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And to add to JaKyL's title update, there really isn't anything new story-wise either. Closest thing we really got at the time was Kane tossing HHH in the trunk of a car and threatening to screw him, until HHH hit the inside switch to open the car and escape (Trips even mentions this a week later!)

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1) The Lion King
2) The Little Mermaid
3) Beauty and the Beast
4) Aladdin
5) The Jungle Book
6) The Hunchback of Notre Dame
7) Peter Pan
8) Pinocchio
9) The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
10) Tangled

Probably way off here

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My only regret is not having faith in Phoenix Wright. Hats off to SuperNiceDog

Typical GM not willing to put anyone over >_>

I've noticed that I, the voice of the people, am not on the Summer Spectacular card. Since XIII already has a match (and can only beat me in table matches), then I request a 1-on-1 bout with the newest Heavyweight, KCF @ the ppv! The voice of the people will NOT be silenced!

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<POWER plays, as Zero heads to the ring alone as it is all set up for another interview segment! However, no sign of DaGeneticFreak>

Now... I know you all saw me fight valiantly in my efforts to overthrow XIII tonight, but there's only so much one can do. First off, let's look at the highlights!

*Zero prepares to dropkick XIII off the apron and through a table. The dropkick connects, but a nearby KCF pulls the table out of the way in time for XIII to hit the floor table-free. Zero brawls with KCF and throws him against the metal steps, only to be blindsided by XIII and suplexed through a table*

...even with the outcome of the match, I was willing to leave tonight to my hotel and let XIII have his moment, doing whatever it is that he does; considering that he's only good with tables and whiskey and nothing else, I'm pretty sure XIII is a stripper. However, when I got to my car, the Merch Lawyer for Whiskey on the Rocks was there, and stated that I must come out here and congratulate XIII and call him the better man in front of everyone, or else be sued.

But I'll do one better than that. I won't just talk about XIII Rocks, I will talk directly TO XIII Rocks, because I not only represent the XFL, but I also now represent the people AND fans of the UCA that are not XIII. So without further adue, my guest on Zero Tolerance with ZeroSignal is none other than the infamous GM himself, XIII Rocks!

*XIII's music plays, but instead of XIII coming out, we get DaGeneticFreak with a giant burlap sack! DGF comes down to the ring and opens the sack, which is 13 rocks of different shapes and sizes. He places them all on the guest chair*

Everyone, give it up... for thirteen rocks! *pop*

Now, thirteen rocks, we don't have a lot of time here, but I do want to congratulate you on a fine job you've done as a GM in the UCA. Of course, no one's perfect, and there have been better GMs than you in the past, but I'm here to talk about the General Managers that you were better than, and here they are! *Points to UCA's jumbo screen*

Entourage star, Jeremy Piven!


Famous comedian, Cedric the Entertainer!


And last, but not least, former GM of the Detroit Lions, Matt Millen!


...and that's all the time we have! *pushes the chair full of rocks over, which is followed by DaGeneticFreak doing pushups on the rocks*

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From: TheKnightOfNee | #396

Remember those early days of the UCA, XIII?

He never will, but I do! Our match at the first Epop Mania would have been the 2009 MotY if Tecknic and Soul's cage match never happened.

From: XIII_rocks | #398

It starts on Eruption when I put ZeroSig through another table.

Another table? You didn't even put me through one in the first place; all you did was declare yourself the winner as soon as the bell rang, because you were potentially afraid of what I might do. You're drunk on power XIII, and calling yourself the best GM in UCA history is a joke. TimJab was a better GM than you, and he was the king of biased booking.

Mark my words XIII; I will put you through a table next week, and then I will find someone willing to stand with me and take the tag team titles from Whiskey on the Rocks! Don't think I'm limited to my fellow comrades in the XFL either!

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I swear to God, I'll pistol-whip the next person that says shenanigans!

Figures you'd cook up an excuse to get out of facing me on ppv. I don't owe you anything, let alone an apology. I'll beat you next week, and then your cowardly ways won't be enough to escape my demands!

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*Zero heads to the ring alone, no car, no DaGeneticFreak, no "POWER" blasting the speakers*

I took a few days to let the past few weeks sink in. First and foremost, I owe Tom Bombadil an apology, as I was blinded by XIII's use of power and authority. I fought my way to a UCA title match, and lost fair to Nee. And then everything happened this past week.

XIII, I was the only guy in the XFL that was fine with your booking. I wasn't trying to intimidate you like edwards did, and I supported your decisions. Yet, the first person from the XFL that you attack... was me. And that's where we have a problem.

