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LapisLazuli posted...

but I think this remake is butt ugly.

Oh yes, there's that, too.
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Graciously invited me to join a bunch of speedrunners and top Mario Kart players on a lakeside retreat two summers ago so I could be terrible at a game I hadn't played in 15 years.
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I'd love to pick it up, but I haven't seen anything yet that makes me want to play it over just booting up a rom of the original.
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Fred Durst is like a chainsaw...
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hi.
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LOLIAmAnAlt posted...

The parade was surreal.
It was awesome.
There were so many people.

In the immortal words of Chase Utley..."World, fucking, champions."
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Nominate Kayla Simmons
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You know, normally Full Throttle asks if the girl is hot. This time he didn't, and I'm left going, "yeah, she kinda is." College volleyball player, huh?
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So basically the second chick is the first one after she gets lip injections and plastic surgery.
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TexasZea posted...

Oh hey, my girlfriend's name is one of the options

Are you dating an octogenarian?
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A coalition general sends his forces to defeat a bad guy, but almost gets beaten to the punch by an angry reporter.
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What a guy. The secret of a miserable little pile.
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Assuming you mean from 0 stars, it's going to be star 6 in Bob-omb Battlefield behind the chain chomp.

If you mean from the moment you have access to them, it's the two toad stars, because all you do it talk to him.
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I sure hope I get a nice return this year from the IRS.
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Anagram posted...

A terrified creature is taken onto a ship full of greedy idiots, then runs around trying to find food while they attempt to murder it.

Alien, perhaps.

Lion King is correct.
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My feet would feel weird and overheat if I didn't keep them balanced.
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I faced 5/8 warlock. *shrug*

One of them was zoo, at least.
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A young prince usurps the throne from his uncle.
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trdl23 posted...

A French man goes from unrequited lover to the greatest wingman in history

Cyrano de Bergerac

CaptainOfCrush posted...

Conventional wisdom regarding nutrition nearly leads to ruin.

Supersize Me

trdl23 posted...

A bunch of sinners have to stop the Catholic Church from inadvertently ruining everything.

Many movies, but we'll say Dogma

kevwaffles posted...

A teenager's life is changed after meeting Darth Vader.

The Sandlot
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My grandma was Marion. (The other was deceased before I was born. I honestly can't think of her name off the top of my head.)
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Luis_Sera89 posted...

I got a Skull and Rin.

If the client could speak it'd be going "*hint hint*" right now.

That was me on the release of K&C.

Wedge Antilles posted...

Let me know what's dominating the ladder. I'm guessing Cubelock, Cubelock, and Cubelock with an increase in Cubelock and Cubelock.

FTFY.
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Johnbobb posted...

I think the most effective part of the Tide Ads came from watching the Super Bowl as a whole

Every time an ad came on that didn't immediately have a brand shown, everyone in the room would right away start guessing if it was a Tide Ad

I don't think anyone else at the party I attended even cared about the ads. The effect was completely lost on us.
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5tarscream posted...

A group of people society says should hate each other, actually like each other.

Could be a few things, but obvious response is The Breakfast Club.
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Mayonesa posted...

azuarc posted...

A restauranteur's son is chosen to save the village from attacking wildlife.

Kung Fu Panda?

Guess that wasn't hard at all.
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tag
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A restauranteur's son is chosen to save the village from attacking wildlife.
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davidponte posted...

I just hope their reasoning for not nerfing any Warlock cards wasn't "It's the 12th best deck", because as we've just discussed, that statement is likely only true for a certain percentage of the playerbase that plays it.

That was basically my concern when I made my initial comment.
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davidponte posted...

Since the next topic is going to come soon after the patch, my idea for the title is "Who's In Charge Now?".

Nah, it should be "Congrats to Savjz for super bowl MVP"
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Is the joke supposed to be that they're all the same thing?
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CoolCly posted...

In other news, Mike Donais found one of Ulti's reddit alts

https://i.redd.it/u65h0in15he01.jpg

Somehow I doubt cubelock is actually only the 12th best deck. There must be lots of scrubs playing it, dragging down the stats, because this isn't a QR situation where it jobs hard to stuff and just feels bad to lose to.
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I didn't even realize what was happening with the tide ads. I just looked up and saw the Old Spice horse thing becoming a tide commercial and went "WTF?" I guess people were talking over all the other ones and I just never figured it out. Even seeing them now, they don't really stand out to me that much. Eli and OBJ doing Dirty Dancing was pretty special, though.

