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pyresword 07/07/17 5:48:53 PM #51: |
DoomTheGyarados posted...
(She was ready to fuck me) I like you said this and gave it its own dedicated paragraph as if it wasn't clear to everyone before they even clicked on the topic at all. --- Congratulations to BK_Sheikah00, this year's guru to achieve contest enlightenment! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrSmartGuy 07/07/17 5:51:02 PM #52: |
Aw fuck I just realized this topic ruins the whole B8/CE "search girl" thing.
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DoomTheGyarados 07/07/17 5:52:04 PM #53: |
MrSmartGuy posted...
......... in whose fucking dreams are we talking about here, pun $100 from Nick says otherwise. (in agreeing with you) --- Sir Chris The Cult of Personality ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ChaosTonyV4 07/07/17 5:55:50 PM #54: |
DoomTheGyarados posted...
The break point of our cuddling session came when I began to rub her back, which she really liked. I'd like to pause here and thank my mother for teaching me the lesson that if you know how to rub and massage a woman she's going to melt for you. Life lessons right there <_< --- Phantom Dust. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lopen 07/07/17 6:02:54 PM #55: |
MrSmartGuy posted...
Aw fuck I just realized this topic ruins the whole B8/CE "search girl" thing. Well it reads like a topic from CE so that result fits. --- No problem and congratulation! BK_Sheikah00 committed a cute and pop genocide of love against the gurus! Kyaa~ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MZero11 07/07/17 6:05:33 PM #56: |
DoomTheGyarados posted...
So ends the tale of the TV portion of the night. Well I'm out. --- MZero, to the extreme "2017 Guru champ BKSheikah is racist against cute Pokemon." - Luster ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SmartMuffin 07/07/17 6:10:03 PM #57: |
always good to take time out to thank your mother during a story about choking a slut
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DoomTheGyarados 07/07/17 6:11:30 PM #58: |
Do keep in mind I have a sense of humor still, guys. I like to joke.
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MysteriousStan 07/07/17 6:12:38 PM #59: |
I shudder to think what this will do for your mafia play.
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pjbasis 07/07/17 6:12:39 PM #60: |
Thanks for that, Chris.
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DoomTheGyarados 07/07/17 6:13:22 PM #61: |
MysteriousStan posted...
I shudder to think what this will do for your mafia play. Now I have to ask what you mean by this lol --- Sir Chris The Cult of Personality ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MysteriousStan 07/07/17 6:14:39 PM #62: |
It's a good thing lol
More swagger and all that if that's even possible haha --- GameFlux: Unofficial GameFAQs board browser ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Wanglicious 07/07/17 6:39:12 PM #63: |
at what point does she whip out her dick.
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WalkingWiki 07/07/17 6:40:11 PM #64: |
taaag
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MariaTaylor 07/07/17 6:41:50 PM #65: |
Wanglicious posted...
at what point does she whip out her dick. we have to wait for chapter 3 before he starts adding twists --- Embodiment of Scarlet Devil http://i.imgur.com/1KnydFa.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DoomTheGyarados 07/07/17 6:41:50 PM #66: |
Wanglicious posted...
at what point does she whip out her dick. Funny story I actually met a really pretty transsexual girl on reddit earlier this week and we became fast friends. She's awesome. --- Sir Chris The Cult of Personality ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Wanglicious 07/07/17 6:50:34 PM #67: |
so basically, that'll be next time.
on the bright side, she probably likes the choking kink too. --- "Maybe it's a tentacle, molesting the planet itself. - Aschen Brodel. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DoomTheGyarados 07/07/17 6:51:51 PM #68: |
Well she's in Michigan and has a boyfriend, so probably not.
Most of the women I talk with tend to like choking, now that I think about it. --- Sir Chris The Cult of Personality ... Copied to Clipboard!
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redrocket_pub 07/07/17 7:17:13 PM #69: |
More!
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foolm0r0n 07/07/17 7:37:25 PM #70: |
DoomTheGyarados posted...
Wow it really is fanfiction, but hers, and she brought you into it --- _foolmo_ 2 + 2 = 4 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DoomTheGyarados 07/07/17 7:38:18 PM #71: |
Can't say you are wrong hahaha.
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foolm0r0n 07/07/17 7:39:19 PM #72: |
DoomTheGyarados posted...
I'd like to pause here and thank my mother I also often do this when I have a raging boner --- _foolmo_ 2 + 2 = 4 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VeryInsane 07/07/17 7:40:04 PM #73: |
DoomTheGyarados posted...
MysteriousStan posted...I shudder to think what this will do for your mafia play. You have to wear condoms before ravaging Board 8 Towns --- BK_Sheikah took the guru, and it makes sense because he's both Banjo Kazooie and OOT! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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foolm0r0n 07/07/17 7:41:04 PM #74: |
Punnyz posted...
this is something luster would say MrSmartGuy posted... Aw fuck I just realized this topic ruins the whole B8/CE "search girl" thing. this topic man --- _foolmo_ 2 + 2 = 4 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KanzarisKelshen 07/07/17 7:42:17 PM #75: |
foolm0r0n posted...
Punnyz posted...this is something luster would say I laughed too, best --- Shine on, you crazy diamond. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Eddv 07/07/17 7:47:32 PM #76: |
2/10 unreliable narrator at its worst.
Bring back Magikarp --- Board 8's Voice of Reason http://i.imgur.com/chXIw06.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HanOfTheNekos 07/07/17 7:53:57 PM #77: |
I don't think you needed to go that into detail man. Still, congrats!
