Poll of the Day > Are you PURE?? Take this test and Post your Results!!!

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mrduckbear
09/20/20 1:17:48 AM
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Where did you land?






it's 100 questions of yes or no but let's see who here is a saint..and who's a sexual deviant!..

https://www.arealme.com/rice-purity-test/en/
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wwinterj25
09/20/20 1:29:49 AM
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https://i.imgur.com/sfFArol.jpg

Interesting...

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wolfy42
09/20/20 1:29:50 AM
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I scored 11 but I was married for 20 years, and my wife was bi. I never had sex with animals (I know, my gfaqs name is wolfy, but I don't swing that way), or icest, but most of the other questions were pretty freaking tame.

Never had an STD but I took a test when I had unprotected sex when younger once (actually the condom broke). That also precipitated a pregnancy scare lolz.

So yeah, pretty much your gonna be impure if you are married according to that test (I mean, we did anal as well, and used toys etc, so maybe a very ....um....basic couple that just did missionary, never did oral on each other etc, wouldn't be impure,.....but probably not most couples today.

I also had no arrests, felony's, never wore hadcuffs (not even in bed *sad face*), didn't join the mile high club and a few others, but most of the answers were yes from me. Quite likely an 11 means, I only answered no 11 times lol.

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SunWuKung420
09/20/20 1:35:20 AM
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I'm not going to click that link.

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wwinterj25
09/20/20 1:37:01 AM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
I'm not going to click that link.
Good.

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SunWuKung420
09/20/20 1:50:33 AM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Good.

Not giving your private information to strangers over the internet is good. I'm glad you agree but you still clicked the link.

Honestly, your hypocrisy is not surprising.

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jramirez23
09/20/20 1:53:29 AM
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Its an interesting tradition to have incoming students at Rice University take this purity test. But I imagine its only relevant for like the first week of classes cuz I have heard that its a very nerdy college.

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wolfy42
09/20/20 1:58:29 AM
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I mean, I really don't care if the world knows I've had a three way, or gone down on my wife.

But I guess I can understand if you don't wanna share info like that.

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SKARDAVNELNATE
09/20/20 2:03:33 AM
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93
Though one question was overly wordy to point that I don't know what it was asking.
I also didn't think witnessing a traffic accident should count toward being questioned by the police in this context.

If you answer no to kissing it still asks about kissing in different situations.
If you answer no to having intercourse it still asks about intercourse in different situations.
I think the subsequent questions can be reasonably skipped based on the earlier response.

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IronBornCorps
09/20/20 2:49:50 AM
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Have you had the police called on you - no
Have you ever been arrested - no
Have you ever been handcuffed - yes

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wolfy42
09/20/20 2:58:19 AM
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IronBornCorps posted...
Have you ever been handcuffed - yes


Lucky:)

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joemodda
09/20/20 3:56:25 AM
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92, although I answered one question wrong, so I guess it's 93

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Wanded
09/20/20 4:43:00 AM
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95

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ganondorf77
09/20/20 4:55:25 AM
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This is siupper silly... my score 45

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Zeus
09/20/20 5:57:05 AM
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wolfy42 posted...
I never had sex with animals (I know, my gfaqs name is wolfy, but I don't swing that way)

When somebody feels compelled to say they've never had sex with animals, it only makes me more suspicious because that's an unusually specific mention.

IronBornCorps posted... Have you had the police called on you - no
Have you ever been arrested - no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jomVymCVNek

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wolfy42
09/20/20 6:00:47 AM
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All Yes

