Poll of the Day > Barrel ASS Amy Schumer fLAUNTS her "knock out" body! (IS SHE HOT???)

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After complaining to Netflix she didn't earn as much money as MALE comedians Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle(despite having hilariously crafted jokes about parts of her body smelling like a barn animal, as well as receiving an overwhelmingly negative response) Amy Schumer found time to roll out of the ocean to flaunt her beautiful dad bod.

It seemed to be quite the day for Amy and some tool that somehow deserves every bit of punishment he receives for wearing that shirt, but at the same time still earns pity for having to make love to her every night.

Actual lines someone was paid to write:

But Amy Schumer proved she is far from a Trainwreck in real life as she showcased her knockout bikini body as she went for a stroll on the beach in Hawaii on Saturday.

The blonde beauty looked like she was loving the attention as she turned heads while going for a paddle in the tropical paradise of Oahu.

The voluptuous actress was joined by another buxom beauty and a bearded escort as she enjoyed the warm summer weather, shielding here eyes from the sun with a trendy pair of thick-rimmed sunglasses.

It certainly seems the Inside Amy Schumer favourite, who is also a stand up comic, writer and producer, really has it all as she flaunted her body beautiful.

Ab-solutely fabulous: While her figure is not extensively gym trained her modestly honed torso still showed hints of a six pack

Beach peach: Her teeny weeny bikini bottoms showcased her buns to the maximum


Amy - Beached Whale
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/07/18/03/365EB37600000578-0-image-m-12_1468808236992.jpg


A somehow Flat/Flabby Ass, appropriate Tramp Stamp and sad man

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/07/18/03/365EB2E200000578-0-image-m-11_1468808206975.jpg


Bonus:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4814600/Amy-Schumer-pay-hike-Netflix-Chris-Rock-Dave-Chappelle.html


Is SHe HOT?
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She looks like offspring of Elmer Fudd and Bugs Bunny and she has no sense of humour. Her entire gimmick seems like a facade to cover up insecurities, and it doesn't work.
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Wait Chris rock has a standup special on Netflix?!

Anyone who thinks she's below a 4/10 has ridiculous standards =P
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I'd hit it

TheCyborgNinja posted...

She looks like offspring of Elmer Fudd and Bugs Bunny and she has no sense of humour. Her entire gimmick seems like a facade to cover up insecurities, and it doesn't work.

Her overweightness isn't nearly as unattractive as her personality seems to be. She has this "I will always have something to bitch about" attitude. She gives feminism a bad rep by lining it with this disgusting undertone that is/isn't hard to pinpoint. Can't quite put a finger on it. That's just at a glance though, I don't know her as a person and therefore feel bad for passing judgment. I could be completely wrong about her personality. That's just what it seems like.
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Shumer is one of those rare cases where someone's personality and/or level of talent have a directly negative effect on said person's level of physical attractiveness.
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isn't this duckbear's bag? what are you doing, tc?
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I mean both Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle have one or more highly successful shows under their belts, have been doing comedy for almost twice as long as Schumer, have never once been accused of ripping off other comedians jokes, and have several successful comedy specials which are still highly regarded to this day.

But obviously she is getting paid less due to sexism.
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Dikitain posted...

I mean both Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle have one or more highly successful shows under their belts, have been doing comedy for almost twice as long as Schumer, have never once been accused of ripping off other comedians jokes, and have several successful comedy specials which are still highly regarded to this day.

But obviously she is getting paid less due to sexism.

And tbh there are like fifty Netflix comedy specials from all different kinds of comedians and I bet she got more than like all of them except two guys who are legends in the business and two of the funniest guys of all time

ZiggiStardust posted...

isn't this duckbear's bag? what are you doing, tc?

Everyone succumbs once in a while. I did a while ago about the Drake and Josh feud.
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She got paid $11M to make vagina jokes?!

Fuck this world
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MICHALECOLE posted...

two of the funniest guys of all time

Dave chappelle doesn't even exist outside the US so that's a hell of a stretch.

Golden Road posted...

Anyone who thinks she's below a 4/10 has ridiculous standards =P

Some people are just really repulsed by overweight people.
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Dave chappelle doesn't even exist outside the US so that's a hell of a stretch.

That's weird I seem to remember him spending quite a bit of time in Africa

And how does that affect him being one of the funniest people ever?

MICHALECOLE posted...

Dave chappelle doesn't even exist outside the US so that's a hell of a stretch.

That's weird I seem to remember him spending quite a bit of time in Africa

And how does that affect him being one of the funniest people ever?

If someone isn't even successful worldwide, how can they be the best of all time? You can say best in the US of all time, but not outright best.
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Somehow she's managed to look even worse.
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Kyuubi4269 posted...

If someone isn't even successful worldwide, how can they be the best of all time?

He said funniest.

FourthDimension posted...

Kyuubi4269 posted...

If someone isn't even successful worldwide, how can they be the best of all time?

He said funniest.

The best comedian is inherently the funniest, you can't be the best but unfunny.
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Kyuubi4269 posted...

MICHALECOLE posted...

Dave chappelle doesn't even exist outside the US so that's a hell of a stretch.

That's weird I seem to remember him spending quite a bit of time in Africa

And how does that affect him being one of the funniest people ever?

If someone isn't even successful worldwide, how can they be the best of all time? You can say best in the US of all time, but not outright best.

