Lurker > bknight

Nope, only pure virgins who use pads, no tampons.

Yea, but suggest aborting a fetus because the parents are not financially secured to provide a meal for the kid everyday and it's the end of the world.

But guys are almost guaranteed an orgasm while having sex, while it's like 3% for girls or something.

I wonder what's its like being an anti-vaxxer in China, probably like a vegan at a Golden Corral at steak night.

Have not fapped since Sunday.

Disney should just buy anime, all of it. They need more content to live action. Don't get how comics translate so well to live action and make millions, while Japanese comics turn into live action Dagonball and Netflix specials. Some one get Favreau to make a 200 million live action FMA or something.

It's just shaving, not like he's doing something nastly, like pooping in a public bathroom.

Pretty sure there's always a traffic cop following those street sweepers. Signs may say no parking between 2-6, but if you see it already came by, you can move your car back to the street, even if it's before 6 and you probably won't get a ticket. That's how it is in front of my house.

Should has crawled up the Hulk's butt and expanded.

I'd pull out my Glock and stand my ground.

Rather be at work for 8.5 hours and get a 30 min lunch than be there 9 hours with a 1 hour lunch.

Sorry lady, I'm not moving my backpack.

Lack of Ed is weird, guess we're just doing the Vicious story.

So awkward when a foreigner doesn't tip the flight attendant and doesn't clap, no manners.

Scientist in China made the virus, scientist on the US made a vaccine, but don't trust that vaccine, will take my chance with the virus, MAGA

Doubt it. Taliban has been at this for decades, fighting and dying. Texans talk tough and show off their gun collection, but would run just as fast when confronted with people used to going up against NATO and the US military.

I'm all for offering asylum to any Afghan who wants to come to the US, only way for us to really help at this point, but it's not going to happen. Same people who are now outraged about the atrocity happening would be even more outraged over that.

Delta variant is probably what's up.

Never knew staying up for 24hrs was a hard thing you'd need advice with.

Give me money, I'll just identify as non-binary.

2069

Got to play the long game here, it's really hard to find the Taliban when they're hiding in caves. Let them conquer all the cities and then we can come back and air strike them all at once when they're all gathered in big metropolitan areas sitting there drinking their coffee at their Starbucks.

Is it though, worse case scenarios were all over the news when the vax came out, blood clots and heart issues. They were looked at and deemed not a big enough risk to outweigh the benefits, if it was really a big cover up to shut down anything negative about the vax, we would never have heard of it.

Hopefully we don't get to a variant that's deadly against babies and very young kids, but that would probably change the mind of most anti-vaxxers, a literal sea of dead babies.

Probably bring up the 1996 approval of Oxycontin and them saying its very rare to get addicted to it if used for pain management.

Almost end of summer and flu season kicking in soon. Last year, most people were wearing mask and social distancing when not in lock down, keeping the flu in check, this year, it's going to be brutal for the unvaccinated.

Imagine graduating from high school and taking pics with your 70 y.o dad.

Hopefully he gets out of prison with nothing worse then Hep C and herpes.

I mean, she did grind his penis with her foot, so fair is fair.

Could had carved a George Floyd face on it and use it as a memorial, BLM has a ton of donated money.

Nope, all those former Disney kid stars are into the kind of kinky shit that is out of my league.

Imagine if he met Rudy Giuliani, he'd get on his knees and open his mouth, comes out of the closet right there.

awww man, I'm going to crap my pants

I will date my sister!

Don't forget about Hunter Biden's laptop, that's where all the secret to this conspiracy is stored.

Yup, I respect women and I get so many hook ups it's unbelievable, respecting female cops is the ultimate gratification.

Find younger, hotter, funnier, smarter girl and marry her, jealousy will make her crawl back, works all the time.

Adam Driver, keep your shirt on dude, no one wants to see that.

What a round about way of doing a 'perfect girl but you lose your arm' topic.

Some of the classic stuff did not age well, probably Batman Begins and IM.