Held hands, romantically? Been on a date? Been in a relationship? Kissed a non-family member?
Kissed a non-family member on the lips? French kissed? French kissed in public? Kissed on the neck?
Kissed horizontally? Given or received a love bite? Kissed or been kissed on the breast? Kissed someone below the belt? Kissed more than one person at a time? Played a game involving stripping? Masturbated to a picture or video? Masturbated while someone else was in the room? Helped someone masturbate? Been caught masturbating? Seen or read pornographic material? Massaged or been massaged sensually? Gone through the motions of intercourse whilst being fully dressed? Undressed or been undressed by a MPS (member of the preferred sex)? Showered with a MPS? Fondled or had your butt cheeks fondled? Fondled or had your breasts fondled? Fondled or had your genitals fondled? Heard of blue balls? Had an orgasm due to someone elses manipulation? Tried sexting with any stranger(s)? Sent or received sexually explicit photographs? Purchased contraceptives? Given oral sex? Received oral sex? Ingested someone else's sexual secretion? Used a sex toy with a partner? Spent the night with a MPS? Been walked in on while engaging in a sexual act? Kicked a roommate out to commit a sexual act? Had sexual intercourse? Had sexual intercourse three or more times in one night? Had sexual intercourse ten or more times? Had sexual intercourse in four or more different positions? Had sexual intercourse with a stranger or person you met within 24 hours? Had sexual intercourse in a motor vehicle? Had sexual intercourse outdoors? Had sexual intercourse in public? Had sexual intercourse in a swimming pool or hot tub? Had sexual intercourse in a bed not belonging to you or your partner? Had sexual intercourse with a non-participating third party in the same room? Had a threesome? Attended an orgy? Had two or more distinct acts of sexual intercourse with two or more people within 24 hours? Had sexual intercourse with five or more partners? Been photographed or filmed during sexual intercourse by yourself or others? Had period sex? Had anal sex? Had a pregnancy scare? Paid or been paid for a sexual act? Committed an act of voyeurism? Ingested alcohol in a non-religious context? Played a drinking game? Been drunk? Faked sobriety in front of parents or teachers? Had severe memory loss due to alcohol? Used tobacco?U sed marijuana? Used a drug stronger than marijuana? Used methamphetamine, crack, cocaine, PCP, horse tranquilizers or heroin? Been sent to the office of a principal, dean or judicial affairs representative for a disciplinary infraction? Been put on disciplinary probation or suspended? Urinated in front of anyone? Urinated in public? Taken a shower/bath with anyone older than 10 years of age? Gone skinny-dipping?Gone streaking? Seen a stripper? Had the police called on you? Run from the police? Had the police question you? Committed an act of vandalism? Participated in a booty call with a partner whom you were not in a relationship with? Traveled 100 miles or more for the primary purpose of sexual intercourse? Had sexual intercourse with a partner with an age gap of more than 3 years? Had sexual intercourse with a virgin? Had sexual intercourse without a condom? Had an STD test due to reasonable suspicion?

All No

Cheated on a significant other during a relationship? Had sexual intercourse while you or your partners parents were in the same home? Impregnated someone or been impregnated? Committed an act of incest? Engaged in bestiality? Got handcuffed? Been arrested? Been convicted of a crime? Been convicted of a felony? Joined the mile high club? Had an STD?

11
Congratulations on being hardcore. It is likely that you have had sex with an animal, a cousin or a paying customer before. I bet you have never come across anyone with a lower score in real life!


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wolfy42
09/20/20 6:03:52 AM
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Zeus posted...
wolfy42 posted...
I never had sex with animals (I know, my gfaqs name is wolfy, but I don't swing that way)

When somebody feels compelled to say they've never had sex with animals, it only makes me more suspicious because that's an unusually specific mention.


Lol I only said no 11 times and felt it was important to mention that was one of them. I now actually posted all my yes and no responses lol. Even some of them really should be explained as many sound worse then they really were (the yes ones I mean, there are like, explanations. Basically though I was a young guy at one point (But urinating in public and being chased by the police were both in mexico....but I still think that counts (We had the federales called on us and didn't wait around to find out why (when buying tacos at a stand in mexico). We were not taking chances with going to mexican prison.

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wolfy42
09/20/20 6:15:34 AM
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As a brief explination of some of them.

I met my wife online, we had phone sex, and sent pictures (no videos) thought we did make a few later. We were one of the first couples who met online to get married. My wife was bi (had just gotten out of a lesbian relationship), and enjoyed women and sleeping with casual people, I didn't. That led to me having a 3 way, a 4 way, and also watching a few times (voyerism).

The first girl I slept with was right after I got out of the air force, the night I met her in a resteraunt. I had never kissed a girl, held hands, dated etc up to that point. We had sex MANY times that night (no clue how many lost count). My wife was more than 3 years older than me. I tried sexting when I tried dating a few years ago, didn't really like it.

Police were called for noise for parties (birthday etc) more than once, prob other things, also the federales in mexico.

Was sent to the principles office for skipping school, got saturday detentions, skipped those, was going to be sent to continuation school but transfered to a private school instead.

