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Which porn star does she look like the most?

Thanks Obama

Can we just get Obama again, he's still young enough and there was so little drama when he was in charge.

People who go to Disneyland don't bother going to the OC beaches, the big shopping district like South Coast Plaza and Irvine Spectrum, all the bomb ass Asian restaurants, the short 2 hour drive to Tijuana, all they do is spend too much money on churros and chasing Disney princesses because their brat wants a pic with one of them.

Just tell them you had cancer, pharmacist won't ask for your charts or anything.

Nah, only scenario where I can see this being a 'wait a second' is RDJ getting paid less than Terrence Howard.

Touch yourself, you know you want to, there's always another November.

If only guys had the ability to pee anywhere, in a bush, against a wall, off an oil refinery in the middle of the ocean.

The internet says pregnant women are really horny and since she's already pregnant, you won't have to use protection, win/win.

I miss Obama, he would never use such a racist term.

When we found out Batman was really Bruce Wayne.

Remember when Obama took his niece out on a boat with Clooney and the crazy right was saying he was sexually abusing her along with Clooney because she's a little Asian girl, crazy right, what will they think of next.

55/2+7=6.11111

Aaron Rodgers

Dang DC better step up with that Keaton Batman, and maybe CGI Reeves as Superman, bring back all that was old to make anew.

Big retailers are all moving to $15/hr, and Amazon has been there for a while. It's going to be the new norm, too much demand for workers.

Move to Australia, it's almost summer there.

Two interracial guys kissing would had made some head explode, two cute girl is pretty tame and the guys protesting would not have complained.

I tell her the real treasures are not the things she got from her dad, it's the friends she made along the way.

One person's citizen arrest is another's kidnapping.

In most cases, that would probably end her career and make her unemployable at any job above dish washer, but she lives in Texas, so she's probably going to get even more business.

Questionmarktarius posted...

If the ventilator isn't working, then why not?

I think that if you get to the point where you need a ECMO machine, you are already at death's doorstep with mulitple organ failures, amputations, blood clots, infections and if you miraculously survive, your quality of life going forward would be so diminished that you probably would wish you had died.

Nope, as long as she gets to date his golfing buddies.

Welp, that's something, just got my booster on Tuesday. Thought about waiting longer, but I work with the general public so I'm going to roll the dice and side with modern medicine.

I'm going black and I'm never going back.

TheOtherMike posted...

Fucking classic.

Wasn't this a troll topic by someone using her pic and she never posted those things? Oh, well, once on the internet it's all true.

Arcades

Having to buy and treasure porn mags

Catching up with someone you haven't seen in a while and talking about stuff, instead of knowing what they ate yesterday and how long they were at the gym because all that info is beamed to your phone 24/7

November of the Nutless

Hyper Viper Beam x4

I give them veggie chips.

The amount of candy you get compared to the miles you walk is not worth it, especially if you're going in full costume with face paint and all that.

Maybe she'll get to meet Jesus soon and you'll still be able to eat some good food, here's to hoping.

Only weird if she has the same size boobs.

Obviously a ploy by Qanon to have Baldwin get arrested by planting a hot gun on set, deep right is everywhere.

bulletproofvita posted...

Dune's got nothing on Star Trek

New Dune>New Star Trek>>>>>>>>>>>>New Star Wars

Why is it the roof of your mouth, when it's really the ceiling of your mouth.

New Dune>TV Series>Old Dune

Slayer_22 posted...

But y tho

Fast music makes you sweat more, can't sweat too much or you'll shed Covid all over the equipment.

Be a hot girl, and post a pic every 50 post or so, simp are going to simp to 500.

nope, not worth doing it unless you're doing it raw, live a little

That's impossible, you think the super smart people who made the vaccine did not account for that? Those microchips are not cheap, they have a back up to prevent them from just popping out of the hole because you start bleeding out.

Batman would figure out who Spiderman is and would use his wealth to make Peter a living hell, then when Peter is at his emo Peter point, where he has no power, Batman would kick his ass.