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Lebronwon
12/23/19 4:44:43 PM
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KillerSlaw
12/23/19 4:45:40 PM
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2020: Disney buys Gamefaqs/Gamespot

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MedeaLysistrata
12/23/19 4:46:23 PM
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I wonder what the first corporate war is gonna be like

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King Rial
12/23/19 4:46:43 PM
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Lebronwon posted...
2018: Disney buys Hulu

More like buys the rest of, am I right?
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OctilIery
12/23/19 4:47:04 PM
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Disney wouldn't be allowed to buy Universal or Sony, that'd get into monopoly territory.
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cmiller4642
12/23/19 4:47:53 PM
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2028: Disney takes control of all Senate and House seats, US constitution is amended to allow Bob Iger to be dictator in chief. All US citizens have to work as characters for Chinese tourists.
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darkphoenix181
12/23/19 4:48:17 PM
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OctilIery posted...
Disney wouldn't be allowed to buy Universal or Sony, that'd get into monopoly territory.

Disney buys the USA.

Disney deletes anti-monopoly laws
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nativengine
12/23/19 4:48:52 PM
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2022, Disney becomes self aware and through Disney+ hacks into all computers.

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DevsBro
12/23/19 4:48:56 PM
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KillerSlaw posted...
2020: Disney buys Gamefaqs/Gamespot
gamefaqs.gamespot.disney.com

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Bandit_Keith
12/23/19 4:48:57 PM
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Why is it posted twice?

At some point, I'd like to see someone say no to them.

It's probably already happened, but you know what I'm saying.

EDIT: Refreshed, I see it now.

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WilliamPorygon
12/23/19 4:49:19 PM
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2047: Disney buys Mars' moons, attaches them to the Earth to make it look like Mickey Mouse

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Lebronwon
12/23/19 4:50:39 PM
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Bandit_Keith posted...
Why is it posted twice?

At some point, I'd like to see someone say no to them.

It's probably already happened, but you know what I'm saying.

It part of a tweet thread. That user goes up to 2100. Posting 2nd in thread includes the parent tweet I guess.

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LookANinja
12/23/19 4:59:50 PM
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Imagine if they bought Paramount and owned Star Wars and Star Trek?

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Questionmarktarius
12/23/19 5:02:14 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
I wonder what the first corporate war is gonna be like
Already happened
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Opium_War
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Tropicalwood
12/23/19 5:03:50 PM
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LookANinja posted...
Imagine if they bought Paramount and owned Star Wars and Star Trek?
Would probably be a worse fan-fiction than their Starwars trilogy.

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Trigg3rH4ppy
12/23/19 5:03:59 PM
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Yeah I saw the full post of this. The final part where all this horrible shit happens with mickey mouse building a death star and enslaving the universe then in 2100 its just "marvel announces xmen joining MCU. Fans excited" had me losing my shit

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TheoryzC
12/23/19 5:06:39 PM
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I remember when every TGIF show had at least one episode of the cast going to Disney World

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CADE FOSTER
12/23/19 5:08:25 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...


Disney buys the USA.

Disney deletes anti-monopoly laws

pretty simple throw money at Trump he will push it through
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AuthenticZac
12/23/19 5:09:42 PM
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Saw the entire 1995-2100 timeline on the imgur frontpage yesterday. For those interested - https://imgur.com/gallery/A7yUPTB
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MedeaLysistrata
12/23/19 8:19:59 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Already happened
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Opium_War
Sorry I mean war fought by corporation, not on behalf of corporation

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BeyondWalls
12/23/19 8:26:59 PM
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Disney buying ABC in '95 really helped kill cool Saturday Morning cartoons.

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TheMikh
12/23/19 8:27:51 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
I wonder what the first corporate war is gonna be like
disney vs louis vuitton is gonna be lit

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TheVipaGTS
12/23/19 8:28:16 PM
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We got better cartoons, like Recess...

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Solar_Crimson
12/23/19 8:29:47 PM
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Disney also owns ESPN.

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SK8T3R215
12/23/19 8:45:26 PM
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Large company makes acquisitions over 3 decades.

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Bad_Mojo
12/23/19 9:00:20 PM
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AlisLandale
12/23/19 9:02:45 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
Sorry I mean war fought by corporation, not on behalf of corporation

the East India Company sort of.

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Ivynn
12/23/19 9:54:38 PM
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The Mouse must feed...

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Izrael
12/23/19 10:18:12 PM
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Disney's purchase of Fox also gave them control over Blue Sky studios, effectively removing yet another rival.

The Ice Age films may have been ass, but atleast they presented some competition at the box office.

Oh, and now the DOJ is making moves to nullify the Paramount Decrees.

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