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| Topic | Are you impressed with Elon Musk and his accomplishments? |
| thekosmicfool 05/02/24 1:39:54 AM #17 | He's quite accomplished at being a dipshit, cringey weirdo.
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| Topic | Jerry Seinfeld Says TV Comedy Is Being Killed By the 'Extreme Left' |
| thekosmicfool 05/01/24 6:14:34 PM #383 | Kradek posted...
I love how it never seems to occur to these older comedians that maybe society's sense of humor and taste in comedy has moved on from the 80/90s where nobody cared about marginalized groups being the butts of jokes and ridiculed for existing. 'twas but a jape! What thou art, a flaketh of snow?! --- Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walkin' around everywhere. |
| Topic | Jerry Seinfeld Says TV Comedy Is Being Killed By the 'Extreme Left' |
| thekosmicfool 04/29/24 5:38:01 PM #152 | joaquintall posted...
Tell me... was music, movies and comedy better when you were in your teens and 20s or now? Well for Jerry, teens were better when he was in his 30s. --- Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walkin' around everywhere. |
| Topic | Jerry Seinfeld Says TV Comedy Is Being Killed By the 'Extreme Left' |
| thekosmicfool 04/29/24 4:06:37 PM #41 | Vyrulisse posted...
He's not wrong and many comedians have shared similar sentiments before. Most comedians will also freely admit that they're deeply troubled and insecure, and that's why they're comedians for a living. Yet then we're supposed to believe that they're on point when they whine that they aren't getting enough attention. --- Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walkin' around everywhere. |
| Topic | VP candidate Kristi Noem killed her family's dog & goat with a shotgun |
| thekosmicfool 04/26/24 9:35:19 PM #89 | That she killed the goat right after is very telling. She had been itching to kill that dog, and once she finally did it she loved how it made her feel and just couldn't wait another second to feel that way again. So she started looking around..."hey, that goat is kinda mean and dirty...the sentence is death"
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| Topic | VP candidate Kristi Noem killed her family's dog & goat with a shotgun |
| thekosmicfool 04/26/24 9:25:44 PM #83 | FortuneCookie posted...
This is like when the villain of the story shoots one of their henchmen for being "weak." Absolutely. "you are of no more use to me" --- Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walkin' around everywhere. |
| Topic | Russian TV Described MTG as a 'Demonstrably Heterosexual' Beauty........ |
| thekosmicfool 04/24/24 6:19:46 AM #82 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote]
Specifically Ron Perlman in his role as The Beast in the 80s Beauty and the Beast TV show. --- Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walkin' around everywhere. |
| Topic | Netflix's Sweet Tooth final season trailer |
| thekosmicfool 04/19/24 8:27:17 AM #10 | Nothing can beat season 2 when Bobby
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| Topic | Do you listen to anything to sleep? |
| thekosmicfool 04/18/24 1:22:25 AM #20 | Usually podcasts
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| Topic | Is this world finally ready for some full-on clown penis? (Joker 2) |
| thekosmicfool 04/03/24 10:35:18 PM #23 | https://youtu.be/DIZPp8Z1vjs?si=Sid5sVqH6Qk-uMSa
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| Topic | Only 18 more days till the most annoying unofficial holiday of the year. |
| thekosmicfool 04/03/24 8:53:51 PM #62 | SrRd_RacinG posted...
Weed-use is linked to many despicable acts. Alcohol use is linked to many more despicable acts but I don't see you decrying boozy holidays like new years, 4th of July, Saint Patrick's Day, etc. --- Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walkin' around everywhere. |
| Topic | Trump: designate election day "Christian visibility day" |
| thekosmicfool 04/03/24 1:20:27 PM #12 | mystic_belmont posted...
So a national holiday, one that everyone would get off? --- Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walkin' around everywhere. |
| Topic | Only 18 more days till the most annoying unofficial holiday of the year. |
| thekosmicfool 04/02/24 10:03:50 PM #51 | Each post defending the weird opinion is worst than the last...
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| Topic | How do you end a phone conversation with a professional? |
| thekosmicfool 04/01/24 11:49:35 PM #17 | "I'm out, bitches. Peace."
