Poll of the Day > Should guys' shorts go past the knee or above it?

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GhettoFlip
04/21/20 9:21:05 PM
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What is the proper way to wear shorts?


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LinkPizza
04/21/20 9:21:56 PM
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Doesn't that depend on the type of shorts?
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VeeVees
04/21/20 9:22:39 PM
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Above the knee, unless you are a midget.

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WastelandCowboy
04/21/20 9:23:44 PM
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Running and biking shorts above the knee.
Swim shorts at or below the knee.
Bermuda shorts at or above the knee.
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Kyuubi4269
04/21/20 9:24:23 PM
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90% of the way up the thigh, roll as necessary.
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darcandkharg31
04/21/20 9:25:03 PM
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70's/80's style, where your balls are almost hanging out.

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LinkPizza
04/21/20 9:25:21 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VbpOzX_CFc
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FrozenBananas
04/21/20 9:27:53 PM
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Above the knee? How is that winning? PotD wants guys to wear Dad shorts? For fucks sake

maybe Im behind in the fad times, but like 5 years ago anything above the knee was fucking dad shorts

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Cacciato
04/21/20 9:29:39 PM
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FrozenBananas posted...
Above the knee? How is that winning? PotD wants guys to wear Dad shorts? For fucks sake

this explains why you have most of the board blocked.
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RobertFripp
04/21/20 9:32:30 PM
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WastelandCowboy posted...
Running and biking shorts above the knee.
Swim shorts at or below the knee.
Bermuda shorts at or above the knee.

why would you wear swim shorts longer than non-swim shorts? You're supposed to show more skin

VeeVees posted...
Above the knee, unless you are a midget.

Doesn't make sense. Shorter guys should wear shorter shorts. Longer shorts make them look even shorter.

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VeeVees
04/21/20 9:32:47 PM
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FrozenBananas posted...
Above the knee? How is that winning? PotD wants guys to wear Dad shorts? For fucks sake

maybe Im behind in the fad times, but like 5 years ago anything above the knee was fucking dad shorts
Um, above the knee has been the norm for a long ass time, unless all you focus on is some hip hop shit.

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VeeVees
04/21/20 9:33:26 PM
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RobertFripp posted...
Doesn't make sense. Shorter guys should wear shorter shorts. Longer shorts make them look even shorter.
It's called pants.

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Zeus
04/21/20 9:34:57 PM
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I like shorts, they're easy and comfy to wear.

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LinkPizza
04/21/20 9:36:16 PM
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RobertFripp posted...
why would you wear swim shorts longer than non-swim shorts? You're supposed to show more skin

Idk. But I know that board shorts usually go past the knee. I look at guys at the beach very often and noticed that...
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captpackrat
04/22/20 2:28:40 PM
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I wish I could find some short short shorts.

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SunWuKung420
04/22/20 2:32:22 PM
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Show off those sexy knees guys!

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SilentSeph
04/22/20 2:38:26 PM
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Running shorts and swimming trunks, above. Jean and cargo shorts, below

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TheWiccan20
04/22/20 2:51:49 PM
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Should really depend on the activity in question.

Dailyware to be out and about running errands shopping things of that nature below the knee.

Beach and pool side above the knee.

Now for the two that are not part of the pole but I feel like should be mentioned.

Completely below the butt but above the thigh if you're trying to show off leg day ;-).

A little bit above the butt if you're trying to get that Sugar Daddy to buy you that nice video game. Just be careful and don't write checks you're not willing to cash if you know what I mean.
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blu
04/22/20 2:52:47 PM
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Id like to see a gender split here.

No, and Im a woman.
No, and Im a Man
yes, and Im a woman
yes, and Im a man
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Muscles
04/22/20 3:41:03 PM
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I prefer below the knee

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Kyuubi4269
04/22/20 4:15:36 PM
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captpackrat posted...
I wish I could find some short short shorts.

They're called speedos.
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dedbus
04/22/20 4:22:25 PM
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Below unless they girl shorts, hence the second pic of justin bieber.
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GodardOnGodard
04/22/20 4:49:18 PM
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shorts should never reach the knee, unless you have no idea what you're doing

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Smiffwilm
04/22/20 7:29:12 PM
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As long as you don't see their junk, whatevs.

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SunWuKung420
04/22/20 7:55:54 PM
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Smiffwilm posted...
As long as you don't see their junk, whatevs.

