Poll of the Day > How to tell the difference between a good woman and a succubus?

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minervo
05/31/18 10:36:03 PM
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Serious question
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VeeVees
05/31/18 10:40:44 PM
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EclairReturns
05/31/18 10:41:40 PM
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You date her. That's how you know.
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ParanoidObsessive
05/31/18 10:46:36 PM
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Throw holy water in her face.


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FinalFantasyVII
05/31/18 10:46:44 PM
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can she cook?
does she make her own money?
is she educated or in the process of becoming such?
does she have a car?
was she really easy to fuck?
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EclairReturns
05/31/18 10:47:41 PM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
Throw holy water in her face.


Yeah, but that would work for the Wicked Witch of the West, too.
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SkynyrdRocker
05/31/18 10:49:58 PM
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EclairReturns posted...
ParanoidObsessive posted...
Throw holy water in her face.


Yeah, but that would work for the Wicked Witch of the West, too.

Do you really want to date her though? I'm cool not dating succubi and the wicked witch
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VioletZer0
05/31/18 10:51:41 PM
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A good woman sees the people she's with as people to be respected and a succubus objectifies the people around her for personal gain.
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Muscles
05/31/18 10:51:51 PM
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One doesn't exist

The other is a succubus
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minervo
05/31/18 10:54:41 PM
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VioletZer0 posted...
A good woman sees the people she's with as people to be respected and a succubus objectifies the people around her for personal gain.

How to tell the difference between genuine respect and being objectified for personal gain?
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Ferarri619
05/31/18 10:58:33 PM
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Look out for the "bitch face."
Also watch for gossip. The gossipy girls are the backstabbers.
A friend will tell me my flaws to my face and say nice things behind my back. A fake, superficial person will do the opposite.
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helIy
05/31/18 11:07:47 PM
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ask "are you a succubus"
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Firewood18
05/31/18 11:13:50 PM
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A good woman gives good .. all the time, a succubus gives you great .. once or twice and that's it.
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Kungfu Kenobi
05/31/18 11:15:17 PM
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Firewood18 posted...
A good woman gives good .. all the time, a succubus gives you great .. once or twice and that's it.


And then you're dead. Which for some of you might mean she's doing you two favors.
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DocDelicious
05/31/18 11:15:20 PM
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helIy posted...
ask "are you a succubus"

Legally they have to tell you.
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Smarkil
06/01/18 10:28:06 AM
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one latches onto you and drains the life out of you and turns you into a husk of your former self

the other is a succubus
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Mead
06/01/18 10:31:37 AM
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See if she weighs more than a duck
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SunWuKung420
06/01/18 10:34:11 AM
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Muscles posted...
One doesn't exist

The other is a succubus


Women hate much?
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Sarcasthma
06/01/18 10:35:33 AM
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Check the flaps.
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Jen0125
06/01/18 10:58:24 AM
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Try jiggling the handle
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DrYuya
06/01/18 11:08:29 AM
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One is sexy as hell and will probably rock your world, and youll be a happy man having met her.

The other, is a good woman
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Muscles
06/01/18 8:11:33 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Muscles posted...
One doesn't exist

The other is a succubus


Women hate much?

Here's a secret I don't actually believe that, I just thought it was funny
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wwinterj25
06/01/18 8:23:17 PM
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Muscles posted...
One doesn't exist

The other is a succubus

I approve.
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NeoSioType
06/01/18 11:01:58 PM
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Succubus are only dangerous to society if you have lots of money or political power.
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minervo
06/01/18 11:18:17 PM
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NeoSioType posted...
Succubus are only dangerous to society if you have lots of money or political power.

Not true. A succubus can make even the lowliest of men clinically insane.
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Runner_style
06/01/18 11:29:04 PM
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Play her favourite song backward.
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Kollin6618
06/02/18 12:07:04 AM
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The only way to find out is to marry her. It'll be too late by then but you'll know for sure if all that stuff leading up to marriage was a sham.
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Gunsandredroses
06/02/18 2:24:47 AM
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Push her off the roof and see if she flies? IDK. It's becoming harder and harder by the day. That's why I'm anti-marriage. I'll be faithful to you forever if you're faithful to me. I'll buy you rings for 9 of your fingers. We'll have some kids and raise a big, happy family, but unless I'm about to die and need to be married for inheritance purposes, we'll be boyfriend and girlfriend forever. That's my philosophy.
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solid_kush
06/02/18 3:26:28 AM
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She want about treefifty
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Kyuubi4269
06/02/18 3:49:33 AM
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Gunsandredroses posted...
Push her off the roof and see if she flies? IDK. It's becoming harder and harder by the day. That's why I'm anti-marriage. I'll be faithful to you forever if you're faithful to me. I'll buy you rings for 9 of your fingers. We'll have some kids and raise a big, happy family, but unless I'm about to die and need to be married for inheritance purposes, we'll be boyfriend and girlfriend forever. That's my philosophy.

You'd be common law married though.
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Its like he wants two things at the same time.
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Person106
06/02/18 5:01:25 AM
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A succubus likes to suck... a little too much.
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Runner_style
06/02/18 7:37:58 AM
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solid_kush posted...
She want about treefifty


God damn it Succubus, I ain't gonna give you no tree fiddy!
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FrozenBananas
06/02/18 7:39:49 AM
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solid_kush posted...
She want about treefifty

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Gunsandredroses
06/02/18 10:05:17 AM
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Kyuubi4269 posted...
Gunsandredroses posted...
Push her off the roof and see if she flies? IDK. It's becoming harder and harder by the day. That's why I'm anti-marriage. I'll be faithful to you forever if you're faithful to me. I'll buy you rings for 9 of your fingers. We'll have some kids and raise a big, happy family, but unless I'm about to die and need to be married for inheritance purposes, we'll be boyfriend and girlfriend forever. That's my philosophy.

You'd be common law married though.


Doesn't exist in Pennsylvania.
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