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| Topic | Would you want to see a Wonder Woman 3? |
| thekosmicfool 03/31/24 9:57:55 PM #18 | Yeah AMC A-list. 3 movies per week for 20 bucks a month. Includes premium formats at no extra charge. Waived online reservation fees. Makes for a very cheap hobby if you like going to the theater.
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| Topic | Would you want to see a Wonder Woman 3? |
| thekosmicfool 03/31/24 9:49:19 PM #12 | I see 3 movies a week at the theater. I'm sure I could fit it in and I liked the first one. The second one was weird but whatever.
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| Topic | $50 Billion mysteriously appears in your bank account. |
| thekosmicfool 03/31/24 9:46:47 PM #18 | If that happens, report it because one of two things has occurred:
1) A monumental mistake, in which case there is no scenario where the mistake isn't corrected and if I touch the money, I'm fucked. 2) It's not a mistake and the money was a gift or something, in which case reporting it can't hurt. --- Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walkin' around everywhere. |
| Topic | Do you know what the 'Mendoza line' is? |
| thekosmicfool 03/30/24 6:32:51 PM #3 | wanderingshade posted...
It's when Wolfcastle gets mad after his partner gets shot and he goes "MENDOZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" this --- Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walkin' around everywhere. |
| Topic | App That Times Bathroom Breaks Stirs Controversy at Fresno High |
| thekosmicfool 03/23/24 9:18:09 PM #47 | The kids at that school should band together and completely ignore this shit.
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| Topic | First Keanu Reeves movie that comes to mind? |
| thekosmicfool 03/21/24 10:56:23 PM #53 | Point Break which is odd, because it's far from my favorite Keanu movies.
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| Topic | Biden Wins United Steelworkers Union Endorsement |
| thekosmicfool 03/20/24 5:21:35 PM #10 | They work hard, they play hard.
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| Topic | Couple orders birthday cake that's a lifelike replica of their pet dog |
| thekosmicfool 03/20/24 12:01:28 AM #3 | Kinda disappointing, honestly. I was expecting photo-realism, a completely indistinguishable likeness. Don't get me wrong; it's a really well done cake. but hardly "deranged" realistic. It looks like...a dog cake.
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| Topic | Blue Beetle was way better than expected. *Spoilers* |
| thekosmicfool 03/18/24 7:02:53 PM #18 | HashtagSEP posted...
Isn't Deadpool just red Deathstroke though Sure, but Deadpool is a parody of Deathstroke so it stands to reason. --- Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walkin' around everywhere. |
| Topic | hush puppies are my favorite sea food side. |
| thekosmicfool 03/18/24 6:45:33 PM #19 | It's so fucking dangerous when you go somewhere and they bring out a whole basket for the table right when you sit down. Can't stop eating those little pups.
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| Topic | Blue Beetle was way better than expected. *Spoilers* |
| thekosmicfool 03/18/24 6:43:28 PM #12 | It was pretty fun, but I feel like they absolutely said "make it blue Deadpool" when designing the suit.
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| Topic | There's no basement at the Alamo.... |
| thekosmicfool 03/18/24 6:39:09 PM #27 | PeteyParker posted...
Is this something you can share with the rest of us, Amazing Larry!? This is the line/scene that lives rent free in my head. I think about this ALL the time. --- Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walkin' around everywhere. |
| Topic | The man has said sorry a hundred times.. |
| thekosmicfool 03/17/24 3:02:59 PM #112 | cjsdowg posted...
If someone insulted your wife for years on day you might want them to stop. "hey, that's not cool. It's a medical issue. Stop being a dick and apologize" --- Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walkin' around everywhere. |
| Topic | The man has said sorry a hundred times.. |
| thekosmicfool 03/17/24 11:18:23 AM #14 | cjsdowg posted...
I like how people treat this like the worst thing that has ever happened . Most slaps do not result in arrest. It's not, but if I go up to someone at a fancy event and smack them in the face and the organizers say "hey, you're no longer welcome to this event in the future", that's somehow unreasonable? I don't think it is. --- Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walkin' around everywhere. |
| Topic | All this drinking, violence, destruction of property. |
| thekosmicfool 03/17/24 11:12:17 AM #9 | Open yer yaps, boyos!
