Board 8 > All-Purpose Wrestling Topic 420: Just Blayze

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Lopen posted...

Try to name Dean Ambrose's moves though

Normal Clothesline
Lunatic Clothesline
Suicide Dive
Dirty Deeds

Pretty sure the rest is selling

He has the jumping, diving, whatever the hell it is clothesline off the top rope. I agree that neckbreaker is a thing he probably does. He punches people, and that's like a move?
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God Booker is so bad
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How do they not realize that Braun is the big thing right now. Watching him throw people through things is the only entertaining thing about Raw that isn't Alexa Bliss!
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Hawkins might be dead, so Ambrose goes, "Whatevs yo"
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RaidenZeroX posted...

How do they not realize that Braun is the big thing right now. Watching him throw people through things is the only entertaining thing about Raw that isn't Alexa Bliss!

So it has come to this

Smart marks begging Vince McMahon to push a big guy who can't really wrestle.

The end times?
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well the alternative is that he's pushing a big guy who can't really wrestle
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Jakyl25 posted...

RaidenZeroX posted...

How do they not realize that Braun is the big thing right now. Watching him throw people through things is the only entertaining thing about Raw that isn't Alexa Bliss!

So it has come to this

Smart marks begging Vince McMahon to push a big guy who can't really wrestle.

The end times?

Goes to show you that smarks aren't really as hard to please as some people like to claim. Present a guy as a legitimate star and fans will buy him as a legitimate star.

Wrestling isn't complicated.
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GTM posted...

well the alternative is that he's pushing a big guy who can't really wrestle

This. Braun is better on the mic, and he's entertaining. Roman can't talk and is not entertaining. I'll take the one that entertains me, I don't care how good of a wrestler they are. I watch to be entertained, not to see a great technical match.
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Wow. Enzo couldn't be more hateable if he tried.
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I love it

he's the worst person in the world but he doesn't really realize it
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Someone tell me why Mickie was riding the bench. That segment was great.
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Strife2 posted...

Someone tell me why Mickie was riding the bench. That segment was great.

Because they needed to continue the slow burn of Sasha turning on Bayley.

I have to agree though, that was amazing.
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Apparently Cody and The Bucks are outside RAW with a limo and a megaphone?


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DKme3P0UEAA2Uq8.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DKmfAUhVoAAReVa.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DKmZOrFVwAA_lMd.jpg
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Well the whole thing is an exaggerated take on DX so of course
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Am I hearing zero crowd reaction for Reigns, or did they cut the crowd mics to mute boos? That seemed really quiet.
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3 on 1 handicap match in a chairs match at tlc
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Just received a text.

"They have the balls to try to get Roman over with a SHIELD reunion."

This sounds like a good way to get Dean and Rollins booed.
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StealThisSheen posted...

CeraSeptem posted...

Kairi Sane has a more convincing spear. I really like it.

I've only see her use it in the Mae Young Classic, but I think it definitely has the same problem of looking too "clean." She hits the person and then kinda bounces/spins away. That just screams "wrestling move" and not "savage" like a spear should. >_>

good thing her spear isn't meant to end a match. if it's a finisher, then absolutely it should look devastating. if it's just a wrestling move, then it doesn't have to look like a match-ender.

But I think her tackle looks pretty damn good anyway. Less like a big truck coming and tackling you and more like a projectile hitting you full speed in the gut.
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PrivateBiscuit1 posted...

Just received a text.

"They have the balls to try to get Roman over with a SHIELD reunion."

This sounds like a good way to get Dean and Rollins booed.

I mean they made it pretty clear they were doing that at the PPV. I even said so it on Page 1.
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can we finally do the Sasha heel turn here
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I love neville when he loses his title, he just looks dead
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was that a double turn
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thats what i was thinking, enzo badmouthing even the faces, neville supporting the cruiserweights
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If the segment was on Raw, Enzo is the face, because no one cares about the Curiserweights on Raw

If the segment was on 205 Live it's a double turn
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people clapped for neville!
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Commentary definitely played it up as a double turn, atleast.
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Enzo somehow made the best of a bad situation. Now if only WWE would realize other people would benefit from the same foresight more than once a century.
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I really hope it's not a double turn mostly cause Neville is an amazing heel. Enzo absolutely should be heel though, even though I'm an Enzo mark.

Also does Enzo try to get heel heat by not doing his opening singalong down the road?
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Is there any way he can do it while heel? The things he says are pretty heel

"This is Carmella, and she's hot as hell and you cant teach that!"
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This is Roman Reigns, he's hot as hell and he's never losing because he's better than all of you and you can't teach that.
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Roman: "This is Puppy Goo Goo. She needs to be housetrained, and you CAN teach that!"

*Throws puppies to the audience.*
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Enzo could definitely do it while heel.

"My name is Enzo Amore. I am a Certified G, and I am a million times better than everyone in [insert city name here], and you can't teach that!"

or something like that
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Bada boom, biggest penis in the room. How you doin?
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This photo is of Chris Benoit. He was 5'11 and I admire his career, and you CAN teach that. Let me show you a slideshow presentation of his certified g-ness.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f-gdt9p-k0
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I want to give WWE credit for a good joke

They put Southpaw Regional in the Vault on the Network
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GOGZero posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f-gdt9p-k0

This was amazing in every way. It's like they know Braun has the potential to be one of the top faces, even if it seems to be post show.

I also love how the refs didn't come in and try to stop it until after the beatdown was over. Again, seemed to be post show, but still awesome to think that they also hate Enzo that much that they'll let it go.
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Watching No Mercy

People shouldn't be kicking out of top rope AAs
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Also Roman almost killed himself on that spear through the SAT
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And now he kicks out of back to back AAs with an immediate pin. 4 total.

Do they think this makes him heroic?
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Ugh
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JetJaguar posted...

Watching No Mercy

People shouldn't be kicking out of top rope AAs

Roman isn't people. He's THE GUY. After all that I'll be surprised if he loses clean via pin before 2020, barring another drugs issue.
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GOGZero posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f-gdt9p-k0

Every time I hear Braun's theme I smile. And all of that was hilarious.
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I thought that video was gonna be Braun kicking the shit out of all those cruiserweights. What's the logic behind a bunch of faces teaming up for a 20 on 1 assault?
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JetJaguar posted...

I thought that video was gonna be Braun kicking the shit out of all those cruiserweights. What's the logic behind a bunch of faces teaming up for a 20 on 1 assault?

I think it was the entire 205 Live roster, face or heel, all teaming up to take down someone they hated (Enzo).

I love how Braun just motioned that they could do as they pleased.
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JetJaguar posted...

I thought that video was gonna be Braun kicking the shit out of all those cruiserweights. What's the logic behind a bunch of faces teaming up for a 20 on 1 assault?

I am pretty sure a heel taking a gigantic finisher train happens all the time in house shows and post-shows and such

It is not the most face-y thing to do but it's just for fun
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I was at a Renaissance festival last weekend and I saw three guys with Braun Strowman shirts. I saw no other wrestling shirts.

They all looked like lumberjacks though.
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I'll give them this much. The Cruiserweights finally found a way to get Airplane Spins over. All it took was making them feeders for an Enzo beatdown. Also, Drew Gulak looks like mini-JBL in that outfit.
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So in an angle building to a Shield reunion, they let Roman get beaten up forever without the rest of the Shield bothering to help after Roman said they're still friends.

What a solid angle
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Roman brought it on himself, saying they do their own thing. They don't have to save him if they don't want to.

Besides, it's the fucking Miztourage. No amount of polish will ever make them threatening. Roman will probably come back next week saying a cat could hurt him worse than those idiots.
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