Board 8 > B8UCA Discussion Topic X-66: whiskey on the rocks brand computers

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Tomorrow. Got busy again
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Id like to kick someones ass tomorrow 13
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I'll fight you!

I have no beef with you but given how the BR ended it seems appropriate. You can even throw Apollo in there if you want XIII
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muddersmilk posted...

I'll fight you!

I have no beef with you but given how the BR ended it seems appropriate. You can even throw Apollo in there if you want XIII

Runner up triple threat love it
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God fucking damnit

Can someone else handle Ruin? I'm really behind here.
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XIII_rocks posted...

God fucking damnit

Can someone else handle Ruin? I'm really behind here.

I can maybe do it
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I had a show 95% done lost it having the worst luck today someo e elsee do it
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I'm free. Just send me the card and I can throw something up.
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I was making one on my own but idk of ot would have been approved anyways had the runner up tripple threat match

David vs stifled

Eaed vs Broken raven

A random tag match
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I'll see what I can do. Obviously no title matches, but I'll fill out the rest.
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YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING!
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75286817

Sultan with a few matches, and then a few additions from me at the end.
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excellent
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Ruin Results for 4/28/17

Sultan – 4
Maniac – 2
King_Apollo – 3

Sultan won the fight he picked for himself.
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David – 4
Stifled – 5

Stifled may not be in line for the title anymore, but that didn't mean he let David finish him off.
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Eaed – 5
Raven – 3

Both Eddvs took Raven down.
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Eddv/Tom – 4
DP/CPU – 5

There's a reason DP and CPU kept reigns alive at LL: championship confidence is infectious.
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Emerald – 4
Strife – 5

Despite recent circumstances, I pulled out a close one against Emerald.
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Machete – 6
Luster – 3

Machete with the biggest margin of victory on a slow Ruin.
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I've helped out a lot recently with cards and results and such. However, I'm back in school starting Monday. Between that and being distracted by family issues, I don't intend to do more than promos for the time being.
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As it should be. I am better than the so called King and maniac. You see that the sultan is one of the best superstars in uca history and that can not and should not be denied
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Small setback, but I'm more determined than ever to bring the fight to DP.
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Before I return to normal life, I want to bring to light something His Majesty mentioned on Ruin. As should be obvious, being a champion is His divine right. He succeeded in His quest to obtain a piece of UCA gold, and has inroads with one of UCA’s administrative team. Yet He mentioned expanding. The idea of wanting all the gold in some form or fashion.

So, that’s where I come in. You see, there is a fact often overlooked by UCA since my return. I have beaten quite a lot of high caliber opponents in singles action. Moreso than that, it is who I beat, and what I can do with that.

Sultan? Did it. After that, David set himself to challenge for DP’s title and can do so in more ways than one. Well, I beat his ass and put him through taybles. Speaking of taybles, when Raven was the "Master", I beat him despite being thrown through his “soul splitting” taybles twice before our match started. And just last night, I took down Emerald, a man who has set the world ablaze as LW champion.

Winning and losing matters. As Eaed so eloquently stated during the creation of his record book, we should have proof that we are who we say we are. I am just as good as anyone on this roster right now. I have provided those facts.

With results like mine, you’ll have to forgive me for being greedy. After all, there’s a reason I haven’t been stopped. The reason you all are compelled by me…ME! What I deserve. What I crave. What I need. You desire seeing me destroying people and tearing them into pieces. What better way than stealing their possessions too!? What lovely humiliation to be tormented into surrender.

A singles title WILL be mine again whether you like it or not. I am dangerous, with the body count to prove it. You champions may want to step forward and put me down…before I do you in first.
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Hype
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oh I should probably link the thing
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75297420
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For those who missed it on Ruin.

CPU and my mystery stipulation match will take place on the next Combat.
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Result hype post
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result hype post
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Results?

Ruin tomorrow probably
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*As Strife stirs about in his Sanctum, various visions of carnage flicker about the screen*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwQIhwSR5Zg

So Eddv got the better of me and won a "wrestling match". How quaint. It was a test of his will, a test of his courage, but unfortunately, he failed MY test.

*Footage of Strife hitting the Headcrusher through the announce table*

You are stuck in your own dream, wanting desperately to recreate a dynasty. I do not want, nor care what your intentions are. Do you even know what you achieved when you defeated Raven? Did you even care?