Had a friend live with us in Alameda, so yeah, kicked him out for sex more than a few times.

Had sex while camping, had sex in our car more then a few times while on lunch at work (in public) had sex all over the place we were married 20 years. Most of the answers are obvious if you were married along time. I'm actually not that adventurous so it's crazy that I scored so low.

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ClarkDuke
09/20/20 6:27:48 AM
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i got a 14, ok?

jramirez23 posted...
Its an interesting tradition to have incoming students at Rice University take this purity test. But I imagine its only relevant for like the first week of classes cuz I have heard that its a very nerdy college.
i thought so, the questions felt like something a parent would ask, ok?

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lihlih
09/20/20 7:36:08 AM
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wolfy42 posted...
I scored 11 but I was married for 20 years, and my wife was bi. I never had sex with animals (I know, my gfaqs name is wolfy, but I don't swing that way), or icest, but most of the other questions were pretty freaking tame.

Never had an STD but I took a test when I had unprotected sex when younger once (actually the condom broke). That also precipitated a pregnancy scare lolz.

So yeah, pretty much your gonna be impure if you are married according to that test (I mean, we did anal as well, and used toys etc, so maybe a very ....um....basic couple that just did missionary, never did oral on each other etc, wouldn't be impure,.....but probably not most couples today.

I also had no arrests, felony's, never wore hadcuffs (not even in bed *sad face*), didn't join the mile high club and a few others, but most of the answers were yes from me. Quite likely an 11 means, I only answered no 11 times lol.


I've mostly had sex with long time partners that were on birth control so I didn't use too many condoms. The times I did use condoms, they seemed durable as fuck. What kind of crazy sex are you guys having to have condoms break on you?
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keyblader1985
09/20/20 7:47:50 AM
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I'm just glad I don't have the highest score here..

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wolfy42
09/20/20 8:25:33 AM
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lihlih posted...
I've mostly had sex with long time partners that were on birth control so I didn't use too many condoms. The times I did use condoms, they seemed durable as fuck. What kind of crazy sex are you guys having to have condoms break on you?


Well it only happened once over many condoms and I believe it was from a convience store, so maybe it was old? I don't know, I was 19 at the time and um vigorous, and we didn't even know the condom had torn till afterwards. We kinda threw up out arms at that point and didn't use condoms the rest of the night (maybe not bright but I was freaking 19 lol and had a girl that was really into it with me).

That being said, I often used condoms when having anal sex with my wife and I've had them tear then as well (Even though we used lube, and one time without a condom I tore my forskin (ouch, lotsa blood), didn't go to the hospital though. We didn't do anal for awhile after that lols.

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wolfy42
09/20/20 8:32:01 AM
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Oh and for faked sobriety, that was actually pot, not alcohol, so not sure if it sure count. I ate a pot candy my wife got in CA, but it turns out they were REALLY freaking strong I was stoned and out of it the whole next day, but was student teaching at the time (Thank god I wasn't actually teaching), so I was a zombie that whole day. I don't think anyone really noticed or maybe they thought I just wasn't feeling well. I did drink when I was a kid, but only when I went to mexico with my uncle, so not in front of teachers. I didn't have parents so no need to fake sobriety in front of them, but I errored on the side of caution and said yes.

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blu
09/20/20 8:38:34 AM
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36
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MrMelodramatic
09/20/20 8:49:00 AM
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26

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LinkPizza
09/20/20 9:41:44 AM
#26:


This test is hilarious! I love the ridiculous questions! Here's my score:

https://i.imgur.com/GXR9iCP.png

That said, while the score may seem low, it was most just "did you have sex" and stuff. So, anyone who's had enough sex will just get a low score...
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wolfy42
09/20/20 9:57:20 AM
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LinkPizza posted...
This test is hilarious! I love the ridiculous questions! Here's my score:

https://i.imgur.com/GXR9iCP.png

That said, while the score may seem low, it was most just "did you have sex" and stuff. So, anyone who's had enough sex will just get a low score...


Yeah, I think if you have had sex with more then a few people you pretty much can't score over 30, maybe this is a test for teenagers lol.

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funbot
09/20/20 11:30:09 AM
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33
This range of scores is reserved for the super hardcore people, like the people who have been in orgies or in jail (eg.: youve probably used a hard drug before or had sex in public or had anal sex, etc.) Moral limit never is a problem for you in life.


