Board 8 > FWA3 Topic 5: Jobbin' to the Purge

(+) Yeah! (+)

because IMPACT cannot contain the godman

Pre-show: Dire Wolves contract Slaughter and Kidman to help them out (C-); Barr/Faces of Fear d. Omega/Swick/Kazarian (D+); Morrison still wants to team with Matthews (C)

-Slater thinks Finlay should have that title shot...Nixon says he can...IF the Following can beat the Freebirds RIGHT NOW!
Rating: B-

-Match: Freebirds v. Following
Slater and Finlay have this locked up...until Abyss shows up and wipes them out! Match never really ends.
Rating: C+

-Abyss destroys Slater and Finlay. He wants the US Title again. Slater may style himself a god, but can he defeat a demon?
Rating: B-

-Match: RnR and Tajiri v. Morrison, Matthews, and Riggs
Morrison and Riggs both try to impress Matthews here, but Morrison's the only one with the skills to pull it off. He gets the upset win.
Rating: C

-Morrison wants Matthews' decision next week!
Rating: C

-Truth and Eddie are teaming up again tonight. They don't like each other, but they like Styles and London even less.
Rating: B-

-Match: Dire Wolves/Slaughter/Kidman v. Team ECW
D-Von actually gets the pin here!
Rating: C

-Match: Colt v. Iaukea
Iaukea's getting old and gets completely shown up.
Rating: B-

-OHHHHHHHHHH. YOU'RE ONLY SMOKE AND MIRRORS. Colt is joined by neither Husky Harris (loyal to Dante) nor Sean Waltman (kinda a tool), but instead "Dashing" Cody Rhodes! Cody is new 'round these parts, and figures Colt is the easiest way to make a name for himself. Colt is unimpressed, but agrees to a match at Bound For Glory or whatever the heck is next.
Rating: C+

-Match: Styles and London v. Truth and Guerrero
The heels are desperate for a win, and it shows. They overwhelm the faces by sheer force of will.
Rating: B+

Post-show: Cody d. Shango (D-); He and Colt jabber some more (B)

Overall: B- SUCCESS
Rating: 2.89

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Dammit I really wish I had the attention span to remain motivated and book more than a few months in any given game. It's looking like I'm going to putter out almost exactly when I did last run. After 4 months.

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By the way should we do FWA4 I'm officially tossing a vote to real world mod next time.

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I am starting to show the first hints of signs of burnout, but we're a ways off from it becoming game-threatening. Primarily I'm just getting sick of WotI data, and I wanna do something with the now-complete 9000-verse mod or present-day WWE or that Ryder/Cena silliness I pitched in the APWT. >_> My probable firing about a year from now might be the end of this run....or it might not, who knows.

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Granted I kinda doubt the real world mod has stats I'd find acceptable, either, but yeah. It'd be cool for a change anyway.

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Yeah that's part the reason I brought it up. I was getting the feeling that you're also getting a little burnt out.

And yeah I kinda dislike a lot of WotI data which is why I'd want to do something else. I hate that MVP has inferior wrestling stats to Kevin Nash and Yokozuna, for instance. I hate that everyone and their mother has drug problems. I hate that this guy seems to give pretty much everyone who has used a mic B- or higher even if they're not particularly good at it (Jeff Hardy is not a B-)-- and I hate that he overrates certain guys to hell like Christopher Daniels. I hate that even good women wrestlers are inferior workers to Sgt Slaughter.

WotI with "proper" statting would be pretty cool but it'd be way more work than I'd want to put into it.

I'm gonna book a few more shows if I can but I don't see myself getting past the next month or so. <_<

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like nobody gives women workers good stats

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I dunno if next game will be another FWA game or not. I love having the reader interaction and stuff, but there's something to be said for having a specific company and a direction to take it. I might do a Be the Booker like we did with WWE that one time, or I might just do a straight diary for a bit. I imagine FWA4 will happen eventually, though, even if it's not immediately after this.

I wonder if I'll ever get sick of TEW itself >_>

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it's pretty terrible

edit: this was just me continuing my earlier statement

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You know what I kinda wanna try sometime is to book the exact Raw shows that we've been getting lately off a real world mod and see how quickly it falls down to cult.