*Toils away at carving another tayble with Eddv's name on it*

You don't see what I am after: revitalization of a legacy. A legacy of barbarism. You are concerned with other desires, you are like so many others. You don't see what taybles can do. What harm they can inflict on human flesh. To be a master, you must yearn for it, crave knowledge, and feed off the thrill it represents. Why do you think David felt my rage? Why do you think I drove your head through a tayble? I will restore credibility to a title you and Raven ignored. You have what I want, and I will not let one loss stop me. Feel free to rebuild your fake dynasty. While you do, I'll take from you what I want, injuring you in the process.

*The visions flicker on and off and then Strife tosses multiple taybles around in a frenzy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSj3Wyb5L2c
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It is obvious what has happened... after loss and loss and loss and loss and loss... the kingdom has been reduced to nothing but ashes. I refuse to kneel to Young Eddvard, for I'd rather watch the kingdom and the flock burn to the ground before I give him reign over what I created! And I will not let the cretins that call themselves the UCA fans decide what they want. I decide what they want! Because at the ends of the earth, at the very end of time, I am still The Broken Raven, and I vow to never lose a match again. Because if there's one thing I have learned in this lifetime... the most dangerous weapon on the face of the earth is a man who has nothing left to lose.

TOMBAT RESULTS

Raven - 3
Sultan - 9
Sultan is feeling frisky with his partner david challenging for my title.

Tom - 7
david - 5
Meanwhile, david not looking so good. Maybe he's saving his strength. He's gonna need it.

Strife - 4
eddv - 8
A decisive victory for eddv, but it appears Strife is not done.

Apollo - 9
Boko - 3
King Apollo picks up an easy victory.

gravy - 3
Stifled - 9
A blowout win for the former contender.

Maniac wins the Reverse Battle Royal?
He had the most heals when the show ended, reached seven after the lights went out.
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I'm going to continue to show resilience, and do what no one else has ever done* by winning the Undisputed Championship after losing every match since being named #1 Contender.

Just watch me.

*no one in the UCA, because that's just the kind of booking the WWE would be all over.
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Also, shout out to Sultan who continues to show why Simply Rich was so dominant as Tag Team Champions, and why we were robbed of our titles.
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(The WWE *does* love its losing streak gimmicks...)
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I'm trying to think of something to do next because I think I am out if championship matches for the Melee Mayhem Championship. Looks at the board.

DP vs David
Maniac vs CPU
Strife vs Sultan
Eddv vs Raven

What to do, what to do?

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@XIII_Rocks I got something I wanna say to you! Book it on Ruin!
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Strife v. Sultan

Not sure where this came from. We haven't feuded in weeks.
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I may or may only be partially reading through my busy life. Nonetheless, I digress, I have picked my target and I wanna talk to XIII on Ruin!
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No crazy stipulation will stop me.

*video plays of Maniac beating up a Robotnik cosplayer with one hand tied behind his back*

I will defeat CPU, I havetrained for any Sonic related crazyiness.

*video of Maniac running around a Sonic style loop*

I am truly focused on my mission

*Maniac meditating on a Sonic inspired bed of spikes*

I will win.

*Maniac jumping on the giant capsule button to release a bunch of squirrels and rabbits. Inside the now empty cage is a replica MM title*
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Oh yeahhhhh
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Tomorrow. My bad
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bump
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Hype
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XIII_rocks posted...

Tomorrow. My bad

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*At dusk, standing atop one of the many structures that make of the Billiard Room, facing away from the camera, hands behind his back, flanked by two masked figures in white suits and hoods.*

...It's a lovely night, innit, Maniac? Not a cloud in the sky, the stars twinkling above this wonderful Earth of ours, and all of it's beauty. ...Peaceful, quiet. ...And in, assuming no unforeseen circumstances, less than 24 hours, the stained glass of silenced will be shattered by the screams of a dead man

*Glances back, grinning slightly, then looks back at the setting sun.*

...However, after that, it would appear that my business with the B8UCA will, much to my annoyance, not be over, since for whatever reason management has taken my treatment over there personally, and plans to crush the lot of you underneath it's robotic boots. ...I, personally, will be happy to finally be finished with this whole thing so I can get back to matches with people that're actually interesting... and Piston Honda. (Ducks a quick jab from the suit on the right allowing a quick chuckle and good-natured grin to cross his lips as he shoots a glance at the suit.)

