Current Events > Drinking Topic 32 - For thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager, forever

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TreyFlowers
08/21/20 5:08:02 PM
#51:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Downloading Microsoft Flight Sim 2020. 90Gbs to go! First flight to Nashville to see Mabus. Then Maybe a trip up to Canada to see Canuck and A-C-A-B

I just gotta learn how to fly first. No big deal.

Maybe leave the leper colony of NA and come to Australia just an idea

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MabusIncarnate
08/21/20 5:16:40 PM
#52:


TreyFlowers posted...
Maybe leave the leper colony of NA and come to Australia just an idea
I'm legit envious of your country and how things are handled there. I feel stuck here in a nation of morons, if I had the means to pick up and leave I would, without hesitation. I'd never say that 5 years ago.

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TreyFlowers
08/21/20 5:25:14 PM
#53:


I went to the football on the weekend. Was awesome

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a-c-a-b
08/21/20 7:21:38 PM
#54:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR_CdJF_G4E
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a-c-a-b
08/21/20 7:59:46 PM
#55:


I'm hammered up right good.

I'm always down for some Stones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFLJFl7ws_0
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MabusIncarnate
08/21/20 8:04:11 PM
#56:


Nice, one of my favorites by them

https://youtu.be/OusADDs_3ps

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JimCarrysToe
08/21/20 8:05:12 PM
#57:


Hey johnny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqk_nWAjBus

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a-c-a-b
08/21/20 8:10:06 PM
#58:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Nice, one of my favorites by them

https://youtu.be/OusADDs_3ps

Fuck yeah.
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a-c-a-b
08/21/20 8:12:35 PM
#59:


Always love and respect for Neil.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2jyzIrzs5Y
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Machete
08/21/20 8:19:24 PM
#60:


Paint It Black and Gimme Shelter best Stones songs imo

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a-c-a-b
08/21/20 8:20:04 PM
#61:


This is a really good song too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGyMxfCMSlE
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MabusIncarnate
08/21/20 8:22:26 PM
#62:


Trying this Avengers beta, holy shit just give me a Hulk game. Easily the highlight of the game so far, destroying everything and tossing around people like rag dolls. Good mindless action game so far.

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/21/20 8:36:23 PM
#63:


I got a shit load of humming birds. I just stood by the feeder and had two of them come right up to me. They're totally cool with me being that close. I need to start taking pictures.

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MabusIncarnate
08/21/20 8:40:36 PM
#64:


I have a couple that come around and they are pretty fearless, they will come feed if i'm sitting on the porch and I have a couple feeders hanging from there. They are pretty awesome.

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/21/20 8:48:12 PM
#65:


I love how their little wings flap so fast it sounds like a motor running. I'm gonna start naming them because they each have a unique mark on em. One has a red ring around his neck so he's obviously Redneck.

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matteus70
08/21/20 8:51:48 PM
#66:


Just keep that feeder stocked up and they'll keep coming.

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MabusIncarnate
08/21/20 8:54:51 PM
#67:


I mix my own, half a cup of sugar with 2 cups of water, and try to keep it full during the summer. It's within window view of the couch and the cat likes sleeping there and chatter at the birds.

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/21/20 8:55:14 PM
#68:


Yeah other day I noticed it was really low and my gf is like "go fill it up" and I said "DAMNIT WOMAN were about to head out the door i'll do it when we come back" The birds knew the feeder was low as well and flew right up to us outside as if to say "Hey buddy..... that feeder is low and this will be a problem if it's not fixed"

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YugiNoob
08/21/20 9:23:49 PM
#69:


Don't feel bad Mabus, I took a full on BITE of frozen OJ concentrate thinking I had found a giant popsicle XD

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jon1012
08/21/20 10:21:59 PM
#70:


What are you drinking???????

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nevershine
08/21/20 10:26:20 PM
#71:


anyone up for a game?
i p tipsy and if not, ill just hit the hay and maybe tomorrow?

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Tyrannosaurus
08/21/20 10:27:56 PM
#72:


Well, whos drinking? Im trashed.

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BlazinBlue88
08/21/20 10:31:13 PM
#73:


Ugh, finishing off my bottle of sake for tonight. Wife and I are watching TV. Have to wake up super earlier so I can do yard work and pack for vacation.

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MabusIncarnate
08/21/20 10:35:21 PM
#74:


I just started, gonna be a late night for me, I don't have shit to tomorrow and it's gonna be raining so no yard work.

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YugiNoob
08/21/20 10:38:43 PM
#75:


I'm up for a game whenever since it's a state holiday :3

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IfGodCouldDie
08/21/20 11:55:59 PM
#76:


How many souls do you guys have if they are real?

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jon1012
08/21/20 11:58:27 PM
#77:


I am maybe 5 beers in

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MabusIncarnate
08/22/20 12:05:49 AM
#78:


IfGodCouldDie posted...
How many souls do you guys have if they are real?
Is this a trick question?

I don't believe in it, but i'd assume one.

