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It was a sad life before I discovered pulling your ass cheeks as far as they can go while pooping, now I hardly have to wipe and save so much money on toilet paper.

The hospitals are letting the un-vaxxed die because they get $10,000 each is another argument going around. As if keeping people barely alive and charging hundreds of thousand isn't more profitable.

Time to move to Florida.

So if your wife lets you have sex with some super hot girl and watches you do it, is she a cuck?

Mistere Man posted...

Good good that forehead!

What the heck is with circle face behind her?

In the real timeline, it's the president of the United States of America.

Would not breed.

Well, guess you're going to have to put a baby in her tummy to assert dominance, good luck.

Breadmaker, deli slicer, toaster oven.

At this point Netflix should just buy the rights to the Animatrix and live action some of those stories. It's not a revered as a Cowboy Bebop or a Death Note so you can't really get too pissed off if they mess it up and it's going to be better than any of the Matrix sequels.

Hot pot Christmas dinner.

That one robot from Deus Ex Machina.

Sometimes you just have to punch someone, now to do it on a plane with no escape possible is not smart. Not go mention cops will be waiting on the ground to take you straight to jail and there'll be plenty of witnesses to interview.

long con to get him back on Twitter

Depends on how rich or famous the guy is.

Adolf

This just goes to show that Hawkeye should had died like two dozen times while being an Avenger and facing Avenger level threat.

James Gunn

Kaiganeer posted...

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Meh, where's that promised $10k loan forgiveness, would take a nice chunk out.

I blame the vaccine. When it became widespread and easy to get, all store dropped the mask if you were vaccinated and the 6 feet rule. No one had to really show proof of vaccine to shop and it started to become normal. Now, with a taste of freedom, people will just ignore mandatory mask and distancing rules and Omicron will spread like wildfire, darn you vaccine, darn you.

It's an Omicron trap, you ain't getting me Decepticon.

Boosted last month by cute Asian pharmacist, she was smiling under her mask and asked me to stay 15 minutes after my shot to make sure I was OK, I'm in.

No, but canceled going out to watch Spider-Man though, don't need to be in a room full of people right now, that's just asking for it. At least my whole family is fully vaccinated, but I have a 1 and 2 y.o nephew, so can't risk them. Will wait like 3 weeks and catch a 11am show on a Tuesday.

When Covid mutates far enough to have a high mortality rate without a vaccine and all the anti-vax die off? Then it'll stop mutating and only people with a RTX-3090 inside of them will roam the earth, and be able to output to a 8k monitor.

Yea, all a scam, which is why I never use a condom, come at me STDs, my deductible is all paid up for the year, going to show that insurance company who's the man.

It's a trap.

Dropped around $400 on a Leap V2, seems like a lot, but I spend a ton of time in that chair. Just like dropping a lot on your mattress, usage on those things are really high, and I guess it's worth the money to not have back issues in your old age.

Episode 3 so far, boob quality has gone down, only showing boobs on extras, not main cast.

Yea, I always get those free first time order up to $30 off or something deal, but when you actually try to order they tack on so many fees that it still comes out more expensive than just driving yourself there.

DC better be saving money to throw it at Keaton, Bale, Affleck and Clooney for a Batman multiverse of madness, maybe Kilmer too, maybe.

Pay off 2 credit cards.

At this point Biden should just troll and announce he'll spend the trillions to finish the border wall, might as well get something done.

Yea, feels like I'm going to lose my Covid virginity to Omicron varient, oh well, fully boosted, hopefully it's as mild as they say it is and will just end up producing more antibodies.

Nope, $40 max. But shoes on the other hand, just dropped $250 for some re-released Yeezys, now with more sparkles.

USDA allows a trace amount of fecal matter in all food, bit of sterile urine won't hurt.

He should just be the new Matt Shat, he's perfect for it.

Meh, I remember when anit-vaxxers were just a few crazies in a tiny corner of the internet.

I know right, and how about them pediatricians, more like pedotricians, TC gets it.

Imagine if he came out as tran, fireworks.

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This helped.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffyKY3Dj5ZE

Here she is at 41, did not age well at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GVJpOmaDyU

We still have hundreds of potential popular video games and anime to live action, let's go Netflix. Already did Castlevania, let's get Metroid going. Berserk is just sitting there, you got blood, violence, gore, sex, magic, recipe for success. Throw money at Mortal Kombat and make a movie based on the game with all the IPs, Robocop, Terminator, Rambo, Joker, all fighting in a tournament, with a cameo from like Scorpion and Sub-Zero here and there.

We're living through a global pandemic, those only come around every hundred year or so, suck it Spanish Flu generation.

Sucks for everyone, mom and daughter have both gotten the wrath of the internet. Oh well, some people got go learn things the hard way.

Yup, I don't wash my hands after pooping, if you get sick, you get sick, step up your immune game.