I also liked this one:
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davidponte posted...

O/U on the amount of times "28-3" in some form is mentioned on the broadcast?

I'm gonna go with six.
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Defender did two-player alternating. (Actually, I feel like *most* games were 2P alternating.)
Marble Madness was two-player simultaneous.
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Hilariously, I'm playing C'Thun Druid atm.
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Understand, understand, the concept of love, UHH!
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CoolCly posted...

Doesn't it say the guy was at a different school?

What boundary is being crossed there?

wait, I'm supposed to read during a full throttle topic?
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okay, let's do that then.
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The age difference is obviously fine. The issue is sleeping with your "client". Even outside education, that's frowned upon in most industries.
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Pirateking2000 posted...

Durst has Soul Edge

yeah this'll go well

Durst = new Nightmare

Cute piece of writing with Snake there.

I had a thought earlier today that maybe this would come down to Snake vs Durst, and we'd find out that Durst was really Draven all along.
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davidponte posted...

I mulligan away a Free From Amber and Mind Control then get a Free From Amber and Mind Control back. First draw? Free From Amber. I hate this deck sometimes.

This is why I don't play that deck. I always draw the four spells before the four cards that would use them. I even added a fifth spell, I think it was a Holy Fire, and it still kept happening.
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Man, no luck finishing my 70s. Probably the hardest decade for me, other than maybe the current one, too.

Okay, tell me if by some chance any of these are not on your list.
Stairway
Free Bird
Bohemian Rhapsody
Hotel California
We Will Rock You / We Are the Champions
Carry on Wayward Son
Dream On

I suspect they all are, but might as well give them a try.
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Divinity
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Camden posted...

It's 2018 and I'm still crafting cards from the classic set. Not even a legendary.

I finally decided to buy the welcome bundle. First money I've ever spent on Hearthstone. I figured I at least owed them five bucks at this point.

I got Cenarius and ten rares. WTF.
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I thought this was going to be a joke topic. Instead, it's a topic full of jokes.
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LeonhartFour posted...

azuarc posted...

Blinkers are your caution lights, aka four-ways.

those are flashers/hazard lights

that, too. They're also the "I can do whatever I want now" lights. Park illegally, drive stupidly slow, stop your car in the middle of traffic, etc.
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commits suicide at 68

Apparently he'd been struggling with depression.

That'll be me in 31 years. Getting old is scary, yo.
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LeonhartFour posted...

next thing Cokes is going to say he's never heard anyone call a turn signal a "blinker"

Blinkers are your caution lights, aka four-ways. Granted, turn signals activate the same system on just one side of the car, but no, those aren't the same thing.

LOLIAmAnAlt posted...

A lot of people here apparently live in big cities and don't drive out of them much/if at all.

I live well out in the suburban sprawl. I never go near the main city. When I'm on a highway, it seldom has lights of its own, but the highway is wide enough and the turns are tame enough, plus lots of reflectors and usually the ability to either track the cars ahead of me or be a little generous in my use of the extra lanes that it's really not an issue to drive with your regular lights. The high beams don't even help.

And on another note, people with obnoxious fluorescent lights need to have their vehicles replaced. I was driving in front of somebody today at the tail end of rush hour, to a location I wasn't familiar with, so I was using GPS in the dark, through a bunch of turns I could barely see, and a few times I damn near went off the road because of the asshole behind me blinding my ass in both the rearview and sideview. (I did flip down the rearview, but it barely did a thing.)
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CherryCokes posted...

the thing i am learning most from this topic is that some people call them "brights"

I thought everyone called them brights.

And why would anyone need their...high beams...on an interstate? If you were on some twisty state route that's winding through the woods, sure, but a two-lane (or more) highway?
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Okay. It's just that this is a lot of songs to rank, and at some point you're going to want to close things off in order to get yourself organized. But if you're comfortable slotting stuff in the middle as you go or whatever, hey, however you can make it work. I just know the biggest ranking I ever did was 500 songs, and it was a REALLY long, agonizing process. Then again, I didn't know most of those songs, so you have that going for you.
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WickIebee posted...

k, guess people don't want to see me finish these rankings either.

still here. Just not much to respond to. And up until a day or two ago, I had my own project to tend to.
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