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| Topic | CYOA: You have a stick |
| fire_bolt 02/20/18 11:49:12 PM #11 | A) See if he can train us in the Way Of The Stick --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | Do you have a price? |
| fire_bolt 02/19/18 7:51:43 PM #17 | I'm cheap lol. The price would be exactly the amount my gf would accept without dumping me for it --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | I'm thirsty as fuck. |
| fire_bolt 02/19/18 7:41:39 PM #11 | About 9 inches --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | I'm thirsty as fuck. |
| fire_bolt 02/19/18 7:38:38 PM #5 | And me sitting over here with all this dick --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | CYOA: You are the Demon Lord (Part 2.1, last one purged) |
| fire_bolt 02/18/18 10:27:39 PM #25 | Sorry, but nothing will EVER top getting our shrugging power over 9000. This was good but not Slime good xD --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | So what are the key differences between Stan and Kyle? |
| fire_bolt 02/18/18 5:29:54 PM #18 | Garrison depends on the season, but overall he's mostly Chaotic Neutral too. Does whatever he wants and fuck the consequences. The most interesting one to me is Wendy, who oscillates between Lawful Good and Chaotic Good almost constantly. Like, most of the time she's all about following the rules and helping people, but every once in awhile she says fuck it and does what she thinks is right no matter what. The episodes where she beats Cartman senseless and where she becomes transgender to fuck up Cartman getting his own bathroom are two of my favorites in the series --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | So what are the key differences between Stan and Kyle? |
| fire_bolt 02/18/18 3:59:30 PM #15 | Short version? Stan is Chaotic Good and Kyle is Lawful Neutral. Longer version: Stan always does what he thinks is right and will openly defy any and all authority figures, including God himself, to do what he thinks is right. Kyle cares less about doing the right thing than about doing what he feels is best for society. Kyle doesn't care if it hurts some people, including himself, if the group as a whole will be better for it. Kyle is also far more likely to go along with someone stronger (personality wise, not physically) if someone else has ideas. For the record, Kenny is Chaotic Neutral ( he gives zero fucks and just does whatever he feels like doing all the time) and Cartman is Chaotic Evil ( he wants shit his way and literally will lie, cheat, steal, or kill to get his way. He's a true sociopath). --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | _____ _____ McDonalds cut cheeseburgers and Chocolate Milk from Happy Meal menu. |
| fire_bolt 02/18/18 12:25:17 PM #7 | Imagine being this dedicated to a contrariness gimmick lol --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | Is there a fantasy style game similar to XCOM? |
| fire_bolt 02/18/18 12:22:09 PM #1 | That'd be dope --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | Scenario: 20 antifa/blm members surround you in the streets for being white |
| fire_bolt 02/18/18 9:55:50 AM #44 | I think I'd just have to fuck'em all to death, although they'd probably peace the fuck out as soon as I stripped out my boxers --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | CYOA: You are the Demon Lord (Part 2.1, last one purged) |
| fire_bolt 02/18/18 9:24:33 AM #22 | I'm down for anything you care to write, but You Have A Stick sounds full of potential --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | $100K or the opportunity to spend one night with any Final Fantasy character |
| fire_bolt 02/17/18 7:40:15 PM #32 | *swallows* Might have to take Rikku after that last pic --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | ATTN: Mal_Fet, I have a question (or two I guess) |
| fire_bolt 02/17/18 5:46:39 PM #16 | Ah, so Mal_Fat is the alt. Got it --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | Wouldn't requiring all schools have metal detectors prevent school shootings? |
| fire_bolt 02/17/18 5:39:11 PM #36 | FaytlessHearts posted... wackyteen posted...>Dude is former student 100% of all school mass shootings have occurred at schools without metal detectors. :thinking: --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | ATTN: Mal_Fet, I have a question (or two I guess) |
| fire_bolt 02/17/18 4:53:39 PM #5 | I've had that account literally tagged as "Mal alt" for over a year so.... --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | Gonna get demonitized on YouTube on the 20th since I don't have 1K subs. |
| fire_bolt 02/17/18 10:19:05 AM #30 | Definitely don't PM me your channel, Error. You can't break rules like that --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | CYOA: You are the Demon Lord (Part 2.1, last one purged) |