Once Chris gets done taking the tag team titles away from your sorry ass, all you'll have is your title of Master of Tables, which sounds like something you made up overnight. But even then, that's better than nothing. XIII Sucks, I challenge you to a Table Match at Summer Spectacular, one officiated by Tom Bombadil to keep you from booking yourself as the winner!

No Genetic Freaks at ringside, no robot versions of Tom Bombadil at ringside. Just two men with a score to settle. If you got the guts, you'll be there.

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From: Jakyl25 | #225

(I suppose the Un-Americans must have disbanded)

You guessed correctly, and this is where I come in!

The UnAmericans disbanded shortly after losing the tag titles to HurriKane. Lance Storm and William Regal continued working together with their UnAmerican-like methods. Christian began teaming with Chris Jericho. Finally, Test turned face, cut his hair, and picked up Stacy Keibler as his manager/girlfriend. (Ironically, Lance Storm said on his website once when Test was asked to cut his hair for the UnAmericans, he basically told creative to **** off)

Recent additions to Brock Lesnar's kill list between SummerSlam and No Mercy: Randy Orton, Hardcore Holly, John Cena, and Chuck Palumbo.

Face turns: Test
Heel turns: Ric Flair, John Cena, and Ron Simmons (who began a very short-lived tag team with Reverend D-Von)

Only two brand shifts this time. First, Randy Orton traveled over to Raw. SmackDown got Crash Holly in return. Despite Orton's injury, Raw still got the better end of the deal, courtesy of RNN! (Randy News Network)

Sent to injured reserve: Randy Orton (shoulder injury, out until early 2003) and Hardcore Holly (neck injury by Brock Lesnar, out until November 2003)

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Dallas Cowboys: 8-8 --- Next Game: Next Year =(

Catherine

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From: swirIdude | #025

26 - #1 Bowser (Super Mario Bros, Smash Bros) (4-0, 1-0) 51.0%
25 - #24 Yoshi (Super Mario World, Smash Bros) (2-2, 0-1) 49.0%

I ****ing hate this =(

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Seriously, call Kenny Loggins, cause you're in the Danger Zone.

The Deep Internet is missing one thing. It's missing Strahax

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#24 Yoshi (Super Mario World, Smash Bros)

Magus (Chrono Trigger, Ye Olde Squaresoft)

Laharl (Disgaea, Shadow Bombplex)

Ike Griel (Fire Emblem, Smash Bros)

Ezio Auditore da Firenze (Assassin's Creed II, Playstation All-Stars)

Guybrush Threepwood (Monkey Island, Tales of Democracy, Ho!)

Prince of Persia (Prince of Persia, Game Jumping)

Captain Falcon (F-Zero, Smash Bros)

#4 Miles Edgeworth (Ace Attorney, Metal Gear ACE)

#8 Big Boss (Metal Gear Solid, Metal Gear ACE)

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From: tereziWright | #001

Are they still considered pretty terrible by most people?

On this board, yes, considering B8 tends to hate anything that's popular >_>

Aside from that, no, they're liked by the majority.

Thousand Suns > Meteora > Hybrid Theory > Living Things > Minutes to Midnight

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From: Jakyl25 | #042

Wikipedia says he lost the Tag Titles (to Team Pacman) and the X-Division title (to Lethal) separately at the next PPV but retained the World Title.

And on top of that, Angle was forced to pick a partner to hold the belts with, so he chose Sting. He then backstabbed Sting at No Surrender and let Pacman Jones pin him to win the gold. And of course Angle lost the world title for one day then won it back at the Impact tapings 24 hours later.

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Read a hilariously bad article a month ago; it was stating 10 NHL teams that should relocate, and the ideal cities that they should relocate to. They are... (ideal relocation in parentheses for each one)

New Jersey Devils (Quebec City)
New York Islanders (London, Ontario)
Anaheim Ducks (Seattle)
Carolina Hurricanes (Halifax, Nova Scotia)
Dallas Stars (Kansas City)
Colorado Avalanche (Indianapolis)
Nashville Predators (Milwaukee)
Columbus Blue Jackets (Cleveland)
Phoenix Coyotes (Portland)
Florida Panthers (Anywhere)

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From: Bieber_My_Hero | #001

This board is down to just 6 pages. CE has 60 pages.

And yet ours are still better than CE's. Quality > Quantity.

