Poll of the Day > What kind of drunk are you?

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I'd say I'm even more opinionated than normal when drunk and certainly don't have a filter. I'm even more oblivious to peoples feelings too. I guess that's because alcohol makes me care even less. I don't mean to upset folk though and Not all I say is bad. Despite all I've typed here I do go out to drink and do enjoy myself. I wouldn't say I'm a bad drunk and nobody has ever said I am.
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Hyperactive/manic. I tend to talk faster, louder, and get more excited and interested in everything the more alcohol is in me. Not entirely dissimilar to what you'd expect from someone riding high on a sugar rush.
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Quiet. I'm a lot more social while sober.

The most drunk I've ever been was at my best friend's wedding two years ago. I had somewhere around 10 drinks in about 3 hours. One of the bridesmaids was worried that I was sitting alone and came to ask if I was alright, I just remember saying "yeah I'm great, I'm just piss drunk and sitting over here to sober up".

At the same time, I also start to agree to do things I normally wouldn't. Nothing insane, though. One time I was at a friend's house with some of my university colleagues, and I had a few too many drinks. It was about 8pm, and I had work the next morning at 9am, so what I should have done at that point is go home (I lived about two blocks away, it was a quick walk). Instead, she offered to call a cab and take us all downtown to a bar. For reasons that still escape me, I agreed. I sobered up enough by the time we got there that I realized I fucked up, and needed to call another cab to then take me home.
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I'm pretty mellow and I find everything hilarious. I imagine it's what most people who smoke weed are like.
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Social and tidy drunk. Im a quiet person while sober and a bit more social and open after Ive had a couple. I also apparently have a habit of cleaning after Ive had a couple.

Quiet, happy drunk. I'll sit alone and smile and things I find humorous

I don't know, and I have no desire to find out
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ParanoidObsessive posted...

Hyperactive/manic. I tend to talk faster, louder, and get more excited and interested in everything the more alcohol is in me. Not entirely dissimilar to what you'd expect from someone riding high on a sugar rush.

This. I get very high energy
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I become Aristotle.
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ParanoidObsessive posted...

Hyperactive/manic. I tend to talk faster, louder, and get more excited and interested in everything the more alcohol is in me. Not entirely dissimilar to what you'd expect from someone riding high on a sugar rush.

this basically but I need to keep drinking at a steady pace, otherwise I get tired as fuck from alcohol.
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I don't drink but if I did I'd be like "Otis The Town Drunk" from the old "Andy Griffith Show"!
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I nosedive over the course of a couple of hours from happy and full of goodwill to moody and impulsively violent and destructive. It was near the top of my tick list of reasons why I had to wise up and stop drinking alcohol.
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Other - I start off like my usual self. I little more out there. But then, the more I drink, the more sleepy I get. Apparently, my mom is like that, too...
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Apparently annoying and antagonistic.

The morning after I'm assertive towards people who usually deserve it.

I feel like if I never drank people would still walk all over me. I don't drink anymore, but I've learned to be more assertive from drinking.

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I dunno about me but my bff is a loving drunk

Makes me want to keep him hammered 24/7

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I tend to talk more in general while drunk and seek communication with others. Im a lot more likely to send friend requests on Facebook that Id been thinking of sending before also. Otherwise, it depends on the stimuli from other people around me. Whether good or bad, being drunk amplifies my actions, especially my words. Like if someone says or does something that offends me, Im more aggressive than usual and may cuss them out whereas when not drunk I would be more matter of
fact and calm.

I've never been truly drunk - the one time I got close I discovered that I had a wicked high tolerance (there's a history of alcoholism in my family, so that's probably where I get it from) and I also got pretty cranky, so I think I'd be an angry drunk (probably not violent, just surly).
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A non-drunk.
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I get really focused. Especially driving. like pod racing with the force.

Interesting results coming in.
I'll also add I tend to be more loud when drunk. I don't notice until someone says and I'm certainly more talkative. I also have more confidence I find.
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dizzy.
I'll seem completely normal, until my vision starts lagging and drifting.