| fire_bolt 02/17/18 2:41:33 AM #13 | Eevee-Trainer posted... I like geeks, personally. --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | Am I allowed to call middle-school chicks cute? |
| fire_bolt 02/16/18 5:51:05 PM #19 | Volkswagen_Bros posted... ssj3vegeta_ posted...I suppose, just da same as calling puppies/kitties and babies cute Reminder that I literally have Volks tagged as "Doesn't realize No means No" based on some really rapey shit he's said in the past Also, if you don't want people to assume something you say has sexual connotation maybe start by not calling them "chicks" --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | Am I allowed to call middle-school chicks cute? |
| fire_bolt 02/16/18 5:35:54 PM #8 | Volks continuing to affirm his position as creepiest user on Gamefaqs --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | Damn, Nintendo's support for 3DS is pretty dead, huh? |
| fire_bolt 02/16/18 5:21:50 PM #21 | NeonOctopus posted... GiftedACIII posted...3DS currently has the best home brew scene Wat... I'd ask you to tell me more but that seems moddable. Instead just color me surprised lol --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | my mom is apparently taking me to get a pedicure. my brother: what is he, a girl |
| fire_bolt 02/16/18 4:32:59 PM #91 | Kaname_Madoka posted... Girl, you thicker than a bowl of oatmeal --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | CYOA: You are the Demon Lord (Part 2.1, last one purged) |
| fire_bolt 02/16/18 4:16:14 PM #5 | Whew... As long as we get Bub back IDGAF Voting A + ... What's the geeky succubus's name? Lily's s k and all but we're just friends --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | worst job interviews you've ever had? |
| fire_bolt 02/16/18 3:28:56 PM #33 | Applied for a grill cook position at Cracker Barrel a few years ago when I only had like 6 months prep cook experience. When I showed up for the interview the interviewing manager basically shit talked me the entire time, telling me how underqualified I was for the position I applied for and how much harder the job was than my previous experience. Basically he spent 30 minutes sucking his own dick while talking down to me. The whole time I just kinda sat there stunned, thinking "Why the fuck did you call me in then and waste like 2 hours of my life? You knew my qualifications before I ever got here, asshat". Needless to say I didn't get the job. Joke's on him, I'm now overqualified for HIS job lol --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | Tips for KH 3Ds? *Probably spoilers* |
| fire_bolt 02/16/18 3:16:21 PM #7 | dragnmaninferno posted... Flowmotion is your friend. I HATE flowmotion so far. The super zoomed in camera makes it hard to aim :/ --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | Tips for KH 3Ds? *Probably spoilers* |
| fire_bolt 02/16/18 3:14:57 PM #6 | Did I fucking stutter lol? I've not owned a console since JRPGs moved almost exclusively to hand held xD --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | Tips for KH 3Ds? *Probably spoilers* |
| fire_bolt 02/16/18 3:10:32 PM #1 | Need to play it and BBS still, but I need to buy a system BBS was released on so 3Ds it is. Just cleared out Traverse Town --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | Sunny in Metal Gear Rising |
| fire_bolt 02/15/18 6:13:40 PM #3 | Looks like a standard teen to me --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | Yeah, we just need to go ahead and install metal detectors on every school. |
| fire_bolt 02/15/18 5:53:19 PM #24 | Sami1000 posted... Why would parents throw a fit for there being metal detectors in schools? Getting angry for their kids being more safe? "Why do we need those things at OUR school? It's an invasion of my child's privacy. Little Timmy would NEVER do something terrible like that." Said every parent ever the week before their kid shoots up a classroom --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | Yeah, we just need to go ahead and install metal detectors on every school. |
| fire_bolt 02/15/18 5:38:08 PM #16 | Ultima Dragon posted... Is it also going to automatically taze everyone that sets it off? Because I'm pretty sure a dude with a gun is just going to ignore the beeping and walk on through. hyperpowder posted... I really dont understand how this is supposed to stop somebody walking in guns drawn. So the shooter gets caught at the door instead of making it into the middle of the school and shooting his way out? Sounds like working as intended --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | Have FEMINISTS ever demanded that sex robots be able to say "No"? |
| fire_bolt 02/15/18 5:30:51 PM #3 | ^^Shit, I'm one of them. God bless safe words --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | Yeah, we just need to go ahead and install metal detectors on every school. |