...So, I have, as the unofficial ambassador to the UCA, and since Mr. Watson is home sick with strep throat- #getwellsoon@percivalinthepaint - I have been task with expressing a... largely open invitation to anyone that would wish to join the winning side in the upcoming weeks. There's one or two people that we all agree we would prefer to have nothing to do with, but if, after this match some of you were perchance wish to jump from your sinking ship... evidentially we would be open to offering asylum in exchange for your work on our behalf.

But, back to the more... pressing matter.

Maniac, you have been preparing for the wrong thing. The match type is but a stipulation. Something to be overcome, certainly, but you miss the real threat. ME. You have been training in the past, focused on what you know, and assume to still be the case. Oi, on the other hand, have prepared for my expectations.

Oi have trained, and, admittedly, gotten my ass kicked by some of the best Super Sonic Wrasslin' has to offer. *Cue video of training sessions with a small fox with multiple tails, a squirrel woman that's constantly laughing, and Metal Sonic.* You've been dealing with Boko in a Robotnik mask!

Oi have been chased by a giant fuck off goo being down a highway while having to dodging fire tornados and flyin' signs. *Video plays of a screaming cyborg panic hopping through the eyes of storms* You have been doing loop de loops in a static plane!

Oi have been fucking drowning myself in the middle of nowhere, with that forsaken music ringing in my ears, CONSTANTLY. *Cue video of a cyborg holding his breath underwater, staring down the camera.* You've been sitting on spikes made of poor decisions and broken dreams!

Oi have been training for the match itself, and my opponent, who oi expect to give me the fight of me life. ...And you have underestimated me. ...You will pay dearly for this, Maniac.

*Glances at the men flanking him.*

Come, Luxord, Piston. We have final preparations to make to later.

...And, Maniac... when Oi see you soon... you will regret your mis-focus, when Oi take your eyes.

*The scene slowly fades, but two last sentences finish the video...*

"...How the hell did you keep a straight face saying that?"

Shaddup, partner-

*Screen goes black.*

...And then it fades back in, playing a final, presumably theme song:

http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=jAcWB5WW7jc&p=n

...FUCK'S SAKE DEMYX! CAN'T YOU TAKE THIS ONE THING SERIOUSLY.

"*Evil grin*"
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Ruin is UNLEASHED
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75320311
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woo tag champs
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Eddv and Gravy you just made the biggest mistake of your lives

Douglas and John you dont scare me you call me trash thats alright

I was very sceptic of joining that so called Dynasty eddv isnt the guy he used to be he is shallow and pathetic and has beem a very dark place these last few months. Moving away from home made him a different man.

Dont consider me surprized eddv has always cared more about his b8 reputation he has about his real family.

You want nothing to do with me wellyou better watch your backs beacuse im coming for you i don't even need a family or a dynasty to kick your asses
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First we're going to send you packing, Timmy. The false Edwards can follow afterwards, the one with the "initials" "E A".

Afterwards I suppose that disgusting old family will be all finished, so I guess we can be co-UCA Heavyweight Champions. The DYNASTY won't just settle for the Tag Titles, after all. But I'm getting a bit ahead of myself.
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jedwards1304 posted...

First we're going to send you packing, Timmy. The false Edwards can follow afterwards, the one with the "initials" "E A".

Afterwards I suppose that disgusting old family will be all finished, so I guess we can be co-UCA Heavyweight Champions. The DYNASTY won't just settle for the Tag Titles, after all. But I'm getting a bit ahead of myself.

If we're breaking the fourth wall my initials are not E A.

That being said XIII and I are going to revitalize our careers as tag champions.

Fu ture Rocks. (Pending team name)
Fu ture Rocks (Pending team name)
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Yes I am aware, Michael or would you prefer Mikey? Hence the QUOTES, false imposter "E A".
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Bring it on Johnny Boy
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wait did we get b8lessbro
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Tom Bombadil posted...

wait did we get b8lessbro

>_< hilarious
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I am legit confused as to what is happening >_>
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Tom Bombadil posted...

I am legit confused as to what is happening >_>

gravy is claiming to be an Edwards and he and eddv are going to form a 'true' Edwards dynasty.
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DP-4
Sultan-3
title match hype!

Stifled-2
david-5
title match hype!x2

Shad-5
GTM-5
Stevie-1
seems legit

???-4
Emerald-4
oh

Apollo-4
XIII-4
long may we reign

Boko/Wigs/gravy/Strife/flubbin/Nee-6
Watson/CPU-2
the fix was in

eddv-3
Maniac/eaed-4
the fix was in
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