because IMPACT cannot contain the godman
Pre-show: Dire Wolves contract Slaughter and Kidman to help them out (C-); Barr/Faces of Fear d. Omega/Swick/Kazarian (D+); Morrison still wants to team with Matthews (C)
-Slater thinks Finlay should have that title shot...Nixon says he can...IF the Following can beat the Freebirds RIGHT NOW!
Rating: B-
-Match: Freebirds v. Following
Slater and Finlay have this locked up...until Abyss shows up and wipes them out! Match never really ends.
Rating: C+
-Abyss destroys Slater and Finlay. He wants the US Title again. Slater may style himself a god, but can he defeat a demon?
Rating: B-
-Match: RnR and Tajiri v. Morrison, Matthews, and Riggs
Morrison and Riggs both try to impress Matthews here, but Morrison's the only one with the skills to pull it off. He gets the upset win.
Rating: C
-Morrison wants Matthews' decision next week!
Rating: C
-Truth and Eddie are teaming up again tonight. They don't like each other, but they like Styles and London even less.
Rating: B-
-Match: Dire Wolves/Slaughter/Kidman v. Team ECW
D-Von actually gets the pin here!
Rating: C
-Match: Colt v. Iaukea
Iaukea's getting old and gets completely shown up.
Rating: B-
-OHHHHHHHHHH. YOU'RE ONLY SMOKE AND MIRRORS. Colt is joined by neither Husky Harris (loyal to Dante) nor Sean Waltman (kinda a tool), but instead "Dashing" Cody Rhodes! Cody is new 'round these parts, and figures Colt is the easiest way to make a name for himself. Colt is unimpressed, but agrees to a match at Bound For Glory or whatever the heck is next.
Rating: C+
-Match: Styles and London v. Truth and Guerrero
The heels are desperate for a win, and it shows. They overwhelm the faces by sheer force of will.
Rating: B+
Post-show: Cody d. Shango (D-); He and Colt jabber some more (B)
Overall: B- SUCCESS
Rating: 2.89
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