Board 8 > How does someone on suicide watch commit suicide?

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Jeffrey Epstein is no longer with us.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/10/nyregion/jeffrey-epstein-suicide.html
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On one hand, good fucking riddance

On the other hand, the idea of any shitstains getting to walk free because knowledge of what they did died with Epstein is actually, literally worse than the fact that he's gone.

suicide watch is when they watch your suicide to make sure you're dead

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Guard gets paid to look the other way.
Guard decides to look the other way, cause the guy's a complete scumbag.
Guard has no idea how to do his job.

Lot's of ways it can happen.
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I know it sounds too much like a conspiracy theory, but considering the powerful people he was connected to, maybe it wasn't a suicide.

Reg posted...

On the other hand, the idea of any shitstains getting to walk free because knowledge of what they did died with Epstein is actually, literally worse than the fact that he's gone.

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They weren't actually watching him
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Reg posted...

shitstains getting to walk free because knowledge of what they did died with Epstein

And this answers the question.
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Probably came off of suicide watch and really if you want to commit suicide in prison at some point you will succeed.

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Goddammit.
There's SO much stuff he potentially had.

But nooo. "Suicide." Bull fucking shit.
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Dude was involved with way too many rich people to not end up dead if wanted.
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get assassinated
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If you think this was a suicide I got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell ya.
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Very carefully.
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About 8% of inmates in local jails were on suicide watch when they took their own lives, according to the 2010report, which analyzed nearly 700 jail suicides in 2005 and 2006. While 93% of jails had a suicide watch protocol, fewer than 2% had the option for constant, around-the-clock observation; most facilities checked on every 15 minutes.

In the report, experts recommend "close observation," checks every 10 minutes or less for inmates who have recently tried to hurt themselves or who have expressed thoughts of suicide. "Constant observation" is for those who are in more immediate danger, whether they are threatening to commit suicide or are already harming themselves.

https://edition-m.cnn.com/2017/04/19/health/suicide-watch-prevention/index.html

Epstein was possibly only being checked on every 10 or 15 minutes.

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watching him to make sure he committed suicide

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metaIslug posted...

Use your bedsheets as a noose tie it to window bars

Tying it to the bed and trying to hide the noose to act like you are "sleeping" is the most common way.

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If he was a poorer man no way he would have been able to do this or have the material for it. Stick him in an orange jumpsuit in a room with thirty other inmates watched over by two guards with assault rifles like a normal person. Wtf

He didn't even seem particularly suicidal. He was angling for Hilarious Rich Person Bail (the sort where he'd live on his property and double pinky swear not to leave)
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PerfectChaosZ posted...

If he was a poorer man no way he would have been able to do this or have the material for it.

Not necessarily true
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A number of scientists said he showed an interest in biogenetic engineering and discussed a plan to seed the human race with his DNA by having young women impregnated at his Zorro Ranch in New Mexico.

What
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DeathChicken posted...

He didn't even seem particularly suicidal. He was angling for Hilarious Rich Person Bail (the sort where he'd live on his property and double pinky swear not to leave)

His rich person bail had already been denied. Probably what prompted this.
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You cant tell me you dont know that they put rich jokers like this in their own private cell thats a five star resort compared to where they cram the average criminal like sardines.

Folks will say well the other criminals would beat him to death if he was in gen pop and I say well its better than him killing himself. But seriously, they have guards, you cant even take a **** in jail without being watched so how is there any area where you have privacy enough to pull some mess like this. How was there not constant surveillance. Thats like the only job they have. There should be mass firings over this. Someone was paid off maybe. Check the employees bank records.

PerfectChaosZ posted...

Folks will say well the other criminals would beat him to death if he was in gen pop and I say well its better than him killing himself.

why is that
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The watchman fell asleep.

very carefully

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I think less than like 10% of America believes this was a suicide or at least was an assisted one.
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I really doubt there has been reliable polling yet
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These topics are pretty easy sanity checks for a lot of b8.

yeah, top to bottom it seems almost nobody believes it was something he did on his own. the more you learn about the place he was and the conditions he was in, the more you understand why that instantly triggered a DoJ investigation where they openly said people are getting fired.
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Fired at least, people should see jail time if they helped perform an assassination. People act like folks dont get assassinated anymore. They should set the next Assassins Creed game in the modern day it happens so much.

I mean we know they get assassinated, just look at the reporter earlier this year in Saudi Arabia who got chopped up. Their government tried to cover it up but couldn't.
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