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| Topic | How are Furries and tentacle porn incorporated in Rule 34? |
| awesome999 08/21/20 12:35:10 PM #292 | WilliamPorygon posted... The concepts of them exist though, and that's good enough.Do you sit around on your ass all day waiting for someone to make a furry topic? --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. |
| Topic | LMAO! I sure do love it when my hot friends follow me on Instagram! |
| awesome999 11/12/19 3:19:34 PM #2 | Ok boomer --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | I've tried to summon several different demons with no luck. |
| awesome999 11/12/19 3:16:47 PM #26 | Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | Cute Dutch chick decides to become a bro when she falls into football groupchat |
| awesome999 11/12/19 9:10:58 AM #2 | Cool story bro --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | Had the most weird vivid dream last night |
| awesome999 11/12/19 9:08:44 AM #2 | Haha that reminds me of the time I had the most weird vivid dream My little brother became a freaky manipulative psychopath whose only goal was to harm me, via both direct and indirect methods, including really brutal scratches and such But then the second half of the dream was a prequel, wherein he was actually in a racecar crash and his head injury went untreated, causing the behavior problems from earlier. All of this while we couldn't find our way home from the track. Other interesting points included: me microwaving chicken wings My brother becoming sandman from Spiderman but then also my dog A very leaky bottle of orange soda Google maps not fucking working Other weird shit --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | Masculine Modesty topic |
| awesome999 11/12/19 9:06:44 AM #4 | I was gonna make a 'Masculine Modesty' joke but the OP ruined the premise x_x --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | Complete list of all known problems with Pokemon: Sword/Shield. |
| awesome999 11/12/19 9:02:13 AM #59 | SwayM posted... 95 billion dollars for ducks sakes. --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | Aren't fads moddable still? |
| awesome999 11/12/19 8:55:30 AM #19 | 0key b00m3rz --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | What's the best regular battle theme? |
| awesome999 11/12/19 8:37:21 AM #5 | I will never not say Challenge Cup Battle from Stadium 2 Fun fact, it'ss the same theme as route 30 https://youtu.be/px2EAgbo1k4 https://youtu.be/o6jV1gSJcqE --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | The pokerap without the cut pokemon |
| awesome999 11/12/19 8:31:23 AM #32 |  Thank you --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | We're headed into a new ice age |
| awesome999 11/12/19 8:24:11 AM #5 | csb --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | Driving in a German highway should be an autobahn |
| awesome999 11/12/19 8:18:29 AM #2 | Was that a joke? Yes? Oh. haha, I guess --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | Complete list of all known problems with Pokemon: Sword/Shield. |
| awesome999 11/12/19 8:17:27 AM #54 | It'll sell good, it's Pokmon I would give anything for it to not sell so that gf could learn from the experience. But it'll sell --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | The F*** are you doing up this early? |
| awesome999 11/12/19 8:12:22 AM #12 | Listening to the mario world soundtrack --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | My gay friend said he slept with a girl just to say he lost his virginity |
| awesome999 11/12/19 8:10:30 AM #2 | He sounds insecure --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | 50 billion dollars, or Ezio's full abilities. |
| awesome999 11/12/19 8:08:20 AM #2 | Bestow the dollars unto me, comrade --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | Girl steals over 175 packs of ramen |
| awesome999 11/12/19 8:07:05 AM #8 | TheRealDill2007 posted... Isn't arson the bigger story here?Username says UnfairRepresent --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | What is the greatest music video of all time? |
| awesome999 11/11/19 9:14:24 PM #10 | Here it goes again nativengine posted... Nine Inch Nails closerSadist --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | Met a girl at the mall |
| awesome999 11/11/19 8:28:39 PM #19 | Haha TC, that reminds me of the time a bubbly Latina approached me out of the blue while I was waiting for my ride. Just cold open, "hey, I was just sitting over there, and I kept thinking 'hey I like to meet people, but I don't know' but now I'm here talking to you!" That spontaneity, her looks, even her hairstyle were very similar to my ex, such that, for a split second, I thought I was being put on. But she's hot and I have nothing to lose, so I go with it. She's bored waiting for her ride, too, so we talk. Music, interests, future career goals, that stuff. I appreciate being approached; I'd like to approach people myself, just to talk, but my appearance is just slightly intimidating and I don't wanna spook anyone. Been texting since. Seems young, I don't think she's been in the States for more than a couple years, seems naive to our callous ways. I really hope that's just cultural naivety, and I'm not chatting up an actual teenager. One thing struck me as odd; on the topic of music, she said "I'm a Christian, and I only listen to Christian music." Is that much of a flag? Something that can be handled? Odds of being a cultist recruiter? --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | Can someone briefly explain the pokemon drama? |
| awesome999 11/11/19 8:26:56 PM #26 | Trickfinger posted... Proof that it's the whole of the internet?Just go on r/pokemon or /vp/ and read the general sentiment there. And you can leave your 'Pokemon trash, muh bro shooter gud' elitist attitude at the door --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | Can someone briefly explain the pokemon drama? |
| awesome999 11/11/19 8:23:03 PM #23 | bobbaaay posted... They care about the fact that a seagull's wings don't flap.Low effort trolling but I'll respond one last time It's not just the fact that the wings don't flap, or that half of the dex is missing or the fact that the graphics are shit It's that the Switch has been gifting us with the best (qualitatively and sales wise) games in their respective franchises. You look at BotW, Odyssey, Smash, 8 Deluxe and many others. Those are first party and Nintendo has always had great first party but the Switch has more than that! It has Witcher and Overwatch and Diablo. With the Switch's record, Sword and Shield could've been amazing. And we as fans and the Switch as a platfrom deserve much, much better than what we are getting from SS. --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | Met a girl at the mall |