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JimCarrysToe
08/22/20 12:34:00 AM
#79:


"I've never felt so epic eating a bowl of cereal"

Oh youtube comments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VInr-cSNNU

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IfGodCouldDie
08/22/20 12:41:07 AM
#80:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Is this a trick question?

I don't believe in it, but i'd assume one.
No just a segway into mentioning I have purchased 3 souls from other people for dirt cheap. I still have the paper work somewhere packed away. I did own a 4th but after like 2 days the guy came crying to me about how he regrets selling me his soul and he really wanted it back. So I sold it back to him for 50 bucks, he sold it to me for 1g of weed.

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MabusIncarnate
08/22/20 12:43:20 AM
#81:


IfGodCouldDie posted...
No just a segway into mentioning I have purchased 3 souls from other people for dirt cheap. I still have the paper work somewhere packed away. I did own a 4th but after like 2 days the guy came crying to me about how he regrets selling me his soul and he really wanted it back. So I sold it back to him for 50 bucks, he sold it to me for 1g of weed.
I like you, you are a good bro

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IfGodCouldDie
08/22/20 12:44:03 AM
#82:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I like you, you are a good bro
Well like I mean, I would have given it back to him had he had some dignity about the whole thing.

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/22/20 12:53:36 AM
#83:


I've been told on multiple occasions that i'm soul less. How does that work in your department??

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TreyFlowers
08/22/20 1:34:50 AM
#84:


Annnnd it's gone

6 new cases overnight from a lady who worked while infectious

Back to 10 people at gatherings indoors/outdoors in Brisbane

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MabusIncarnate
08/22/20 1:49:32 AM
#85:


TreyFlowers posted...
Annnnd it's gone

6 new cases overnight from a lady who worked while infectious

Back to 10 people at gatherings indoors/outdoors in Brisbane
Trump will now shame your country and call it an unfortunate surge in cases

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IfGodCouldDie
08/22/20 2:05:50 AM
#86:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I've been told on multiple occasions that i'm soul less. How does that work in your department??
I would still purchase it with a written contract just in case.

I did get burned by someone once. It was actually at the same time I bought from the guy I was just talking about. So I had just bought an oz. and both these guys wanted some but had no many so I just kind of jokingly said "I'll give you each a gram if you sell me your souls." They both agreed. So I drafted up a document and had them both sign it and smear a drop of blood on the paper as well. Turns out one of them had sold their soul years ago for a quarter and the other guy came crying back to me so I sold it back to him for 5 times what I paid.

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/22/20 2:12:04 AM
#87:


Alright $50 million US dollars and my soul is yours.

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IfGodCouldDie
08/22/20 2:13:12 AM
#88:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Alright $50 million US dollars and my soul is yours.
Not worth it on my end. All the souls I have obtained have been dirt cheap. I less believe in souls and just figure they're worth collecting for cheap if they are real.

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/22/20 2:14:37 AM
#89:


Dont jerk me around here $48 Mil final offer.

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IfGodCouldDie
08/22/20 2:15:18 AM
#90:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Dont jerk me around here $48 Mil final offer.
I'll give you 20 cents and I'll let you lick the soles of my shoes.

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MabusIncarnate
08/22/20 2:16:00 AM
#91:


It's a buyers market Johnny idk

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/22/20 3:40:03 AM
#92:


I got 30Gbs downloaded. on the Flight sim. It just shut down came back up and said ""HEY! 60Gb patch we need to install....." I DIDNT EVEN FINISHING INSTALLING THE GAME!!!!!!!!!

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/22/20 4:41:46 AM
#93:


GF: I swear i'm gonna call you later this time!

*crickets*

I don't really give a rats ass. I just don't like being lied to multiple times. This is the ammunition I build up when I fuck up and she hits me with somethingI I did or didn't do.

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IfGodCouldDie
08/22/20 5:26:00 AM
#94:


So send her a text that says, "I really enjoyed our phone call, I think our relationship is stronger based on the things we talked about and I'm excited to bring another girl into the bedroom with us."

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/22/20 6:09:01 AM
#95:


No she's not cheating on me. Her kids would tell me because they actually like me.

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IfGodCouldDie
08/22/20 6:13:16 AM
#96:


thats not what I was getting at but that's good to hear lol

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pres_madagascar
08/22/20 6:14:22 AM
#97:


I've been drunk every day for the last 9 days now. I've had assistance in making it more fun though.

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/22/20 6:33:47 AM
#98:


These topics bring in more loaded alcoholics. I couldn't possibly drink for 9 days straight but when I do drink I go heavy. The next day is completely a dedicated recovery day and my gf knows this so I usually have to drink on random ass days like...... I gotta work today from home fuck

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MabusIncarnate
08/22/20 6:58:07 PM
#99:


I have not nearly been as productive working from home honestly, I need to find more motivation.

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JimCarrysToe
08/22/20 8:35:29 PM
#100:


https://www.amazon.com/Jewish-Japanese-Cook-Book-Raise-Wolves/dp/0399110437

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