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DoomTheGyarados 07/07/17 8:03:38 PM #78: |
Perhaps not. I guess I can leave it at that and leave it up to the board's IMAGINATION.
Good time though. --- Sir Chris The Cult of Personality ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HaRRicH 07/07/17 8:45:10 PM #79: |
If yo's allowed to get his dick smacked at an Asian massage parlor while thinking of himself as the Hylian Hammer, Chris thanking his mom while nibbling on some consentual choker from Reddit ain't THAT far from the mark.
It's all humor anyway. Carry on hoss. --- Posted using GameFlux Get it now for Android from Google Play! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Uglyface2 07/07/17 8:57:14 PM #80: |
I'd like to pause here and thank my mother for teaching me the lesson that if you know how to rub and massage a woman she's going to melt for you. My mother never gave me that kind of advice. Come to think of it, she just sort of expected stuff to magically fix itself, as did most of the adults in my life when growing up. I still remember her laughing and joking about how I wasn't allowed to date until I was 35. I'm nearly 40. Now she's worried. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MZero11 07/07/17 8:59:18 PM #81: |
DoomTheGyarados posted...
Perhaps not. I guess I can leave it at that and leave it up to the board's IMAGINATION. did you choke her to death? --- MZero, to the extreme "2017 Guru champ BKSheikah is racist against cute Pokemon." - Luster ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Wanglicious 07/07/17 8:59:40 PM #82: |
well i mean, she hooked up with Uglyface1 so what did she expect.
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Mr Lasastryke 07/07/17 9:04:32 PM #83: |
HaRRicH posted...
If yo's allowed to get his dick smacked at an Asian massage parlor while thinking of himself as the Hylian Hammer uh i evidently missed something. --- Geothermal terpsichorean ejectamenta ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dark Young Link 07/07/17 9:08:24 PM #84: |
HaRRicH posted...
If yo's allowed to get his dick smacked at an Asian massage parlor while thinking of himself as the Hylian Hammer, Chris thanking his mom while nibbling on some consentual choker from Reddit ain't THAT far from the mark. Ah, that was a good story as well.... --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lopen 07/07/17 9:11:45 PM #85: |
Yo's presentation was more ridiculous in general so what might in a different context be a cringeworthy line fit in better.
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DoomTheGyarados 07/07/17 9:15:55 PM #86: |
In context here I am thanking her as the narrator, I was not thinking of her in the moment.
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Corrik 07/07/17 9:21:03 PM #87: |
Lopen posted...
MrSmartGuy posted...Aw fuck I just realized this topic ruins the whole B8/CE "search girl" thing. No offense to Chris, but when he gets a lil more ass he will realize how cringy this topic was. --- LoL ID = imajericho XBL GT = Corrik ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DoomTheGyarados 07/07/17 9:22:19 PM #88: |
I literally had a topic series where I devoted hundreds of thousands of words to Waifu.
I don't know where we came up with this delusion that I don't soak in the cringe every now and then. All in good fun! --- Sir Chris The Cult of Personality ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Wanglicious 07/07/17 9:23:44 PM #89: |
don't be talking shit about waifus now.
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DoomTheGyarados 07/07/17 9:24:05 PM #90: |
Moreso calling myself cringe than the waifu.
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Dark Young Link 07/07/17 9:25:07 PM #91: |
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DoomTheGyarados 07/07/17 9:28:53 PM #92: |
Anyway real talk for a moment 3 years and 3 months ago I was horribly depressed and thought I was never going to have a good life. I could see nothing but darkness and was bitter and without hope. I have been so happy since my promotion a couple of months ago and been on such a mental and emotional high that a little cringe is going to be A-OK. I'll roll with that punch.
This is just the latest of good things going on in my life. --- Sir Chris The Cult of Personality ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HaRRicH 07/07/17 9:30:16 PM #93: |
I would rather cringe than be bored.
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Lopen 07/07/17 9:30:45 PM #94: |
Well, there's a certain cringe sour spot that you don't want to land in ever. You either need to gratuitously fly over that level like with waifu, or you need to rein it in a bit. This one hit the dead zone because you waffled on which cringe level you were going for I think. Indecision is the seed of defeat as they say.
I'm glad you're happy though. I'm just critiquing the delivery here! --- No problem and congratulation! BK_Sheikah00 committed a cute and pop genocide of love against the gurus! Kyaa~ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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foolm0r0n 07/07/17 9:31:11 PM #95: |
HaRRicH posted...
It's all humor anyway There is an immeasurable difference between yo's sex stories and chris's --- _foolmo_ 2 + 2 = 4 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DoomTheGyarados 07/07/17 9:31:17 PM #96: |
Yeah I can see that. If it makes you feel better I had Yo's post in my mind when writing but I didn't quite know where to go. I can agree with that.
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WalkingWiki 07/07/17 9:32:29 PM #97: |
are we gonna have more to this story
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scarletspeed7 07/07/17 9:32:39 PM #98: |
This topic is starting to veer into cringe territory.
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DoomTheGyarados 07/07/17 9:33:07 PM #99: |
Maybe after I retool it so that it is WAIFU LEVELS of cringe. Can't get in that deadzone. You guys deserve better.
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DoomTheGyarados 07/07/17 9:33:33 PM #100: |
scarletspeed7 posted...
This topic is starting to veer into cringe territory. /r/ cringe is literally the best. --- Sir Chris The Cult of Personality ... Copied to Clipboard!
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