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| Topic | Trump: Nobody has been treated like Trump in terms of badly |
| thekosmicfool 03/15/24 7:46:32 PM #54 | he talk much awful, in terms of badly
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| Topic | Family Guy changing timeslot fucked up that joke in last week's episode lol |
| thekosmicfool 03/13/24 9:02:12 PM #14 | I gave up on Family Guy a loooong time ago, when it got weirdly mean-spirited in a not-fun way. American Dad does mean-spirited(and everything else) a lot better than FG.
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| Topic | Death of transgender student Nex Benedict ruled suicide by medical examiner |
| thekosmicfool 03/13/24 7:02:06 PM #11 | hockeybabe89 posted...
*make the lives of trans people miserable* yep :( --- Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walkin' around everywhere. |
| Topic | Man, Jon Stewart is reeeaallllly not taking any of this shit anymore |
| thekosmicfool 03/12/24 9:53:23 PM #79 | I feel like a little bit of "both sides"ing can be an effective tool to sway fence sitters. You go too hard on Trump(even though he absolutely deserves every single bit of criticism) he comes off looking like a bullied underdog in their minds. You ease them into it, presenting both sides as imperfect and building trust in the idea that you're unbiased, and gradually convince them that Biden is overall better.
Then you've actually done something useful rather than just shitting on Trump constantly and appeasing...who? The people who already know he's the fucking worst. I don't know if that's what Stewart is doing, but if it is I think it's a decent strat. --- Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walkin' around everywhere. |
| Topic | I need to stop trying the daily Wordle |
| thekosmicfool 03/11/24 2:04:51 AM #2 | No I love word puzzles. I play wordle, squaredle, and waffle every day.
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| Topic | Young man sentenced to 18 months in prison for stealing $20 worth of mandarins. |
| thekosmicfool 03/10/24 7:23:23 PM #4 | Trying to ward off scurvy and now he's in the clink. smdh
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| Topic | Stovetop cooking is fundamentally impossible |
| thekosmicfool 03/10/24 7:20:06 PM #7 | TC is on to us, gang!
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| Topic | Post lyrics from a song off the top of your head. |
| thekosmicfool 03/10/24 6:14:40 PM #212 | We're so close
To something better left unknown I can feel it in my bones Gimme sympathy After all of this is gone Who'd you rather be? The Beatles or The Rolling Stones? Oh seriously, you're gonna make mistakes, you're young Come on, baby, play me something, like "Here Comes The Sun" --- Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walkin' around everywhere. |
| Topic | $50,000, but Kenny dies. |
| thekosmicfool 03/10/24 3:23:36 AM #9 | Oh, no. Some cartoon kids think I'm a bastard. Gimme da loot!
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| Topic | $50,000, but Kenny dies. |
| thekosmicfool 03/10/24 3:19:56 AM #6 | He's fully immortal so why not?
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| Topic | Harley Quinn...so Quirky and Edgy!!!!11 |
| thekosmicfool 03/10/24 3:18:39 AM #26 | Her cartoon is good, haters.
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| Topic | Name a cancelled TV show that deserves another season. |
| thekosmicfool 03/09/24 9:09:16 PM #82 | I'd also like another season of
-Schmigadoon -Obliterated -Welcome to Flatch If I think of more I'll post again. --- Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walkin' around everywhere. |
| Topic | Name a cancelled TV show that deserves another season. |
| thekosmicfool 03/09/24 9:05:40 PM #77 | boxoto posted...
Teenage Bounty Hunters yessssssss --- Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walkin' around everywhere. |
| Topic | Hugh Grant to play Tony the Tiger in Jerry Seinfeld's Pop Tart movie |
| thekosmicfool 03/09/24 6:36:44 AM #15 | Imagine saying that topic title to someone 25 years ago. They'd have you committed.
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| Topic | Why do celebrities feel it's their duty to preach to middle America? |
| thekosmicfool 03/09/24 6:35:23 AM #12 | Plenty of non famous motherfuckers tell others how to live and ready access to the internet allows them to reach a wide audience. So why the fuck shouldn't celebrities have an opinion, too?
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| Topic | Have you ever fallen asleep during a movie at the theater? |
| thekosmicfool 03/09/24 6:31:19 AM #65 | The remake of the Manchurian Candidate. I hadn't had much sleep the night before seeing it.
I almost drifted off during Dune pt 2 for the same reason, but managed to hold on. --- Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walkin' around everywhere. |
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