Board 8 > All-Purpose Wrestling Topic 409: WWE's Next PPV Special: Rock Around the Clock

(+) Yeah! (+)

Unless this match becomes awesome at the end, MOTN is still Breezango vs Usos.
---

Becky taps to sharpshooter. AJ doesn't tap to that after taking a bunch of shots to the knee.
---

Breezango Usos was just fun

Ellsworth is the new Vickie Guerrero
---

Women, amirite?
---

you mean grandma?
---

My comment was about Becky.
---

Holy hell. If AJ is kicking out of all this, it seems pretty clear that he has to end up winning. Wow.
---

grandma becky
---

I knew this match would have a fuck finish because they couldn't stop talking about the champion's advantage all match.
---

That was a really interesting way to end the match, I like it. They both come out looking good, and Owens keeps the belt. I hope they let AJ and Owens continue this.
---

I was so sure AJ was winning. It kinda makes sense though, AJ should have the main belt if he has anything, not the US Title. Maybe AJ will be the one to beat Jinder.
---

Damn good match. Not the classics like Cena/Styles but I'd love to see them go at it again.
---

Rowan theme so good.
---

When did Erick Rowan become a good worker?
---

In a few weeks from now.
---

What the HELL happened with the end of this match? Harper just botched everything.
---

Jinder's theme so good, too.
---

Dueling Jinder chants.

UNHINDERED
---

Orton didn't throw the first one on his head enough, so he made sure the second one definitely landed headfirst.
---

this is hilarious
---

Yesss.
---

UNHINDERED FOREVER!

*caps*
---

I
FUCKING
TOLD
YOU

"Jinder will get a title."

NOW WHAT.
---

YESSSSS

for once im loving all the fan reactions
---

UNHINDERED

Incredible
---

TheRock1525 posted...

Jinder's theme so good, too.

reminds me of the greatness that is hunico's theme
---

I legit laughed out loud, this is great.
---

GTM posted...

TheRock1525 posted...

Jinder's theme so good, too.

reminds me of the greatness that is hunico's theme

Damn straight! And also Cesaro's "Miracle"
---

Lopen posted...

UNHINDERED

Incredible

---

I love the crowd shots of pure annoyance they keep playing off as disbelief. lol
---

I love shocked reaction faces. All you need to do to get the belt in this company is look like you're on steroids and be from a country that Vince wants to expand into!

I actually like this. I hope AJ does after Jinder now, not back to Owens. Interested to see what AJ could do there (though Jinder should probably take on Sami first, so he can get a win as champion to make him seem more credible).
---

Orton's face after he killed the second Singh brother was pretty great as well
---

I know that people here are going to be so happy about this and think it's hilarious, but I want to remind people that a year ago we had a feud between Dolph and Miz tearing the house down, Cena and AJ tearing the house down, and a lot of really interesting up and coming talents. And this just feels hokey and uncool. Maybe I'm salty and whatever, but when I watch TNA and think a fucking Rockstar Spud storyline is more interesting than anything on Smackdown, there is a serious problem. It's just so freaking hokey. Stuff like this is why I can't get my friends interested in wrestling.
---

RaidenZeroX posted...

Orton didn't throw the first one on his head enough, so he made sure the second one definitely landed headfirst.

That was so god damn awful for Orton, Mr "Get Kennedy Fired for Dropping Him on His Head"
---

XD shocked fans replays
---

so hyped for Drew being NXT Champion and Heath Slater winning his owed Universal Title shot against Seth Rollins
---

damn right he's unhindered.

DO NOT DOUBT THE TALKING SMACK SEGMENTS.
talking smack makes champions. just look at Jinder.

sweet, blissful vindication.
---

This is the worst, least deserving Champion ever.


This is far worse than Russo or Arquette could ever be.


At least there was storyline reasons for those...

Wanglicious posted...

DO NOT DOUBT THE TALKING SMACK SEGMENTS.

The show doesn't even place in the Top 20 anymore on the Network's weekly ratings. Hasn't since Bryan disappeared.
---

I'm still not positive this is real life.
---

I'm gonna be honest I was falling asleep on the match so yeah it's probably actually a bad thing Jinder won.

But man did I flip out for it. Wide awake now
---

I believe this makes Jinder Mahal the 50th WWE Champion
---

scarletspeed7 posted...

I know that people here are going to be so happy about this and think it's hilarious, but I want to remind people that a year ago we had a feud between Dolph and Miz tearing the house down, Cena and AJ tearing the house down, and a lot of really interesting up and coming talents. And this just feels hokey and uncool. Maybe I'm salty and whatever, but when I watch TNA and think a fucking Rockstar Spud storyline is more interesting than anything on Smackdown, there is a serious problem. It's just so freaking hokey. Stuff like this is why I can't get my friends interested in wrestling.

I got a friend back into wrestling with this match
---

Jinder Mahal

first member of 3mb to win a world title
---

I wasn't sure if I was on board with this, but seeing things like "This is worse than Rockstar Spud" and "This is worse than Arquette" make it worth it.
---

ninkendo posted...

scarletspeed7 posted...

I know that people here are going to be so happy about this and think it's hilarious, but I want to remind people that a year ago we had a feud between Dolph and Miz tearing the house down, Cena and AJ tearing the house down, and a lot of really interesting up and coming talents. And this just feels hokey and uncool. Maybe I'm salty and whatever, but when I watch TNA and think a fucking Rockstar Spud storyline is more interesting than anything on Smackdown, there is a serious problem. It's just so freaking hokey. Stuff like this is why I can't get my friends interested in wrestling.

I got a friend back into wrestling with this match

The only way to get my friends to watch are really good matches and the Hardys. Jinder is neither of those.
---

Eight straight unique ppv winners!

Styles
Owens
Orton
Wyatt
Goldberg
Reigns
Strowman
Jinder

Rollins, Joe, and Balor try to make it 9 in a few weeks!
---

ScareChan posted...

Jinder Mahal

first member of 3mb to win a world title

Drew was TNA...oh never mind
---

So this is the first ethnic champion, right?
---

StealThisSheen posted...

I wasn't sure if I was on board with this, but seeing things like "This is worse than Rockstar Spud" and "This is worse than Arquette" make it worth it.

This is exactly why I said I knew I would be dismissed as being salty. It was obvious this was coming for a while. And Randy Orton is a pretty shitty champion. But Jinder is not how you make fans. Ratings are dropping because of corny stuff like that.

And, for the record, Rockstar Spud segments on TNA the last couple weeks have been fucking amazing.
---