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it blows the roof off of every arena, vince personally comes to your house to point and laugh at you

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Actually I wish I'd done this for like, Smackdown last year.

The repetitive booking penalty accumulation on Kofi/Ziggler after the 50th meeting pushing the matches down to F rating would be delicious

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I remember somebody on the PWB doing that for EWR at some point. It went...okayish.

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Personally, I'd be far more interested in a good modern TEW game than anything else should there be an FWA4.

TEW MMO IMO.

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lopie makes me sad. ;_;

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How do ya make new databases for TEW, again? Found the 9000-verse mod after Tombolo mentioned it, and I've completely forgotten how to make it show up. >_>'

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I think you need to use the Editor to make a new database and then manually copy each subfolder's contents into the proper places.

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If you want to use the mod you can just copy the whole folder to your databases folder in the TEW2010 game folder, then go to database options and select the folder

If there's a separate picture folder you copy that to the pictures folder then go to Database Info in the Editor while that database is selected and set that as the pictures folder for the database.

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Showcase gets A* (ME/MotN: HBK d. Lesnar, A)

Lopen Night of Mayhem gets B (ME/MotN: Bockwinkel/Gunn/Brown d. Ryan/MVP/Se7en, B)

Boko Ring Warriors gets B (ME/MotN: Kane/RVD d. Evolution, B+)

Lineas de Batalla gets B
-ME/MotN: Mistico d. Demon, B+
-Santo will be out for over five months with knee ligament damage received in a tag match

War gets Slater....Dick Slater.

SlamZone gets B+ (ME/MotN: Goldberg/Malenko d. Rude/Destroyer, B+)

Same night, Snow Goin' Crazy gets B+ (ME/MotN: Rude d. Malenko, Barrett, Warrior to retain, B+)

Snow teams up Mortis and Collyer as Total Domination

Maniac Wrestling gets B (ME/MotN: Colt d. Hayes to retain, B)

Dante Tough Love gets C (ME: Bobo/Ox d. Marcus/D'Lo, C; MotN: Lobsterheads d. Team Pinnacle to retain, C+)

Mr. Wrestling II finally gets to retire

Football gets Taiji Ishimori

good LORD this man is terrifying I think I have to hire him

I half expected Solie to demand a title run to extend his contract, but I managed it without a hitch for once >_>

Modern Day Warriors gets B- (ME/MotN: Bockwinkel/Dibiase d. New Age Outlaws, B)

Maniac gets Haas

awesome my PPV carrier is gonna drop me

Flame Grilled TV gets A (ME/MotN: Storm d. Bret, A)

High Velocity gets B- (ME/MotN: London d. Funk, B)

Rage gets B
-ME/MotN: Eaton d. Classic, Steiner for the Oklahoma title, B+)

Boko No More Mr. Nice Guy gets B (ME/MotN: Kane d. RVD to retain, B)

Boko rises to National welp my tag division was kinda fun while it lasted

Boko celebrates his new rise to power by making a crucial signing: Mongo McMichael

Maniac gets Stan Lane

Nobody's going to pick me up on PPV, either.

And here comes Semi.

Carnage gets B+ (ME: Rikidozan/Mutoh d. Hashimoto/Akiyama, B; MotN: Misawa d. Kobashi, A)

Lock Up TV gets B (ME/MotN: Truth d. Vader, B+)

Guerra Extrema gets B (ME: Canek d. Mistico, B; MotN: Demon d. Wagner Jr., B+)

Zhang to turn Jericho heel

Fight Club gets B (ME/MotN: Book/Savio d. Martel/Cody to retain real black ME, B)

Canek claims to be carrying Bidoof

Tim gets Biff Wellington

CPU gets Jack Evans

Maniac Mass Hysteria gets B
-ME/MotN: Colt d. Animal to retain, B+
-Team Sonic (Boogeyman/Yang) d. KroniK for the vacant tag titles

Demolition gets B- (ME/MotN: Funaki d. Jerry Stubbs, B-)

Ken Ring Wars gets B (ME/MotN: Bockwinkel/Tazz d. WGTT, B)

Dante Weekly gets B- (ME/MotN: Sheamus d. N. Koloff, B)

Voltch One Wild Night gets C
JBL d. Cody, Martel d. Book (MotN, B), Godfather d. Stevie Ray, Simmons d. Otunga
JBL d. Martel, Godfather d. Simmons
JBL d. Godfather for Booker T's WCW Belt he got in the WWE, C

Boko signs D'Lo

Bidoof signs Chessman

Decimation gets A (ME/MotN: Hogan/Piper d. Decimation, A)

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how did boko manage to make national while I was at war with him

sheamus is not good at this stuff

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Snow teams up Mortis and Collyer as Total Domination

uh. hm.

iunno!

