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Shadowblade
03/31/24 9:26:01 PM
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Hmmm guys?
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ssb_yunglink2
03/31/24 9:26:25 PM
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Absolutely not touching a single cent of that shit

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Reggiebush0Nine
03/31/24 9:26:27 PM
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Go crazy


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MarthGoomba
03/31/24 9:26:41 PM
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Report it cause I don't want to go to prison

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DrizztLink
03/31/24 9:26:49 PM
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What I do doesn't matter, unless I touch that money.

They're coming for it, and if I touch it I am fucked.

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Irony
03/31/24 9:27:24 PM
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Use it to build a fortress of doom full of all sorts of shit I want and standoff with the police

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bigtiggie23
03/31/24 9:27:28 PM
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MarthGoomba posted...
Report it cause I don't want to go to prison
Worse it could be cartel money or something.

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itachi15243
03/31/24 9:28:42 PM
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There no way I'm gonna be able to legally keep any of that without some big legal issues. And trying to spend it would be even worse.

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FolkenRawr
03/31/24 9:30:26 PM
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Pulling out as much as I can

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LeoRavus
03/31/24 9:31:06 PM
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I transfer a good chunk of it to a Swiss bank account and flee the country immediately.


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ShineboxPhil
03/31/24 9:31:37 PM
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It's happened before where someone mysteriously found hundred thousands of dollars in his account and the guy went on a shopping spree. He ended up going to jail for fraud.

https://www.unilad.com/community/life/sydney-man-spending-spree-new-home-wrong-account-789927-20240102

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Vicious_Dios
03/31/24 9:35:15 PM
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In this scenario, I'd keep it. <_<

I'm prepared for the consequences that will befall on this hypothetical me as soon as I touch just one cent of that money.

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Zikten
03/31/24 9:35:35 PM
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At 50 billion, this is probably from either organized crime or some shady government shit. Either way, you will probably end up dead whether you touch it or not. Your best bet is to try to hide. Maybe flee the country you live in and change your identity
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Raikuro
03/31/24 9:36:02 PM
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If you return the 50 billion would they expect interest too? That amount would generate over $6 million each day.
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Irony
03/31/24 9:36:16 PM
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Zikten posted...
At 50 billion, this is probably from either organized crime or some shady government shit. Either way, you will probably end up dead whether you touch it or not. Your best bet is to try to hide. Maybe flee the country you live in and change your identity
Damn I'd be dead and rich that's like a win-win

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CADE_FOSTER
03/31/24 9:37:30 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
What I do doesn't matter, unless I touch that money.

They're coming for it, and if I touch it I am fucked.

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ForsakenHermit
03/31/24 9:37:58 PM
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MarthGoomba posted...
Report it cause I don't want to go to prison


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thekosmicfool
03/31/24 9:46:47 PM
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If that happens, report it because one of two things has occurred:

1) A monumental mistake, in which case there is no scenario where the mistake isn't corrected and if I touch the money, I'm fucked.

2) It's not a mistake and the money was a gift or something, in which case reporting it can't hurt.

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Starks
03/31/24 10:09:01 PM
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Irony
03/31/24 10:09:32 PM
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Me seeing 50 billion in my bank account

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Trumble
03/31/24 10:11:03 PM
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I ring my bank and enquire about the $49,980,000,000 that suddenly appeared in my account overnight.

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CADE_FOSTER
03/31/24 10:13:09 PM
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Trumble posted...
I ring my bank and enquire about the $49,980,000,000 that suddenly appeared in my account overnight.
a bank knows the amount
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Trumble
03/31/24 10:14:39 PM
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CADE_FOSTER posted...
a bank knows the amount
Doesn't hurt to try.

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Rika_Furude
03/31/24 10:17:25 PM
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report it duh

even if the bank says no, its legit, I wouldnt believe them and Id lawyer up and make sure its a very visible occurrence in the legal system

only after going through my lawyer would I spend it
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LightningThief
03/31/24 10:17:39 PM
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Report it, I have no interest of going to jail.
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LightningThief
03/31/24 10:19:10 PM
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Raikuro posted...
If you return the 50 billion would they expect interest too? That amount would generate over $6 million each day.
No.

Long as you don't touch it, and report it, you're fine.

The only one fucked in a scenario you did the right thing is the person who made the colossal fuck up.
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MirageOfRuins
03/31/24 10:21:42 PM
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Buy a pack of gum
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GGuirao13
03/31/24 11:57:23 PM
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Report. With my luck, it's probably counterfeited or planted.

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FinalBraveNUT
04/01/24 4:26:30 AM
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Flipping what ever I can until they ask about it.

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Glob
04/01/24 4:28:39 AM
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Id report that it when I saw it but I might not notice right away.
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Shotgunnova
04/01/24 4:30:51 AM
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Ratchetrockon
04/01/24 4:31:50 AM
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spending spree!!!!!!!!!

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ROBANN_88
04/01/24 4:57:52 AM
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Let it sit untouched long enough to generate interest

Then report it

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BewmHedshot
04/01/24 5:02:36 AM
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My credit union doesn't even have 50 billion dollars, so trying to buy anything with the money wouldn't work anyway.
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LightningThief
04/01/24 6:40:26 AM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
Let it sit untouched long enough to generate interest

Then report it
Guarantee you the bank or whoever is taking any interest made.
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Solar_Crimson
04/01/24 7:40:55 AM
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ssb_yunglink2 posted...
Absolutely not touching a single cent of that shit


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