I didn't say outright best or best or anything you're saying I said

He's one of the funniest comedians ever, along with Chris rock. I don't care about his worldwide exposure or his ticket sales or whatever

Kyuubi4269 posted...

FourthDimension posted...

Kyuubi4269 posted...

If someone isn't even successful worldwide, how can they be the best of all time?

He said funniest.

The best comedian is inherently the funniest, you can't be the best but unfunny.

That is not true, while being funny is a requirement to being a comedian, a funny person cannot automatically be a good comedian. Comedy is about more then just being funny.
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she looks like the average american woman
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TheOrangeMisfit posted...

Amy Schumer found time to roll out of the ocean to flaunt her beautiful dad bod.

This may very well be the most perfect sentence ever constructed in the history of mankind.

Also, if I were Netflix, I'd pay her $11M to get out of the contract and pull all of her stuff from the service. She's horrendously unfunny.

MICHALECOLE posted...

Dave chappelle doesn't even exist outside the US so that's a hell of a stretch.

That's weird I seem to remember him spending quite a bit of time in Africa

And how does that affect him being one of the funniest people ever?

That was a lie. He was hiding out at his farm in ohio.
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MICHALECOLE posted...

He's one of the funniest comedians ever, along with Chris rock. I don't care about his worldwide exposure or his ticket sales or whatever

If he was the funniest then he'd have no trouble selling tickets worldwide like the actual funniest people.
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Kyuubi4269 posted...

MICHALECOLE posted...

He's one of the funniest comedians ever, along with Chris rock. I don't care about his worldwide exposure or his ticket sales or whatever

If he was the funniest then he'd have no trouble selling tickets worldwide like the actual funniest people.

You're annoying

That whole opening post had me laughing. Well done TC.
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Time for another round of everybody's favorite game show, Potato, or Amy Schumer.
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FourthDimension posted...

I'd hit it

So would I.
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ZiggiStardust posted...

isn't this duckbear's bag? what are you doing, tc?

TC has horrible social skills, particularly with women. For a while he was posting his desperate e-dating stories, and they were super cringey. Dude is probably pissed at women and needs to get laid. As is evidenced by the anger projected towards women in this series of topics.
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Far-Queue posted...

ZiggiStardust posted...

isn't this duckbear's bag? what are you doing, tc?

TC has horrible social skills, particularly with women. For a while he was posting his desperate e-dating stories, and they were super cringey. Dude is probably pissed at women and needs to get laid. As is evidenced by the anger projected towards women in this series of topics.

You're rude. I haven't made a topic like that in months and I've been dating someone for about 2. If you're going to insult me, stick with making fun of stupid videos, not exaggerated conjecture. Thank you very much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5wK_9S7wEY
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No, she's pretty nasty both on the outside and inside.

But Amy Schumer proved she is far from a Trainwreck in real life as she showcased her knockout bikini body as she went for a stroll on the beach in Hawaii on Saturday

Oh, that wasn't just a burp...it kind of burns.

The blonde beauty looked like she was loving the attention as she turned heads while going for a paddle in the tropical paradise of Oahu.

Well, you don't just puke in front of yourself if you help it, turning your head is the obvious choice.

It certainly seems the Inside Amy Schumer favourite, who is also a stand up comic, writer and producer, really has it all as she flaunted her body beautiful.

Well who else were we supposed to think is the favourite from her own show? Bur seriously I think I'm really going to chuck...

Ab-solutely fabulous: While her figure is not extensively gym trained her modestly honed torso still showed hints of a six pack

Oh that's helping, I'm laughing too hard to puke now.

Beach peach: Her teeny weeny bikini bottoms showcased her buns to the maximum

*BLURRGGHGHHH* Oh dammit, spoke too soon.
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SmokeMassTree posted...

She got paid $11M to make vagina jokes?!

Fuck this world

And not even good ones. She's an obnoxious crybaby.
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shes average kinda.

not knocking her as i dont find her ugly, but average.

To be fair there are pictures out there where she looks pretty good. She's had skinny phases I guess

If I'm going to crush on a female comedian, it's going to be Iliza Schlesinger, who incidentally, I actually hit on at a party in Greenwich years ago when she was still calling herself "Lizzy"...
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I totally would.

Hell, I'd fuck Morgan Murphy before I fucked Schumer and Murphy half looks like Rocky from Mask.
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WhiskeyDisk posted...

If I'm going to crush on a female comedian, it's going to be Iliza Schlesinger, who incidentally, I actually hit on at a party in Greenwich years ago when she was still calling herself "Lizzy"...

She's a little too muscular for my tastes, but if we're talking blondes, I don't mind Nikki Glazer.
When I think about comedian crushes though, it's Milana Vayntrub everytime.
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Did...

Did someone just photoshop fake boobs on to some guy?
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She's got a 4-kid mom bod which, considering she's had zero kids, is a bad thing.
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Syntheticon posted...

WhiskeyDisk posted...

If I'm going to crush on a female comedian, it's going to be Iliza Schlesinger, who incidentally, I actually hit on at a party in Greenwich years ago when she was still calling herself "Lizzy"...

She's a little too muscular for my tastes, but if we're talking blondes, I don't mind Nikki Glazer.
When I think about comedian crushes though, it's Milana Vayntrub everytime.

Vayntrub is adorable, and i can't wait to see her as Squirrel Girl but i'd hardly call her a comedienne at this point.

as to Lizzy being too muscular...dem kegels bro.
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