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Incoming wave of "let's rebuild the midcard and tag divisions and by rebuild I mean ruin further" hires, hopefully :D

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Boko No More Mr. Nice Guy gets B (ME/MotN: Kane d. RVD to retain, B)

Boko rises to National

Boko got rough.

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He has Del Rio'd Bubba Ray AND Ricky Morton AND Sabu in one shot :\

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the first IMPACT of the rest of your life

Pre-show: Tajiri's promo was interrupted by Iaukea, devolved into a career/career challenge (B-); Slaughter/Kazarian d. Awesome/Barr (C); Slater and Finlay hold a pow-wow on Abyss (C+)

-Styles and Truth agree to a Pick Your Poison challenge TONIGHT
Rating: B

-Pick Your Poison: Colt v. Truth
Colt actually has Truth on the ropes, but Cody Rhodes costs him the match.
Rating: B

-Guest Referee (Joey Matthews): Gibson v. Riggs v. Morrison
Winner gets to be Matthews' partner. Morrison is his clear choice, not that he really needs help to win here.
Rating: C

-D-Von is gonna whoop the Dire Wolves so bad, Bubba Ray isn't even bothering to show up tonight!
Rating: C

-Match: Tajiri v. Iaukea
REJOICE READERS OF FWA FOR THE MASTER HAS BEEN FELLED FOR GOOD
Rating: B-

-Iaukea takes his ball and goes home.
Rating: C+

-Abyss re-issues his challenge, and drags a casket out to ringside. Slater is not worried, for a demon cannot defeat a god, but Abyss ups the stakes a bit. Abyss will fight Finlay right now in a Casket match, and if Finlay loses, he's banned from ringside this Sunday!
Rating: C

-Casket Match: Abyss v. Finlay
Abyss literally breaks Finlay's nose en route to a win.
Rating: B-

-Pick Your Poison: Styles v. Eddie
woo big-ppv-quality ME's on free TV Styles ekes out the win
Rating: B

-Truth ambushes Styles, but London makes the save.
Rating: C+

Post-show: Morrison and Matthews decide to call themselves M and M since both their last names start with M (C); Freebirds d. Faces of Fear, Shango/Kidman (D+)

Overall: B- SUCCESS lol angles
Rating: 2.9

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Showcase gets B+ (ME/MotN: HBK/Lesnar d. Decimation, A)

Boko Ring Warriors gets C+
-ME/MotN: RVD d. Otunga, B
-Molly d. Victoria for the Thriving Women's Division title

Lineas de Batalla gets B (ME/MotN: Demon d. Aguayo, B)

Bidoof Crisis del Tiempo gets B (ME: Mascaras d. Perro, Mistico to retain, B; MotN: Wagner Jr. d. Konnan, A)

SlamZone gets B (ME/MotN: Perfect d. Destroyer, B)

Maniac Wrestling gets B (ME/MotN: Funaki/Joe double countout, B+)

Mando Guerrero retires

bye Iaukea it was a good run bro

oh whoops mcdonalds time

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Lopen posted...
You know what I kinda wanna try sometime is to book the exact Raw shows that we've been getting lately off a real world mod and see how quickly it falls down to cult.

I've wanted to see this done for awhile. I feel like it would become impossible to keep up with after a very short time though.

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And here comes Semi.

what i do now

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Offered on Morrison.

Modern Day Warriors gets B- (ME: New Age Outlaws d. Truth/Dibiase, B-; MotN: Bockwinkel d. Umaga, Morton, Morrison, B)

Boko signs Wendy Richter

Lopen teams Garvin and Se7en as Acid Burn

okay dude I will keep that in mind

CPU gets Omega

Maniac gets Victoria

Flame Grilled TV gets B+ (ME/MotN: Flair d. Storm, A)

Same night, Zhang Native White Fight gets A (ME/MotN: Blazer/Rock d. Arn/Flair, A*)

Semi Eagle Swoops to Kill gets B+
-ME/MotN: Rikidozan d. Nagata for the GNPW Sextuple Crown, A

Rage gets B (ME/MotN: Strong/Steiner d. Classic/Eaton, B)

High Velocity gets B- (ME/MotN: Andre d. Gordy, B-)

Zhang forms the team Club Deluxe, consisting of.....Cena and Regal.