If you stop taking glances below their waist, you won't see the junk, muffin.

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darcandkharg31
04/22/20 7:58:08 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
If you stop taking glances below their waist, you won't see the junk, muffin.
If guys didn't want us looking at their junk they shouldn't wear such revealing clothing :/

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wolfy42
04/22/20 8:00:21 PM
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I mean, I like above the knee shorts on chicks, so it's only fair that guys wear em above as well.

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SunWuKung420
04/22/20 8:01:58 PM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
If guys didn't want us looking at their junk they shouldn't wear such revealing clothing :/

You choose whether or not to look.

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Kirby6417
04/22/20 8:04:42 PM
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I usually like to have my tip hanging out just a little bit
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Krazy_Kirby
04/22/20 8:34:23 PM
#30:


Zeus posted...
I like shorts, they're comfy and easy to wear.


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zebatov
04/22/20 8:37:28 PM
#31:


Apparently this was a wrong answers only and the people voting below the knee didnt get the memo.

If you wear tiny shorts, I feel bad for you son. I got ninety-nine problems but short-dick aint one.

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Smarkil
04/23/20 2:58:06 AM
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depends if you're jacked or not

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OhhhJa
04/23/20 3:11:24 AM
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zebatov posted...
Apparently this was a wrong answers only and the people voting below the knee didnt get the memo.

If you wear tiny shorts, I feel bad for you son. I got ninety-nine problems but short-dick aint one.
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ZBug_
04/23/20 3:23:04 AM
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Guys my dick is so big I have to wear hammer pants to mask it.

I have elephantiasis

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Kyuubi4269
04/23/20 4:27:24 AM
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zebatov posted...
If you wear tiny shorts, I feel bad for you son. I got ninety-nine problems but short-dick aint one.

If you ain't tuckin' your dick up your ass, you're doin' it wrong.
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BettyWhite
04/23/20 4:30:44 AM
#36:


I feel like a little kid when I wear shorts below the knee.

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Pointman
04/23/20 4:35:53 AM
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If you're wearing shorts that go past your knees, you should probably just be wearing pants,
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Krazy_Kirby
04/23/20 5:02:13 AM
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shorts can be above the knees while still having an inseam long enough
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Kyuubi4269
04/23/20 5:04:04 AM
#39:


BettyWhite posted...
I feel like a little kid when I wear shorts below the knee.

Get adult legs, then.
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Arguro
04/23/20 10:02:42 AM
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Shorts should just touch the top of your socks. Pants should cover your entire shoe and drag slightly on the ground. That is what JNCO told me in the 90s.

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wwinterj25
04/23/20 10:23:26 AM
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I'm indifferent but I voted below the knee as those generally look a bit better.

Pointman posted...
If you're wearing shorts that go past your knees, you should probably just be wearing pants,

Technically the only pair of shorts(outside of swim shorts) I own are pants as you unzip them and turn them into shorts.

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OhhhJa
04/23/20 10:24:26 AM
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The only people who still wear them below the knee are 90s kids that haven't let go of high school
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Conception616
04/23/20 10:51:26 AM
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TC is seriously obsessed with this topic, he just had an almost identical one deleted off of CE.
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thekingoftown
04/23/20 11:39:50 AM
#44:


Pointman posted...
If you're wearing shorts that go past your knees, you should probably just be wearing pants,

Shants

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darkknight109
04/23/20 11:57:34 AM
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All my shorts go to my ankles.

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darcandkharg31
04/23/20 12:05:10 PM
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I pretty much guarantee all the people who vote above the knee are white people, they have an obsession with tight clothing.

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BettyWhite
04/23/20 7:23:33 PM
#47:


Kyuubi4269 posted...
Get adult legs, then.

Lol. I have legs actually worth showing off, but enjoy your formless cargo shorts bro.

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BettyWhite
04/23/20 7:24:53 PM
#48:


OhhhJa posted...
The only people who still wear them below the knee are 90s kids that haven't let go of high school

And dudes in their 40s who adjusted to the style in the '90s and have become set in their ways.

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OhhhJa
04/23/20 7:26:18 PM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
I pretty much guarantee all the people who vote above the knee are white people, they have an obsession with tight clothing.
Above the knee doesn't necessarily mean they're tight though
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BettyWhite
04/23/20 7:27:54 PM
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The majority of CE.

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