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(1) Shawn Michaels

(5) Al Snow

(3) Mr. Perfect

(7) The Hurricane / Gregory Helms

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Mike Haggar (Final Fight, In-Conference DLC)

The Boss (Metal Gear Solid 3, Metal Gear ACE)

John Marston (Red Dead Redemption, No-Life 2: Effect 3)

Garrus Vakarian (Mass Effect, No-Life 2: Effect 3)

#16 Commander Shepard (Mass Effect, No-Life 2: Effect 3)

Ramza Beoulve (Final Fantasy Tactics, Ye Olde Squaresoft)

Kratos (God of War, Playstation All-Stars)

Mr. Game and Watch (Game and Watch, Nintendo Power)

Professor Oak (Pokemon, Nintendo Power)

Raiden (Metal Gear Solid 2, Metal Gear ACE)

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5-1, and I seriously thought about taking Maia

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Catherine

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Crash Bandicoot (Crash Bandicoot, Game Jumping)

Rita Mordio (Tales of Vesperia, Tales of Democracy, Ho!)

#5 Mario (Mario Bros, Smash Bros)

#11 Charizard (Pokemon, Nintendo Power)

#7 Auron (Final Fantasy X, Playstation All-Stars)

#20 Vivi Orunitia (Final Fantasy IX, Playstation All-Stars)

#14 Kefka Palazzo (Final Fantasy VI, Ye Olde Squaresoft)

Professor Layton (Professor Layton, Nintendo Power)

Heihachi Mishima (Tekken, In-Conference DLC)

#11 Amaterasu (Okami, In-Conference DLC)

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All of those chums are competing for second-best person in the XFL! :D

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Someday people will quit trying to rank Pikachu

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From: ExThaNemesis | #161

What's your most crushing experience losing a favorite player from one of your teams?

The only one I can remotely think of here was when Julius Peppers left Carolina to join the Bears (which I knew immediately was Carolina's fault). I mean, considering my other favorite players...

- Most of the Cowboys' stars in the 90s retired in Dallas. And while I'm still a Cowboys fan, I wouldn't lose any sleep if Romo or Orton got traded tomorrow.
- UNC players eventually leave; it's called the NBA Draft and they want to join the 42 other UNC alumni that have NBA rings
- No wacky trades with the Canes or Pens in the NHL (besides the Canes getting Staal, which I thought was awesome)

So yeah, Peppers to Chicago it is.

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$5 million would be enough to convince me to head to Canada

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Zack Fair (Final Fantasy VII, Ye Olde Squaresoft)

Mewtwo (Pokemon, Nintendo Power)

Catherine (Catherine, Shadow Bombplex)

Delita Hyral (Final Fantasy Tactics, Ye Olde Squaresoft)

#18 Revolver Ocelot (Metal Gear Solid, Metal Gear ACE)

Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic, Game Jumping)

#6 Kirby (Kirby, Smash Bros)

Manny Calavera (Grim Fandango, Tales of Democracy, Ho!)

Kanji Tatsumi (Persona 4, Shadow Bombplex)

Nathan Drake (Uncharted, Playstation All-Stars)

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From: Dr_Football | #155

Most crushing loss you think the refs handed to the opponents?

While I wasn't a fan of either team, my answer here is SuperBowls XL and XLIII for both the Cardinals and Seahawks. At least unlike Seattle, Arizona tried to keep it close.

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1. Bowser
2. Phoenix Wright
3. Solid Snake
4. Miles Edgeworth
5. Mario
6. Kirby
7. Auron
8. Luigi
9. Big Boss
10. Charizard
11. Mega Man
12. Leon Kennedy
13. Amaterasu
14. Samus Aran
15. Kefka Palazzo
16. Commander Shepard
17. Urdnot Wrex
18. Knuckles the Echidna
19. Vivi Orunitia
20. Revolver Ocelot
21. Frog
22. Link
23. Squall Leonhart
24. Sephiroth
25. Ike Griel

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Catherine

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Apparently TNA is trying to sue Scott Steiner for comments he made about the company on Twitter. Hilarious results should ensue here, folks.

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Seriously, call Kenny Loggins, cause you're in the Danger Zone.

Nick Hendricks and I are traveling through Terca Lumireis, on a quest to stop Sterling Archer from launching multiple nuclear bombs placed around the world in a dozen cars.

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From: Emporer_Kazbar | #001

12. Turnabout Beginnings (3-4)

Glad someone here agrees with me.