I did some digging, and it turns out that they are both midcard in Zhang....but Regal is one of only five people with A* pop in the US. Why he's leaving that to be a midcarder in Canada, I haven't a clue.

Boko signs Swagger

Semi gets Kash

D-Von is literally demanding a main event title run with me guess which tag team has no future

Drew is loyal to Dante. Maybe his whole roster is or something idk

Guerra Extrema gets B+ (ME/MotN: Mistico/Perro/Crazy time limit draw v. Demon/Canek/Konnan, B+)

Lock Up TV gets C+ (ME/MotN: Vader d. Doane, Eddie Edwards to retain, B)

Carnage gets B (ME/MotN: Liger d. Benoit to retain, B)

War Thanks for Nothing gets B- (ME: Andre d. D. Funk, Gibson to retain, B-; MotN: Funk d. Murdoch, B+)

Boko signs Jake Roberts, Mickie James

Fight Club gets C (ME/MotN: Otunga d. Barr, C)

Voltch gets Waltman

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I did some digging, and it turns out that they are both midcard in Zhang....but Regal is one of only five people with A* pop in the US. Why he's leaving that to be a midcarder in Canada, I haven't a clue.

Who are the others?

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Andre, Goldberg, Flair, and Rock.

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What, no, OTUNGER BAYBEE

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I did some digging, and it turns out that they are both midcard in Zhang....but Regal is one of only five people with A* pop in the US. Why he's leaving that to be a midcarder in Canada, I haven't a clue.

LORD William Regal goes where greatness is. And no federation is greater than one where Jos LeDuc is the world champ.

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Semi Eagle Swoops to Kill gets B+
-ME/MotN: Rikidozan d. Nagata for the GNPW Sextuple Crown, A



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Canek claims to be carrying Bidoof

Yeah. ****in'. Right.

He has good stats in the game, but he's hardly ever in the main event and his appearances in the MOTN are just as rare. If anything, El Santo has been carrying my fed and now he's injured.

Oh well, he can go make a movie in his time off. Mascaras seems to be working on top and I still have Mistico, Wagner Jr. (who seems to be taking off), Aguayo Jr., Demon, and more.

nobody can claim to carry BOUND FOR GLORY

Pre-show: Shango/Kidman d. Faces of Fear (C); Slaughter . Garvin, Kazarian, Awesome (D+)

-US Title: Slater (c) v. Abyss
Abyss falls prey to the almighty Rollup.
Rating: C+

-RICK MARTEL is here! He's happy to be one of several new arrivals, and issues on open challenge. It's answered by a very grumpy Scotty Riggs.
Rating: D+

-Match: Martel d. Riggs
Rating: C+

-Styles cuts a promo on Truth, saying he knows he can and will beat him again.
Rating: B-

-Match: Rock 'n' Roll Express v. MNM
Matthews enjoys his return to relevance in a resounding win.
Rating: B

-Match: Tajiri v. ???
Here's another new guy...Marcus Cor Von! He gets a close win.
Rating: C

-Cor Von tells us that he's the Alpha Male, and he's here to stay!
Rating: B

-Match: Colt v. Cody
A back and forth match, but since we haven't had enough debuts yet tonight, TED DIBIASE JR. runs in and attacks Colt, causing the DQ for once. He then wanders off to win King of the Ring in an alternate dimension.
Rating: B

-Tag Titles: Dire Wolves (c) v. Dudley Boyz
At one point I was heavily considering putting the Dudleys over here. Oh well.
Rating: C+

-Eddie is really desperate to get his win back, and London just wants him out of his life.
Rating: C+

-Match: London v. Guerrero
London holds his own, but can't QUITE manage to beat the focused Guerrero.
Rating: B

-Truth says lightning won't strike twice, and he is going to unseat Styles and his CONSPIRACY.
Rating: B

-NLW Title: Styles (c) v. Truth
A hot match, but Styles manages to hang on.
Rating: B
Poor psychology

Overall: C+ FAILURE lol angles yes advance booking Martel/Abyss was certainly the match I was hyping with the Martel/Riggs angle thanks

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Demolition gets B- (ME/MotN: Danielson d. Saturn, B)

Ken Insanity Plea gets B (ME/MotN: Tazz d. Snow to retain, B)

Same night, Ken Ring Wars gets B (ME/MotN: Tazz d. Santana to retain, B)
-At one of those two shows, Orndorff severs his spinal column. He'll be out over a year.

