin
12/17/20 7:54:47 PM
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"Yolo, PS5 > letters of discipline"


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Zeus
12/17/20 8:06:21 PM
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mrduckbear posted...
Some felt the punishment was too harsh as this demotion will affect his career but also a pay cut

The guy had habitual performance issues. He was lucky he wasn't getting fired.

mrduckbear posted...
The airman also said he would DO IT AGAIN because all he wanted this holiday was a PS5 which seems to be more important than his job.

Do you think a PS5 is worth it over that silly space force job?

Aka "Is a game system more important than a relatively high-paying, cushy government job?"

tbh, with the money he's likely lost due to the demotion, he could have just paid a scalper and had tons to spare.

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Lokarin
12/17/20 8:08:25 PM
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Zeus posted...
He was lucky he wasn't getting fired.

It's almost impossible to get fired from SPACE FORCE

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Far-Queue
12/17/20 8:10:55 PM
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I take back everything I said about the Space Force @LinkPizza these dudes sound like a bunch of fucking clowns

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Zeus
12/17/20 8:28:33 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
I take back everything I said about the Space Force LinkPizza these dudes sound like a bunch of fucking clowns

You mean a government agency is a joke?!

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They need to take their shit seriously, though. The Space Marines will be the first line of defense against the Tyranids.

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LinkPizza
12/17/20 8:30:15 PM
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mrduckbear posted...
Although now that there's a new President, what happens to Trump's Space Force remains to be seen and if Biden scraps the division, his demotion would be meaningless anyway.

I don't see why his demotion would be meaningless...

Zeus posted...
The guy had habitual performance issues. He was lucky he wasn't getting fired.

You don't exactly get fired... And it can take a lot before you get discharged... Like actual jail time. Being late and getting paperwork isn't as big a deal as you'd think. Honestly, taking a stripe is kind of harsh for something like this. Though, the only reason he'd be in Back to basics is because of a failed PT (or possibly failed mock test, if that base has those)...

Zeus posted...
tbh, with the money he's likely lost due to the demotion, he could have just paid a scalper and had tons to spare.

Maybe. But probably not. SrA pay isn't really a lot, tbh... Plus, he probably had bills and stuff...

Far-Queue posted...
I take back everything I said about the Space Force LinkPizza these dudes sound like a bunch of fucking clowns

They're just Airmen still... And most of them are nerds/gamers...
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Metalsonic66
12/17/20 8:30:49 PM
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I assumed that the higher-ups in the Space Force would be on the ground doing the boring stuff anyway

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streamofthesky
12/17/20 9:57:57 PM
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The fuck is wrong with these people?
It's not even some rare limited/collector's edition thing.
It's just the damn console!

What games are they unable to play w/o it? A remaster of a 10 year old game and an expanded port of a PS4 game? That's like the only PS5-exclusives right now, correct?
Freaking idiot.

And yeah, not surprised the Space Force is a bunch of clowns. It's a dumb creation that could've just been a SMALL part of one of the existing military branches. The literal Air Force used to be part of the Army, even through WW2 where they were used...quite a lot. And yet we need an independent Space Force right now, when there have been....hold on let me check.... ah yes, ZERO military or violent incidents in space thus far!
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Raddest_Chad
12/17/20 11:36:45 PM
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Lokarin posted...
"Yolo, PS5 > letters of discipline"
I hope that quote is remembered to be placed on his tombstone many years from now.
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LinkPizza
12/18/20 1:25:49 AM
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streamofthesky posted...
It's a dumb creation that could've just been a SMALL part of one of the existing military branches.

You mean it's a dumb creation that was ALREADY a part of an existing military branch. It's already the air Force. They just took some Air Force members, and said you're Space Force now. They was an email sent to the entire Air Force about it.
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Zeus
12/23/20 2:59:23 PM
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streamofthesky posted...
And yeah, not surprised the Space Force is a bunch of clowns. It's a dumb creation that could've just been a SMALL part of one of the existing military branches. The literal Air Force used to be part of the Army, even through WW2 where they were used...quite a lot. And yet we need an independent Space Force right now, when there have been....hold on let me check.... ah yes, ZERO military or violent incidents in space thus far!

Kind of like how it's only worth buying fire insurance after a fire. After all, that's when it'll do the most good... oh wait.

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adjl
12/23/20 3:25:09 PM
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Zeus posted...
Kind of like how it's only worth buying fire insurance after a fire. After all, that's when it'll do the most good... oh wait.

You buy fire insurance before you actually have a fire, but usually some time after fire has actually been invented/discovered. A space force should be established before any military incidents occur in space and the country is left defenseless, but establishing it before there have even been remote hints of such incidents or any reason to believe that any other country is capable of/interested in perpetrating them is nonetheless premature.

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LinkPizza
12/23/20 3:26:34 PM
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Zeus posted...
Kind of like how it's only worth buying fire insurance after a fire. After all, that's when it'll do the most good... oh wait.

Except that doesn't work. Technically, the Space Force already existed. It was part of the Air Force. So, it's like having Fire insurance, than renaming it something else... Tbh, there doesn't even really need to be more than one military. We could all go under the Armed Force with specializations in different things...
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GGuirao13
01/01/21 1:29:52 PM
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It'll be disbanded soon enough, anyway.

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Fierce_Deity_08
01/09/21 11:11:14 AM
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He should consider himself lucky, with a job like that he can afford a PS5 no matter what price it is.

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LinkPizza
01/09/21 12:16:54 PM
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Fierce_Deity_08 posted...
He should consider himself lucky, with a job like that he can afford a PS5 no matter what price it is.

I mean, he was only a SrA, so he wasnt rich or anything... Thats only 3 stripes... And now, he only has two...
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SKARDAVNELNATE
01/09/21 12:31:18 PM
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mrduckbear posted...
It seems it wasn't his first time being late but this was the last straw
So it was going to happen anyway. Shopping for a PS5 the time it did happen is coincidental. I wonder if this would be as interesting a story if he was demoted for being late on the day he went back for extra bacon in the mess hall.

mrduckbear posted...
The airman said "YOLO, PS5 > letters of discipline"
Most things are better than a letter of discipline. Socks are better than a letter of discipline. The idea is that you want to have socks and avoid getting a letter of discipline. He now has a letter of discipline and no PS5.

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coinstarcad
01/09/21 7:14:41 PM
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This guy is unreliable. How can I have assurances that my heritage will be defended in space?
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