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+3 Have You Ever Seen the Rain?
+2 Up Around the Bend
+1 Fortunate Son

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Speaking of Brock, here (as of SummerSlam) is his kill list (in order of which he first beat them)...

Jeff Hardy
Matt Hardy
Shawn Stasiak
Bubba Ray Dudley
Rob Van Dam
Booker T
Test
Ric Flair
Tommy Dreamer
Mark Henry
Hulk Hogan
Rikishi.
The Rock

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The Boss lost to a Cube, so not even close.

Shepard or Kratos at this point.

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Recette Lemongrass (Recettear: An Item Shop's Tale, Tales of Democracy, Ho!)

#1 Bowser (Super Mario Bros, Smash Bros)

#2 Phoenix Wright (Ace Attorney, Metal Gear ACE)

#25 Nathan Drake (Uncharted, Playstation All-Stars)

Banjo (Banjo-Kazooie, Game Jumping)

Felicia (Darkstalkers, In-Conference DLC)

Mordin Solus (Mass Effect, No-Life 2: Effect 3)

John Marston (Red Dead Redemption, No-Life 2: Effect 3)

Alicia Melchiott (Valkryia Chronicles, Tales of Democracy, Ho!)

Manfred von Karma (Ace Attorney, Metal Gear ACE)

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Finished the main story last week, amazing game.

Would do some of the extra stuff if my PS3 didn't ****ing overheat after 5 minutes.

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From: UCA_Rally_Man | #158

Hello UCA, yet again I have been made to show my power. Whiskey Nick knows too much and needs to be punished.

*The Big Tron comes on and shows a video of Whiskey Nick running on a treadmill with a bottle of whiskey hanging in front of him*

Thanks to the efforts of UCA Rally Man, this declares me the winner by countout.

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;_;

New update on the website.

Tl;dr version - The dog is fully paralyzed now and both the vet and the surgeon say the surgery would be a waste of time. Owner says they'll try to keep Winston as long as he's not in pain.

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And I guess you could say Billy and Chuck turned face too

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No debuts in this time period, but a few departees and shifts...

To SmackDown: Undertaker and Matt Hardy
To Raw: Rico, who joins 3 Minute Warning

Alignment shifts: Matt Hardy turns heel and ditches his brother to go to SmackDown.

Future endeavored: Shawn Stasiak gets the boot here, and after jobbing on Velocity for a few months, Mike Awesome also gets released. Mike Awesome declared getting released was a huge sigh of relief and hated the time spent in WWE.

No major injuries at the time.

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From: Jakyl25 | #074

No way. I would say at least 75% of Beat the Clock Challenges have been on SmackDown.

The ones I can remember...

- The two back-to-back on SD in early 2007, where Kennedy beat the clock the first week, and Taker ALMOST beats the clock on the second week, but Kennedy stops him from doing so.
- Raw, July 2007, where Lashley beats the clock and Kennedy jobs to Super Crazy
- Raw, July 2009, where Cena beats the clock

Pretty sure I'm missing one or two here. JaKyL?

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A

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Dallas Cowboys: 8-8 --- Next Game: Next Year =(

And while ExThaNemesis was at his house, fighting grizzly bears
Ceej used his magical firebreath and saved ExTha's hairs

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Yes

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From: Jakyl25 | #022

He ran in on the Cena vs. Show/Tensai dark match last night.

If I was Big Show, pretty sure the last person I'd want as my tag team partner against Superman would be a guy who just got done jobbing to Tyson Kidd

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First Columbo and now Matlock; who's going to help bust criminals now?

RIP Andy

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Shulk (Xenoblade, Tales of Democracy, Ho!)

Tali'Zorah (Mass Effect, No-Life 2: Effect 3)

Mewtwo (Pokemon, Nintendo Power)

#16 Knuckles the Echidna (Sonic, Game Jumping)

#13 Samus Aran (Metroid, Smash Bros)

Etna (Disgaea, Shadow Bombplex)

Dunban (Xenoblade, Tales of Democracy, Ho!)

Raiden (Metal Gear Solid 2, Metal Gear ACE)

#11 Mega Man (Mega Man, In-Conference DLC)

#22 Link (Legend of Zelda, Smash Bros)

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War
Zero
XIII/eaed/America
Zazi
Haguile
ExTha
DP

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From: TimJab | #148

would have lost to early 90s UNLV or duke teams by 30

After reading "Duke Sucks", I can confirm that the refs would have kept Duke within 4 points of Kentucky the whole game. Early 90s UNLV would god-stomp almost every college team in existence, so you're right on that.

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