Lurker > WaterLink

Everclear. Or bacardi 151
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pkmnlord posted...

Remember that episode of Codename: Kids Next Door where they thought bra stood for battle ready armor

They turned out to be right
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He has quick and slender fingers

If you do not conquer your fear of doorknobs and open the door ahead of you, the door will be locked and your balls will be tickled forever.

Let the games begin
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It's like fucking lego
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Remember that episode of As Told by Ginger where her mom wouldnt let her shave her legs?
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Will u be my friend vegy?
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Did you smang them?
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Apparently dont flush the toilet and let it stew
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Something even the lactose intolerant can enjoy
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Not really
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SauI_Goodman posted...

WaterLink posted...

I prefer em cold. Warm at the most, tbh

What about lukewarm

If it's all I can get I can make an exception
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Also why is there a photobucket link in almost 2019?
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I prefer em cold. Warm at the most, tbh
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Did the antifa guy tell the nazi to put up his dukes first?
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TES_Nut posted...

Saying "fuck it" is just another type of deflection.

Stop being a pussy.

YOUR REVOLUTION IS OVER MR LEBOWSKI.
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Bible Black
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I get knocked up
But I get down again
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catboy0_0 posted...

WaterLink posted...

Have you ever done a girl's laundry?

no! ew! cooties!

Blood was everywhere
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They should stop making shark movies, they could never top the perfection already achieved by this movie


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Because he does their laundry so they fuck him.

Have you ever done a girl's laundry?
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DuranOfForcena posted...

What you say !!

Hey hey hey !!
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It's funny how people dont wanna see titties. I guess they're just too thirsty and just jealous they arent the ones getting quenched.
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You cant force me to rate him

But Ben probably could
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They should make a Plastic Mario. And Peaxh and Daisy have really huge fake tits
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Didnt the biggest mass execution in US history occur by Lincoln's orders? And of Native Americans no less. And people give Jackson shit for preventing Southerners for massacring them
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Duncanwii posted...

Dark_SilverX posted...

Imagine a Charmander smashing a Pichu.

Charmander and Pichu aren't in the same egg group.

Being able to reproduce together isnt a requirement for fucking.
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Lost_All_Senses posted...

WaterLink posted...

Lost_All_Senses posted...

Are you one the guys that drinks on weekends and post topics about how depressed you are?

I noticed people who depress drink still get optimistic and excited to drink and it always confused me.

It's almost like drinking makes you feel better and you feel bad when you dont drink. So confusing.

Um. That would make sense if this wasn't about people being depressed while they drink. Good job looking like an asshole tho.

That's not what you said. You said they get optimistic and excited when they drink.
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Lost_All_Senses posted...

Are you one the guys that drinks on weekends and post topics about how depressed you are?

I noticed people who depress drink still get optimistic and excited to drink and it always confused me.

It's almost like drinking makes you feel better and you feel bad when you dont drink. So confusing.
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McChicken posted...

I love jamming to this while drinking:

I love RBF!

I'll raise you another ska drinking song


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FrisbeeDude posted...

WaterLink posted...

This topic really is what's wrong with the culture now. A person had one incident years ago, and now correctly enforcing the rules is racist if it's against a black person because of that?

lmaooo it's never racism to yall

More like it's not always racism to me. Someone doing their job properly isnt racism
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Pepys Monster posted...

WaterLink posted...

Well.....thanks for shooting down my joke. Happy drinking bub.

Jager is still nasty swill to me.

Pros of jager:
1) Tastes like black liquorice
2) Never varies in quality. Always top tier.

The taste just makes me gag. Idk what it is. I can do fireball and goldschlager and schnapps and all those other candy tasting liquors just fine. Just something about jager.
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Well.....thanks for shooting down my joke. Happy drinking bub.

Jager is still nasty swill to me.
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Pepys Monster posted...

WaterLink posted...

Jager is nasty as fuck anyways, the fact that so many feel the need to drown it in potent metallic tasting energy drinks to tolerate it only supports that notion

Jager is my favorite alcohol.

When they amputate your feet for diabetes from all these jagerbombs you should cut off all your toes and put every letter of "jagerbombs" on them and wear them as a necklace
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Jager is nasty as fuck anyways, the fact that so many feel the need to drown it in potent metallic tasting energy drinks to tolerate it only supports that notion
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Uncle Choad posted...

Someone always beats me by like a couple of posts
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CE is badly poisoned
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scorpion41 posted...

The referee was enforcing an existing rule that the COACH should have enforced long before that incident. The wrestler is supposed to wear a hair cover if it is too long.

Taken from the NFHS website:
SITUATION 17: Does braided hair that is non-abrasive need to be contained in a legal hair cover? RULING: If the hair in its natural state is longer than allowed by rule, then it must be contained in a legal hair cover. (4-2-1)

In order to wrestle the kid had to either wear a cover, or cut the hair to a legal length.

Me and another guy or two have posted this already, you're gonna get nothing but crickets from the ones that just want a reason to be outraged
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a-c-a-b posted...

WaterLink posted...

You drinking all that yourself?

Pretty much. A buddy or two will probably stop by over the holidays but they're alcoholics too and will bring their own stuff. I'll make them a few mix drinks though.

Yeah that sounds like me when I take extended time off. Stock up on a lot of booze and food and go on a bender. Logged solid hours on BotW, couple of friends come over to play Sm4sh (hopefully be getting ultimate soon) and chess or DBZF or whatever.

I try not to do that as often anymore because I end up needing multiple days to recover so I just lie in bed with the shakes for a day and a half afterwards
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You drinking all that yourself?
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This topic really is what's wrong with the culture now. A person had one incident years ago, and now correctly enforcing the rules is racist if it's against a black person because of that?
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I'll just leave this here:

https://www.nfhs.org/sports-resource-content/wrestling-rules-interpretations-2018-19

SITUATION 17: Does braided hair that is non-abrasive need to be contained in a legal hair cover? RULING: If the hair in its natural state is longer than allowed by rule, then it must be contained in a legal hair cover. (4-2-1)

http://www.espn.com/high-school/story/_/id/25589162/new-jersey-high-school-wrestler-forced-cut-dreadlocks-viral-video-stirs-questions-race

"The interpretation of the rule was applied correctly," Ron Roberts told the Courier-Post, saying he was told Johnson's cap wasn't connected to his headgear as required. "The kid had to have legal head cover by rule or he's got to cut his hair."

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Is it sad the thing I remember most about that show was that stupid ketchup commercial that ripped off Bud Light's "wazzup" commercial?
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Sounds exactly like Steve Jobs tbh
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I think psychedelics could really help with depression and mental health in general without getting people hooked on pills, but the government would much rather force feed pills down your throat and steal your money than let people grow a natural organism on their own to help themselves
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FrisbeeDude posted...

Men NEVER do this to fat men (see: fat sports coaches)

Fat coaches and players get shit talked about that ALL THE TIME. The hell are you talking about? They call Andy Reid the Walrus FFS.
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...I guess 7 is a bit too young but I dont think I was much older when I started staying home by myself when my mom had to run errands and stuff. It's not like she left for a week she just went to work
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Stop eating crayons
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You should see a doctor
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