Never been drunk as I don't drink.
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Never been drunk. The one time I drank more than a small amount I started getting a headache, so I just quit there.
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I'm that drunk that gets kinda quiet and just tingly and at peace....and looks around and drinks in deep philosophical thoughts and sometimes giggles at invisible things.

And sometimes my silence catches people's attention.....and they're like, "Hey! Are you okay!? You're really quiet over there!"

And then everyone suddenly seems to take notice of me all at the same time. And it makes me shy. And then they're like, "Are you mad, bruh!?"

And I'm like, "No! I'm just chillin"

And they're like, "No, you're mad! Or sad? What's the matter!?! Didn't get any numbers tonight!? Har har har har har!!!"

And then I start to get upset, because people are assigning me my emotions because they can't process the fact that I'm literally just being quiet and chill.

And then it becomes a thing where everyone is focused on me now, and I just want them to stop.

And then I realize that maybe all of my friends are assholes, and this exact scenario has happened waaaay too many times in my life. And I kinda prefer to just be alone at home watching Netflix because I have no real friends.
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I'm happy I never get anyone act that way around me nor have I ever seen that happen to anyone.
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It depends a lot on my mood and the behavior of people around me. But I guess my most typical drunk is think everything is funny for a while, then get lovey and emotionally open, then get quiet and thoughtful, then fall asleep.
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i'm a weepy drunk, so i don't drink much
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piss on floor

Happy and impulsive. I try to avoid drinking when I'm not already in a good mood

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when i get super drunk i want to text all my friends i love them its kinda cringey even if these people dont mind

When I drank I was the humorous life of the party, then I became a quiet wallflower as the evening went on. I drank too much.....My glass had no bottom, so I had to give it up.
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Happy and friendly. Horny if I'm with someone that I know I can fuck.


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The sober kind.

I wouldn't know. I don't like/drink alcoholic beverages and I'm anti to them. But I will admit that I have tasted something twice (unsure what the second thing was that I tasted at a party a few years ago but was hoping it was vinegar until I test-tasted it) and they were disgusting in my opinion but haven't affected me mentally. I felt the same as normal but I will never put myself to the test.

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The only time I've ever been truly drunk I has apparently simply knocked out. My dad gets angry drunk, while my mom got emotional drunk, so I'm kinda afraid what I'll become when I'm drunk and "aware."

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CaptainStrong posted...

piss on floor

Well at least it isn't your pants I guess.
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I don't drink alcohol so I don't know.
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Very
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no Angry Drunks? I find that hard to believe

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Im incredibly functional even when drunk. I play like Im plastered for laughs but when it comes down to business Im barely even fazed by it. I can do a lot almost completely normally while drunk but Im not chancing anything stupid. I wouldnt ever try to drive drunk but if it came down to it if I had to drive drunk to save a bus load of school children from a tornado or something I could almost certainly manage it.

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A tired drunk whose hangovers start about an hour after I stop drinking.
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I'm a happy/loud drunk. Maybe a bit argumentative at times. I like telling and hearing stories or talking about music.

Sadly, much like with pot, I have a very high tolerance for alcohol. I don't feel it (or the effects of pot) until it breaks through and then I'm smashed or super stoned, which isn't fun. It has saved me a ton of money over the years though.
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Also I'm way better at Smash Bros when I'm drunk for some reason.
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Most people arent really one kind of drunk. It depends on your current mood, environment, and personality

Mostly just really talkative, and talking much faster. The upper end of my vocal range also increases by about a fifth, though I'm pretty sure that's mostly because I don't feel/care about the discomfort and also don't care as much about actually sounding decent (because I don't sound very good up there).
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OhhhJa posted...

Most people arent really one kind of drunk. It depends on your current mood, environment, and personality

Most folk have a default mood and way they act when drunk in general. I would say it depends on your mood before you start drinking but that's not actually correct as alcohol can change someones mood and way they act for better or worse.
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generally very talkative. towards the end of the night I could get sad if I'm alone but generally happy throughout the drinking experience.

No filter and weirdly touchy feely. Not like grab your ass, but more like map your face with my fingers or trace the lines on your palms, and one time, soles of your feet.