Dante Weekly gets B- (ME/MotN: Sheamus d. N. Koloff, B-)

McGillicutty leaves Ken via contract expiry

Ken gets Jannetty

Decimation gets A (ME/MotN: Decimation d. HBK/Lesnar, A)

Boko signs Joey Ryan

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The new talent initiative hits its peak on IMPACT

Pre-show: Gibson and D-Von can't find their partners (C+); Slaughter d. Barr (C-, great chemistry); Cor Von comes out and calls us all betas (B)

-Truth starts the show whining about his conspiracy, and demands another rematch. Styles cuts him off. He's tired of beating Truth, so he's asked Nixon to hold a #1 Contender battle royal! Truth fumes, but Styles points out that he's IN the battle royal, so he could, y'know, earn a shot.
Rating: B

-Slater welcomes us to a very special event. After conquering the demon Abyss, Slater's godhood has eclipsed such mortal concerns as the US title. Indeed, he has set his sights at last on the greatest of prizes- the World title! Therefore, he is gifting his old belt to Finlay in anticipation of receiving his new one- after all, Finlay was invaluable in softening up Abyss for him! However, the powers he has allowed to exist in NLW have decreed that the title must be defended tonight in exchange for recognizing the transaction. Behold the glory of his Follower.
Rating: C

-US Title: Finlay (c) v. ???
Finlay's mystery opponent is another debut...it's TAKA MICHINOKU! Taka gives Finlay a workout, but ultimately comes up short of enacting a second title change in a half hour.
Rating: B

-Nixon comes out to announce that he's put some effort into cultivating the NLW roster and freshening it up. No doubt we've noticed a few new faces, but he has put special work into bolstering the now-thriving tag division! We will see the fruits of his labor right now, as the Dire Wolves defend against...the Wild Samoans!
Rating: B-

-Tag Titles: Dire Wolves (c) v. Wild Samoans
Like Taka before them, the Samoans get to look credible before ultimately jobbing.
Rating: B-

-The Dire Wolves have no time to celebrate before they're jumped by a couple of cowboys! Looks like the Blackjacks are here now, too!
Rating: D+

-Match: Freebirds v. Dudleys
D-Von comes out alone, prompting an awkward pause. Mike Awesome eventually comes out as a sub, but with the team synergy gone, D-Von gets owned pretty badly.
Rating: C+

-Cody and Ted are out to the ring, hoping Colt learned a valuable lesson on what it means to underestimate them. They're capable of doing bad, bad things, even though one of them is a rich kid and the other is dashing. Colt is out with London to empathize with the whole being underestimated thing, but doesn't think they need to resort to cheating to compensate.
Rating: C

-Match: Colt/London v. Priceless
Cody wins, but has to use the ropes for leverage on the pin.
Rating: C+

-#1 Contender Battle Royal: Abyss, Gibson, Martel, Riggs, Cor Von, Matthews, Morrison, Slater, Truth, Guerrero
Final Four are Martel, Truth, Eddie, and Slater. Martel catches fire and eliminates Truth and Guerrero...but gets bundled out by Slater! ALL HAIL
Rating: B-

Post-show: Styles/Slater staredown (B-); Tajiri and Tito Santana d. Faces of Fear (D)

Overall: C+ FAILURE lol angles c'mon now game don't be that way
Rating: 2.88

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tombooking

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did you expect sudden cornettebooking or something

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i felt it needed restatin' with your string of sub-B- shows.

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the tag team champs aren't the only dire things in tom's fed!

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the only time you'd use the word 'awesome' when talking about tom's fed is when it follows 'mike!'

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At least Tom's looking to put the belt around Our Great Lord Heathulhu's waist.