| awesome999 11/11/19 8:07:26 PM #4 | This happened --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | Can someone briefly explain the pokemon drama? |
| awesome999 11/11/19 8:04:27 PM #21 | bobbaaay posted... Okay? Who cares? Trickfinger posted... pokenerds dont understand that most gamers dont give two fucks about anything past gen 1, let alone gens 2 or 3.Clearly enough people care seeing how the whole of the internet is against what's happening to the franchise --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | Can someone briefly explain the pokemon drama? |
| awesome999 11/11/19 7:54:21 PM #15 | bobbaaay posted... I don't understand that linkhttps://v.redd.it/z4msd6sdx6531/DASH_480 @bobbaaay --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | I just won the Xbox one x bundle from Taco Bell. |
| awesome999 11/11/19 6:41:29 PM #26 | That's a big win, congratulations I'm drooling over the controller --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | the past two months in the life of parappa |
| awesome999 11/11/19 6:15:06 PM #4 | csb --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | Post ITT and I'll write you a poem |
| awesome999 11/11/19 9:51:29 AM #8 | Bad_Mojo posted... Still waiting, @ssj3vegeta_If you actually thought you were gonna get a poem, I dunno what to tell you --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | $34,000,000 but Ireland is destroyed |
| awesome999 11/11/19 8:57:08 AM #12 | UnfairRepresent posted... Ireland is one of the most prosperous nations in the worldDo you know what historically means? --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | Let's settle this. What is the hardest video game EVER, to 100%? |
| awesome999 11/11/19 8:49:18 AM #9 | By hard do you mean difficult or grindy? I don't think games with a ton of content like Wow should count, just cause the grind --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | ***Official Pokemon Sword and Shield CE General*** *spoilers* |
| awesome999 11/11/19 8:45:58 AM #3 | Reminder that buying the game and whining that it sucks isn't a boycott. If you don't like it, don't buy it and vote with your money --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | What's your biggest weakness? |
| awesome999 11/11/19 8:29:24 AM #3 | Big tiddy goth girls --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | Buying a car...What's a good price to haggle down to |
| awesome999 11/11/19 8:26:45 AM #3 | Watch some haggling videos on the tube --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | Mai was voted as the best boobs in video games by CE in my tourney, but Sakurai |
| awesome999 11/11/19 8:25:59 AM #51 | cjs28 posted... Shit, do gifs not work in this embed post?Apparently not --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | Leonardo DiCaprio hasn't dated anyone over 25 >____> |
| awesome999 11/11/19 8:24:15 AM #7 | If I had the kind of status, looks and money to date supermodels, I would too Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | What the male's to female ratio on CE? |
| awesome999 11/11/19 8:21:24 AM #8 | viewmaster_pi posted... like three quarters of the cegals have penises anywayLol --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | One of my high school crushes got 7 years in prison for trying to hire a hitman |
| awesome999 11/11/19 7:57:43 AM #19 | No mugshot? haloiscoolisbak posted... Seems pretty light considering the end goal was to have a person killedI'd be surprised if she spends half that time in prison --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | $34,000,000 but Ireland is destroyed |
| awesome999 11/11/19 7:53:50 AM #7 | Nah, the Irish have historically had it bad enough, not gonna add to that --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | why are the Japanese so good at climbing? |
| awesome999 11/11/19 7:30:38 AM #11 | AngelsNAirwav3s posted... The guy from Free Solo is Japanese?TIL there's only one climber in the world @AngelsNAirwav3s --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | 'Ok Boomer is not OK in the Workplace' |
| awesome999 11/10/19 10:08:40 PM #17 | PennState posted... Young people actually get preferential treatment in most cases... Youre younger, better looking, more able bodied and privileged overall.Depends on the job Physical advantage means shit if you're diagnosing patients for example --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | I finally figured out what my first tattoo is going to be! |
| awesome999 11/10/19 10:06:23 PM #6 | bossjony posted... Dude stfu your so negative it's not even funnyyou're* --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | I finally figured out what my first tattoo is going to be! |
| awesome999 11/10/19 10:00:26 PM #4 | On a more serious note, how attention starved do you have to be to make a topic like this? --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | I finally figured out what my first tattoo is going to be! |
| awesome999 11/10/19 9:59:41 PM #2 | It's not a real tattoo unless it's a dick on your forehead --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | 'Ok Boomer is not OK in the Workplace' |
| awesome999 11/10/19 9:58:07 PM #5 | HylianFox posted... OKYou are relieved of your CE troll assignment. You need not come from tomorrow. Sincerely Your boss --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | Why are some men so fucked up? |
| awesome999 11/10/19 9:47:16 PM #2 | Lmfao --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | Girl my love for you is like diarrhea |
| awesome999 11/10/19 9:44:25 PM #3 | Stinky and fluid --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | just entered Dry Dry Ruins |
| awesome999 11/10/19 9:42:26 PM #12 | PM64>TTYD Fight me --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | I'm selling my new Nintendo 3DS and some games |
| awesome999 11/10/19 9:31:17 PM #5 | What games tho? Also, you'll end up regretting selling them, from experience --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
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