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Deadpool_18
11/12/19 12:24:28 PM
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This is all starting to seem like a bunch of hocus pocus.
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darkphoenix181
11/12/19 12:25:07 PM
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Uhhh
Wut
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Gobstoppers12
11/12/19 12:25:10 PM
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#InTheatersThisDecember
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Ving_Rhames
11/12/19 12:25:29 PM
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Summoning Primals is easier and more effective
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konokonohamaru
11/12/19 12:26:59 PM
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Are you using the right tools?

https://imgur.com/8dTvfxD
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ChrisTaka
11/12/19 12:27:13 PM
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Make sure you actually use the blood of a virgin.

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uwnim
11/12/19 12:27:24 PM
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Demon summoning is horribly complicated. Very easy to mess up. Make sure youre doing everything right and try again.

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Deadpool_18
11/12/19 12:27:30 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
Uhhh
Wut


IVE TRIED TO SUMMON SEVERAL DEMONS WITH NO LUCK
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darkphoenix181
11/12/19 12:28:17 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
IVE TRIED TO SUMMON SEVERAL DEMONS WITH NO LUCK


1. Why

2. How

3. Yes demon summoning is bogus. God put them in hell and you think he just gonna let you free one? Hahahah
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Deadpool_18
11/12/19 12:28:30 PM
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Ving_Rhames posted...
Summoning Primals is easier and more effective

This will show how little I know.

What are Primals?

Ive been looking for mildly mischievous spirits.
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Kitt
11/12/19 12:28:38 PM
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Did you try saying "Arise Chicken" multiple times?
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Deadpool_18
11/12/19 12:29:04 PM
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Bullet_Wing posted...
What would you ask for if you managed to?


Ukulele skills
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action52
11/12/19 12:40:36 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
darkphoenix181 posted...
Uhhh
Wut


IVE TRIED TO SUMMON SEVERAL DEMONS WITH NO LUCK

Based on what usually happens to people who summon them, I would argue that failing is better "luck" in the long term by far.
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BuckVanHammer
11/12/19 12:40:50 PM
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you have to do it close to where they can hear you, try in a walmart should be plenty there.
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UnholyMudcrab
11/12/19 12:41:46 PM
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BuckVanHammer posted...
you have to do it close to where they can hear you, try in a walmart should be plenty there.

Demons inhabit places of true anguish and suffering. I'd try the DMV.
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K181
11/12/19 12:45:48 PM
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Silly TC... they were with you all along.

https://youtu.be/nSeS7vTEkHE
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MKScorpion
11/12/19 12:46:23 PM
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Read up on Aleister Crowley, maybe his works can help you get the result you are looking for!

Happy summonings!
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darkphoenix181
11/12/19 12:50:34 PM
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Also Doom guy killed them all
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meralonne
11/12/19 2:27:21 PM
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Might be easier to let them to summon you instead.
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Southernfatman
11/12/19 2:32:16 PM
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Is it possible to learn this power?
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Deadpool_18
11/12/19 3:13:42 PM
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Highwind07 posted...
TC probably tried to summon the likes of greater demons like Belial and Beezelbub so of course that didn't work because that would require a lot of experience.

Go summon some imps or something for starters.

Wouldnt mind an imp buddy. Got any recommendations?
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awesome999
11/12/19 3:16:47 PM
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

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Deadpool_18
11/12/19 3:16:56 PM
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Hairistotle posted...
i feel like if demons were able to be summoned we'd have proof by now

it'd be cool but it seems along the lines of those college freshmen girls who are "witches" or w/e


I just want to dabble in the occult. Nothing like dipping bronze bells in pigs blood, but runes and incantations are interesting to me. And if a candle lights itself after I misspell something in Latin, neato.
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Alteres
11/12/19 3:22:50 PM
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Southernfatman posted...
Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from a CEman.

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Deadpool_18
11/12/19 3:24:57 PM
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Alteres posted...
Southernfatman posted...
Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from a CEman.


You dont know me.
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Mistere Man
11/12/19 3:31:03 PM
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What method are you using, and what level of demon are you trying to summon?
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