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PK_Spam
09/20/20 11:37:58 AM
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this makes me seem like a degenerate!

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Lokarin
09/20/20 11:40:31 AM
#30:


> Danced without leaving room for Jesus?

What does Jesus have to do with purity?

> Heard of blue balls?

Just hearing about it makes you a sinner, I guess

EDIT:

97
Wow, youre as pure as Virgin Mary. Maybe you've perhaps tried to hold hands or kiss someone other than a family member, but generally speaking you're still almost the purest kind human!


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wolfy42
09/20/20 11:44:07 AM
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Lokarin posted...
> Danced without leaving room for Jesus?

What does Jesus have to do with purity?

> Heard of blue balls?

Just hearing about it makes you a sinner, I guess


It's when you stick the tip in, but not too deep, in case Jesus is already in there being immaculately conceived.

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LinkPizza
09/20/20 11:52:05 AM
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Lokarin posted...
Danced without leaving room for Jesus?

This question immediately made me laugh!
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papercup
09/20/20 11:58:59 AM
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80% pure. :o

Also I took the IQ test for shits and giggles. 166. lol There's no way my IQ is that high

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papercup
09/20/20 12:00:18 PM
#34:


LinkPizza posted...
This question immediately made me laugh!

Yeah I didn't quite understand what that question meant so I said "No"

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LinkPizza
09/20/20 12:06:08 PM
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Yeah I didn't quite understand what that question meant so I said "No"

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WhiskeyDisk
09/20/20 12:27:08 PM
#36:


18.

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funbot
09/20/20 12:47:00 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
https://i.imgur.com/qed3mGL.jpg
Jesus is bi, so he likes getting in between hetero couples for some sweet MMF action.

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DDirtyDastard
09/20/20 12:50:05 PM
#38:


I got a 20. Apparently I'm an impure mother fucker.
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Noop_Noop
09/20/20 12:54:11 PM
#39:


thing is, i have done a lot of these things exclusively with the same person so im gonna guess the number will be terribly skewed and stupid, just like duckbear

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BlackScythe0
09/20/20 1:03:44 PM
#40:


47 impure claims that is normal.
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CarefreeDude
09/20/20 1:15:03 PM
#41:


Basically short of beastiality, hard drugs and a few others, I've done it all

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DDirtyDastard
09/20/20 1:41:28 PM
#42:


Noop_Noop posted...
thing is, i have done a lot of these things exclusively with the same person so im gonna guess the number will be terribly skewed and stupid, just like duckbear

Just because you've done it with a single person doesn't mean that you didn't lose your purity. Say you split up, you don't get a pass on purity because you did it in the sanctity of a marriage. You don't get your purity back, once you give it up (or in a horrifying scenario it's taken against your will) you don't ever get it back.
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wwinterj25
09/20/20 2:07:30 PM
#43:


SunWuKung420 posted...
Not giving your private information to strangers over the internet is good. I'm glad you agree but you still clicked the link.

Honestly, your hypocrisy is not surprising.
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Ozmose
09/20/20 2:28:06 PM
#44:


13.

I was a bad boy in my younger years.

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Aculo
09/20/20 2:31:45 PM
#45:


Danced without leaving room for Jesus?

what does that even mean?

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wwinterj25
09/20/20 2:34:34 PM
#46:


Aculo posted...
Danced without leaving room for Jesus?

what does that even mean?
I assume dancing close.

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Aculo
09/20/20 2:40:22 PM
#47:


i got a 40, and i don't think the stuff i did was all that crazy, really, ok?

ClarkDuke posted...
i got a 14, ok?

i thought so, the questions felt like something a parent would ask, ok?
i'd expect nothing less from a person with a life as interesting as yours, clark. continue your journey with no regrets, ok?

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LinkPizza
09/20/20 2:42:47 PM
#48:


Aculo posted...
Danced without leaving room for Jesus?

what does that even mean?

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WhiskeyDisk
09/20/20 2:52:10 PM
#49:


a bible length is a terrible unit of measurement. there's gigantic ones that have to be placed on a lecturne, there's ones the size of a postage stamp that fit on a keychain...

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Gaawa_chan
09/20/20 5:10:09 PM
#50:


A lot of these questions don't seem to care about intent or consent; I've had explicit content sent to me, but it was to harass me, for example.

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