| fire_bolt 02/15/18 5:27:31 PM #1 | Parents can throw a fit if they want. It's the simplest solution right now. It won't fix the real problem but it will help prevent more senseless deaths --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | Old White dude and younger black dude couples |
| fire_bolt 02/15/18 5:03:24 PM #39 | 30 minutes, pretty bad response time for this time of day lol --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | Old White dude and younger black dude couples |
| fire_bolt 02/15/18 4:54:37 PM #27 | Dragon x Car was my favorite back when Obama won a second term. Rather than close his account one guy suicided for his account bet xD --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | Old White dude and younger black dude couples |
| fire_bolt 02/15/18 4:43:20 PM #15 | Huh --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | It seems like trans characters in games are usually hot >_> |
| fire_bolt 02/15/18 3:36:54 PM #65 | So could Kaine for that matter tbh --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | It seems like trans characters in games are usually hot >_> |
| fire_bolt 02/15/18 3:36:06 PM #64 | Erica could get it --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | 10 million dollars but you see ghosts and spirits |
| fire_bolt 02/15/18 3:25:43 PM #2 | So par for the course but I get $10M? Sure --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | One class period and now I'm extremely emotionally confused. I need to talk. |
| fire_bolt 02/15/18 3:07:16 PM #7 | Hit me up if you want, man --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | $500 dollars but Vegy becomes red pilled |
| fire_bolt 02/15/18 9:02:04 AM #6 | No deal then, we tend to agree on stuff so there's no need to change that. $500 isn't worth unleashing a redhat vegy on the world, I couldn't live with myself afterwards --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | $500 dollars but Vegy becomes red pilled |
| fire_bolt 02/15/18 8:55:59 AM #3 | Does he drop the annoying "Dem, der, dese" bullshit? If so, you don't even need to give me the money. This board is so much better since I put him on ignore --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | What percent of the population do you think is "dateable?" |
| fire_bolt 02/15/18 8:52:11 AM #11 | Exclude roughly 50% of the population due to gender preference Of the remaining 50% I'd say I'd be willing to date maybe 2%. Yes, I'm aware I'm extremely unreasonably picky. It's why I go years without a relationship, but I'm not the kind of person who just feels COMPELLED to be in a relationship --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | Thank god those students were on snapchat and insta during the school shooting. |
| fire_bolt 02/15/18 12:10:52 AM #6 | Damn, that got dark REAL quick --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | Do You Like Me? |
| fire_bolt 02/15/18 12:06:18 AM #8 | intensely --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | Trump administration wants to dictate what kind of food poor people eat |
| fire_bolt 02/14/18 10:43:52 PM #377 | Yep! I'm oversimplifying for the slow kids in the class. More realistically, anyone whose total income is below the baseline for the standard deduction OR whose itemized deductions amount to equal to or more than their total income will not have paid federal income tax for that given year. This is why things like earned income credit and child tax credits are such a big deal. They drastically reduce a person's tax burden --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | Trump administration wants to dictate what kind of food poor people eat |
| fire_bolt 02/14/18 10:04:06 PM #375 | EndOfDiscOne posted... byrone posted...EndOfDiscOne posted... Protip: If you get a refund from the IRS in any given year, you didn't pay federal income tax that year. Waaaaaaaay more people fall into this category than you might think. --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | Post the worst joke you can think of on the spot |
| fire_bolt 02/14/18 7:51:45 PM #10 | How do you make a dead baby float? You start with two scoops of ice cream, a bottle of Coke, then you add a dead baby --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | my mom is apparently taking me to get a pedicure. my brother: what is he, a girl |
| fire_bolt 02/14/18 7:09:12 PM #75 | Sorry your mom shut you down, but it's hard to mentally accept something like this right off the bat. Don't try to beat her over the head with it, just be yourself and hopefully she'll get it eventually --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
| Topic | What was the most fucked up post you ever saw on GameFAQs? >_> |
| fire_bolt 02/14/18 5:46:00 PM #129 | Tag lol --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist |
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